thinkin about how, when listing off the ways sarah killed the other prom queen candidates, the first first letter of the start of each sentence starts spelling out prom queen, but they never get to the letter n because julie stepped and called the police in before sarah could finish taking everyone out and, in her eyes, become prom queen.
The way the singer enthusiastically sings about Sara’s actions and never seems to really condemn her (other than saying she’s not rational) is yuri, to me
thinking about the ballad of sara berry and how it would be at home among joe iconis songs. two of this guy’s favorite things to write about are murder and teenagers I mean come on
Sara Berry (35 MM: A Musical Exhibition)
"She kills the student body council at prom in various brutal and bloody ways. Here's her song."
John Wick (John Wick)
"A guy kills John Wick’s puppy, and then spends the entire movie throwing crowds people in between them in an effort to escape John’s wrath. John, former assassin, slaughters every single person in his way to kill the guy as revenge."
The only royalty I will acknowledge is Sara Berry and that’s ONLY because her maniacal murder song SLAPS. She does NOT deserve her royalty, but outside of fairytales who does? She is fictional and it’s prom
I think Sara liked music. She didn't actually have much time for a hobby between being abused, going mentally ill alone in her room, going out a lot to keep up appearances, and being very very diligent in her schoolwork, but when she had a moment or two free she liked to sing a bit, she played guitar (not very well, bc she never had the time to practice, but she did in fact have one and the basic knowledge of how to play it)