#boom. polycule.
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World Tour Assistant Noah AU (where he is always an assistant):
After the gross kiss failed to stop Alejandro's flirting... Noah begs Duncan to convince Alejandro, that Noah is too dorky to date... but Duncan has an even better idea; make Alejandro jealous for fun!
(In this AU, Duncan and Courtney had broken up before Season 3, so Duncan isn't a cheater!)
Duncan: "Thanks for letting me return to the show, handsome.~" 😘
(Duncan kisses Assistant Noah's cheek.)
Alejandro: "Duncan, I will DESTROY you!" 😡
Noah: "I just want to be left alone!" 🙄
Wait hold on... hold on... this is just the premise of my favourite Dunnoah fic series but with an assistant Noah twist. And extra Alenoah flavouring. That's not to say I'm against the idea.
Though I can't really imagine Duncan ever committing himself to flirting with Noah unless the two had struck up a deal prior- Duncan's that specific brand of 2000s era bigoted where being seen as anything but straight is a social crime (despite the fact that Duncan is definitely a boykisser, just in denial), but he's also aware of just how much of a threat Alejandro is in the competition and the latino's huge obvious crush on Chris' personal assistant, so I think Duncan could push aside his own internal biases to at the very least propose a similar idea to Noah.
Really, it'd be beneficial for the both of them; Noah gets to subtly-not-so-subtly tell Alejandro to back off by responding to Duncan's advances but not his, and Duncan gets to rile up Alejandro enough to redivert his attention away from the competition itself thus increasing his own chances of winning. It's strategic, really, nothing more.
It's that line of logic that has Noah eventually conceding that, for all intents and purposes, it's a good plan. So he deigns to play along, at least for a little bit, just to get Alejandro off of his back.
And, canonically, they're both shown to be at least half-decent at flirting, so whatever displays they have planned to annoy Alejandro would be just convincing enough to really get under his skin. Especially since Alejandro's shown in canon to be the protective/possessive type (mostly in All-Stars, in how he reacts to José insulting Heather) and likely wouldn't take too kindly to Duncan swooping in on "his amor" or whatever Spanish nickname he'd substitute it with.
Which all eventually leads to the scenario you proposed; Duncan plants a wet one on Noah's cheek and Alejandro sees red.
Noah's already exhausted by default, but feels weariness seep into the marrow of his bones as a seething Alejandro glares poisonous daggers towards Duncan, who's committed enough to their little ruse to in turn shoot a wink and a pair of finger guns towards the assistant. Deciding that he isn't paid nearly enough to deal with the inevitable confrontation between the two idiots who've apparently taken an interest in him (Duncan's, of course, being a known ruse), Noah leaves to go and do his actual job.
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And then, Alejandro confronts Duncan directly in the Economy cabin, claiming that he doesn't deserve to so much as look at Noah, and that he (Alejandro) was the one Noah kissed and therefore the object of his attraction so Duncan better lay off. This is news to the punk, and adds a whole new layer of complexity to their plan. And perhaps something he can later exploit to give himself a leg up in the competition.
But why does the idea of Noah kissing Alejandro make his chest tighten up with envy?
And then maybe Duncan finds the untamed passion of Alejandro's genuine fury kind of hot and he too enters the metaphorical boxing ring of feelings? Aledunnoah endgame? The intern server has been posting a lot of Aleduncan lately so letting those two get together (and with Noah in there too, as a bonus) just seems natural to my brain at this point.
#the answer is always polycules#noah the cranky eepy assistant and his two overcompetitive asshole boyfriends#aleduncan rivals to lovers where they both begin competing for noah's affections and find themselves rapidly falling in love with each othe#as well. internal conflict for the both of them because they can't be in love with two people at once???? except yeah they can.#this au can have a little miscommunication and internal conflict angst. as a treat#noah of course is more comfortable in his sexuality as the resident twink and doesn't have to go through a whole character arc unlike the--#other two. so he's just waiting patiently for them both to work out their issues before he makes his move.#the move in question is him asking: if i agree to date you both will you shut up for once?#and then alejandro and duncan are just furiously nodding because noah said the word “date” and that was enough to abandon all logic.#boom. polycule.#total drama#td alejandro#td duncan#td noah#alenoah#dunnoah#aleduncan#aledunnoah#assistant noah au#others' ideas#silly ideas#ophe's ranting in the tags again#replies
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I think people forget that Nine actually offered Mickey a travel in the TARDIS and that Ten was the one who was reluctant to bring him along. Like, despite Nine calling Mickey "Rickey" and an "idiot" and everything, he not only offered Mickey a shot travelling but also covered up for Mickey and was willing to look like an ass so that Mickey could still look alright to Rose. Nine wasn't always great at showing that he cared about humans other than Rose, the one-episode characters, and occasionally Jack but he DID.
(Also this is why I think that despite the fact that Mickey was jealous of the Doctor, especially early on, he came the moment Rose called in Boom Town and was down to hang out with the TARDIS team, help saved the day, and honestly felt like an extension of the poly vibes that Nine, Rose, and Jack had, fitting in rather easily if always a bit uncertain of his place/still prone to jealousy sometimes. Also why he helped Rose get back to the Doctor in the Parting of the Ways. Because he could tell that Nine DID care. It's only when Ten comes along that things get rocky again.)
#mickey smith#i have a lot of feelings about mickey smith and his dynamic with the doctors#ninerose#mickey x rose#nine x rose x jack#timepetals#rose x mickey#ninth doctor#jack harkness#tenth doctor#the character writing in Season 1 is TOP TIER#and honestly one of the reasons i prefer season 1 to season 2#doctor who#meta#mickey was an honorary member of the polycule#boom town#the parting of the ways
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Oh my god drawing group photos fuxking SUCKS
So many LIMBS-
But KISMEEEEET
I've seen so many fun iterations of Kismet's relationship to each other. As found family, some being relatives, as just friends, but my favorite is them being one big ole polecule!
I love the idea that trolls are a naturally polyamorous species and will often form "packs" if you will with the ones they love. Kismet is one of the largest packs in Pop Village, and they will gush about their partners to anyone who will listen.
Kismet being a thing has always been weird timeline wise, so I like to think they got together right after the first movie began or even ended, and that's how Branch joined them. They heard him sing to Poppy and all unanimously agreed they NEEDED him for their band.
They actually offered for Branch to join not just their band, but their relationship at one point. They all thought he was cute and loved how despite how sarcastic and deadpanned he was, he was loving and caring towards his friends. But Branch politely declined, telling them he already eyes for someone else.
So they went from potential boyfriend's to the most obnoxious wingmen ever. Cuz if we can't date u then we're gonna make sure someone else does!!
I love the headcanon that Ablaze is actually a rock troll, so that's why I drew him with the extra pointy ears and lizard tail (tho as I'm typing this I realize I forgot his claws FUK)
Kismet is the cheeziest polycule you'll ever fucking see in your life. No sense of pda, they'll give each other smooches and nose nuzzles right there on stage for all the world to see.
Plz ignore how Hype and Boom dont look remotely glittery I'm still tryna figure out how to express that on paper lol
#dreamworks trolls#trolls band together#trolls kismet#kismet polycule#trolls ablaze#trolls hype#trolls boom#trolls trickee#myart#traditional art#god group shots are hard#this is them right after a show#all cuddly and smoochy with each other#not pictured is branch to the side rolling his eyes (but silently waiting for Poppy to get backstage so he can get HIS kisses)
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This is soo real and canon like Blizzard Entertainment or whatever told me this to cover up their shitty stuff
#overwatch#d.va#hana song#d.va overwatch#brigitte#brigitte lindholm#brigitte overwatch#kiriko#kiriko kamori#kiriko overwatch#stupidflux being a stupid fuck#is this anything#idk this just came to me#like d.va and brigitte this and d.va and kiriko that#JUST. ALL THREE. BOOM POLYCULE#just a buncha gay girls#okay sorry i'm going to bed now
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It’s wild to me that some of you have entire discourse accounts dedicated to shipping hate & over analyzing shipping between the anime, manga, & light novels to the point of making harassment campaigns against the authors/writers of the side stories. Yet y’all don’t send the same hate towards Ikemoto & his highly suspect ass art style with the way he draws some of these kids.
#it’s just a bit telling??#do you lot have no life?#there are clearly bigger issues in the naruto & boruto fandom than shipping wars that have been going on since like 2010#good gods please get over yourselves#naruhina sasusaku narusasu leeten I don’t care!#the konoha 13 are in one giant secret polycule for all I care! boom there’s your solution!#& while we’re at it let’s make Kiba a sensei or a ninja hound class guy rather than a pig!#boom another problem fixed! lmao#Ikemoto & the way he draws these kids is a way more pressing issue than any of your silly shipping wars#if you’re gonna send this off the walls negativity anywhere direct it at the way he draws these children Mikeo Ikemoto is weird as Hell#for the way he draws some of these characters#it’s so hard to recommend boruto & boruto two blue vortex because of this suspect art style#I’m so serious too lmao I really hope studio Pierrot fixes the boruto tbv designs#but who knows how long we’ll be waiting on that#the anime is gonna be on hiatus for a loooooong time with how little room there is for anime-only content in the pacing#* mikio ikemoto my bad I got the spelling wrong & can’t edit tags on the old tumblr mobile#mine#op#naruto#boruto#OBVIOUSLY DONT SEND HATE CAMPAIGNS TOWARDS ANYONE JUST PUTTING AS A LEGAL DISCLAIMER BUT LIKE YKNOW IF YOURE GONNA THROW STONES ANYWAY#might as well throw them somewhere actually useful
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OMGOMG NEW OC DRAWENENGIS EHEHEHE
+ship chart :33
#my art#my ocs#ocs#ship chart#original character#i love them….. sm…….#polycule#cephalopod polycule#BOOM TAG FOR THESE DUDES
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pokemashe sinnoh trio relationship chart ft two joke ones
#pokemashe#dawn lyre#trainer dawn#lucas aquila#trainer lucas#barry cygnus#rival barry#scarfshipping#kind of#this is pre forming their polycule and theyre kind of sort of very different people by the time its actually formed#being forced to face your own creation at such a young age traumatizes you (on top of other stuff)#so of course they'll never be the same people they were at the end of the journey and the dynamic would change#they still would do incredibly destructive things for each other by the time they do form it though#theyre each others constant. theyve been through everything together.#without the other two just a single one is incomplete. and its vice versa#their relationship still has silliness to it though i promise#6 years later and boom theyre in kalos trying to research the life and death but also theyre on vacation for their first year anniversary#theyre horrifically in love with each other they talk with Serena about their partners with each other for like a second#and she's horrified at how head over heals a person could possibly be for their partners#(especially for dawn. she didn't seem the type at first to Serena but no she's just as bad as the other two.)#they still both pick on barry though but in a friendly way that friends do (but in this case lovers)
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EEEEEEH honestly during the time we were mutuals we interacted like a maximum of . two times. perhaps even just once. which is a bit crazy considering all of this now. i was just scared of trying to keep interacting honestly HSJAHDJSHD but if you dont feel like dating after i reveal myself that is completely absolutely alright! i would appreciate having you as a friend just as much! its whatever you prefer and whatever you feel more comfortable with :3
- 💌 anon
oooh well . still honestly I bet uur kewl <3 and yayaya !! thank uu for being understanding , I very much appreciate it . to be faaair , I do . kinda . have a soft spot for uu , y'know ? so even if it isn't immediately . . . the idea isn't something I'm opposed to ^_^
#➳ the fool's mail box#➳ sender; 💌 anon#with all of this being said . there def are things I'd need to know before like . being in a relationship#likeee . are we close in age bodily . nawt that uu would know since i don't share my age online idk but still . like . age range ?#but also no need to directly share that . at least for nyeow ? at the least i trust uu are a minor 😭#um . and also if uur . dating anybun else ? aha ? <- very monogamous very mono . unlike a lot of the beings I've met on here . scary !#augh it's purrobably obvious by nyeow but I'm a clingy jealous mess so being with anybun who'd be dating others . i just . can't#and that's honestly something I'm worried about a little bit like poly beings r so kewl but it just isn't for me#and a lot of beings i know on here are poly . ^_^'#or like idfk being poly itself is fine in a theoretical partner as long as they aren't strictly poly#like ''no if i wanna date other people will i can't just be with only one being bc that doesn't work for me''#but ''i could theoretically be in a polycule but I'm okay with being in a mono relationship'' is good !#and ofc ''i am fully mono just like uu'' is . also something that works for me#idk#these are the kinds of things i didn't wanna ask right off of the bat and i suppose I'll purrobably find out for myself whenever uu reveal#but like . still . uu can easily see why we could be incompatible lol . so .#augh idk where I'm going with this . I mean uu should know my boundaries n such if uu like-like me I just feel like a bit of a downer#bc boom what if everything is ruined nyeow or whatever blehhh#but anyways I'm gonna stfu nyeow i have some chores 2 knock out so I'll speedrun em while uu either write back . or do something else and#then write back . orrrr while uu do something else and write back when I'm done and at the computer so I can reply asap etc etc#agh i feel like i got weird w this even if uu are currently w others or something again we can totally just be friends . buddies . pals .#uur still kewl and really niceys so !
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if there’s one thing you can count on me for, it’s making a show gay.
#no queer rep to be found?#boom your favorite character is dating their best friend with which they have major relationship vibes#more you ask#a bisexual a lesbian and a trans person all walk into a bar#the gay bartender asks ‘what can i get you?’#the lesbian answers ‘two shots a pretzel and a polycule#(also featured are the aro line cook and the asexual server)#sorry if i’m rambling#this is just my personality
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two episodes left of season 1 of nuwho..... [sweats]
#NINE I LOVE YOU I DONT WANT HIM TO GO#bluebird.txt#doctor who#just watched boom town. mickey is making me want to rip my soul out#but also jack is so funny to me#he was like it's free polycule#also WHAT THE FUCK IS BAD WOFL‼️‼️‼️‼️#christopher eccleston is such a good actor#the change from him realizing bad wolf had been following them to in the next second being back to smiling like nothing#thag was insane
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There's nothing funnier that I can tell you all about my ocs than Astrius is the epitome of a titan who loves to help people and is a pillar to his team with a big soft heart on his sleeve but MAN he fucking hates Frost like they are the definition of enemies to lovers.
They get into literal fights, Astrius threatens him for making Cipher worse and for being a literal murderer (of shitty people so it's Fine), Frost is pathetic and unstable, Astrius ends up pitying him after some unfortunate events, they have a vulnerable moment or two then whoops it's Accidentally in Love by Counting Crows—
#then Pitch comes and makes Astrius feel like he was just a replacement for him in Frost's heart and then THEY have a heart to heart and boom#there's the polycule of two titan and two warlocks#yeah there's other stuff that happens like Cipher and Pitch coming together out of loneliness when Frost and Astrius make up after#something big happens but this is a Frostrius post
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Fnaf sb fanfiction where there is a y/n in each pizzaplex, and the main y/n meet another y/n.
#alex rambles#then they fall in love and smooch#and sun moon the first yn and the other one become a polycule#and then the world explode#BOOM#im very bored you see
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im still trying to plot this out entirely
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yeah.
S: samantha
C: carol
(red) M: morgan
(green) M: Mercedes
J: guess.
#boom s1 mum polycule + someone#yes oc x canon#its been in my mind let me speak#ahghdhdjd idk how to feel about it#my man it would work#oc tag#thoughts in the void#not tagging this as dndads lmao
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zan/sieg/ten/blot is just that one scene from the sonic riders fandub.
Tenmaar: *accidentally punches Adhara* OH GOD i’m so sorry sir i’ve just been so on edge ever since we had to kick Blót out the polycule after he revealed his plans to bring about the end of the world with his twin brother even though he swears its for the good of humanity 2 hours ago
#zan/sieg/ten/blot polycule is not canon but its always funny to think about#polycule be so fine then BOOM one of us begins his plans for world destruction leaving no survivors not even himself probably
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directors polycule shenanigans that is my doodle request yahoo :boom:
womp womppppp
#fanart#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#buck wilde#director of land development#dold#dana s. charme#director of public affairs#dopa#derrick hand#desmond kerosene#doodles#going 2 bed but ill continue these tomorrow#overwhelming authority
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