#the answer is always polycules
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World Tour Assistant Noah AU (where he is always an assistant):
After the gross kiss failed to stop Alejandro's flirting... Noah begs Duncan to convince Alejandro, that Noah is too dorky to date... but Duncan has an even better idea; make Alejandro jealous for fun!
(In this AU, Duncan and Courtney had broken up before Season 3, so Duncan isn't a cheater!)
Duncan: "Thanks for letting me return to the show, handsome.~" 😘
(Duncan kisses Assistant Noah's cheek.)
Alejandro: "Duncan, I will DESTROY you!" 😡
Noah: "I just want to be left alone!" 🙄
Wait hold on... hold on... this is just the premise of my favourite Dunnoah fic series but with an assistant Noah twist. And extra Alenoah flavouring. That's not to say I'm against the idea.
Though I can't really imagine Duncan ever committing himself to flirting with Noah unless the two had struck up a deal prior- Duncan's that specific brand of 2000s era bigoted where being seen as anything but straight is a social crime (despite the fact that Duncan is definitely a boykisser, just in denial), but he's also aware of just how much of a threat Alejandro is in the competition and the latino's huge obvious crush on Chris' personal assistant, so I think Duncan could push aside his own internal biases to at the very least propose a similar idea to Noah.
Really, it'd be beneficial for the both of them; Noah gets to subtly-not-so-subtly tell Alejandro to back off by responding to Duncan's advances but not his, and Duncan gets to rile up Alejandro enough to redivert his attention away from the competition itself thus increasing his own chances of winning. It's strategic, really, nothing more.
It's that line of logic that has Noah eventually conceding that, for all intents and purposes, it's a good plan. So he deigns to play along, at least for a little bit, just to get Alejandro off of his back.
And, canonically, they're both shown to be at least half-decent at flirting, so whatever displays they have planned to annoy Alejandro would be just convincing enough to really get under his skin. Especially since Alejandro's shown in canon to be the protective/possessive type (mostly in All-Stars, in how he reacts to José insulting Heather) and likely wouldn't take too kindly to Duncan swooping in on "his amor" or whatever Spanish nickname he'd substitute it with.
Which all eventually leads to the scenario you proposed; Duncan plants a wet one on Noah's cheek and Alejandro sees red.
Noah's already exhausted by default, but feels weariness seep into the marrow of his bones as a seething Alejandro glares poisonous daggers towards Duncan, who's committed enough to their little ruse to in turn shoot a wink and a pair of finger guns towards the assistant. Deciding that he isn't paid nearly enough to deal with the inevitable confrontation between the two idiots who've apparently taken an interest in him (Duncan's, of course, being a known ruse), Noah leaves to go and do his actual job.
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And then, Alejandro confronts Duncan directly in the Economy cabin, claiming that he doesn't deserve to so much as look at Noah, and that he (Alejandro) was the one Noah kissed and therefore the object of his attraction so Duncan better lay off. This is news to the punk, and adds a whole new layer of complexity to their plan. And perhaps something he can later exploit to give himself a leg up in the competition.
But why does the idea of Noah kissing Alejandro make his chest tighten up with envy?
And then maybe Duncan finds the untamed passion of Alejandro's genuine fury kind of hot and he too enters the metaphorical boxing ring of feelings? Aledunnoah endgame? The intern server has been posting a lot of Aleduncan lately so letting those two get together (and with Noah in there too, as a bonus) just seems natural to my brain at this point.
#the answer is always polycules#noah the cranky eepy assistant and his two overcompetitive asshole boyfriends#aleduncan rivals to lovers where they both begin competing for noah's affections and find themselves rapidly falling in love with each othe#as well. internal conflict for the both of them because they can't be in love with two people at once???? except yeah they can.#this au can have a little miscommunication and internal conflict angst. as a treat#noah of course is more comfortable in his sexuality as the resident twink and doesn't have to go through a whole character arc unlike the--#other two. so he's just waiting patiently for them both to work out their issues before he makes his move.#the move in question is him asking: if i agree to date you both will you shut up for once?#and then alejandro and duncan are just furiously nodding because noah said the word “date” and that was enough to abandon all logic.#boom. polycule.#total drama#td alejandro#td duncan#td noah#alenoah#dunnoah#aleduncan#aledunnoah#assistant noah au#others' ideas#silly ideas#ophe's ranting in the tags again#replies
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Xie Ju'an, from Jinling. Five years ago, he won three consecutive awards at the imperial examinations. When he entered the palace, he took the position of the Crown Prince's Junior Preceptor. He has been in court for four years and has made friends with the Ministry of Justice. The recent case of the rebels took a turn for the worse last night. Afterwards, you asked Mr. Chen to meet me. How this all connects... there's no need to say more.
Story of Kunning Palace (2023) | Ep. 12
#story of kunning palace#宁安如梦#xie wei#zhang zhe#zhang linghe#wang xingyue#cdrama#cdramaedit#cdramasource#asiandramasource#sokpedit#*gifs:mine#“very capable at solving cases” and the look on xie wei's face is straight up giving me maiden holmes flashbacks#the way he has to school his face before starting to talk#this is exactly how prince qi looked at su ci even before he knew she was a woman#i'm not saying a polycule is the answer but .... a polycule may be the answer#inb4 i read this all wrong and they hate each other's guts in 10 episodes sorry i'm so behind#anyway it's always interesting when love rivals meet
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my insatiable curiosity would be my fatal flaw I believe because everyday I will catch myself on ao3 staring at the worst set of tags known to man like "oh that. that'll be FUCKING HORRENDOUSSSSS" and then I spend 5 minutes in a staring competition with the link to open it
#NONE OF THOSE FUCKING WORDS ARE IN THE BIBLE I'M NOT READING THATTTT#but it just sounds.... so unique... I have to know more#also not the fic this post is about but the other night I was looking at the sokka/jet/zuko tag to be funny#cause that sounds like the worst polycule of the century you know. mma ring. nightmare blunt rotation#so *naturally* I was curious what the tag would look like#THERE WAS AN 82 CHAPTER OMEGAVERSE FIC ABOUT SOKKA AND JET PICKING UP ZUKO LMAOOO#so OBVIOUSLY I was hitting up the tbostuals discord like hey how much would y'all pay me to read this#the answer is I probably would've done it for free I just would've taken them all down with me#AND WHYYYY. I HAVE SATIATED SAID CURIOSITY IN THE PAST I KNOW WHAT THOSE FICS ARE LIKE I WON'T FIND ANYTHING NEWWW#WHY AM I ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT ITTTT#“lmao how would that even fucking work” <- bitch who is about to regret every life decision ever
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if I don't talk about meryl×milly, it doesn't mean I don't care about them. it's just that they've been married for five years and have a stable relationship and I'm happy for them
on the other hand vashwood dynamic is so full of angst and supressed emotions and sacrifice that I go completely feral and can't shut up about it
hope that makes sense
#as for vash×meryl they are cute I can see the appeal#any ship is fine as long vash gets to cry in their arms#tbh polycule is always the answer#trigun#trigun manga#vashwood#meryl stryfe#milly thompson
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i just want to shout out texas!michael and outlaw!ty for singlehandedly almost saving the timeline and then making it 10x worse and then dying technically because no one knows they even exist to bring them back. like ik realistically they are NEVER coming back but that doesn't stop them from being my favourite woe.begone duo ever
#but this is w.bg they could totally still be in texas i mean technically outlaw!ty shouldnt have been affected by the correction at all#+ the post credits scene in like episode 113 of jam saying outlaw ty outlaw ty hiding out and scraping by#the EXACT words that ty said to texas michael so like.#what was that about#sorry i just really liked season 9 i'm still not over it#i've barely processed the fact that the timeline was always on track and that the hunters correction was necessary to start their feud in-#the first place#and that there's a low chance of more eagle content#i'm still hung up on sly and marissa being friends#and boris and marissa too#and the development with chance and shadow's relationship i cant#i've made a polycule chart too becaus e like. mikey going crying to matt's house is kinda. yknow#woe.begone spoilers#it's funny how i went from ugh i cant stand ty to him being my favourite character LIKE#ALSO DID JAM SAYING HJH 11 TIMES IN THE THE EPISODE 111 POST CREDIT MEAN ANYTHING#DYLAN PLEASE GIVE ME ANSWERS/j#we were FED thought with tyedgar conversation#woe.begone#w.bg#w.bg spoilers#mike walters best girl#the return of the latvia crew makes me so happy dhjfhjfgj#and og michael!!
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I need you to know that while the Riverdale polyamory is canon, it is basically confirmed through exposition and then they immediately break up. It’s not this big glorious display of polyamory lol the boys only blink and you miss it hold hands as they’re all breaking up with each other
this ask is referring to a post about the riverdale polycule that I reblogged
thank u so much for clearing that up and saving me from dying prematurely at the unfairness of that concept
#anon asks#anons#asks#answered asks#leverage ot3#parker x hardison x eliot#riverdale#riverdale polycule#polyamory#polyships#thank u for saving my mental health anon u will always be famous
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Actually I'm thinking about it now so please enlighten me-
What cast of characters would have been better if they were all in the same polycule?
#classic answer would be like the avengers#i agree that would help#unhinged answer is like the its always sunny cast#like i think that would have been worse for them#but funny#anyway remember john's polycule in tlt? what a world
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how do u feel about the pairing Sun x Moon? Do you think of them as brothers or the same person or different?
Eh, I'm neutral towards it I guess? I have nothing against ppl shipping them, they were never confirmed to be brothers in canon or anything (nor would that rlly make sense since they're ya know robots) but I don't really have any strong feelings abt it, so to each their own!
To me they've always been separate entities in the same body (or most commonly entirely separate animatronics in my works lol)
#Answer tag#Metaltea Talks#*gives anon a cotton candy scented candle*#then again I am self-insert trash and get sad if y/n isn't always the center of desire lol#Love me some Sun/Moon/y/n polycules tho
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@silkplay sent: i really want to kiss you. / accepting.
andie's voice may be slurred, but she can hear every word clear as day, and she can't help the giggles bubbling up from her chest as she lets them pull her in close. even through their gloves and her layers, she can feel the burn of their hand on her waist, and a flicker of desire curls in the pit of her stomach. suddenly, her dress feels warmer than it did a second ago. the room around them is bursting with sound, but as far as she's aware, they're the only two people talking.
❛ shhh, silly, ❜ mina giggles, reaching up with a plan to adjust the rabbit ears perched precariously on their head and finding herself twisting her fingers tight into their curls instead, ❛ we can't heeeere, people will seeeeeeee. ❜
( like the lot of them aren't LA's worst kept secret at this point, especially in a room populated near-entirely with their friends who definitely already know, but it's the thought that counts. )
despite her words, mina uses her grip on their hair to tug their faces closer, breathing out a soft hi when they're nose to nose. she can smell the alcohol on their breath, but she's sure they can smell it on hers too, so she doesn't mind. their noses brush, and it tickles. another fit of giggles slips out, their lips brushing ever-so-briefly through it, before she tucks her face into their neck breathlessly. a curl tickles her cheek, and she presses a kiss to the burn of their skin. she can feel their fingers playing with the ribbons of her corset, and her breathing grows heavy. she needs this thing off, preferably by their hands.
❛ we could ... can go — somewhere else, though. i bet ... i bet there's, like, a room we could go in. or somethin', ❜ she mumbles, voice muffled against their neck. when she lifts her head again, eyes wide and yearning, she's met with a bright smile and round, reddened cheeks that she just can't resist reaching up to squish together. the headband holding their costume together tilts off their head further, and neither make an effort to fix it. ❛ whaddaya say, bun? ❜
#silkplay#they r. soooooo stupid#and i love them so bad#silkmina polycule u will always be famous.........#* 𝆕 . . . v: 06. / you get your dreams for free. 𝄒#* 𝆕 . . . answer. / sing another song for the people i love. 𝄒#suggestive //#alcohol //
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hi intern !!!! what pride month fanart do you wanna see !!! i need inspo !!!!
Oh jesus
Maybe whatever you vision them as? Maybe on a pride parade? Or sneakily wearing pride merch? Maybe some lesser-known flags, or those who often get not-included like aroace and co?
#im aroace so i dont know if that helps#this is such a sweet ask#lecterlalonde#ask#tap#the amelia project#Is my answer in some way eloquent??#I love you so much for this I wish I had more to say#Maybe some softness?#Polycule softness?#I am always a lover of sleepy people art#i am so sorry but my heart is so full from just the ask that#aaaaah#you are so sweet
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GASP! your boys! 2/3rds of the polycule! (i think, the middle person holding felix is hard to see lol)
i adore your ocs egg :D
have a lovely rest of the day/week! :D
Hehe thanks :] honestly I could go on about my little guys for hours
#eggs can answer#Yin#my ocs#something something I might cut the Polycule#purely cause Jamie’s character arc just. wouldn’t mesh well with a romance arc with how things have shifted#Felix might still have a crush on him too tho#Felix voice to be honest I’m always thinking about masculine charm#(he is the only person who has yet to realize he’s gay)
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(( ooc I’ve been drawing lydia and skyler’s valentines party outfits for almost 6 hours now. I’m almost done reveal tomorrow cos I would like to sleep. nos da fy ffrindiau ))
#valentines party valentines party valentines party—#need drawings of Saul and Tuco so they can join the picture#i know Tuco wants to date Skyler and Saul is always just around and I haven’t decided how I’m playing lydia as far as that.#polycule. that’s the answer#i guess
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1 2 4 with rpgshipping pls :) for the ot3+ asks :)
1. Who sleeps/sits in the middle? Do they switch?
they switch around a lot !! generally x ilkes being in the middle the most though so i think most nights the arrangement is like . Lack/Sun/X/Sou . <- like that its in that order
2. What does the bed situation look like?
COMICALLY LARGE BED .
ubt also i simply dont have much to say that isnt already answered by the above question . sun probably kicks the sheets off if left unattended though
4. Which two got together first? Or did they all start dating each other at once?
sunsou -> sunsoueku -> RPG BABEY !!!!! it changes depneding on my mood for the day though ubt thats how i realistically think it would go down probably
(ot3+ ask game)
#melty answers#speposting#i havent heard that name in Years (<- literally lyign) that was a welcome surprise !!#my answer to the 2nd question will probably Always be comically large bed btw#i just think the concept of a polycule in a comically large bed for them to cuddle in is so so fucking hilarious i will never get over it
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Back at it again with another Nordic polycule question 😂
Do the four of them ever have big arguments or disagreements between each other?
How does it get handled?
If two specific nordics are having a big disagreement what do the others do?
Do they stay out of it and let them resolve it themselves…… or do they get involved?
Do different pairings get into arguments more often? idk like DenSu or NorFin?
Who is the typical peacekeeper?
Love your work! Thanks!
Wow I'm super late answering this it's been a month or two aahhh
Do the four of them ever have big arguments or disagreements between each other? YES they do there are no perfect relationships and of course they fight sometimes like every couple does.
How does it get handled? They fuck about it.
Jkjk (tho sometimes they do)
I don't think they'd have many big fights, it's more like minor things they can talk out. Like Norway leaving coffee mugs in every weird corner of the house he can find or Denmarks stuff (aka dirty clothes) covering the bigger part of the floors.
If there's an argument between DenSu or NorFin I think the others TRY to stay out of it, but depending on what they fight about and how personal it gets they might get involved as well.
The ones who get into arguments the most have to be finland and denmark because I imagine there's two very similar but at the same time very different characters clashing into each other and there's a lot of energy and passion right there that has to unload itself in one way or another. And if they don't fuck it out they fight it out ya know? That would make Sweden and Norway the typical peacekeepers but honestly? honestlyyy? Norway would get mad at them for not shutting up and Sweden would be scary af which breaks the fight up but.. doesn't really help?
I think in the end they just need to let their emotions cool off a bit and then talk things out when the situation is less heated. AND! You can bet there's lots of make up kisses and cuddles and sex that all of them will get involved into <3
#aph denmark#aph sweden#aph norway#aph finland#nordics polycule#hetalia#riva.ask#thank you so much for always sending cool asks even tho I take way too long to answer them ;-; <333#im serious you a real mvp
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As you probably know about the au my discord group created where Venom found out about the creation of a baby with both symbiont and Spider-Man dna,so April and they go to rescue her when she’s still a baby,can you imagine kinda the immense fluff of this au?Eddie been a single dad taking care of his supposed daughter,guess he wants to keep her hidden from Peter or maybe he’ll find out later
I've thought about this time and again, though if I'm being honest I'd want to do a deeper read into MC2 before I speak on this too much. Fiti (link goes to his Twitter) and I have talked a little bit about a scenario where Anne doesn't die, which has kind of come across some ideas for me..?
The main thing I hate about MC2 Eddie is that the implication is that he willingly works with Norman Osborn. Either he doesn't see through the smarmy disguise OR he does and he doesn't care, because he's desperate/broke/etc. But I think even something like feigning ignorance to get his foot in the door, try to figure out what Osborn's really up to... that could be interesting. And of course, the moment he finds out exactly what Oscorp is doing with his (and the symbiote's!) genetic material, well...
However I don't think that if he knew about April's existence that he would be able to keep it from Peter in good conscience, especially if he knew the baby was also Peter and Mary Jane's. Clone or original, it wouldn't matter, a baby got experimented on and that's fucked up but she deserves to know she's got a mom and dad. Never mind the fact that Peter lost his leg in that final fight that killed Norman - I'm sure Eddie is only upset he didn't get to rip Osborn's head off, himself.
I've tossed around a few ideas (Eddie dying at Norman's hand, the symbiote fleeing at Eddie's insistence, Anne never knowing what happened to her ex-husband just as they were starting to repair their relationship) but none of them have really quite clicked for me. I suppose my "everything is beautiful and nothing hurts" scenario would be some kind of arrangement where April grows up knowing both (all??) her families. More than anything though I can't imagine a world where April doesn't have Mary Jane in her life. Of everyone she got to be around for that short period, maybe even more than May, April and MJ had a real connection and I don't think she'd find that with anyone else, no matter what the scenario. And Eddie, having never known his own mother, would want April to have the best life possible. At least to me, that life would be with the Parkers.
#of course there's always the polycule route lmao#but that's horribly complicated#i've only been able to make a scenario where i feel it works in like one timeline#and mc2 is not that timeline#asked and answered#april parker#mayhem#eddie brock#mc2#peter parker#mary jane watson#headcanons
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wheres your juno/peter/slip analysis op i need to hear your thoughts
(ok so i forgor my actual analysis so this is the best i can do rn) but so much of juno's jealousy of slip just sounds like he's going "oOoOh look at slip and his hot body and hot tattoos and his good kissing skills i know sooOOooooo much about but i bet if slip kissed me then i wouldn't be as devoted to him as nureyev in fact if slip and i kissed, it would be a kissing competition and i would win and then slip would have to kiss me again just to be sure and his stupid hot body stupid chemist big brain would have nothing against me if slip was awake (alive??) he would wanna kiss me so bad"
#listen this is probably ooc#but#juno short circuits when he sees hot people#and i want both he and nureyev to be happy#so the solution is as always POLYCULE TIME#asks answers#the penumbra podcast
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