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ratcandy · 2 years

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thoughts I’ve had about the moonshine mob because I need some place to hold and drop them at the same time . i am posting this as a means of intense distraction purposes after spending a few nights putting stuff in here so bear with me

- I keep imagining the lot of them to the old “Mad Tea Party” videos by Brandon Rogers. I can’t tell you why this started everything else just falling to pieces in my head but this is what started it . Namely one image in my head that I absolutely have to draw of “YOU’RE HOMOSEXUAL, STOP IT” @ snail announcer and anteater

- same vein as that ^ “i’m making copies-- move, I’m gay” is how I’ve been characterizing the snail.i nmy head. so do with that what you will

- Is anyone going to make a comparison between Lightbug and Jessica Rabbit or am I going to do it . Because I keep imagining her to be just like Jessica Rabbit and the thought WILL NOT leave me. Want so badly to see lightbug to “Why Don’t You Do Right?” it would be so good it kills me

- In all the thoughts I’ve had thus far there’s been at least three (3) of the fly goons . I like to think they are brothers. Why? Reasons

- OH And the recurring thought that I’ve been obsessed with all morning. So whenever I see a spider/tarantula character I always end up sitting here like “oh my god the peets” because tarantulas have such good peets. bitches have paws. So what I’m getting at is that Spider Mobster

Peets. He’s got em. And not only does he got peets, but I see them as an inside joke in the mob . he came in one day missing a shoe and the peets were spotted, so from that day forward should he ever lose a shoe ever again everyone has to point out the fuzzy wittle paws on the big scary spider and he gets so mad

- caterpillar is the straight man to these bunch of losers . only man around here with logical thinking going on but in the sense that he’s part of a bootlegging group and stills responds to threats of crime with “what! but that’s illegal”

- this image but everybody does this to snail . regularly

#the more i think about lightbug with ''why don't you do right'' the more I go insane actually #''get out of here // get me some money too'' like yes ma'am #anyway this is all stuff that my head spontaneously came up with over the past couple of nights #and it all just plagues me. aggressively #I've consumed a lot of the moonshine mob art that I can find in the tag while mostly glazing by headcanons for now #if only because how they've ended up characterized in my head is now just firmly stuck there and they won't leave #I think out of stress and due to the Horrors my brain just latched onto the first bugs it saw while in that state. and. well #moonshine mob #they were in my line of sight evidently #cuphead #cuphead dlc #i'm going to be going insane over these guys for a bit i think.#apologies in advance #cup'o'spiders

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the-acid-pear · 2 years

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People really reduce the problem to "predictability good/bad" when it's way more nuanced than that.

A story being predictable is good when the viewer is being able to guess what will happen based on clues you've laid for them; and it's bad when the viewer is able to guess what will happen because the same thing has happened a million times before in many other creations.

A story being unpredictable is good when the viewer is left confused because the story is so creative you cannot possibly imagine what the next twist will be, keeping you at the at the edge of your seat; and it's bad when the viewer is left confused because they don't know what to expect, creating a disconnection from the story, leaving you bored than expectant.

#luly talks #this topic always bugs me so i wanted to come educate y'all since watching movies seems to be my passion #i was watching 4 brothers or whatever its called and i felt that last example #good unpredictability can be usually achieved by having characters drive the plot #if im confused about your movies and i feel nothing for your characters then i have no reason to watch your movie #you have to give the brain something to latch on #which is why overly fast paced movies don't work #most of the time some im sure do but its not like there's that many to begin with 💀#im saying movies but this applies to shows and books and comics and etc i would assume 😁#i simply dont consume those

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arundolyn · 2 years

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ugh tempted to delete and repost like all the taunts (and some respects for gg characters) I did in the past bc I did them in The stupidest way bc me three years ago or whatever made weird choices

#crow.txt #i mean this in reference to like...#i actually just fixed ALL of them like a month ago cause it was bugging me #it wasnt really super time consuming either just a little annoying but now everything is Correct #autism brain satisfied for now #but what i mean is for some reason i decided to do taunts. like i do idle stance things #which is to say looping the idle 3 times and then the taunt. which just. why did i do that #it probably made some kind of logical sense then but it doesnt now #and it looks a lot better done right anyways #(like Everything else aka just the first frame of the idle and thwn the rest of the frames of the pose)#im just saying shit recreationally now aintjsjg #just checked it seems like its Everything before my xrd jack-o ones EXCEPT skullgirls stuff. hm #i think ive fixed literally All of them. at least to a satisfactory degree #or... well i still have a lot of xrd stuff i need to redo i think cause i changed how i do it and it changed the look very slightly #doubtful anyone did/will notice but its for Me #reposting all the stuff i HAVE done isnt the issue it would just be a tiny be tedious and id probably queue it anyway #bleeeeeh...

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inaris-mage-of-storms · 1 year

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Also I'm curating a spotify playlist for this fic what on earth has my life become

#I'm happy the writing bug has bitten me so hard lately but also send help #it's consuming my every waking thought it was just supposed to be a quick little fun story to get the idea out of my brain #the only time i'm not thinking about it is when i'm busy being absolutely delighted by the mcyt sexyman poll saga #I'm not done with the first draft yet but I'm already hyped to start editing and turn it into something coherent #file: storm has thoughts #farmboy au

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lovebugism · 8 months

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grinding against virgin!eddie cock until he cums. skin to skin.

i love a good sinful request hahah hope you like it angel! — the one where you ride eddie for the first time (new-ish relationship, l-bomb, smut 18+, 1.6k)

bug's summer fic fest ♡

A summer breeze billows through an opened window. The evening air cools your burning, bare skin when it kisses your sweat-slicked bodies. It feels almost like silk. Nowhere near as soft as you are.

Eddie sits on the edge of his bed while you ride him. You’re made exactly of velvet and honey as you roll your hips in rhythmic motions over his thighs. Your warm cunt sucks him impossibly further in and in and in.

The slick drooling from your pulsating walls drenches his aching cock and the bushy thatch of pubic hair below it. You grow somehow tighter every time your sensitive clit drags across the coarse patch of his happy trail. You tilt your head back and exhale a gentle moan at the ceiling — as pretty as a wolf howling at the moon.

Eddie so desperately wants to kiss the newly displayed skin of your neck. His lips ache to suckle at the tendons you bear to him, to find your racing pulse point and bite you softly there. He might’ve — if only he could tear his eyes away from you for a fraction of a second.

This isn’t the first time he’s fucked you, but it’s the first time you’ve been on top of him like this.

His chest swells with the same burning pleasure you gave him the first time he slipped inside you. His cock is equally as sensitive, though maybe more so with the newfound sensation of the steady rise and fall of your velvety cunt.

His hands are still as unsure of themselves. They fidget with the urge to hug you tightly to him, though he's distantly fearful of touching such art at the same time.

You notice it rather quickly — the way his fingers idle on the outsides of your knee in a featherlight touch.

You can tell he wants to touch you, that he just doesn’t know how to.

He’s still scared of making the wrong move with you, still feeling the need to impress you in some way. Unsure of how he got you in the first place, he’s worried his inadequacy will ultimately lead to his heartache.

“You don’t have to be afraid to touch me, Eds,” you tell him, breathless, as you sink down to the base of his cock.

You still and linger there, exhaling a gentle moan from your nose at the combined feeling of him twitching inside you and your delicate button rolling across his lap.

Eddie feels close to exploding, both at how good you feel and how overwhelmed you’re making him.

Your trembling hands rise from his shoulders to cup his jaw. Your thumb swipes over his flushed skin as you force him to keep his eyes on you.

Your heavy-lidded stare pierces somewhere deep in his soul, a bolt of blue lightning he can feel down to his sensitive, bulbous head.

He wants to move, but his brain short circuits. You’ve effectively paralyzed him, it seems.

“C’mon…” you lilt when you notice him hesitating. A wavering smile quirks the edges of your swollen, kiss-bitten mouth.

Even though you’re not moving, you’re still suffocated by your own pleasure. He’s reaching a whole different angle inside you with this new position you’re in. You have no choice but to feel him everywhere.

“Touch me, Eddie… Need to feel you…”

Eddie’s never denied you of anything before. He’d be an idiot to start now.

With uncertain hands, he reaches for your waist. His palms are wide and warm as they settle there, pale palms smoothing over your skin and holding firmly at the soft pudge on your sides.

Even with his stern grip, his touch is not the least bit directing of you. His hands are obediently still — all-consuming with the love he holds within them.

The feeling of him in such an innocent way makes you sigh a pretty moan.

A pathetic whine sounds from Eddie’s throat when your velvet walls clench around him. He doesn’t have too long now — not with how intently you’re gripping his sensitive cock.

He grits his teeth and leans his head his back, squeezing his eyes shut as he tries to fend off his inevitable orgasm.

It’s damn near impossible, he finds. He can feel you everywhere.

You’re on his dick and drenching his lap. Your damp skin presses against his, the slick between you all but adhering you to him. Your hands feel like slinking vines as they leave his jaw to curl into his hair. Your fingers twist in the sweaty tendrils at the back of his neck.

He feels the lightning strike of your touch in a tingle that shoots down his spine. Or perhaps it’s the growing need to fill you with everything he’s got to give.

Now, you’re the one that can’t stop looking at him.

His lips are pinker than usual with how keenly you’ve kissed them. The color pairs so nicely with the red splotching his pale skin — the apples of his cheeks, his jaw, the bottom of his neck, and the top of his chest.

You get too easily distracted by how pretty he is to worry about your own pleasure.

Your clit swells with every pass over his lap, but you can only think about making him feel good. You don’t want him to stop making such pretty little noises for you.

You want to hear him moan for you when he comes. You want to feel him shake like a leaf beneath you when you keep riding him through his high. You want to hear him beg you to stop when he gets too sensitive to function properly.

Surely, that isn’t too much to ask.

You need Eddie to come more than you need it for yourself.

With a knowing smirk hinting at the edges of your lip, you roll your hips over his thighs once more and clench tighter around him. A soft sigh spills from your mouth at the feeling of his cock quivering within your delicate walls.

Your smile grows when it makes Eddie moan, though it sounds more like a feeble sob in his chest.

“Doing so good for me, Eds,” you whisper as you drag your hips back again. You bring them forward a moment later, not stilling until your stomach is pressed against the soft pudge of his. “Making me feel so good.”

“Don’t talk like that,” he pleads through gritted teeth.

“Why?” you wonder with a breathless giggle.

“‘Cause it’s gonna make me come…”

“What if I want you to?”

His closed eyes squeeze further shut as a whine sounds in his throat, muffled through his clenched jaw.

Your hips fall slowly over his thighs again at a pace as steady as it is slow. They come forward again, unrushed and undemanding. The way you still and clench around him is obviously measured. It pushes him closer to the edge.

“You’re always so pretty for me when you come,” you confess, voice wavering as your own orgasm creeps up your spine. “Always makes me come so hard…”

Eddie whines again, louder this time, as he buries his face in your shoulder. He seeks solace there, with his nose smushed against your damp skin. He hides his moans there, too.

Your pace quickens over his lap, and he groans into your neck. Spurred on by his pretty sounds and his hands rising up your back, you keen and wrap your arms around his neck.

The two of you hug each other in a rather sinful embrace.

You bury your nose into his wild curls and push through the burning orange embers simmering in your clit and the pit of your stomach.

Eddie holds you tightly against him while his cock trembles relentlessly inside your satin walls, like he’s drowning in an ocean of pleasure and you’re the only thing keeping him afloat.

That’s what it feels like, anyway.

That’s what it feels like to be with you, too — in ways more innocent than this wicked one.

He’s too often lost, too innocent in his way. Still stuck in his boyhood, he rarely ever feels good enough — for life, for you.

He gravitates to you like a focal point, a reminder that he’s still alive when he feels like life is strangling him.

He doesn’t deserve you.

He doesn’t deserve to feel as good as you make him feel.

His chest swells with the very thought. It’s an empty, wet feeling that makes him feel like he might cry. And, god, what an idiot he’d be to get all emotional the first time his girlfriend rides him.

He can’t help it, though. He’s a lucky schmuck who managed to woo you into his bed — he’s owed a small sob of victory, he figures.

“Fucking love you like this,” Eddie babbles into your neck, fueled by his impending orgasm. “Love fucking you, baby… Love you all the time... Love you so fucking much, you know that? I fucking love you.”

Even though you’re distantly shocked by his words, you don’t stop riding him. You don’t plan on stopping until he’s begging you to.

You figure he’s too pussy drunk to understand what he’s saying, to know how meaningful his words really are. But he keeps on saying them — “Love you. I love you. I love you so goddamn much—”

Maybe he’s too overwhelmed by his impending orgasm, and his brain has short-circuited accordingly. Maybe he really does love you, and it took a good fucking to finally tell you.

You’re not quite sure.

You’ll ask him about it when all this is over — when his cock is softening on his thigh and his come is seeping out of you while he holds you in his arms.

But for now, you press your cheek against his burning one and whisper in his ear. “I love you, too.”

#published by bug #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut #stranger things x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson fic #stranger things imagine #stranger things fanfic #stranger things fic #stranger things fanfiction #stranger things #eddie munson #st drabbles #eddie spaghetti drabble #bug's summer fic fest!

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blackcatanna · 2 years

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SOOOOOOOON (10th August)

#never been this hyped for an album release #JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEEEEEIIIIINS #Look at me participating in culture in real time like a normal human #instead of waiting months-years to consume something #once the hype has calmed down #and the bugs have been fixed if its a game X_X #but I need this asap #it is important for my psyche #The single Mirror Twin gives my brain the happy juice #feels FRESH and CRISP and SUCCULENT 8D #CHOMP CHOMP #Harsh Symmetry #POST PUNK #DARK WAVE #SYNTHESIZERS #THAT'S MY SHIT #SLORP

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paegei · 3 months

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how would the seventeen members react to their significant other having nipple piercings? i have mine done and i adore them they make me feel so cute🥰

tysm for requesting ! 'twas planning on writing this thought soon ! looks like you read my mind \^o^/

svt members opinions on nipple piercings

NSFW CONTENT ! MDNI !

seungcheol:

with or without piercings, he is ALWAYS lapping at those bad boys. piercings just add to the fun. he thought you reactions were cute pre-piercings ? afterwards, this man is OBSESSED with your sounds. i mean OBSESSED.

jeonghan:

we all know this dude is a menace. his foreplay is immense, add in the piercings ? just added another 10+ minutes of nipple play. if your tits are not SOAKED in his spit, he would not be able to sleep that night.

joshua:

as i have said and will always say; joshie boy goes BONKERS for some boobs (esp for all my small boob gals out there). when you revealed your newly decorated tits, he almost busted in his tighty whiteys. he def stares at your chest even when it's clothed. boy just can't get the sight out of his mind.

jun:

paegei #1 jun boob enthusiast. his tit pic collection SKYROCKETED after your new piercing. man is feral. his thinking about them while sleeping, while singing, while dancing. his brain has become consumed by the sight. somehow loves cumming on your tits even more, who would've thought ?

soonyoung:

this dude is down bad, are we shocked at how crazy he went over them ??????????? seriously guys, act surprised. again, constantly playing with your boobs. not even in a sexual context. he'll be showing you a video of his latest performance, and his hand just creeps up your shirt. can't blame him though, boobs are boobs.

wonwoo:

be prepared, him playing with your jewellery is definitely becoming his new go-to punishment. he will not move on from your tits till you are shaking and crying (even then he might not move on just yet...) also plays with your nips like he's using his controller IM SORRY.

jihoon:

his jaw drops FOR SURE. tries his damn hardest to not gawk but you can tell how much it affects him from the flush peaking up his neck. in his subby moments, loves suckling on them. twirling the bar in with his tongue, writing his name with the movements LAWD.

minghao:

two words. tit. fucking. HE LOVES TIT FUCKING !!!!! like yeah, he liked it before you got the piercings, but the sight of looking down ???? seeing the jewellery jingling ???? with the movement of his thrusts ????? man loses ALLLLLL of his cool.

mingyu:

like soonyoung, bros hands are LATCHED on. complains if you wear a bra or even a shirt. don't hide his babies from him ??? don't you love him ????? immedietly notices if you change the stud. like im talking the SLIGHTEST change. bro is locked in on the honkers.

seokmin:

bro is ecstatic. jumping for joy kinda ecstatic. definitely pouts when he has to wait for them to heal, but then is always ON TOP of that care. the day he got the all clear to play with your boobs, he was on the verge of tears.

seungkwan:

listen, as much as kwan loves the sight, he is more interested in what you decide to adorn you nipples with. after he gets a taste of what sort of jewellery you take a liking to, he is constantly surprising you with even more. also definitely dropped to his knees when you showed him, the drama queen he is.

vernon:

dude did not think boobs could get any better. titty fucking to the MAX. just twists and flicks at the bar every now and then, just to see what would happen (what did he expect ?). honestly, would not be that shocked if he suddenly wanted to get his done too. vernon likes the looks of it what can he say.

chan:

the second your shirt is off, his eyes are BUGGING out of their sockets. borderline cartoon character ass reaction. you guys will simply be cuddling on the couch and he suddenly remembers you got your nipples pierced and just immediately shoves his head under your shirt and gets to town. bros got a mission.

not proof-read ! lmk if there's any mistakes (づ￣ 3￣)づ

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ask-whitepearl-and-steven · 15 days

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I admire your patience with those readers who need you to spoon feed them the story. Everything is in the comics but they still manage to go pass it. I can't help but feel a bit sad for them? Do they not understand what they read? Are they not attentive when reading it? I'm legitimately concerned because I function so differently I can't fathom this. If you like a story, isn't it normal to make your best to grasp it's essence and reflect on it? I know I project a lot about this, everyone works and registers things differentely of course but sometimes it's very frustrating to see people consume any media and just completely miss all the important messages in it, or even just fail to get the scenario sometimes, and it feels like it's very common now... Idk I just wanted maybe to have your perspective on this? Sorry for the long post (Been here for a few years now and your a true inspiration to me. All my luv to you! ❤️)

You know, I'm gonna be honest. I used to stress out about this... a LOT.

As a story-brained person, this is definitely something that comes naturally to me, and perhaps to you, and to many other people who are wired similarly. To us, following the path of a story in an analytic, highly detail-motivated manner and unwrapping the themes can be as exciting as lifting up a rock to see the bugs underneath. It's an exciting mental activity that's stimulating and feels effortless.

And yes, as an author who spends literally 60% of my day thinking about this comic and how to draw it, panel it, script it, make it better (I script and panel in my head constantly)........ I have trouble realizing/dealing with the fact that some people are just here to CASUALLY enjoy the story that I am lowkey obsessed with.

But I've come to realize that... that's NORMAL! And healthy.

People have different attention spans for different things.

People have varied ways to read a story and engage with it.

People have unique interests.

People don't have the same amounts of energy to devote to reading!

Maybe someone missed a detail I lovingly and painstakingly put into the dialogue because they're reading the update late at night after a long shift at work. And maybe someone scrolled past the dialogue completely and just got the gist from looking at the art, because they're in a hurry to get to practice at their favorite sportsball.

And maybe someone just had a really bad day with a really bad encounter, and they're reading the update in a terrible mood and instead of seeing MY grey-morality narrative, they're focusing on all the negative points and misread the vibes because of their own biases that stem from places of hurt.

The thing is, I have to be okay with that as an author, because I will NEVER be able to get into my audience's heads and read this comic 'correctly' for my own sake.

They will always have a slightly different interpretation of things, and they will always misunderstand details and miss clues. And sometimes, they will be wrong about the way they read a character's motivations... and sometimes maybe they won't be! That's just a part of communication. That's a part of telling a story.

An imperfect delivery, and an imperfect reception should, in my opinion, be a natural and accepted part of storytelling. We're human, and we all have a different lived experience, and we will ALL have different takes on a comic, even if it's so close that we THINK we are both getting the exact same thing. That small human interpretation variation is a home-made touch that makes it feel more organic.

In short.... Not all light particles make it here from the sun, but damn the result is stunning anyway.

#chekhov answers

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auramgold · 3 days

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a lot of people assume psychosis hallucinations are super intense all-consuming horror movie shit like the memes about the hat man or always horrible debilitating things that make you dangerous to be around

but in my experience 95% of my hallucinations are getting spooked by very clearly hearing someone knocking on my door or calling my name from another room or hearing footsteps walking behind me which are "just" my brain recreating the horror of an abusive childhood

i *have* gotten the "bugs crawling all over me" hallucination once or twice though and yeah that one is exactly as terrible horrible as it sounds AUGH

#psychosis #hallucinations

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leqonsluv3r · 2 months

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labyrinth

— leon loving you in all the ways you deserve, a blurb

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you don’t know why your surprised.

not much surprises you with men these days, the way you were treated in the past is a true attest to that. but ever since you met leon, he made you forget all about the people before him.

all the people that hurt you and let you wither away, let your spark and flame die within you. he grabbed you for himself, lighting that flame again.

you come to him every single time something is bugging you, he lets you look at his phone when you feel something’s off. he holds you in his lap like your the most precious thing ever.

he didn’t know how he veered so far deep within you that he was lost. you were consuming in the best way possible. making him question who could treat you in such a way that made you this untrusting person.

a person who had so much kindness to offer to the world and no one to accept it. but he accepted it. he did gladly, even when you were having the hardest time trusting him, when you were trying so hard not to be the person beneath that was ugly and untrusting.

he would press kisses into your hairline, whisper sweet words and reassurances to you until the sun set. he’d do it until his last dying breath if it meant you were happy, if it meant you were loved.

you fell in love with him, something you didn’t expect to happen after 3 months of being together but you did. you felt so strongly for him that it swallowed you whole, making your brain swim with just thoughts of him and only him.

his kisses and touches only burst your heart with more love, every word he said made you weak. made you want him more when you already had him. your brain bursting at the seams and trying to find the right words to convey your message.

you were scared, lovers in the past had made you a different person; afraid and unlike the person before. but you knew he needed to know. you needed to find a way to promise your love to him. not just with actions, but with words.

one day, you let it slip. you had a whole thing prepared. had rehearsed it in front of the bathroom mirror even. but when you went over to his place and he had candles, roses and takeout waiting for you. you let it slip…

“i love you.”

he seems to blink at you, his movements pausing as his heart swells. he feels like he didn’t hear you right for a moment, but he knew what you said.

“you…do?” he says softly as he looks over at you, his soft blue irises trailing over your features with precision and delicacy.

you nod, tears streaming your eye-line. he comes across the apartment, meeting you with just a few steps, wrapping his arms around you and kissing you. your heart and his beating at the same fast and unpredictable pace.

“i love you too.” he whispers against your lips, almost melting at his confirmation for any doubts or worries that plagued you. he would always do that for you, be that rock and that lighthouse calling you home.

and he would never get sick of loving you.

an: must be the sap in me. jesus. feel free to repost, like and my asks are open. you can request blurbs, headcanons, oneshots…or just ask me what’s up. my masterlist and taglist are linked above if you wanna interact. i’m working on finishing two oneshots right now but my motivation is very low, so enjoy this for now my babes. kisses, xx.

#leon kennedy #leon x reader #re2 leon #leon kennedy au #leon kennedy x you #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy x fem reader #leon kennedy drabble #leon kennedy blurb #leon s kennedy x reader #resident evil x reader

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pinkanonwrites · 3 months

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I just love reading ur interpretations of cybertronian culture and how cybertronians and humans interact with each other sm.. I can't get enough.

For bots dating/getting intimate with humans for the first time (or have never, but think abt it)) what do you think are some of the things that would go thru their mind? What abt goes thru a humans mind? Somethings they mind discuss/compare beforehand? Plz gimme everything you think of in ur brain I crave.

It's probably a little obvious, but the glaring thoughts of "I could crush you to death/You could crush me to death." Are basically impossible to avoid from either side, so that's usually going to be the first thing to come up. How are we going to go about this without any physical or mental trauma? The larger the bot the more daunting this conversation becomes, but humans are nothing if not A: Creative and B: Adaptive.

I also think humans are way more flexible than the average bot. Skinny little bots like speedsters and seekers are on the more flexible side, but a boxy bot like Soundwave or Ratchet is gonna have his optics bugging out of his helm when he sees how easy it is for some humans to fold and contort themselves to make it work. (Let Ratchet push your legs all the way back until the tops of your thighs are pressed to your chest and he may just blow a gasket.)

On the humans side, I'm sure a glaring concern is whether or not the various fluids and lubricants that the bots produce are going to be skin-safe. Pure Energon is INCREDIBLY dangerous for humans to consume or be in extended contact with, so I can see any human/Cybertronian relationships having to, at last at some point, consult with their GP to find out if it's safe to smash.

And I just realized all my previous answers were about intimacy and I didn't even cover my favorite headcanon for Cybertronian courting! I think, just like humans, gift-giving can be a very big part of courting depending on the bot. But rather than give flowers, since there's no organic life on Cybertron itself, it's a lot more common for a bot to gift one or several gemstones or crystals in lieu of a bouquet. They're like penguins: easily wooed by a pretty rock.~

#transformers #transformers x reader #x reader #valveplug #maccadam #anon #pink chat

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soft-mafia · 6 months

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Buggy Blurbs [More Headcanons]

warnings: afab reader, nsfw, grinding, oral(fem receiving)

a/n: just writing down some things I thought about as the Jeff Ward brainrot begins to consume me. This is leaning more towards live action Buggy in my head but this could work for anime/manga Bug too! I think there’s something wrong with my brain because I cannot write actual fics rn for some reason

• One time he showed off his juggling skills to impress you, he ended up dropping 3 balls on his face one landing right after another right on his nose. While he was shouting and cursing at the wind while holding his face, you couldn’t help but giggle at him. He thought your laugh was the cutest thing ever, so he sometimes would purposely make a fool out of himself just to hear it again(making sure nobody else would be watching of course)

• Sometimes, in the worst situation possible, Buggy will seductively flick his tongue at you, purposely flustering you.

• Buggy loves putting his hands on your waist and his feeling it up, slowly rubbing up and down, squeezing your sides gently. He really loves it when you wear crop tops and low rise pants.

• Loves squeezing and rubbing up on your body in general, especially your ass; he’ll squeeze it any chance he gets. If it’s in his line of vision he’ll slowly run his hand down until it’s rested on one cheek, then squeeze.

• Grinding and dry humping is a weird kink of his, especially when he’s sleepy but wants to get off at the same time. He’ll bury his face into the crook of your neck, placing soft kisses as his stubble scratches against you; you can feel his hard cock through his pants. Buggy squeezes your side, bucking his boner into your ass while licking and kissing your neck until he immediately falls asleep after cumming.

• One of his favorite things to do is eat you out. He just loves the taste of pussy, and how sensitive you are; playing with your clit using his tongue, milking all of those sweet moans and squirms out of you just makes him hard. He’ll always expect you to “return the favor” afterwards, either asking for a handjob, blowjob, or letting him fuck your brains out.

• Has a habit of coughing and burping directly in your face. No matter how many times you complain about it to him, he never learns.

• Loves pinning you against things, whether that be against a wall, or on the bed, he just loves having that bit of control, seeing you under him while he towers over you.

• Face grabbing/face cupping is his love language, when he’s speaking to you he’ll always have at least one hand holding your cheek. When he’s telling you something important, he’ll hold your head in his hands, sometimes making your lips push out in a slight pout(he literally goes crazy for that every time it happens)

#one piece #one piece buggy #buggy one piece #buggy the clown #buggy x reader #buggy the clown x reader #buggy headcanons #buggy imagines #one piece headcanons #one piece imagines #fem reader

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e-turn · 4 months

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hey @dandylovesturtles sorry it's me again haha

sidelined au was kinda consuming my brain lately, so. i think leo bugged april for a while, complaining that being stuck in his bed is driving him up the wall. i think to his own surprise, april actually came and broke him out. i think they had a good time while their phones where ringing and ringing and ringing and ringing. i think when they finally came back splinter was ready to yell at them at full force but when he saw leos eyes shining he reduced yelling to a bit of scolding and grumbling and fussing over.

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #riseofthetmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt april #sidelined au #my art

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nightprompts · 1 year

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&. 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

( inspired from the pun book from the last of us, here are some dialogue prompts of various puns. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )

❛ for a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible. ❜

❛ it doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. it'll still be stationary. ❜

❛ what did the mermaid wear to her math class? an algae bra. ❜

❛ people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow. ❜

❛ why did the scarecrow get an award? he was outstanding in his field. ❜

❛ what did the triangle say to the circle? you're so pointless. ❜

❛ a book just fell on my head, i only have my shelf to blame. ❜

❛ i tried to catch some fog earlier. i mist. ❜

❛ i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. then it dawned on me. ❜

❛ diarrhea is hereditary... it runs in your genes. ❜

❛ what did the green grape say to the purple grape? breathe, you idiot! ❜

❛ i'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down. ❜

❛ what is a pirate's favorite letter? tis' the c. ❜

❛ i wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind. ❜

❛ what washes up on tiny beaches? microwaves. ❜

❛ why are frogs so happy? they eat whatever bugs them. ❜

❛ i don't trust trees. they're shady. ❜

❛ i was going to tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy. ❜

❛ i want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body. ❜

❛ there’s a new type of broom out. it’s sweeping the nation. ❜

❛ did you hear about the man who lost his left side? he’s all right now. ❜

❛ what do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? a maybe. ❜

❛ i tried to make a belt out of watches. it was a waist of time. ❜

❛ i got fired from the calendar factory, just for taking a day off. ❜

❛ did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? he was lucky it was a soft drink. ❜

❛ tequila may not fix your life but its worth a shot. ❜

❛ why are there fences around cemeteries? because people are dying to get in! ❜

❛ thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me, it means alot. ❜

❛ i once ate a watch. it was time consuming. ❜

❛ why are teddy bears never hungry? they are always stuffed! ❜

❛ i don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. ❜

❛ never trust an atom, they make up everything! ❜

❛ i couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on, but then it clicked. ❜

❛ how do construction workers party? they raise the roof. ❜

❛ what do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus. ❜

❛ when a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. ❜

❛ i made a pun about the wind but it blows. ❜

❛ it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. ❜

❛ what did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved. ❜

❛ i have a joke about chemistry, but i don't think it will get a reaction. ❜

❛ i'm on a seafood diet. i see food and i eat it. ❜

❛ why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews? it has no atmosphere.❜

❛ how do you organize a space party? you planet. ❜

❛ i once heard a joke about amnesia... but i forget how it goes. ❜

❛ the frustrated cannibal threw up his hands. ❜

❛ it takes guts to be an organ donor. ❜

❛ why is the mushroom always invited to parties? he's a fungi. ❜

❛ a guy walks into a bar... he was disqualified from the limbo contest. ❜

❛ jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny. ❜

❛ so what if i don’t know what apocalypse means? it’s not the end of the world! ❜

#the last of us #sentence starters #funny sentence starters #roleplay memes #inbox memes #ask memes #rp memes #dialogue prompts #writing prompts #rp prompts #roleplay prompts #tv

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lovebugism · 6 months

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OMG BUG I READ YOUR FICTOBER EVENT AND GOT SO EXCITED!!!

"I’ve been crocheting this throw blanket for four years and it’s finally finished. Please pretend it’s big enough and cuddle under it with me." I read this prompt and I think it would be amazing with sunshine/dizty reader x steve, its totally ok if you dont feel inspired so don't feel pressured to write it, ok love you, bye!! ♡

ty for requesting lovie :D — you make steve an anniversary present and the big softy almost cries (ditzy!reader, established relationship, fluff, 1k)

fictober (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)

“Happy anniversary!” you squeal, clutching an ambiguously wrapped gift in your hand.

It’s not actually your anniversary today. You can’t be sure when it is, really. You and Steve were already four months deep before you realized how official things had gotten, without either of you outright making them that way. So you both just decided to celebrate the day you first met, which you thought was pretty fitting. It feels right to acknowledge the day your lives changed forever.

You stand in front of Steve where he sits on the couch and plop the present into his waiting hands. The red glitter from the sparkly hearts gets all over his golden palms. It’s rather sloppily wrapped, like there’s no real shape to whatever you had gotten him.

He thinks it might be a blanket, or maybe a beach towel you liked so much you had to wrap.

Steve holds it up to his ear and shakes it anyway. “Is it a puppy?” he jokes with a crooked grin and sparkling honey eyes.

You pout, a frown pinching your brows. “No. There’s no airholes, Steve— that’d be so dangerous.”

Steve nods. He tries to be as serious as you are, but you’re so damn cute it’s impossible not to smile. “Yeah, you’re probably right,” he concurs with a squint.

He tears through the pink wrapping paper with glitter coating his fingers. He’s not surprised to find a blanket inside, but the fact that it’s handmade takes him for a loop.

It’s made of rainbow-colored square patches with different colored hearts on the front of each one. Some look more like blobs and bits of yarn straggle from a few rounded corners, but it’s the prettiest thing Steve’s ever seen. Mostly because he knows it was made by your hands.

He loves it so much he could cry.

“Holy hell, babe,” he scoffs out a laugh as unshed tears burn the backs of his eyes.

Unsure of how to gauge the reaction, you shift your weight on your feet and wring your clammy hands together. “Do you like it?" you wonder with brows furrowed in muted concern.

He drags his eyes away from the fuzzy blanket in his hands and up to you. His honey gaze glitters when it finds your own. “I love it, babe— what the hell? How long did it take you to make this?”

You shrug, innocent and sparkling. “I don’t know… ‘Bout a year, I guess.”

Steve gapes at you, eyes wide and pink mouth softly open. “You’ve been making this since we started dating?” he wonders when the words finally catch up to his reeling brain.

“Yeah…” you waver with a scrunched nose. “Is that weird?”

Too overwhelmed with a billion emotions, Steve just laughs.

He figures he must look insane, getting all emotional like he’s never seen a blanket before. One hasn’t meant this much to him before now. Nothing has, really — ‘cause it wasn’t made completely and utterly by you.

He shrugs and beams at you, wider than you’ve ever seen. “Only if it’s weird that I wanna kiss you stupid right now,” he teases, only half-joking.

“That’s very weird,” you nod, then purse your lips to the side in a futile attempt to hide the smile threatening to take over.

“Get over here, weirdo,” the boy laughs, sitting the blanket beside him and reaching for you.

His palms spread across the backs of your laughs when he’s close enough to touch you — a wide, warm, and all-consuming touch. You brace yourself on his shoulders when you lean in to kiss him, giggling against his smiling mouth when he drags you onto the couch beside him.

He smacks a more intentional kiss to your lips before pulling away from you completely. He keeps one arm around your back while his other reaches for the blanket. He shakes it out to unfold it entirely, then tries to wrap the two of you in it.

The crocheted thing only covers half of you.

Steve’s eyes are light-heartedly wide as they flit to you. “I hate to say it, babe…”

“What?” you waver, made unsure by his feigned seriousness.

“I don’t think we’re both gonna fit underneath it…”

“Yeah, we can!” you argue with a scoff, shifting closer to him. “We just gotta get real close, see?”

It doesn’t fit until you’re halfway sitting on his lap — arms wrapped around his neck, chest pressed to his. It doesn’t change how tiny the blanket is, but he’s certainly not complaining. If Steve had it his way, you’d be this close to him all the time.

“Ah, I see,” the boy nods with a poorly hidden grin. You’re so close, the tip of his nose traces up and down the bridge of yours.

“Can I tell you a secret?” you ask him in a whisper. Your smile is quieter now, bordering on serious, but there’s a mischievous twinkle in your eye he doesn’t miss. Steve nods again with raised brows, and you continue. “What if I told you that this was all intentional?”

“…Making the blanket three feet too small?”

You nod.

Steve thinks for a moment, then shrugs. “Then I’d say that you’re an evil genius. Or a total poet. One of the two, definitely— but both are equally hot.”

“Well, I was lying. It wasn’t intentional,” you confess to a crime he already knew you were innocent of. You light up again a second later, eyes sparkling just like your smile does. “But at least we get to snuggle, though, right?”

Steve laughs, high and boyish. It fills the living room with sun rays and makes your chest feel all warm. It’s like he put sunshine where your heart’s supposed to be.

He just nods and holds you closer. He’d tell you that he hopes he has a lifetime of snuggling with you if he could find the words to say it. You’ve got him tripping head over heels for you that he’d stutter too horribly for you to understand him.

But you get it, though, without him having to say a single word.

‘Cause if you could have a lifetime with him, cuddling under this exact blanket (that you accidentally knit way too small), you’d die the happiest person that’s ever walked the goddamn planet.

#published by bug #steve harrington x reader #stranger things x reader #steve harrington #steve harrington x y/n #steve harrington x you #steve harrington imagine #stranger things imagine #stranger things fanfic #stranger things fic #stranger things fanfiction #steve harrington fanfiction #steve harrington fic #steve harrington fanfic #steve harrington fluff #st drabbles #stevie drabble #event: fictober!

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