the true potential of cross guild is that no matter what, buggy can Only fail upwards. like i genuinely do think that mihawk and crocodile will come to begrudgingly respect buggy for inexplicably revitalizing their dreams and aspirations as actual pirates vs treating everything as business and never trusting anyone, but consider: Cross Guild just keeps expanding after the fact
Gecko Moriah and Perona, after their encounter with the Blackbeard Pirates, salvage what they can of their crew and join up
Doflamingo is broken out of Impel Down alongside Bon Clay in a second prison break scandal and they both decide to join up
Rayleigh, wanting protection for Amazon Lily and for Boa to gain more allies, gets in touch with Buggy after all this time to join his crew ala Jinbe joining Luffy
Neo MADS, in need of resources and manpower after their scuffle with the Big Mom Pirates, contact and eventually conglomerate into Cross Guild, meaning Caesar Clown, Judge and the Vinsmoke siblings all join as well
Vivi meeting up with them alongside Wapol after escaping Mary Geoise and joining them, at least until she can find the Straw Hats
Buggy, through no reason other than being gods favorite chewtoy, straight up having a fully decked out Yonko crew of former warlords, legends and everything in between where no one takes him truly seriously but at the very least respect his authority as Yonko to not kill him. but oh boy do they keep him guessing. the only reason it doesnt fall apart is because they're all united in dunking on this silly little clown that, for the funniest reasons ever, is luckier than the devil himself to not be killed by them
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a bunch of funnies I came up with for my none-existent leonardos live together AU. mostly it's just 12&rise being best friends and menaces.
Mirage - Prime (aka the tired grandpa), 87 - Lee (aka the funky uncle), 03 - Leonardo (aka the dad), 12 - Leo (aka child#0), 18 - Leon (aka child#1)
Leonardo: Violence is not the answer.
Leo: Preach it brother.
Lee: *just claps his hands*
Leon: Question: Is violence the answer once there are no family members present at the scene?
Leonardo: Absolutely.
Leo: Go apeshit.
Lee: *feral screeches*
Leon: And they say I'm not in-tune with my counterparts, those idiots.
*
Prime: I am not favoring anyone.
Leo: Hypothetically speaking, if all Leos were in danger and you could save only one, who would it be?
Prime: Lee.
Leon: See, the right answer is "I'm not letting anything happen to any of you".
Prime:
Prime: That's why Lee's my favorite.
*
Leon: Hey Little Blue?
Leo: Hey yourself. Need anything?
Leon: So, um, if... if I said there might possibly be a tyrannical overlord on my ass I need help with, what would you say...?
Leo: lmao.
Leon: MY MAN.
Leo: It's okay, I'll help you.
Leon: Phew.
Leo: But once we've dealt with this I'm so telling Leonardo on you.
Leon: YOU SHORTASS MOTHERFUCKER.
*
Leo: You realize that this plan is beyond stupid, right?
Leon: Totally.
Leo: Okay, I just wanted to make sure, let's do this.
*
Leonardo: Do you have any information on the warehouse that used to be a hideout for the purple dragons? You know, the one that exploded.
Leon: Nope.
Leo: Haven't heard a thing.
Leonardo: *disappointed dad stare*
Leon: OKAY, BUT THEY DESERVED IT!
Leonardo: Leo! You were supposed to keep Leon out of trouble.
Leo: Would it help if I said it was my idea?
Leonardo: Actually, no, it wouldn't.
Leon: Yeah, we figured.
*
Leonardo: Have you seen the children?
Lee: Been a minute since, why?
Leonardo: You know why.
Lee: Yeah I do...
*
Leon: I'm Leo's favorite.
Leo: No you're not?
Leon: Then who's your favorite?
Leo: ...okay, it is you, but I don't like this being acknowledged.
*
Leonardo: I didn't think it'll be so tough having children.
Lee: Do... do you need help...?
Leonardo: Yes, please.
*
Leon: When we first met I didn't think you could be just as much of a menace as I am.
Leo: ...surprise?
Leon: A very nice one, that's for sure.
*
Prime: I have a wonderful extended family of Leos.
Prime: But if some of them disappear I won't complain.
Leon: You know, you don't have to look directly at me when you say that.
*
Leon: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a tsundere Prime is?
Prime: Why are you the way that you are?
Leo: He seems like a solid seven to me.
*
Leon: It was always a whiplash when Leo and I had just the two of us missions. He'd suddenly be like, thirty years older.
Leon: I get it, because he was suddenly expected to lead us, and the leader shtick is like, very traumatizing for him.
Leon: So we stopped do leaders when we're on a mission together.
Leon: Best decision of our lives.
Leon: Never expect Leo to lead, and boom, he's like the best person alive.
*
Leon: I am going to commit a crime.
Lee: Okay...?
Prime: I think we were supposed to say he can't do that.
Lee: Oh... Welp.
*
Leon: Can you carjack?
Leo: What kind of question is that?!
Leon:
Leo: Yeah, I can.
*
Leonardo: Do I want to ask you how you learned to pilot a spaceship?
Leo: I don't think you do.
Leonardo: Of course.
*
Lee: Are you okay?
Leonardo, on his eleventh cup of coffee: I think so.
Prime: You hate coffee.
Leonardo: Oh.
*
Leo: What kind of stupid, idiotic idea is this?!
Leon: Well, uh, you see...
Leo: Obviously, we need to *proposes an even stupider, outlandish idea*.
Leon:
Leon: Bro... you and I, we'll go places.
*
Leonardo: I cannot leave you for two minutes!
Leo: To our credits, it's been three.
Leo: I counted. You owe me five bucks.
Leon: Damn it.
*
Leonardo: The only thing keeping me sane is the fact that Michelangelo has it worse.
Prime: I cannot even imagine how it's with them.
Lee: I can!
Lee: It's not pretty. But fun, probably!
*
Leon, on the phone: So you think Leo and I would pull some stupid, dangerous and possibly self-sacrificial stunt?!
Lee: Yes.
Leon, on the phone: And you're right, can you get here like, ASAP? I think I'm dying and Leo's out cold.
*
Leo: Today, we mourn.
Leo: He was too young to go...
Leon: I still can escape Leonardo's lecture, you know.
Leo:
Leo: He will be missed forever.
*
Leo, in Japanese: Bastard.
Leon, in Spanish: Bitch.
Leonardo: Why can't we have just one normal dinner?
*
Leonardo: You are grounded.
Leo: You can't ground us!
Leonardo: Too bad I did.
Leon: That's not fair! I mean, we just fought the entirety of New York's criminal world and made them into our enemies!
Leonardo:
Leon:
Leo: It sounds worse when you say it out loud.
Leon: Yeah...
*
Leon: It's time for our weekly debate over Space Heroes vs Jupiter Jim.
Leo: Oh, is it? I completely forgot!
Prime: I wish you really did.
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