Tes Fest 2023 Day 4- Mortal/ Sanctuary
I did both.
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Artanis, confronting Cicero after he attacked Arnbjorn: Did you really have to stab him?
Cicero: Listener wasn't there. You didn’t hear what he said to poor Cicero.
Artanis: What did he say?
Cicero: “What are you gonna do, stab me?”
Artanis:
Artanis: Okay, that’s fair.
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i saw a post talking about how we cook our meat because we don't like getting worms
WOW
rude
we can't air this, by the way, that awful noise this jerk made was directly into the microphone and the audio peaked higher than mt doom
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I can't be the only one who has died and never ever came back after this specific shot. like i am irreparable, unrecoverable, this has done irreversible damage to me
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Gale after I explain that of course I'll marry him, but we can't go back to Waterdeep for our big fat greek wedding just yet because we're overthrowing an undead lich queen and an archdevil, killing at least two gods, and curing vampirism
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Tim got a boyfriend. A civil boyfriend. Fuck. Shit Ra al ghul for still obsessing over Tim and kidnapped the said boyfriend. Ra al ghul didn't do anything to Danny until Tim got there as Red Robin ofc. Danny was gagged and all very panic(?) for his life (maybe). All the Batfam are there, they didn't know Tim has a boyfriend well now they know and that said boyfriend is about to be used to had a boyfriend. Ra al ghul kidnapped this boy becuz well to make Tim suffer and maybe blackmailing to agreeing to give him a heir by marrying his ppl. Welp changed plan let stab and dip this kid. Tim watches as Danny falls into the pit. "NO! PLEASE DANNY!" Bruce had almost got Ra's but failed to safe him. Tim kneed near the pit with heavy heart. Fuck it. If Danny going to came out dead he'll so gonna kill ra's if he came out evil he's still going to kill Ra-
"EWWWWW FUCK THIS SHIT IS DISGUSTING! WTF EWEWEWEWEW–! I smell like A newly opened can of surströmming!"
Proceeds to puke in the Lazarus Pit. "Tim i swear to ancient you don't end that fucker i wil-" he couldn't finished to words Tim already pulling him out of the pit.
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Ice tears
When the pit rage got worse and Jason was barely able to think he decided to ask Constantine for help. Mainly because B hated when he asked Constantine for help and the wizard was nicer than he seemed at first glance.
Constantine strangely had the answer. It turns out that the Lazarus Pits had an history with something called "The Infinite Realms", and the water was the remains of one of the "Ancients" (Jason had no idea what that title meant) who died trying to stop the first King and bled in the confines of the world of the living.
As interesting as the story was, Jason had no idea how it helped with his problem, and he told the hellbazer so. John just rolled his eyes and gave a summary "You are possessed by the rage of that ghost, the only way to calm it down is to get the king's tears, the only thing he wanted, although that's a bit suicidal mate"
And well, now that he had forced Constantine to take him to the King (after making the portal, the British fled, coward) standing in front of the castle, Jason prepared his weapons, he probably should have thought it better since the king could be a powerful, interdimensional entity that could kill him with a snap of his fingers. But it was too late for that.
With a sigh he entered the throne room and saw a rather cute boy, with a crown and a dazzling smile, waving at him excitedly and asking a thousand questions a minute. Damn, was that the king? He was so friendly and— fuck, Jason had to make him cry, he was screwed.
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Cicero, after "The Cure for Madness": Is the Listener going to leave poor Cicero?
Artanis: No, Cicero. I'm going to look after you.
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Made this as a small celebration for the massive W the Tyssa shippers have won thanks to the legendary RTD 💜💖
Okay I updated it because the other one was bothering me for some reason, after a lot more tweaking, I'm finally satisfied with it <3
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