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lostmykeysie · 8 months

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so i disappeared for three months because i was going through a divorce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my muse up and left me!!!!! i was left with our two kids, the missing link and two knights defence, not to mention our eldest, the horcrux hunt, who despite being complete still needs some help. it was overwhelming and it came out of nowhere and i've now sworn off women, but if you know any hot sexy singles in the area to help me take my mind off it, please send them in my direction and i will make an exception, or possibly many many exceptions, because i love women

in other news, i just posted the final chapter of the missing link

#chimaera & the wolf #the missing link #complete #i'm in shock i can't believe it's finished #except for the two epilogues but they don't officially count #sorry this is three months late lol #i literally haven't written before last week since i last updated #the divorce was real #also i am so behind on messges i am sorry if i have ignored you bear with me #there's a bear with me!#also tumblr got ugly whilst i was away??? wtf is that about #there's probably a million things i've forgotten but #that's a problem for future me #just wanted to celebrate that this is finished my baby is 18 #a legal adult #now i can send them to go buy me fags

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venussmilk · 2 months

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ik they dont have phones but u cant tell me chilchuck wouldnt go crazy on facebook reels

#digital art #fan art #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #laios touden #chilchuck tims #izutsumi #laios dunmeshi #chilchuck dunmeshi #izutsumi dungeon meshi #he would absolutely love facebook guys.... i mean hes a divorced father of three #lets be real #also laios and izutsumi would be those kids that have those leash backpacks

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sanctus-ingenium · 8 months

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art is difficult so here i present one of my study sketches cleaned up a little

#harpy character divorced from any real setting rn. was originally an au. yeah the same guy i censored on kofi. him #creature design #second pic is full res. you can colour him in yourself if u want

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waitineedaname · 2 years

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divorce as angst: boring, depressing, overdone, I've had enough of that in my own life thanks

divorce but the characters are still friendly: good! healthy! more of this please!

divorce as comedy: unparalleled, hysterical, I want characters to divorce each other repeatedly for no reason

#divorce as a sad trope is NOT something i do well with #i have enough trauma from my parents' messy divorce thank you!! no more!!!!#HOWEVER. i fucking love the trend im seeing where fandoms decide a character is divorced for no real reason other than it would be funny #ESPECIALLY the joke of characters repeatedly divorcing and remarrying and then divorcing again #the first time i saw it was in the tma fandom #where people jokes that peter and elias had been divorced seventeen times or something #and i think that's hilarious. especially when it's over petty shit #i think boomer should be one of the repeatedly divorced and remarried couples. just for fun #they just do it for the drama #no one can tell when theyre together or not because they act exactly the same

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kennyomegasweave · 1 year

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1. Stiles left Beacon Hills to never return and left his jeep.

2. Derek saved his jeep and fixed everything. Stiles's dad flat out says Derek saved it after Stiles left and tried to fix it up. Stiles had it held together with duck tape but Derek put everything into fixing it, but it wasn't able to run perfectly.

3. In the 15 years since Stiles left to never return, it ended up in the junkyard because Derek couldn't fix it like he wanted to, but he wouldn't abandon it.

4. Eli, Derek's kid, would routinely steal it to piss Derek off.

5. After Derek died. Stiles's dad gave Eli the keys to the jeep and told him Derek had "complicated feelings about the Jeep" but it should definitely be Eli's.

So like Derek was in love with Stiles huh? Like he saved Stiles's jeep, when Stiles himself abandoned it. He tried to make it run smoothly and when he couldn't he kept it under a tarp at the junkyard to not be driven but not to be scrapped either. And then his son would regularly steal it solely to piss Derek off. Derek himself said it was just to make him mad. And then when Derek died, Sheriff Stilinski gave the keys to Eli and said he should have it and that Derek had "complicated feelings about the jeep" but it was Eli's. Derek was definitely in love with Stiles and I just.

#teen wolf #sterek #spoilers #back on the sterek train again #like real talk #I shipped it in s1 #but after that I didn't really because the show backed away HEAVILY from that #and I was like oh okay I think it maybe could have happened but planned changed #and I was okay with that #I had fic #though I gave that up because most sterek fic was so wildly OOC for stiles and hated scott #and nah son nah #but like it was still kinda there but not really #so I kinda treated it like a crackship #I boarded the sciles train because those two are soulmates #and then tyler h left the show and that was it for sterek #but somehow #somehow #with this movie they managed to bring me back #like i was jokingly the whole time saying stiles and derek were divorced and eli was their kid #but like #in canon #like derek had to have been in love with stiles right #the whole fucking jeep storyline in this movie #like #holy shit #I will NEVER stop crying #dear lord #regular clyde

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botanicalbard · 28 days

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Can't believe the finalists in real life were the divorce quartet plus Pearl’s new wife

#divorce quartet #traffic spoilers #real life spoilers #real life smp #spoilers #traffic light smp #traffic smp #trafficblr #scott smajor #smajor1995 #dangthatsalongname #zombiecleo #Pearlescentmoon #geminitay #martyn itlw #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood

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shittysawtraps · 3 months

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saw valentine’s day special where two people are handcuffed together in a spooning position. they both have crushes on each other. there is a whirring blade descending from the ceiling.

#shitty saw traps #saw franchise #mod amanda #this is the only way John can engage in romance since the divorce #all of the apprentices think it’s fucked up but let’s be real their romances also involve saw traps l

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e-flo · 6 months

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zoro and sanji accidentally get married but both of them take it Surprisingly seriously because neither of them know how to half-ass anything

#a real case of ��whatever we'll just get a divorce if it comes up”#and it never comes up #zosan

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diver5ion · 5 months

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#the wheel of time #moiraine damodred #siuan sanche #the divorce in real time ;c #rosamund pike #sophie okonedo #//

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justafriendofxanders · 23 days

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call buffyverse the bermuda triangle because no ship made it out of that shit alive. no marriage finale, no kids, no epilogue. the ideal ending for me where it's just a whole bunch of exes and dead exes in a world where people are constantly coming back to life. multidimensional divorce FOREVER.

#sorry i'm like one of those conservatives obsessed with a particular idea of traditional heterosexual marriage but it's for divorce #to be clear i'm not talking about real divorce just like the people obsessed with Marriage are not actually talking about real marriages #but the IDEA they think it represents #real life is largely too boring and variable to talk about in sweeping terms #but i think the IDEA that two people once in love can fall out of it. unevenly. wretchedly. for the worse. is beautiful.#me watching buffyverse: wow these people are terrible to each other not because they're 'evil' but because they're incredibly human.#hedgehog's dilemma.... just like in my animes....#no resolution!! only the Struggle of Living forever!!!#whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #buffyposting #btvs

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divorce-quartet-memes · 23 days

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