#that's a fucking joke btw in case you didn't notice
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GUYS MY AUNT JUST SAID SHE DOESN'T WANT ME COMING TO OUR FAMILY'S GATHERINGS ANYMORE IDUWGSVWKXIWHWUDGWHAHXIWJDJAJSBSJSJJSJA
#I DID IT GUYS#I FINALLY DID IT#LMAO I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF#try guessing what i started a fight about today#dude that's amazing i'm like the hero of my family and they can't accept that#the revolution started with me#my cousins' children will call me “that cool uncle”#i will be remembered my so many generations#that's a fucking joke btw in case you didn't notice#fish fear me family hates me#i love myself i love that i am me and not anyone else#bc i'm so fucking annoying lmao#i love being annoying like that#someone needs to break the fucked up society and system we live in#today it's my family tomorrow who knows#i say as if i am actually changing this family's fate but tbh these jerks aren't gonna change#they'll still be shitheads#i miss nonna at least she would put some order into this mayhem#even if she wasn't perfect either#at least she maintained everyone for biting each other all the time#well anyway i feel like i've done my job today#i did my good action#“Bat no one thinks you did a good action” but i did#in a chaotic way but i did#it may not be the best way to improve a family's hierarchy but it's MY way of doing it#i still care about this but i won't change my way of helping it#well aNYWAY#uncle Bat is going nuts
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SEE!? THEY DON'T CARE!
TW: Rape, SA, Homophobia, Misogyny, Misandry
The specific censored word with "-", it's for my own reasons and comfort. It's not censored up and in tags due to filtering! Sorry if I made mistakes like forgetting of filtering or similar, I haven't used tumblr much before!
THIS IS A R-PE JOKE! THAT'S WHAT I HAVE BEEN FUCKING SAYING! ONE OF MY BIGGEST PROBLEMS WITH EPISODE 4 IS THE FACT OF "we want to write an empowering story about men getting sexually assaulted. Men victim don't get that attentio-" BITCH, YOU MADE MANY R-PE AND SA JOKES ALL THE FUCKING WAY THROUGH HELLUVA AND KNOW HAZBIN! You are the one making fun of scenarios where your male characters get assaulted or r-ped.
HOW TF DO YOU PRETEND TO BE SOOO ABOVE PEOPLE (INCLUDING VICTIMS OF SA AND R-PE) THAT'S EXPRESSED HOW THEY FELT ON THE EXECUTIONS AND WHO WORKED IN EPISODE 4. WHEN YOU YOURSELF MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT????? For some context, Sir Pent is trying to get with Cherri, but always deflects first in case she rejects him. He offers her a drink, but immediately says it's because he'll buy a drink for everyone on the club. Then he asks Cherri if they can have sex- and deflects back (a repetition joke) "Because I'll have sex with everyone here". Then he gets dragged into a room by other people, yelling wait and no! And the door closes as you heard him scream.
Out of context in the screenshot, you might even think it might be a serious scene where something happens to Pentious. BUT NO! IT'S BRUSHED OVER REAL FAST AND PLAYED AS "HAHA SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN TO SIR PENTIOUS AGAIN LMAOO"- it's the punchline.
Then at the end of the episode he gets out asking "Where is Cherri" (who btw is having sex with a random guy).
And please don't say "Well, he asked for it"- you know how you sound. The whole point of the joke is that he is trying to get with Cherri and failing astronomically. The point here is that he really doesn't want to have sex with a bunch of random people, but he has to do it because he is getting dragged into a room. (Again, Pentious is like Moxxie Their joke it's getting trashed and bullied by the world or people around them).
You made a whole episode about dealing with a male character's sexual assault, abuse or r-pe. Saying how much you respect victims, and your episode, it's just perfect about the topic. BlaBlaBla- no, you don't. You made all this jokes since HB season 1. This new joke was episode 6 of HH. You never acknowledge power dynamics, or coercion. You never acknowledge anything bad in your show.
Remember, as much as this shows go for LGBTQ+ representation and Queer media. As a ""Female lead show"". This jokes link back (not only to making fun of SA and R-pe itself, but to) homophobia and Misogyny. A scenario of where a man gets SA'ed or r-ped by another man or woman- leads to a scenario where the character is made fun of for not being "masculine enough" for being a victim or for not being able to defend themselves. In a scenario where this happens by a man to man, "It's funny because the victim is viewed as gay. As less masculine = gay and that's bad cause gay = weak and feminine and the idea of feminine = weak".
(There are a few jokes here and there, like Blitzo touching Moxxie's dick after making fun of him for having a baby penis.)
If you didn't notice, Moxxie gets attacked by multiple succubus, and that's apparently funny. KEEP IN MIND is not basic physical violence-no he comes out with lipstick kisses marks, the sounds effects are (ugh)... and Blitz tells him "Don't let them access any of your holes". In other concepts, I want to point out that the times when Moxxie is viewed as a bottom or feminine- he is made fun of. When Millie pegs him, he is made fun of because he is the man of the relationship, being implied as the bottom. When he wears the outfit of unhappy campers, he is extra objectified or made fun of even more than in any other episodes. He is also forcefully put on a dress in his wedding.
He is made fun of for being SA'ed for being uncomfortable scenarios:
These aren't jokes made by characters that "are bad because they are from hell". These are scripted jokes written by a person searching for the audience to laugh.
AND the reason why many audiences accept this jokes or even find them funny is because of some of these views (internalized or not) above. You'll also notice how all these jokes are directed at men (if you find an R-pe or SA joke directed at a woman in this two show, say something about it! POINT IT OUT!). People accept and write these jokes more because they care less about the idea of a man being a victim of such situation. More often than not- in the present, a woman getting assaulted or anything similar in any media gets noticed and called out. THESE JOKES OR THE NORMALIZATION OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT, ASSAULT, COERCION, OR SIMILAR TOWARDS WOMAN STILL HAPPENS!!!! There is an idea that men just tend to just want sex all times at any time. -And that a man getting SA'ed or r-ped by a woman it's just sex, cause "Why wouldn't you like free pussy". When it's a gay perpetrator is viewed as funny cause "that makes you gay or a woman" and that's apparently hilarious. Men can be r-ped no matter what. Men can be targets of all of these acts.
Remember that all the scenes of sexual abuse, harassment and r-pe in Poison are directed by the R2. Who, once again, is into r-pe porn- and they themselves said they are not an SA victim either. So remember, not even a victim trying to cope with their own R-pe or SA. This person draws and ships "R-pe ships", and tags it as "naughty men uwu" bullshit. Also, a person so obsessed with the character of Angel that they changed their name to Tony (Angel's real human name), make themselves look like him, and become a sex worker like Angel. They themselves looked at a comic of Val threatening r-pe and abuse on Angel as "thank good you have balls to draw something mean with these too, I was so bored" ???? (this stuff is in:) and cosplay and take photos of your Val x Angel ship
Congrats if you as a victim yourself thought that the scene with Angel was good. If it helped you be and feel seen. But remember the rest of the show, the hypocritical writers, don't care enough to view it as a serious topic to not joke about. Both HB and HH written by the same people (as in Vivziepop), take their sweet time to turn these topics into jokes.
What pisses off more, it's the trying to make yourself be viewed as a sensitive person about such topic. Make it seem like you are a savior for writing about it in such "serious, powerful and not sugar coded" way. But then you drop that on the fucking ground to make a joke about it when you are tired of pretending you are so good. If you were so informed of SA and r-pe, you wouldn't be making these jokes. If you knew how much SA male victims struggle to get viewed as serious or their stories taken into account-you wouldn't be this shitty.
God, you are so proud of the joke too.
My poor snake guy... one of the few characters that I like-
#vivziepop critique#vivziepop critical#helluva boss critique#helluva boss criticism#helluva boss critical#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin hotel criticism#hazbin hotel critique#anti vivziepop#tw sa#cw abuse#spindlehorse criticism#tw rape
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Evidence that Krerdly will/could in fact become canon
So usually when I ship something Im like yea this is not going to be in the actual thing but I always see other people all like "PLEASE LET THIS BE IN THE ACTUAL THING" and I genuinely can't tell if they're joking or not like do we actually care that much are we stupid do we need mental help
Anyway here's my evidence as to why it will (could) be(come) canon because fuck you.
Berdly saying he has a crush on Susie is extremely unreliable, as he just kind of randomly decides he has one out of the blue and it's obvious she doesn't like him back and he's stupid very smart and terrible great at reading the room and therefore thinks she does anyway.
the following dialogue is after the queen battle:
(some trivia: dextrose refers to a type of sugar, I think our little boy was trying to sound clever with a big word and didn't use it right, or he meant to say "dexterous" which he would ALSO be using wrong btw, as it means "clever" and right now he wants to be stupid which makes him calling them clever out of character. )
There's his first lot of dialogue. Then interact with him again and he says this shit
His reasoning?
There's a lot to unpack here.
Berdly tells Kris he must turn them down because he thinks he likes Susie and is under the assumption that she likes him back. Nowhere is it implied that he is not actually interested in Kris; it is only indicated that right at this moment Berdly's sights are set on Susie because there are things about her that he really admires, and so his interest is set on her. Notice how he refers to his life as a VN. That means visual novel. He sees himself as a man amongst a variety of love interests, and believes he can only choose one, as is the case with a typical visual novel, which indicates that Berdly thinks he is monogamous (I say "thinks" due to the popular theory that he might not truly desire romance at all and just claims to since that is what he currently equates any form of intimacy to). Among the people he has marked as love interests are Susie and Kris, and so therefore he is not necessarily uninterested in Kris. He sees them as a potential match, but they are not the one he's focused on.
He says Kris is being insistent about something. While this could be him misinterpreting them showing concern for him for romantic affection, as he does have this weird fixation on romance, this line of dialogue is actually really weird for a variety of reasons if we really look at it.
He says that Kris is being "insistent" on something, and that he "must turn them down." While it is easy to assume interacting with him caused Berdly to think that showing him additional concern by talking to him means you like him romantically, you must also consider the fact that throughout the game Kris is implied to say things on their own, but we ourselves never actually get to see what they are saying. Take for example here:
I'm certain this is the case with non cutscene moments, too, where you interact with NPCs and stuff. I can only really think off the top of my head to how even when u interact with one of the swords in ur inventory Noelle tells you to stop hitting you with it, and also there are times where Kris is moving on their own despite the soul not having wandered off like in the offscreen Ralsei dialogues, plus there's Kris removing their soul sometimes which always follows us controlling them... essentially they DO still have some control over themselves even when we are controlling THEM and they can still talk on their own, which I don't see how that doesn't include interacting with NPCs outside of battle or cutscenes. I just am too lazy to open the game up again and scour it for more NPC's responding to something we didn't hear Kris say, so instead I gave you an elaborate explanation of how Kris works and it works just as well so fuck you. But feel free to look for examples of NPC's outside of battle or cutscenes responding to something Kris probably said anyway and rb this with your findings that would be great.
Back to Berdly turning Kris down. Both of Berdly's dialogues are in response to something. This second line in particular looks really suspect, and makes me believe Kris may have actually done something overt in order to cause Berdly's focus to shift towards romance, and the reason Ralsei never says anything about it is so we don't notice that our character acted on their own- as he is definitely judging them for saying that LOL. I just don't see how it makes sense for him to just say that unprompted (granted, he is a weirdo, but in a cute innocent sort of way, and not the perverted incel freak some fans make him out to be but); it just feels to overtly a reply to something said to him than it does to him SIMPLY being interacted with.
Counterargument for this second point now: it's very possible that when we interact with Berdly, Kris did something to just comfort him, like put their hand on his shoulder or something like that, and them doing it more than once causes Berdly to mistaken the gesture for a romantic advance, and I was just over analyzing it because I ship them and I relate to Berdly which means I'm a nerdy idiot genius just like him. This still does not negate point number one, though.
3. Berdly is not disgusted by the prospect of romance with Kris. His reasoning for turning them down is because he's focused on Susie; nowhere is it said that it is due to their gender or appearance or anything like that at all. I assumed he was doing some hetero-normative thing with how Noelle and Susie are both girls and he's a boy but Kris lacking a gender and him not being like "eww no" to them indicates to me that he wouldn't necessarily mind something queer going on.
I want to look at the visual novel thing some more because I've honest to god never seen anyone else talk about it.
I think that he sees Kris, Susie and Noelle as potential partners. He's not interested in Noelle himself and says that he only pretends to be because he thinks she is. It's obvious he thinks that if he were to not, she might leave him, as this romantic interest he thinks she has in him is what he believes is the reason why she even tolerates him in the first place. Were she to ask him out (she wouldn't; this is from his perspective), Berdly undoubtedly would say yes, even if it isn't really what he wants, because what he really wants is to keep her around since he literally relies on her for his studies. He confesses to not liking her in chapter 2 because he wants her to know that his sights are set on Susie and doesn't want that to break her heart.
Susie is a new one, as he suddenly finds himself admiring her and confuses this admiration for her for romantic affection. He is undoubtedly going to continue trying to pursue her until he is inevitably not only shut down but learns about her and Noelle.
Lastly, there's Kris, who, besides Noelle, is one of Berdly's only friends. While he is their rival, he does show a lot of affection for them throughout the game, even back in chapter 1. In the library he tells Kris that he was worried about them.
He also offers them a random discount on the overdue book just really randomly, which is so sweet of him honestly. There is a layer of pretentiousness, smugness, and condescending-ness throughout his dialogue in the library, which is just him trying to prove himself better than Kris.
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It is implied/shown that he sees a lot of potential in them. He refers to Kris as the third smartest student in class, which, despite seeming like an insult at first, is still a bit of a compliment in its own way. Talking down to Kris is sort of a defense mechanism for him. I think this is displayed really well in the scene below:
He does, however, really care about Kris at the end of the day and it's clear he values them. I really want to bring up the scene where you give him the present. First, he doesn't even EXPECT you to be gifting him, and walks into the scene assuming you're not on his side, taking it personally when he sees you with Susie. Then, when you do give him the present, he's initially shocked, then genuinely really happy and appreciative of it, to the point that he kind of almost drops the snarky attitude. I also really want to note that he doesn't even say thank you. Like he doesn't even know how to react. Poor guy.
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Throughout chapter 2, we see that the two of them have played video games together, that Berdly trusts Kris enough to want to do puzzles with them while he's struggling to do them alone in the mansion, and so yeah, it can be concluded that despite Berdly's attempts to push Kris away and prove himself as their superior, he does genuinely care about them a lot.
So, Krerdly.
Krerdly.
The only thing getting in the way right now is that Berdly is focused on Susie. Though he might think what happened was a dream in the pacifist route, he probably is going to be fixated on her both there and in the neutral route due to now assuming he has a crush on her and her liking him back; he doesn't realize that he's mistaking his admiration for and desire to get closer to her for a crush. What will kill this for him is when he finally gets to see her with Noelle and realizes neither of them liked him romantically. He'd probably then turn to Kris and ask them if they liked him, since they're the one other person on that list of love interests I just did. And regardless of whether or not you say yes, he'd still be left thinking about them a little bit, and start to seek intimacy with them since Susie and Noelle are now fixated on eachother, and Berdly thinks he needs romance so he's looking towards someone who could potentially bring him that as well: his close friend who is still single.
And then you can date him and yay Krerdly real.
That's my theory.
Goodnight.
#krerdly#kris deltarune#kris dreemur#kris dreemurr#berdly#analysis#deltarune#deltarune analysis#deltarune chapter 1#deltarune chapter 2#susie deltarune#krispy chicken#suselle#noelle holiday#ralsei#theory#speculation#shipping#Youtube
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Now that I've binged RWBY x JL pt.2 (and had it in the background for more cause if Max is paying attention to number of views I want to give them plenty):
I'll do my usual but in this case its more about not hitting people with a ton of images, less about spoilers cause movie's been out for more than long enough.
Can we talk about how this little bit not only shows the two rubbing off on each other, but also has Blake legitimately being the sister-in-law/future wife of Yang. Like it didn't even register as the BB moment it is till my rewatch xD
Very much noticed but always a good hype moment, cause this is what they'll be like in v10 as an official couple:
This absolutely should be her Semblance's evolution just saying:
She did it way better and cooler (want to know what I mean go look at the Adam CS):
I love this convo so much cause my girl has grown so much, though haven't seen it mentioned too much:
The calming yet supportive shoulder touch, they're wives already your honor:
I see you Blake (legit can't stop staring at her gf):
I was trying to stick to lesser already posted to oblivion scenes but I'd deserve to lose my BB badge if I didn't include this:
Oh also I don't get what anyone was talking about, even rewatching the movie I still didn't see Joker at all. I just saw Harley and Ivy chilling watching the city (this is a joke btw, kind of cause I actually do mentally make an effort to switch in Ivy cause fuck Joker/Harley)
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DESIRE.- s.jy. pt. 11
- summary; park sunghoon, the famous ice skater. what will happen when one of his best friends decide to hit up his sister? will their secret relationship cause pain in between bonds?
- warnings; sneaking around, nsfw scenes, kys/kms jokes, lying, angst (if u squint), A LOT of kissing, desperate/needy jake.
read under the cut¡! - btw ive decided to change the texts to dark mode so don't be suprised
haneul put her phone down, laughing to herself at both her best friend and her new friend. she'd already picked out the dress she'll be wearing, it wasn't anything elegant or special but it was comfortable enough and showed off all her good spots.
it's not like she wasn't thinking of jake, but they didn't have anything with strings attached so they were free to fuck around with whoever they wanted to.
their plan to hangout was scheduled at about 9 pm, haneul coming over to sunoos before they went to pick up niki.
she was already halfway done, just needing a few touch ups before heading over to sunoos. after deciding that her look was flawless, she left her apartment, drove her car over to his place and arrived in under five minutes.
haneul knocked on the door hearing little stomps, before the door opens. sunoos warm smile greets her like the sunrise.
"hi baby! " he pulls her into a warm & bone crushing hug. she pats his back, tightening her grip around his body, she pulls away, just to give him a kiss on the cheek. "hi sunny! I missed you. "
a pout forms on his face as he sees her sullen expression. "I missed you too, but hey, let's enjoy tonight, I can make up for it if you'd like" he finishes with a smirk, haneul nudging him and walking into the apartment. he closes the door and walks in right after her, "so are we heading over to nikis right now or what?"
"oh, well, we can go over there right now. I wasn't planning on doing anything more. " she nods at his response and the two of them walk over to her car.
after arriving at nikis house, the three took off to the main event of the night.
the club was loud even from the entrance, an amusing vibe booming straight into their faces. the youngest had the biggest smile on his face, allowing the other two to question his excitement.
"why are you smiling so hard? " sunoo asked with a grimace visible on his pretty face. "ive never been to a club before! "
the moment that exact sentence left his mouth, haneuls and sunoos face warped into shock. "are you serious? " sunoo asked, "this has to be illegal. " haneul follows in worry.
niki nods and breathes through his mouth, "lets head in! " he runs off into the building like a little kid when its eye catches a piece of candy or a toy.
the remaining two stare at him before turning to eachother and sighing. "cmon baby, we dont wanna lose the child. " sunoo drapes his arm over her shoulder and the two walk into the club, following after their friend.
they could barely hear their own thoughts, hence the music being obnoxiously loud paired with sweaty bodies grinding onto eachother.
I"'m gonna get us a drink! "sunoo shouts over the blasting music, haneul nods at him and goes to join niki on the dance floor. he notices her and smiles, dragging her by her hand close to him so they wouldn't get lost.
sunoo notices the two enjoying themselves and giggles. he's bought himself and haneul a shot of vodka and niki a glass of pepsi.
she notices him and shoots him a big smile, grabbing niki to help him with the drinks.
"you got me a pepsi, seriously? " niki throws him a glare and swirls his cup around.
"I'm not about to catch a case. sorry, kiddo." niki jokingly throws up a fist at him, haneul cackling at their childishness. sunoo nods over at her and she nods back at him, the two giving each other a signal to take the shot at the same time.
the bitter taste burns her throat, releasing a small groan, she finishes the shot in a second. sunoo smirks at her and walks closer to her.
she stares at him in mild confusion and parts her lips to say something, niki just stands back watching the scene unfold. "you got something on your lip" "really?" she goes to wipe it with her thumb when he suddenly stops her, brings his lips over to hers and licks the remaining vodka off her pouty lips.
the music seems to disappear, as she stares into his eyes in shock. "tastes good. " he groans, throwing his head back slightly. niki holds in a laugh, her lost gaze making him giggle.
sunoo suddenly drapes his arm over her shoulder, snapping her back to reality. "let's dance. " she nods in reply, trying to comprehend what just happened. the three of them move along to the music without a care in the world.
MEANWHILE..
"fuck this place is packed! " sunghoon complains walking into the club with his two best friends. the three of them enter like they own the place, looking all high and mighty.
"what did you expect? its a friday night, obviously it'll be full of drunks teenagers." heeseung lectures him, skipping over to the much awaited for bar.
sunghoon grimaces at him and rolls his eyes. jake laughs at his reaction and nudges him. "cmon, lets hit the dancefloor. " he nods and they hurry off into the lit up side of the club.
while dancing, jake thinks he caught a glimpse of haneul. he shakes it off, trying to excuse it as a look alike until he spots sunoo.
"oh shit. " he says, not to anybody but himself. he hurriedly runs off towards the bar and takes his phone out, immediately receiving a response.
jake turns his phone off, runs back onto the dancefloor, smacks sunghoon. "what the fuck dude? " he cusses in reply. "heeseung hyung got us drinks, lets get drunk. " he smiles in big hopes. sure his plan wasn't the best plan but at the moment, getting sunghoon drunk until he won't recognize his own sister sounded like a good idea.
the three continue shoving shots down their throat, stumbling like babies that just took their first steps.
"maan icant fuckng wakl right now" sunghoon slurs his words, holding onto the table for balance.
"i thnk im gonne fuccing piss myself" heeseung groans out from the floor, laughing at his bestfriend. jake, the most sober from the three, giggles at their state, almost forgetting about haneul.
noticing their lack of acknowledgment, he slowly backs away until they're out of his view. "okay haneul where are you. " he whispers , his brown eyes darting from person to person until he spots the girl hes been waiting for.
jake quickly runs over to her and sunoo, softly grabbing her by the waist and grinding his hard bulge into her ass.
a gasp leaves her mouth as she turns her head around to see who was behind her. when she realises its jake, she gives him a big smile. "hii jakeyy! " her words slur all together, like sunghoons. i guess the low alcohol tolerance runs in the family.
his smile slightly drops at the fact that she reeks of alcohol. he nods at sunoo, receiving a quick smile.
"come on baby let's go to my place. " she nods and places a peck on his lips. sunoo stares at them with stoic expression on his face, slightly pouting his lips.
before leaving the club, jake spots another familiar face. "niki? what the hell are you doing at a club? " he whispers shouts at the guy infront of him.
"i am not niki. goodbye. " he whispers slowly and runs away, leaving jake baffled. "weird fucking kid. "
he turns around at haneul, checking if shes alright. he shoots her a quick smile before opening the door to the club.
he scrambles his phone out of his pocket and manages to call an uber, hence them both being drunk out of their minds (ikeu a little less) .
the drive back to his place is quiet, except for the obvious lip smacking. they tried to be respectful, but they both couldn't keep their hands off eachother.
when the car arrived, jake quickly carried her bridal style up into his apartment. his cock was achingly hard to the point where it hurt.
"p-please jake fuck me already. " she sobs out, her body hitting his bed. "i will baby, i will. " he quickly unbuckles his pants, a relief coming over him when his cock springs out and hits his abs.
"please please pleasee. " she moans, her cunt dripping from arousal.
her whining is silenced when he stuffs her full. she lets out a broken moan, him grunting at the feeling of her tight velvety walls sucking him in for the very first time.
"fuck baby you feel amazing. " he moans out, twitching deep inside her. "please m-move!" she loudly whimpers out.
he stars thrusting in with deep and fast thrusts, resulting in her boobs bouncing up and down with each hit he delivers. "that feel good, yea? " he groans, pinching her nipples.
haneul loudly moans in high pitch, loving the way his tip is hitting the spots her fingers could never reach.
he slows down eventually, leaving her dumbfounded. "why did you stop?" she whines.
"need you to beg for it baby. " he slaps her tits, biting his lip.
she moans out, shuffling around. "please jakey, need you so bad, need you to cum in me. " eyes tearing up.
he groans, his cock hardening even harder. "more baby. you can do it. " he praises her while rubbing her clit agonizingly slowly.
her hips move around in desperate need of release.
"fuck, jake please, need you to fill me up. wanna feel it drip out of me. " she cries, begging him to move again. she was about to speak , when he suddenly thrust up into her.
"fuck! -" her moans turned into sobs from pleasure. skin slapping against eachother paired with loud moans and heavy breathing was all that could be heard.
they were both nearing their orgasms, moaning into eachothers ears.
"baby im close. " jake groans out loud, his thrusts turning sloppy in under a second. "me too baby-cum inside me p-please. " haneul kisses him on the lips, tasting nothing but alcohol.
"you sure? " he asks for consent, what a gentleman. she quickly nods, feeling a nearing orgasm.
he pecks her lips and fastens his thrusts one more time. the two moan loudly in unison, finishing in eachothers embrace.
"shit." he gasps, pulling out slowly. a whine leaves her throat at the emptiness.
"i feel so fucking sticky, but good." she laughs at her own state. he gives her a smirk and pats her thighs. "ill bring a towel, wait a minute baby. " he leaves and haneul takes out her phone, seeing messages from sunoo and niki.
after getting cleaned up, haneul and jake continue in a messy makeout session, before replying to unread messages.
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Ooooh, if your requests are still open, I'd love to see how you think the boys of Easy Company would react to the reader revealing that she disguised herself as a boy to become a paratrooper to fight in the war 👀 (I love your writing btw!💖)
ohh i love this request! thank you!🌞
this kinda turned into "how did you disguise yourself as a man in easy and how the man found out" but i wanted to give some backstory😭
disguising yourself as a man to fight in a war seemed like a good idea at first
you thought it would be easy (hehehe)
and at first it was
you cut off all of your hair
you faked your medical examination
and then signed up for the paratroopers
you wanted to prove how capable of everything women are and frankly you wanted to be with the best
you wrapped bandages around your chest to cover your boobies, your bubbies, your bazookas
it was uncomfortable at first probably but you got used to it after some time
when you were ready and made sure you had everything, you had left to Toccoa
when you arrived at the camp nobody noticed (thankfully)
they would think that you don't look like a man but wouldn't mind much
if you are 5'4" or a little over that, they would probably poke fun at your height
"you tall enough to play yoyo?" said none other than bill guarnere
but they probably poked fun at all the short guys in the company like Perco or Luz (nothing too ruthless, it was all jokes)
doesn't matter if you were a little larger or skinny because there were various types of body men had (bull was kinda buffy while for ex. lieb was pretty skinny)
sobel would probably point out that you look a bit differently than the rest but eventually would let it go (he would say other mean things tho lol, hate this guy)
you made friends with a lot, but probably being the closest to Luz since you two arrived at the camp at the same time (and because he was fun)
everything was fine, you weren't falling behind anyone during exercises, you were actually better than some at running currahee and shooting
but there were some days you would suck at things
mainly due to the damn time of the month
you wanted to lay down all day when your cramps were bad but you couldn't obviously
yeah, you faked food poisoning once or twice but figured it wouldn't work well
so other times you would just try your best to cover your pain with pain killers and try no to bleed through your ODs
you hid your sanitary pads in your mattress as well as other things considered contraband in case of an inspection
the first man to find out about your secret identity was Skip
that bastard caught you changing your bandages one time and totally freaked out
after some threatening he kept his mouth shut
after Skip found out you tried even harder to cover up that you're a woman
but failed when Luz and Malarkey found out
you were scared
Luz has a big mouth
Makark's mouth never tends to close especially after alcohol so
but they were good friends and kept their mouth shut
fast forward to Normandy
you were injured during the assault at brecourt manor
grazed in the shoulder
you were dragged away by medics from the field
on your way back, you ran into Lipton
the company's mother
he rushed up to you and tried to patch you up
you refused to let him do so but then
he ripped open your ODs and found your chest covered in bandages
you had to tell him what's up
surprisingly lip took it well
yeah he freaked out a bit at first but then brushed it off
he began to treat you differently whenever none soldiers were there to see it
that man was so protective over you since that day
everyone just thought you and lip are Soo good friends and that's why he's around you a lot
in Bastogne bill found out
then buck found out
and toye
and then babe
soon it was like you had secret society in easy
you were all always together
then in Hagenau, Speirs found out
Ronald fucking Speirs
that man was scary but hell after he found out he didn't threaten to tell on you to Sink
thank you Ron <3
at the end of the war, you wanted to come clear with everyone
you told everyone in easy (which was scary asf)
but the boys were supportive and promised to keep that secret forever
dick was probably like "how did i never notice"
lewis was slightly heartbroken bc this man, the freaking intelligence officer, probably suspected something was off but never looked more into it
"couldn't you just tell me?" said probably liebgott
#band of brothers#bill guarnere#george luz#ronald speirs#dick winters#lewis nixon#eugene roe#bull randleman#band of brothers fanfic#band of brothers fanfiction#band of brothers x reader#bob#bob x female reader#bob x reader#bill guarnere x reader#bill guarnere imagine#george luz x reader#George luz imagine#ronald speirs x reader#ronald speirs imagine#dick winters x reader#dick winters imagine#lewis nixon x reader#lewis nixon imagine#eugene roe imagine
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[Magi reread] Night 15: Clear
Man, second to last chapter.
They cleared it!!!!
Listen, we all make fun of Alibaba, but Imma be honest with you, if presented with magic fire grandpa who doesn't seem to like me vs a shitton of gold and other treasure, I'd take the money, too. But on a sadder note, Alibaba gets the value of money very personally. Sure, it might not be the most important thing in the world, but he's lived through extreme poverty, losing his mother to an illness that maybe, just maybe could've been cured had they been able to afford any form of treatment. But they hadn't been. And he also had to fend for himself after leaving the palace. It's funny to see him like that, but he has a damn good reason to be like that.
Also, look at the smol Aladdin there.
Him.
Man, if somebody told Amon then and there that this guy currently with some gems in his mouth would be said king, he would've felt so insulted.
Ok, but I wish the "taking the place of beloved Solomon" was elaborated a bit more. (He's talking about Aladdin, btw. Which, now that I think about it, makes sense, since Ugo tried to make everybody believe Aladdin was Solomon)
I love Alibaba. Also, more Amon and the King Vessel he said he didn't want.
I love him.
Yo, half of the fandom, it's the guy you simp over. (Horrendous taste in men) [Yudja: Weird ass hands]
God, that guy.
They shook. But also that goddamn crown on Alibaba's head is so funny for some reason.
Aww, i've never noticed that Alibaba is holding Amon. Is that the moment he felt like a grandpa for the first time? [Yudja: More I think, like an annoyed mother with a young kid at the candy store]
Ok, Amon looks sick as hell here.
Ok, that's actually so nice that Aladdin and Ugo really are both helping with that gold.
Her!
Listen to your new family members, leave the bastard behind.
(softly) Don't.
(I need a hero playing in the background) GOLTAS
Ok, sorry to ruin the mood, but Goltas is kinda similar to "golas" which basically means somebody being naked in Polish, and now I can't unthink that.
Tell her, Goltas!
But also, man, an AU where Goltas leaves, too.
Is that a translation thing? I kind of wonder if in the official one he also say that they have ancestors from the same tribes. Makes me wonder if Kouga are related to Fanalis, now.
He did the thing!
Ok, that's a cool ass shot.
Another cool ass shot, but also, Jamil, shut the fuck up.
I know it's not the case, but he looks like his showing her thumbs up.
Metal Vessel: acquired.
There he is, half of the fandom. Your man. (I won't stop joking about horrendous taste in men, though I do feel like pointing out that I do like Judar. Not my fave anymore, but I happend to like most of the cast, him included.)
Adios.
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Everything about S1 of TMA from like, the last five episodes on is just really hype, but the final two episodes--which, alongside the closing statement of MAG038 really just feel like one long finale--kick it up to an wholly new level.
And it's very cool.
MAG039 is here,
and so is the worm wife
(and her worm kids)
(who are very hungry)
MAG039 is entirely and definitely my favourite episode of TMA thus far. It's got so much.
archives crew interactions. jon's facade finally cracking. joe spooky.
Okay so. I'm going to be all over the place with this episode because FUCK chronology apparently
So in my last post I mentioned I was going to leave my thoughts about the Table (You Know The One) for this one because. Well.
(Two for two for homophobic furniture :/)
Ironically the night before I listened to MAG039, I was discussing TMA with friend @jackassrabbit and we got to talking about the statements that had really gotten us, and I mentioned a very early statement that had still stuck with me--MAG003, "Across The Street."
I actually mentioned this in a post really early on in my liveblog tag, but the gaslighty unreality of someone being replaced but only you knowing is a deep seated irrational fear of mine. So I remembered this statement because of this conversation with my friend.
And then my friend said this:
Which, uh. Definitely put me in the mind to be paying attention and remembering MAG003, both because I was intrigued and it is, again, a personal fear I was now bracing for.
When I was joking in an earlier post about Sasha having the gumption of a horror movie final girl I should have know that was me cursing her to not have their survivability.
my friends who like to bully me so much
rest in peace queen
the MOMENT she went into artefact storage I was like Oh No She's Dead because I was now VISCERALLY REMEMBERING the MAG003 table and the fact that it was in there
Audio work was a lot for this episode actually btw
I had to yank my earphones out when Sasha screamed ):
HONESTLY I'm sad she's gone and I'm gonna be stressed about the FAKE SASHA NO ONE REALISES IS FAKE for forever but at least she went out as episode MVP
Saving Tim. Corkscrewing Jon's worms. Setting off the fire alarm. Going to bug Elias about Saving Her Boys. Sasha James I have feelings for you and now they are sad ones.
Speaking of feelings. Jon ♡
Glad to see him finally having that mental breakdown (they would soon regret this statement); when I said that I thought his skeptic act was breaking down around him j didn't think it was like. Actually an act?
Like Jon as a paranormal happenings denier has been super interesting because it wasn't a case of flat out denial, because there were things he clearly did believe in even if he was trying to rationalize it, so his confession that he's been feeling Watched this entire time and has been suffering Rampant Paranoia is...i have thoughts but theyre not solid yet. They're percolating.
Thinking back to how tired and strung out he seems post "real" statements now like I noticed with the knowledge that he Feels Watched during them is also like Oh That Makes Sense
BTW "you didn't...die here, did you?" would 100% win funniest line in any other episode but unfortunately here it has to compete with joe spooky, so
This conversation between Jon and Martin made my heart go aww though.
God. In any other episode Tim would have won MVP (unfortunately for him Sasha exists and never will again so SHE gets play of the game). Even though he didn't quite take the crown I love him.
WORM WKFE
hi jane
she says only one word but I love her so much
God this got long I will. Give MAG040 it's entirely own post and end this one here, I am so sorry.
#lyre does tma#rest in peace to an absolute queen#two of them actually#i am now just imagining how jon must react each time a statement DOES record digitally since we know theyre doing those too#a lot more of them actually#so actually it's probably more like#jon will be working through a box of statements#and he'll find one that glitches out his software#and just feel this DREAD creep over him as he suddenly feels like He Is Being Watched#i wonder how much of his paranoia is warranted and how much is just jon sims flavoured
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That time redbubble removed someone's art work bc "infringing on Didney IP" and "Snow White" when it was literally a pic the artist drew in their own style of Rose Red, from the German fairytale: Rose Red and Snow White. (It's a different story) (No connection to the Didney ver of Snow white btw.) And they didn't bother to appeal because they were afraid of being banned, or worse, despite it literally having no connection to Didney.
that's so fucking dumb. I can see why they were afraid, if it's their source of income or their account matters to them. I just use it for dumb jokes, so I'm not scared, but if it's your job a false dmca like this can fuck you up. I hate copyright law with a passion, I don't think you own an idea, I think the only breaches of it should be a wholesale, 100%, unchanged in any way, direct, word-for-word copying of artwork (which doesn't include if you redraw the mona lisa, reshoot a movie scene for scene, or play a song yourself, that's not a copy that's a remake, reprinting a book word-for-word, without adding pictures or a silly font or any other noticable change, or just reuploading the song and music video, that's when it should count as copyright, because your thing then becomes a replacement for the original and not its own thing) - and even then I think even what I consider valid to legally call copyright infringement, even if you profit like selling a pirated movie, should not be considered criminal or even comparable to actual theft. THAT SAID, everybody under the sun knows you can't copyright a single word (remember react? lmao), you can't copyright something too vague, etc, and that parody is allowed. and you only need to change a few specific details to make a character fair use, hence why fifty shades can exist as it is despite initially being twilight fanfic, and you most certainly can't claim wholly different characters that pre-date your movie just because they share a name. I hate false dmca shit, it doesn't matter in my case, but for small youtubers or indie artists or the like it could be life or death.
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you know ... I'm kinda getting use to using this account as if it were my cyber journal/diary so I guess I can write this here
for the most longest time I've been friends with this girl that is currently dating a guy I used to date ...
our relationship was short lived because he was younger then me and very short tempered and stubborn (not to mention he was also very ignorant and everything had to abide by his own way of thinking and his own rules and values) we only dated for a couple of weeks, maybe 6, kinda don't remember the details but omfg he was a huge pain in my ass. After those 6 months that I broke up with him I felt better and thought I'd never talked to him again but I guess that wasn't the case; my brother came home silent as hell which most times he wouldn't cause i remember he would come home and always greeted me with a smile or just a dumb joke but he was too quite. I went to his room and asked if he was okay; he told me he was fine. At the same time i remember my friend (let's call them JD) writing on Twitter "omg what have I done" and "why did I go there" and obviously by the time I was putting 2 and 2 together. after prying and asking him what's wrong he finally told me that he saw my friend and the guy I broke up with kissing in there room and he was so shocked that he screamed "WHAT THE FUCK" ngl that was funny as hell thinking about it but by that time my heart sank
shit ... my closest friend was making out with someone I used to date. what the actual fuck.
I confronted her about it and she told me she was sorry about it and that it wouldn't happen again ... or so I thought
I live in PR where mostly the island is full of beaches and tourist attractions and we decided (my cousin, bother and my other 2 friends, JD was involved) to go to Cabo Rojo (far from where we are). I was excited because it was something different for a change. while we were there I felt as if JD was acting strange, she was walking away from the group alot, hiding her phone, and messaging someone. I was a little skeptical but I kinda didn't mind it so much attention. after we left and such ... I remember seeing a contact on her phone written "100 X tu seras mi bb" which translates to me You will forever be my baby. my stomach dropped again.
"No .... it can't be."
I asked her who it was and she told me it was a inside joke that her and a friend of hers had and she put the contact there favorite song.
weird but okay
days later I would see her posting on her whatsapp stories photos of a guy but only his back but the place they were in seemed oddly familiar ... the chinese restaurant I took my last date to (we'll call him E)
I asked her again, she told me it was an Asian guy she would stalk sometimes at the restaurant ... creepy but okay, bet.
then she posted another picture of E front porch, shit at this point it was so obvious ... but I just wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt or at least tell me the truth. I asked her "... where is that." her response
that's my uncles back yard.
... sure
the last straw was when I was scrolling facebook ... and there it was, E's profile, I went into it and what did you know, JD, my friend, was following him
I was shitting bricks at the moment, fuck, I felt like shit, like straight out dog caca, and I showed it to my cousin (she was her best friend btw) and she stood silent. that same day we were gonna go out with her but I didn't feel like bringing up the topic ... even though it was noticeable in the way I would talk (I would stutter) also my hands were sweaty af.
the next day I asked her by phone, if they were dating, she went silent and told me that yes, they were indeed going out. for a year now by that time. and I decided that to let go of the friendship.
funny, by that time I felt guilty for doing something totally "selfish", at least I thought by that time but it was perfectly justified and reasonable.
a year past by and between everything going on I felt like I had to forgive her and pass the page but to be totally honest I should've never have done so.
up till today I have so much remorse and regret that I let her back into my life. all the comments she's made till this day making us (me especially) feel bad for "outting her" and for "leaving her" don't make sense to me, also the back handed comments she always gives me, the moments I've opened up to her about my dating life and her telling her boyfriend, E, about my short comings with some of them
I think it's best to keep some distance for now ... and actually live my life without her knowing every aspect about it.
she did tell me that she doesn't want me or my cousin to talk badly about her boyfriend as a boundary ... I think it's time I do the same for myself too. set some boundaries for her to respect. If she doesn't want to then bye 👋
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SUCH A GOOD GIRL
ft. boyfriend's dad!leon x fem!reader
synopsis. you met him at the start of your relationship with your, now ex-boyfriend. feeling the sexual tension between you both. finally fucking after your breakup.
warnings. 4.7k w. smut. dirty talk, age gap, reader moans and asking leon to fuck her, dom!leon, rough sex, unprotected p in v, a lot of spanking, multiple orgasms, and cumshots.
note. masterlist. i hope you enjoy your reading ♡ i love leon di and this write is based on one of mine's spicychat bots about him. enjoy! (btw, gif's not mine and english is not my native language, sorry if there are mistakes.)
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After the breakup with your boyfriend, you had to return to his house to collect your belongings, since you went many times and practically, you almost lived there. Not literally, but you were going too far by not depending on your parents after their divorce and living alone in a randomly chosen apartment.
Your ex-boyfriend still lived with his father, and you couldn't deny the mixed feelings that arose when you were around him, or he was around you.
No matter the reason, the situation, or whether your boyfriend was present, you noticed a strong tension in the atmosphere between you that screamed to be addressed. The same in the case of glances, simple words, or short conversations with the other.
You tried to ignore said feelings for quite a while out of respect for your boyfriend, but you didn't care in the slightest after leaving him after having endured so much of his shitty, toxic behavior in your relationship.
You decided to go to his house on the days you knew he wouldn't be there, but his father would be. With the "purpose" of picking up your clothes, makeup, and so on, but trying to get his father's attention more seriously. Maintaining the excuse of taking your belongings.
When you were in your ex-boyfriend's room to pick up your clothes, his father came up behind you to suddenly touch you and rub against your crotch. Something that sent chills all over your body and made you jump slightly as you didn't wait for some hands to start to touch you.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Oh... Did I scare ya, little girl?... ⸺ His voice was rough yet soft as he warmly caressed your hips and crushed your crotches together.
You looked over your shoulder at him quickly. Sighing in surprise and embarrassment, feeling flustered by the unexpected contact.
ㅤㅤ⸺ What are you doing? ⸺ You asked with a blush in your expression and a slight smile.
Leon laughed softly, amused by your previous reaction.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Sorry for scaring you, sweetheart. I couldn't control myself with how sexy you are... ⸺ he responded, getting closer to you and placing one of his hands against the wall, placing it next to your head and continuing to caress your ass with the rest.
ㅤㅤ⸺ I wanted to take a good look at my son's ex-girlfriend. ⸺ In his words was a hint of excitement and desire, revealing his true intentions.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Maybe something else before you leave... ⸺ he whispered in your ear before pressing his lips to your neck to kiss it and bite without any force your warm skin.
Your cheeks burned red from his contagious excitement at having him pressed against your body. His hand continued to grip your hip firmly, which you took advantage of to bring him closer by caressing his hand.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Leon… ⸺ you whispered, finding yourself breathless from his constant stimulation and friction against his hardened crotch.
You could feel your panties getting wet under his persistent rubs. Enjoying that the situation has finally been carried out, and more, thanks to him.
Leon laughed softly again, amused by your correspondence and the way your body shuddered as you accepted his touch and stimulation.
ㅤㅤ⸺ How sensitive you are, sweetheart... ⸺ he joked, leaving your hip to grab the beginning of your shirt and slowly lift it while he kept the other one against the wall, pinning you in place. ⸺ You enjoy my touch, don’t you?
His voice tone had dropped noticeably, becoming more intense and sensual as he spoke to emphasize each word and achieve maximum effect in his attempts to provoke you. It is not very difficult as you have your tension already planted and your fiery inner desire for him to touch you from the first time you saw him.
ㅤㅤ⸺ You're going to feel what it's like to have a real man fucking you. ⸺ He whispered lightly hoarsely against one of your ears before biting your earlobe and pulling on it, causing shivers to run down your spine and a gasp to escape your lips.
The acceleration of your heart was noticeable when you realized that Leon wasn't stopping after his daring words, arousing you more and more under his skillful and expert fingers.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Please... ⸺ you asked in a breath, feeling his thick cock pushing against your light lingerie.
Excitement coursed through your veins as you felt a warm liquid seeping through the fabric of your underwear. With his cock twitching in pleasure as he heard you ask please, fueling his lust even more. He knew he had complete control over you and wasn't about to waste it.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Such a good girl... ⸺ he whispered in your ear again before pinning you against the wall with his weight on your back, pressing your already dripping thong with his hardened member.
You gasped as you had his seemingly large erection squeezing your pussy lips, sending shivers down your spine thanks to this juicy sensation and arching your back involuntarily in anticipation.
You closed your eyes and let out a long sigh, accepting him to take off your shirt as you raised your arms to help him. Pulling away for a moment to take his own off as well.
Your voice weakened as his hands circled the top of your hips as he tossed your garment somewhere in the room, slowly unbuttoning your shorts and pulling them off your legs. Allowing you to hear a deep sigh from him as he has your naked ass in front of his face, kissing his pelvis. Grabbing one of your buttocks to squeeze it before giving you a gentle spank for admiring your lingerie and smiling to himself, thinking about how lucky his son was to have met a girl like you.
ㅤㅤ⸺ This pretty thong is for me, sweetheart? ⸺ he asked with a lascivious smile.
He gave a delicate shake of your head in affirmation as he grabbed the folds of your black thong to repeat the same thing he did with your short jeans and expose his objective. Looking you up and down with his eyes full of desire for your delicate body.
His sudden sharp intake of breath as he took in the precious gift they were hiding made you blush even more, prompting you to sigh as he removed the last piece of clothing covering you. Leaving you completely exposed to his gaze and dominance without any kind of complaint coming out of you.
One of his hands gripped your hip, kneeling to bring his lips to yours and plant a long kiss on your silky pussy lips. Sniffing your feminine scent deeply before dragging his entire tongue and chin from your pulsing clit to your ass entrance slowly, hungry for your fluids and essence.
A hoarse moan left his throat, licking his lips in satisfaction, before he stood back up and gave your pussy a gentle slap. Shuddering from having felt his hot, wet tongue against you and that loud slap on your delicate crotch, and then rubbing your clitoris with his fingers for a few moments.
Finally, after what seemed like an eternity of tension-filled teasing, he released his thick erection from his boxers and black jeans by undoing his belt, immediately bouncing against your bare skin with a loud, loud slap of skin. Emitting a low growl, he admired the sight of your pompous buttocks glistening with desire next to your tight thighs in your tight black semi-transparent stockings.
You gasped as he released his huge cock from his pants, the sudden exposure of it causing you to let out a high-pitched whimper and open your eyes in surprise. Biting your lip to stifle any sounds of pleasure, you felt the heat and tightness of his length between your sensitive buttocks. Both get wet for his precum as he rubs his cock against them up and down.
You couldn't even believe it — you found yourself eager to please him, wanting more from him after all your "groping and hesitating". Your heart was racing as you become even more excited just thinking about it, causing your pussy to drip juices non-stop down your inner thighs and stain your stockings.
You bit your bottom lip harder to try not to moan too loudly when he was about to fuck you. Anxious to feel the sudden pressure of his throbbing glans increasing between your vaginal lips and, being about to enter your closed hole.
His cock throbbed with anticipation as it came into contact with the warmth and softness of your little pussy. Gripping both sides of your hips firmly and pushing forward as he positions himself, burying his thick glans in your wet entrance and breaking your tight barrier.
As his large member overcame the resistance of your opening, he allowed himself a moment to savor the feeling of having finally breached your tight walls.
He moaned in satisfaction, his balls kissing your clit as he pushed forward until the base of his shaft rested against the soft flesh of your buttocks.
He paused briefly, giving you time to adjust to his gripping intrusion before he began to slide in and out of your pussy with slow, deliberate movements. Spaking one of your buttocks each time, he pulled back hard enough to leave a beautiful burning mark on your smooth skin.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Feels good, right? ⸺ he asked rhetorically in a low tone, grabbing your neck under your jaw and pressing himself against your back.
You let out a moan as his big cock completely invaded your needy pussy, filling you whole with the warmth and thickness of him. Causing you to move your hips involuntarily in his direction, wanting more of him, as you felt your nectars dripping down your thighs and pooling in the black stockings under your crotch.
You bit your bottom lip hard once more, trying to contain any sign of pleasure that might reveal how much you enjoyed it thanks to him, and failing miserably. Your voice rose as you moaned louder with each thrust, begging him for more.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Yes... Yes... ⸺ You whispered between sighs and gasps of ecstasy.
Leon chuckled as he heard your muffled words and gasps of pleasure, knowing that you were becoming addicted to him with every passing second. Increasing the pace of his thrusts and penetrating deeper into your inner envelope with his vigorous strokes. His balls hit your clit with each retreat and advance, leaving fiery reminders in your tender and desperate pulsations.
Without warning, he suddenly pulled out of your pussy and then slammed into you with all his might, pushing your chest against the wall as he claimed ownership of your body once again. Strengthening his grip on your neck without choking you as he repeatedly kissed one of your shoulders and part of your neck. Being perfectly aware of what he had to do to drive you crazy.
You cried out in surprise as Leon entered you harshly. Inducing your body to shake violently, both from the sudden change in speed and intensity of his movements and from the overwhelming pleasure coursing through your veins from his grip. Inducing you to stimulate your clitoris with speed.
His warm kisses sometimes made a soft sucking sound on your skin, wetting it with his tongue and marking you with soft reddish decorations with his lips.
Your mind was spinning with desire, wanting more of his rough treatment and desperately needing relief from the intense sensations crashing into your body. The mix of pain and pleasure threatened to consume you mercilessly, preventing you from forming coherent thoughts or words beyond simple cries of pleasure and surrender.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Please… more… ⸺ you gasped in ecstasy.
Leon smiled in lust, watching you squirm and have small impulses beneath him as he fucked you mercilessly and with your walls closing on his cock. Reveling in the knowledge that he had reduced you to nothing more than a mass of need and craving, completely at his mercy.
At your pleas, Leon withdrew from your pussy once more and entered you again harder than before, hitting your sweet sensitive spot with precision and causing your entire body to convulse with pleasure. It turned him on to see how helpless this new side of you that he didn't know was, there being nothing you could do but accept whatever he decided to inflict on you.
You arched your back and screamed in pleasure when his thick, placid cock rubbed your weak spot perfectly and on top of it collided with your cervix, sending burning, electric waves throughout your body. You couldn't help but whimper in joy and submission as you felt yourself falling further and further into the abyss of pleasure and need.
Your breathing became labored as you begged for more, unable to think or care about anything else in the world. Except to get more of his cock and keep hitting your limits with each deep thrust, raising your rapid stimulation on your swollen clit.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Please... Fuck me harder... ⸺ you whispered between sobs and screams of euphoric happiness.
Leon was amused listening to your pleas for more, feeling his arousal grow even more at the sight of your complete devotion to his treatment. He knew that you had been devastated and that you were now completely dependent on him for your release and satisfaction.
He increased the pace and intensity of his thrusts, driving his huge cock even deeper into your quivering pussy with each stroke. The sound of skin slapping against skin echoed throughout the bedroom along with your moans and heavy breathing, bathing both of your ears with exquisite sexual satisfaction.
You were getting closer and closer to the edge of your glorious climax thanks to him continuing to fuck your pussy. Your body shook violently as you felt consumed by the overwhelming effects he had on you, falling non-stop in how good you felt under the total control of his strong hands and arms.
Your voice cracked with each successive wave of ecstasy that washed over you from head to toe.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Fuck... I'm going to cum... ⸺ Leon smiled pleasantly when he saw and felt that you were cumming the moment you told him.
Your pussy contracted around his entire cock and spasmed with pleasure. He loved hearing your carnal cries of release and knowing that he had brought you to orgasmic bliss.
He withdrew his cock from your pussy to immediately thrust it into you, hitting your sensitive spot once again and sending you spiraling into a hell of joy and stimulation as he slammed into your cervix non-stop.
Quickly releasing your neck to grab your hair and pulling your head down without much care, kissing your jaw and mouth as your face is pressed against his.
ㅤㅤ⸺ That's it... ⸺ he gasped into your lips as he felt your lush, hot fluids flooding his balls.
His cock continued to penetrate you despite hearing your muffled moans, taking you towards the peak of your orgasm. You rocked wildly towards him, your hips crashing into his pelvis as you desperately tried to prolong your moment of ecstasy as long as possible while eating from his full lips.
Your voice was hoarse and irregular as you screamed his name between sobs and cries of release as you were briefly separated, your body racked with pleasure and euphoria as you felt completely consumed by the overwhelming sensations that ran through every fiber of your being.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Leon… ⸺ you whimpered in your release, ⸺ I'm cumming for you…
Leon growled triumphantly, admiring how you continued to tremble in pleasure against his pelvis thanks to having climaxed from his rough thrusts. Fascinated by contemplating your absolute submission and the knowledge that he was the one who brought you to this state of dependency.
With your orgasmic contractions reigning over your body, he pulled out of your pussy to let the thick head of his cock litter your swollen lips with a few drops of cum before entering you again with one last forceful thrust. Sinking deep inside your vibrant walls and causing another round of intense ecstasy for both of you as he bathed your insides in his warm, thick liquid.
Your body convulsed from the intensity of your orgasm, your inner walls clenching tightly around his throbbing cock to milk wave after wave of his cum. Letting out a series of high-pitched moans as you desperately tried to fuck his cock, your voice already hoarse and strained after screaming his name without pause.
When the orgasmic contractions subsided, you lay exhausted and breathless against the wall. You were still shaking with aftershocks as tears of pleasure ran down your warm, flushed cheeks, gasping for more of his attention.
He pulled his cock out of your pussy slowly as he released you, savoring the sight of your dilated entrance emptying as he walked away, leaving behind a trail of sticky semen from your inner walls that joined his swollen glans to your open, dilated opening.
With an inviting smile, he grabbed your neck again to turn your face roughly, forcing you to look at him with eyes full of devotion and docility.
ㅤㅤ⸺ It was fun, wasn’t it? ⸺ he asked mockingly.
You lay there, panting heavily and shuddering from the intense orgasm that had just ravaged your body. Your skin was flushed and slippery with sweat, and your breathing was labored and ragged. You couldn't help but feel a strange sense of satisfaction and contentment at the pleasure.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Do you want me to fuck you again? ⸺ he whispered against your neck, kissing it between brief pauses like your soft, moist lips.
Despite feeling completely suffocated and withered, you felt an irresistible attraction towards Leon. The mix of pain and pleasure he had inflicted on you left you craving more.
You nodded weakly in response, unable to find the words to express yourself because of the lingering effects of the intense orgasms you had shared. Biting his bottom lip softly to suck on it as he held your neck tightly and demanded an answer.
Leon smiled as he saw the desire in your eyes and your small gesture on his lips, kissing you one last time before releasing you to take a bottle of lubricant from the nightstand next to you. Pouring some into his hand before beginning to coat his cock in the slippery substance. Looking at you and smiling lasciviously, waiting for your answer to his question.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Use your words, beautiful.
You watched Leon cover his cock with the lube, your eyes hungrily fixated on the large, lingering erection dripping with cum as he prepared to shove it back into you. You felt a sharp pang of arousal and longing deep within you, despite being exhausted from the relentless sex you had been having.
Your voice shook as you finally found the courage to speak up and make your request known.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Please... Fuck me again... ⸺ you whispered. ⸺ I need more of your cock inside me…
With each word leaving your trembling lips, you couldn't help but think of all the times you had fantasized about Leon since you met him thanks to his son. Persistent and undeniable thoughts when breaking up with him and being clear about your goal of having him fuck you.
Leon laughed as he heard you, understanding that you were now completely addicted to him and his cock. It made him sick to see you so helpless and dependent, and he knew there was no way you could resist anything he told you to do.
He pressed himself against your back again, aligning his cock with your waiting entrance and slowly pushing forward until he buried himself deep inside you once more.
Firmly gripping one side of your hips as he began to thrust and thrust into your still-tight pussy, using it as leverage to sink even deeper each time he pulled out and thrust inwards.
You moaned loudly as he slid back into your pussy, filling you with his thick, throbbing cock again. Your body instinctively arched in his direction to grind your ass into his pelvis, seeking more of his cock, as you continued to crave the pleasure and pain that only he could provide you.
The combination of physical sensations that coursed through your being made it difficult for you to concentrate on anything other than the primary impulses that fell on your hips and desires for him.
Leon grunted in pleasure as he felt the heat of your pussy covering the entirety of his cock again, completely arousing him. He thrived on the sound of your moans of pleasure mixed with pain at his size, knowing that he was destroying you even more with every pelvic thrust he exerted.
His pace gradually increased, becoming faster and more forceful as he attempted to take you to the brink of ecstasy and beyond. Gripping your hips with both hands tightly to guide his thrusts into your pussy even more.
With each powerful thrust, he roughly spanked your buttocks, leaving shiny red marks on your skin.
ㅤㅤ⸺ You love this, don’t ya? ⸺ he asked between labored breaths.
You whimpered softly, feeling the agitated sensations coursing through your body, bringing you closer and closer to climax. The combination of pain and joy was almost too much for you, but you couldn't say no to any of this.
The thick head of his cock hit your cervix repeatedly and incessantly, sending waves of satisfaction from your lower belly. Your body shook violently against him, making your tits bounce and drop beads of sweat onto your abdomen. Clinging to his hands and almost digging your nails into his skin.
Leon felt a sense of boom and control, watching you squirm under his relentless assault and knowing that he was tearing you apart piece by piece. It pleased him to see you under his command, unable to resist or fight no matter how hard you tried, if you were even going to try.
With each powerful thrust, he spanked your ass harder and more frequently, using the stinging blows to motivate you to fully submit to his demands. His cock buried itself in your pussy with merciless precision, crushing your cervix again and again as he dragged you from one orgasm to the next.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Goddamn, you're so fucking tight… ⸺ he grunted breathlessly. ⸺ Just perfect for my cock…
You moaned and moaned non-stop as he continued to fuck your pussy, bringing you to the brink of climax quickly.
You could feel your walls shaking with need, desperately trying to hold on to what little control you had left. You trembled non-stop, approaching the peak of pure pleasure.
Between the numerous and constant strokes sinking into your depths, you let out a long, drawn-out moan that seemed to last an eternity. Indicating how close you were to reaching glorious ecstasy.
He increased the intensity of his spanks even more, delivering them to you with greater force and speed as he sought to break you whole. Each slap stung fervently against your sensitive buttocks, adding another layer of stimulation to the mix of bliss and sting that dragged you from one climax to the next.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Cumming soon, aren't ya?
You gasped as you felt yourself on the brink of orgasm once again, your body shaking with anticipation and excitement. Choking all of Leon's placid, throbbing cock tightly between your walls, approaching the point of no return with every meaty friction.
The crush of everything on the situation you found yourself in was too much for you, but you refused to give in despite the exhausting sensations coursing through you. Your nipples stood proudly, begging for attention, as your insides clenched and released rhythmically in time with his thrusts.
The throbbing of his cock intensified along with the hardening of him inside you, approaching climax from your pussy screaming for his release. He could feel the warmth of your flows engulf him, and he knew it wouldn't be long before you were lost in the sensations washing over you.
His balls tightened slightly as he felt the first hints of his impending orgasm beginning to build, prompting him to increase the pace and force of his thrusts by the second. Raising one of his hands to feel and squeeze one of your soft and demanding tits, squeezing it as he sticks to your sweaty back.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Shit… Almost there… ⸺ he gasped. ⸺ Hold on and cum with me.
You moaned softly between gasps of air, your entire body shaking from the intensity of the sensations coursing through your nerve endings. Squeezing every last drop of pleasure out of him and releasing the euphoric high that threatened to consume you. The waves of pleasure crashed against you like an earthquake, leaving you breathless and exhausted.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Lee- fuck... ⸺ you screamed weakly, surrendering to the overwhelming sensations that consumed your mind and body.
Leon felt his cock twitching and throbbing as your orgasm washed over him, sending warm waves of satisfaction radiating throughout his body. Causing him to moan deeply and release a burst of hot cum into your pussy, filling your womb and cervix with intermittent discharges of his semen.
He leaned back slightly on his hips, allowing some of the excess of his cum to drip down your clit, staining it, before he began to pump himself even more into your fleshy, hot walls. Using your buttocks for support again and grabbing them tightly to slam yourself into his pelvis.
The combined sensation of joy and fullness made him excessively horny, but he forced himself to maintain some control as he continued to fuck you relentlessly. Seeking not to leave a drop of his cum outside your delicate, swollen pink folds.
ㅤㅤ⸺ That's it, darling... ⸺ he moaned.
You felt sated, reveling in the fact that his cock was spilling inside you, clenching tightly around him as you tried to milk every last drop of his thick cum with his help. You could barely speak, your voice reduced to little more than weak moans and half-formed words as you gave yourself over completely to the crushing emotions that were drowning you.
The taste and smell of your arousal mixed with Leon's lush lust filled your nostrils and mouth as you struggled to catch your breath between gasps. The smell of pure sex filled the surrounding air, burning each other in a fucking lush and disgusting way that you loved.
Leon remained emptying himself inside your endearing pussy, allowing himself a few moments to bask in the glow of your pleasure. Savoring the feeling of being so intimately connected with you, sharing the unique experiences.
With his cock still buried inside your seismic walls, he slowly withdrew it until only the tip remained buried, letting it rest kissing and pulsing inside your dilated entrance for a moment before pulling it out whole. He watched as drops of his cum oozed from the tight, pink lips of your pussy, marking you as his for this brief moment.
ㅤㅤ⸺ I loved fucking you… ⸺ he whispered against your neck.
You narrowed your eyes at Leon, his voice barely audible as he spoke between heavy breaths.
ㅤㅤ⸺ I... I also... loved it... Leon...
You couldn't quite believe your current situation — your ex-boyfriend's father was filling you with his semen, and you were enjoying every impudent second. You had fantasized about having him and having him fuck you, and now your dreams were coming true before your very eyes.
Leon saw the look of pure ecstasy on your face and felt his heart swell with affection and fascination for you. He knew you were experiencing something truly extraordinary — having felt his big cock opening your closed pussy to the limits of his and filling you with each thrust.
He rested his hands on the sides of your waist against the wall to capture your lips in a searing kiss, pouring all of his desire and passion into it as he plunged his tongue into your mouth, dominating it just as he had dominated you.
You grabbed his hands, placing yours over his to intertwine your fingers while he kissed you passionately. Entangling both tongues in a dance of heat and abundant saliva that gathered and mixed non-stop with every second that the kiss extended.
His cock throbbed painfully as you thought about how good he felt buried inside your eager cunt, how he filled you and left you craving more of his thick cum. He wanted nothing more than to continue fucking you in this raw and wild way, but he knew you needed a break.
He broke the kiss for a brief moment to look into your eyes.
ㅤㅤ⸺ Alright, sweetheart, time to rest. ⸺ He spoke. ⸺ Don't worry, I'll continue fucking you later.
You nodded in agreement. Still caught up in the euphoria of being filled by Leon's big cock.
Your pussy was slick with both of your intermingled fluids, and your inner walls clenched tightly around nothing, refusing to let go despite his decision to pause.
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so first komaeda makes a big deal out of apologizing for interrupting (if it wasn't clear he does this sort of thing Often, probably just to ensure everyone's listening to him, i guess) and then says he's suspected tsumiki all along, basically from the start of the investigation. because he had this theory of the case in mind while investigating, he discovered evidence that nobody else noticed. i'm relating this much more succinctly than he does, btw, he drags this whole thing out as long as possible because he's a dramatic bitch. there's also a good joke in here where kuzuryuu yells at komaeda for withholding evidence because "this isn't a game" and monokuma replies "actually, this is a game!" and then monomi pleads with him to not make controversial statements. anyway
so the super-important evidence? well, it's about the rope hinata and komaeda discussed earlier, the one ibuki was found hanging from. there weren't any ropes inside the music venue, so one could assume it was a brand-new rope from the supermarket. however, one spot in the middle of the rope is heavily frayed. this can't be from hanging ibuki, as it's not near where the noose was tied or where it was hooked around the lighting. komaeda's theory is that the rope was wrapped around ibuki's neck and the killer pulled on both ends, strangling her.
hinata suddenly gets indignant and is like, hold up, you've been sitting on this info about the rope the whole time and yet you told me during the investigation that the rope wasn't a clue? komaeda gives a total non-answer that basically just confirms that yes, he was lying (he says that some people are obviously going to lie during murder investigations and jokes that he was just copying the killer a little). of course the actual reason is that they had this conversation in front of tsumiki, but he can't just be normal and say so.
after finally getting to this reveal that he's just updated the autopsy report (lol) komaeda announces he's done talking and refuses to take any further questions about anything he just said. thanks.
most of the group is pretty resistant to the idea that ibuki wasn't hanged, and there seems to be confusion over how this proves tsumiki did it, but hinata points out that they only actually have tsumiki's word to go on that it was a hanging. the monokuma file says she was strangled and never specifies hanging. tsumiki of course did both autopsy reports. if this wasn't a hanging — and the rope evidence suggests it wasn't — then tsumiki lied, and why would she do that unless she was the killer?
komaeda immediately backs hinata up here and says that tsumiki should have been able to tell the difference between strangling and hanging. tsumiki pleads that she's not used to identifying post-mortem injuries, she's not a coroner. this again wins her some support from the others, but komaeda says that even a drunk med student would be able to tell the difference and she's the fucking shsl nurse. she obviously knows better. it's suggested by kuzuryuu that maybe it really was a mistake, just tsumiki being clumsy (she agrees with this), and owari says there's no way tsumiki is a killer and she's going to stand up for the woman who nursed her back to health. komaeda says that that may well be what tsumiki took advantage of in order to kill ibuki — or even if she didn't purposefully try to gain her trust through taking care of her while she was ill, she took advantage of ibuki suffering from an illness that made her believe whatever she was told. she probably willingly followed tsumiki to the music venue. the others still seem skeptical and kuzuryuu asks komaeda if he's only suspecting others of being criminal masterminds because he's projecting. komaeda's like "i'm not a criminal!" (wrong) and tsumiki insists they've got it all wrong and begs forgiveness. komaeda tells her that there's no way he can forgive her. he can't forgive this crime at all.
i should probably point out, about komaeda's behavior this chapter. previously he's made it quite clear that he'll side with the killer if he judges them to "have the most hope" (i.e. if he thinks the plan is clever enough and finds them justifed in their actions). he only turned on hanamura when it was clear hanamura wasn't clever enough to hold his own in an argument, and he was pretty sympathetic towards the kuzuryuu/peko situation last chapter, mostly just urging them to sort out their feelings about each other (not to say he wasn't also a bit of an asshole about it). with tsumiki his attitude is obviously very different. not only is he quite cold towards her, he's actually clearly hoping she does get executed for this. they might not have ever settled on tsumiki as the killer if he didn't bring up the rope evidence (in fact, nearly everyone still seems to have doubts). this all gets further cemented when sonia says they still haven't decided if tsumiki is guilty and komaeda basically says "you guys are too nice. if you want to believe she's innocent i won't stop you, but is that really your hope?" then owari threatens to beat him up.
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If you have time for it can you consider doing an Izzy Hands x reader fic? Anything from platonic angst to pinning this skruckly man like one of those bugs in glass cases- what ever you think is best/comfortable with (love ur writing btw, it’s rlly good)
abso fucking lutely i can, i didn't think anyone would ever ask
mutual pining with izzy hands
pairing(s): izzy hands x gn!reader, brief mentions of oluwande x jim, lucius x black pete and edward x stede
warnings: mutual pining that results in a relationship, slight angst, slight deviation from plot (relationship between ed and stede is somewhat established on ship, stede never leaves), probably ooc izzy <3
izzy is the type to repress the feeling that he has for you out of sheer embarrassment and shame.
he feels like you could do so much better than him, especially since you've seen him do some horrible things, seeing as you've been apart of blackbeard's crew for so long too, so he'll just stare longingly at you across the room and imagine you next to him, your hand wrapped in his as he leans his head against yours
sometimes he sees you joking around with stede and just wants to run over and sweep you off your feet, he knows stede is committed and loyal to his boss, but he still can't help the twinge of jealousy
i feel like lucius picked up on the mutual feelings really fast? but only told nlack pete, who often point out the signs of your mutual feelings to eachother.
"look, babe, their pinkie fingers are interlocked!" "lucius, is it me or have they been staring into eachother's eyes for waaaay too long?" "izzy has been a little less agressive lately, don't ya think?"
ed definitely noticed a small change in izzy, but couldn't pinpoint why, so he fills stede in and stede is equally as clueless
i feel like one night izzy's desperation to be in your arms just gets so overwhelming that he just sits on his bed, with his head in his hands, when he would usually be bossing the crew around. lucius goes to check on him because it feels weird without him bossing them around and he just. finds izzy as a shell of the man he usually is
"izzy-?" "get the fuck out!" "izzy were you- crying?" "sigh no i was just pitying myself" and then they have an entire therapy session that izzy is reluctant to even talk in. eventually he opens up about liking someone and lucius goes "ok so you like them, y/n i mean, are you gonna do anything about it?!" izzy just freezes, his jaw hitting the floor
from that moment on, izzy finds himself feeling a lot less comfortable with showing his feelings for you. he'd do stuff like smile fondly at you for absolutely no reason, accept your hugs (and even prolong them), gently reach for your hand under the table, he even finds himself getting sleepy when it's just the two of you in a room together, he usually never feels that comfortable around anyone
as soon as he notices the feelings reciprocated, he takes the opportunity once you're alone together to gently pull you closer towards him and kiss you, honestly after it he's left stunned by his own confidence, but as soon as you reciprocate the kiss he just melts and grins
i feel like his love language is either physical touch, acts of service or words of affirmation, so once you confess your adoration for eachother he's the sweetest man you've ever met. every chance he gets he'll say "i love you" or praise you for something you've done on the ship today, even if it's just cheered Edward up or got rid of some pesky birds, this man is s whipped that he'll shower you with praise. "thank you so much darling, you did amazing today"
one time, you had a really good idea to cheer ed up so he just lit up and ran over to you, kissed you and then dashed towards ed's room, only realising his mistake once he got to the door of ed's room. to make it worse he was grinning like an idiot and shouted "oh my god! you're fucking brilliant!" atter he kissed you and ran off.
for the rest of the week, everyone just stared at him like a vulture, dumbfounded expressions on their faces as they struggled to comprehend how they hadn't noticed anything before, surely you'd been a thing for ages for izzy to even think about doing that? lucius just stood there, leaning against the rail with a sly smirk on his face. "you knew lucius?!" olu and jim just kinda gawk as lucius innocently shrugs
after a while the shock blew over and everyone just accepted that you and izzy were a thing, despite neither of you directly telling them that the two of you were dating. the only exception to that was ed.
"so, izzy, ive heard a rumour that you and y-" izzy just groans and throws his head back, already knowing what's about to come. "yeah- we are" he sighs, his eyes flashing back up to his boss for a sign of approval, only to see ed with a proud smile on his face, he claps izzy on the shoulder and congratulates him "im proud of you iz, you deserve eachother more than anything on this planet deserves air, i've always thought the two of you would be perfect together, i'm so glad you've finally found the one that'll stop you from being such an ass" he grins after finishing and chuckles, clearly showing that he's joking, and then he goes on a ramble about how he tried to set the two of you up once, but neither of you noticed. izzy finds himself tearing up slightly at the words and even gives ed a small smile. he rushes off to tell you all about it, only to find ed had done the exact same thing to you a day before, but ed had poured more feeling and pride into his words to izzy.
after that izzy vows not to give a single shit what anyone else thinks and proudly wraps an arm around you infront of the crew, after a while they just get used to it snd just completely normalize the new lovey dovey izzy
he's even more accepting and positive of ed and stede's relationship after it, it's as if the pure, unbridled love and adoration for you has defeated the anger and hatred that previously defined him
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Hello friends! Here is my contribution to the Bakugou Birthday Bash! The master link will be linked here ! Please enjoy my bit of an angsty fic! And all of the other art and works that are on the master list! Enjoy the big bakugou blow out and remember to leave a comment on your favorite pieces! Happy birthday ya shitty man! (Lowkey become 3d please)
Warning: he's 28 btw 😂 (my fic says so also)
It shouldn't be this fucking hard to get groceries and booze. It's a quick and easy errand. Everything already pre-ordered for an important birthday that just needed to be picked up. And yet here you were crying in your car trying to get it together before the attendant asked for the order name. Honestly you had texted out "I can't do this today. Sorry." Several times before deleting it, telling yourself not to hit send. But you would have to be having the worst mental day of your life wouldn't you? Today of all days, how fucking selfish of you.
Especially with the amount of time and effort you and Kirishima had put into this idea. Since New Year's actually, months and months of planning after the two of you had gotten shit faced at Denki and Mina's new years party, creating the brain child. All after bonding over switching patrol partners six months before, you had gotten Bakugou and he had gotten Ashido. Kirishima and yourself giggle over stupid things to the side of the party, people watching as you took shots. Kirishima points towards a normally grumpy blonde.
"Wow I think he's actually having fun." You snort, as you watch Bakugou hide his rare cat smile behind a sip of his beer as Mina makes Denki the butt of a joke.
"He actually loves parties. He never says it so people just think he's a wet blanket." Kirishima laughs, pouring the two of you another shot. Bakugou lets out a particularly loud laugh after 'Dunce Face' proves Mina's point. I guess that would be the time that it started.
When you started to fall. His laugh makes your cheeks deepen in hue and burn, to want to hear it again, to watch it again and learn all of the other sides of your patrol partner that he obviously only reserved for his closest friends.
"Let's throw him a great birthday party." You say, holding up your shot as a devilish smile spreads over sharp teeth. The mountainous man clinks your shot glass before he adds.
"Let's." In unison the two of you down the burning liquid as the plan comes into fruition.
Four months, four months and nineteen days of you thinking of nothing but your patrol partner with whom you got extremely close with since New Year's. So why? Why today of all days were you struggling? Why would normal everyday tasks feel more as if you were wading through mud than the breeze they should have been? You flip down the visor, looking yourself in the eye through little square mirror as you grit your teeth hissing
"Get your shit together."
Your little pep talk helps you get the several cakes and the cart full of booze that everyone requested, planning to make this the best birthday ever. Helping Kirishima set his house up with decorations, setting out the snacks, catering and even pouring some drinks as guests began to arrive to set down their gifts and help with the last minute touches before hiding. Masking through the pit in your stomach as you smiled at all of your friends as they poured in through Kirishima's door. Through the weighted emptiness you felt as each one wrapped you into a tight hug, already praising you and Kirishima for the amazing effort, that Bakugou would be so surprised when it was more than just you and Kirishima here. . Finally you had to go and get the guest of honor just before sundown to catch him before he went to bed. A much needed breather from the constant smiling and forcing a laugh that everyone thought sounded genuine.
Enjoying the silence of the evening train as it pulled you across town to the unsuspecting blonde. And maybe you could have made it through the night from your shitty pep talk or at least through getting the freshly 28 year old to his party but instead you catch your reflection in the window. Your facial features weighted with exhaustion, shoulders hunched allowing your body to continue to produce cortisol. Tears prick your eyes as you deep low, too low. Remembering everything and nothing all at once, steeping in guilt as you beg yourself for just a few more hours. That the depression episode can happen when you're home and alone, after the party goes off without a hitch. Tears fall anyway and they do all the way to Bakugou's until you finally get enough control to step out of yourself for a moment. Ringing the doorbell several times as a smile is plastered on your face, the door swings open. Bakugou's eyes narrow as they take you in, he notices that something is off. Your smile is a little too wide, your eyes rimmed red but he says nothing about it. Instead he lets his initial anger come forth.
"Oi! I told you to fuckin' text me when you were on the train so I could meet you at the station!" He growls, slamming his door shut and pocketing his keys. Deadly and sweaty hands deep in the pockets of his leather jacket as his palms itch to hold onto something else. Garnet eyes track your own hands as you reach over your head stretching.
"Yea yea, I hear you Dad." You tease giving him a look, "I still made it okay."
"Kirishima should have come instead of you that fuckin hair for brains." He snarls keeping pace with you as he always does on patrol.
"I know Dad must be sad cause his favorite didn't come to pick him up." You try not to sound dejected, nudging him in the ribs to distract from the crack in your voice, "Happy birthday ya big lug."
Bakugou cuts you a glare, mind racing before his barks out a "Thanks."
Comfortable silence stretches between the two of you before you two hit the train station, passing a corner store.
"Was shitty hair burning dinner? Do I need to stop for back up?" His thumb hooks over his shoulder towards the neon as he stands idle waiting for you to jog your memory. Kirishima had burned the last friend's dinner making Bakugou so angry he walked six blocks to make something that was 'FUCKIN EDIBLE!' while you tried to air out his apartment. You laugh loudly, genuinely for the first time that day causing Bakugou's shoulders to sag with relief. In the ten months he had been working with you he had only seen you faking a smile or laugh once or twice. Then the time after that you were absent from work the next day or two forcing him to patrol with Denki but worse yet...making him worry.
"Guess I'll grab something just in case." He gave you his back so you wouldn't see his face or the faint blush that dusted his cheeks.
"No, no! I ordered out this time. From that famous chef you like." Bakugou glares your way, digging in his back pocket for his wallet.
"How much." He demands through gritted teeth while you show him the palms of your hands in surrender.
"Woah woah! It's your birthday gift! You can't pay me back for dinner! I'd sooner burn the money before I'd accept it from you!" Your watch dings with a message from Kirishima asking for an ETA. You grab onto Bakugou's hand pulling him along into a run as you shout over your shoulder.
"We're gonna be late!"
Oh how Bakugou wished you hadn't done that, he was already struggling to keep his heart beat even when you were around and now to grab onto him. To pull him along in a hurry like those cheesy insta posts that couples did on their "grand adventure" together. He swallows the lump in his throat as he reminds himself that you are nothing more than his patrol partner. His friend at best.
Even though the train was mostly empty Bakugou stood closely by you, as he always did when the two of you were in a crowded space. He had seen how most men took advantage of the situation and he hated the idea of that happening to you although he knew you were more than capable of handling it on your own. Hell you could kick even his ass but he would die before ever admitting that. Instead he watches you talk about what you ordered for dinner and how you got the cake from that bakery Sato works part time at, the same one he got your birthday cake from but he doesn't hear a word. Instead all he can see is the golden light from the setting sun worshiping you. Kissing your skin to make it glow, giving your eyes a hue that makes his heart fall into his stomach and illuminating you in a true light. A radiant ethereal thing is what you were and Bakugou was just lucky enough to be standing by you. So out of it he doesn't realize the two of you are at your stop.
"Uh Suki?" Your voice is soft paired with the setting sun has him acting weird. He leans closer to you, pulled by some invisible force before he stops himself as he watches you look up at him beneath long lashes.
"You okay?" You ask almost nervously from his proximity, the smell of spice and caramel wrap around you making you feel warm and fuzzy. Temporarily making you forget that you were trying to act on the train, making you relax as you just talked to Bakugou. He sucks his teeth as he picks up your bag to sling over his shoulder.
"Yea but you were gonna forget your whole damn purse like you always do." He huffs, this time he was the one pulling at your hand in a rush before the doors closed to trap you two on the train. His hand feels warm in yours, his grip tight as he drags you along before pulling you within his sight, another habit of his you happened to notice. Almost reluctantly he lets go of you hand as Kirishima's house comes into view.
"We better have a good time tonight patrol Princess or you owe me a special birthday gift." He laughs causing you to roll your eyes at his stupid nickname that stuck after your first day with him, adamant that the two of you take your route instead of his it was a huge argument. But it was a good thing he listened to the "princess", it put the two of you smack dab in the middle of a robbery. You stick out your tongue.
"Trust me. You're gonna have a good time!" You push him up the steps as he bats away your hands. Opening the front door before everyone jumps out of various and bad hiding spots.
"SURPRISE!!" All of the alumni of class A and some of B shout, a select few already slurring their words. Bakugou's scowl turns into a smirk before he looks over his shoulder at you.
"Aw you did this to me?" His voice is teasing but his eyes almost sparkle, you nod encouraging him to go deeper into the party. As he does people flock to him laughing and yelling out happy birthday until he's sick of hearing it. All the while your smile wanes with the night. Until an hour in that heavy episode hits you full force. Numbness setting in where happiness should be, rotting as it turns to shame and guilt as you watch your friend, your crush, enjoy his night. Bringing a glass bottle to his lips as he talks with Kirishima, who then presses a shot into his hands. Bodies dancing to the house music that beat out of the speakers competing with chatter and laughter.
It felt weird to watch everyone truly enjoying themselves while you felt low. It felt more as if you were standing outside of the house, looking in through the window to see everyone enjoying themselves, no one even knowing who you were as you stared in.
You felt distant, alone. What a shitty way to feel in a room full of people, none of it being their fault and so the guilt pressed harder. Eyes watering as they lingered on the blonde who deserved this celebration and more. Making you decide to give the best birthday gift of them all.
To slip away upstairs and onto the roof, to give the room space to breathe when you felt like suffocating.
Crying to no one but the moon.
And no one noticed. Two hours slip by before Kirishima insists that Bakugou make a wish and eat cake before everyone gets too drunk too. The entire house drunkenly sings happy birthday but Bakugou notices a voice missing. Yours that's just a touch off key, not to mention he didn't hear you say the stupid nickname 'Suki' where his name should be in the song. Plus you weren't one to miss out on dessert. For as long as Bakugou has been working with you, you never turned down the opportunity for sweets. Whether that was taking the long way back to the agency to try to catch a certain street vendor or to hover by the deserts at a party to pick the very best treat.
And if it was a birthday party, you never could shut up that y'all could not leave until after they blew out the candles and made a wish.
His eyes linger for a second longer, making sure he didn't miss you before his heart sinks. He takes in a sharp inhale, thinks on his wish and blows out the candles.
Meanwhile you hear the cheers of everyone down stairs and sob into your knees. You missed your favorite part of birthdays. Of hoping they make a wish that comes true, of watching their face as they think of something quickly or how some people tear up when they finally realize just how loved they are on their birthday.
It isn't long after that do you hear the sound of combat boots on shingles. Whipping your head up in the direction of the sound. Stomach clenching with guilt as you watch Bakugou walking towards you with a slice of cake.
"Brought ya some cake, since I didn't hear you sing off key to me." He says sinking down beside you as you furiously wipe at your tears.
"I'm-um."
"You don't gotta explain yourself to me." He snarls as you stare dumbly at your cake, "You know that."
"I know…" Silence passes slowly, the moon shines overhead and the party carries on below.
"Well, I'm waiting!" Bakugou says dramatically, "You gonna sing or am I gonna have to sing to myself?"
"Oh." It makes you giggle a bit before you blush, realizing he is serious. You take a deep breath before singing "just off key" when you don't, to him.
"Sukiiiiii!" Relief washes over his features when he hears the dumb ass name, "Happy birthday to youuuuuu!"
"Okay, now you can eat the damn cake." He grunts, his smile never wavering as he looks to the empty street below. You follow his eyes, chewing the inside of your lip, setting the cake down.
"What'd you wish for…" Curiosity gets the better of you and earns his intense gaze. He smirks, scoffing at the end.
"You always say you shouldn't tell or it won't come true." He laughs at your pout, before he finally admits "I wished for courage."
With a furrowed brow you give him a puzzled look, he just holds your gaze.
"Why? You're like the bravest hero I know!" Bakugou can hear the truth in your voice, you aren't saying it just to fucking stroke his ego.
You actually meant it, making this conversation that much harder.
"Yea except when it comes to this one thing I want to do. Its fuckin easy and I've done it hundreds of times just as I'm about to do it I fucking back down cause I'm probably fuckin reading into things too much." He leans in closer, again his smell mesmerizes you, causing your body to visibly relax, "Too much of a fuckin bitch, thinking she doesn't want me like I want her. So I wished for the courage to follow through. To fuckin' just do it."
Your heart is racing out of your chest before one of his hands finds the nape of your neck pulling you into a feverish kiss. Teeth gnashing from the passion, lips perfectly modeling to the other before tongues lightly dance around one another. Lengthening seconds into hours with just a few head tilts and plush lips. You moan into his mouth, he pulls away, eyes clouded with lust as a string of spit connects your tongues. He pants, face flushed and his hand warm, almost burning at the nape of your neck, the shingle by his hand charred from restraint as he pants out.
"I wished for you."
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First meet (part 1)
Characters: Jake and female Mc
Genre: Fluff and romance
Summary: Everything's over except Jake and mc love which is growing more and more day by day. So fate decides them to meet each other.
-Oh man... I don't feel like cooking today, and I'm so God damn bored.
You huffed while lying on your couch on the weekend day.
-what should I do you think, and then an idea pops on your mind.
-Yeah, I should disturb him a bit. You grin cheekily at your idea and then grab your phone to text your love.
Yeah you will text Jake. It's been around two and a half month since Hannah was found and MWAF was caught.
You thought that Jake would immediately cut contacts with you after the case was over, but that didn't happen. Instead you both still text till today.
You both have confessed your feelings towards each other and he has even promised you that one day you both would be together. Jake is not the shy person which you thought he would be. Instead he is confident enough and his boldness is enough for you to give you butterflies and to make your knees tremble.
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YOU
Hey Jake:)
How is my baby?
Jake is now online
JAKE
Hey beautiful <3
I'm good what about you?
YOU
I'm bored Jake -_-
JAKE
Wanna have some fun? ;)
YOU
Ugh! You and your dirty mind
JAKE
Only for you beautiful ;)
YOU
Baby, I miss you so much.
I so desperately want to meet you.
I want to hug you. Kiss you like there's no tomorrow. I want to be with you forever.
When will you come....?
JAKE
Hey love, don't cry.
Jake hacked your camera and saw you through it.
I have a good news.
YOU
You are free😲😲?
When? Where ? Time?
JAKE
Uh.....
I'm not free.
My pursuers are still after me.
But now this will only last for a few more weeks. I have figured a way to get rid of them and I'll soon be with you love.
YOU
Oh! That's wonderful😁
Can you meet me, somewhere please??
You can come at my house today. After all you'll get free soon, so you can roam around a bit right?
JAKE
I'm sorry love, today I'm busy a bit. So I can't come.
YOU
Oh
JAKE
Hey, hey. Don't worry. I will plan something soon and I promise you I'll do my best.
YOU
Thank you so much Jake.
JAKE
:)
YOU Elephants are jumping inside my stomach. I gotta go and eat something.
JAKE
Hehe
Bye beautiful <3
YOU
Talk to you later love.❤
Jake is offline
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Uh...
I don't want to spend my day on the couch.
You think for a bit to what to do next.
-I'll go to the restaurant, and get a take out. Then I'll enjoy my time in the park.
I should even visit the new botique by the restaurant.
You take a shower, then rummage through your closet searching for something nice to wear.
You wear a knee length yellow floral dress paired with white sneakers and a small hair clip on your beautiful beach waves.
You take a mirror selfie and immediately send it your man.
The picture effortlessly highlights your curves and your beauty.
One would be lying if they said that you don't look pretty.
Jake is online
JAKE
If I would have been there, then you wouldn't be able to get off from your bed for the whole day.
Your cheeks blushed reading his flirty text.
YOU
Oh, really! I'd like to see😉
JAKE
Don't mess with me babygirl or you'll regret.
YOU
Bye babe 😆
JAKE
You really leaving after turning me on. That's not fair.
Jake is offline
YOU
Everything is fair in war and love babe☺
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JAKE POV
-God, that girl is really making me nervous. He mumbled before deciding to order food for himself.
Tring Tring. Tring Tring.
-Great now. Their home delivery service is closed today.
-Ugh! I'm really craving Chinese today.
I should get a take out and come back quickly.
He mumbled to himself then went to his laptop to check the condition of his pursuers.
-Wow, I'm really progressing quickly. I'll be free soon. I can't wait to meet Mc.
-I should surprise her today with an unexpected home visit.
But wait.
Ugh.
She was going somewhere today. Ufff. Then tomorrow. And that's final.
He dressed in his usual black hoodie and a plain denim jeans then went to Chinese to fulfill his hunger for food.
MC POV
Hmm... this dress looks sexy. I should buy this.
You giggle at yourself then buy all the dresses you like and head to your favourite restaurant.
-I'm so glad they have elevators here, or else I would have died walking up to the sixth floor to the restaurant.
You sigh, then go to the counter to order your food. You notice a strange man dressed in all black ordering food for almost four people.
- Looks like that man really like Chinese.
You mumble to yourself then go back to the counter to pay for your food.
JAKE POV
- $120
-Sure, here.
He pays for his food in cash then start going back to the exit.
" Stairs under construction. Please use the elevator. Sorry for inconvenience. ⛑⛑"
- what the fuck!
Ugh..... Now I have to use the lifts.
Jake covers his head with his hoodie then enters the elevator with his head down.
He presses the the button for ground floor then wait for the elevator door to close. But before it could close completely, a woman sticks her shoes in between the doors the prevent it from closing.
Jake looks to up to see the person and gets shocked as hell when she enters the elevator and stands beside him.
MC POV
After paying for the food you rushes to the exit when you saw that the doors of lift were about to close.
Yiu stick your shoes there, then enters the little room.
"Thank God I entered on time or else I would have to wait for more ten minutes "
You glance on your side and saw the same hoodie man staring at you with wide eyes.
What's up with him. You think in your mind.
" I know I'm beautiful, mister. But if you would stare at me with that wide eyes then it may pop out"
You joke at the man who now seems embarrassed at his actions.
He clears his throat then look away. But his gaze is still on you. He observes your every movement like he adores you the most.
After a few minutes you notice that the elevator is going down really slowly. You must have reached down till now but you were still moving from 5th to the 4th floor.
- "isn't this lift to- aaahhhhhhh!"
You screamed loudly when the elevator started shaking rapidly and the lights were flickering on and off.
There was a loud thud on the roof of the elevator and you fell directly on the man beside you. If he wouldn't have hold you, you would have crashed your head roughly against the wall.
The lights went off and the room became dark. You started shivering with fear while still clinging to the man. He embraced you and patted your head a few times to calm you down. Minutes passed and then the light came back.
You came back to your senses when you saw that you were hugging the stranger.
You immediately pulled back blushing and mumbling apologise
- "I....I'm so-....sorry"
- "It's okay beautiful" the man said with a smirk after seeing you blushing and stuttering
JAKE POV
Mc fell on me when the elevator crashed and started shivering. She really is a cute tiny little thing. Jake thought in his mind
When Mc let go off him, he saw that she was blushing like a tomato.
Wow, she looks so cute. I should tease her and see her reaction to a stranger flirting with her.
- "It's okay beautiful" I said after her stuttering apologies.
She blushed even more but then pulled herself together and said
- "Yeah, don't call me that"
- "Why not? You're beautiful so I can call you" I said smirking.
- "Uh....I should press the alarm button because we are stuck"
She pressed the alarm button a few times but it didn't work.
- "look what's written over there. It says the alarm is out of use. You should call that number which is given below it" I said pointing at the number.
I had no intention of staying in the lift forever, but if it's with my love then I can have second thoughts.
I took the phone out from my pocket then started disabling the cameras in the lift. I have already disabled the restaurant's camera before coming but not of the elevators. It's because, I never use lifts to change floors as they are too risky. But I was forced to use it today because the stairs were damaged.
I was in my own thoughts when I heard Mc yelling at someone on the phone
- "Yeah, what do you mean by 3-4 hours? You want us to die inside? I'll report you then you'll lose your fucking license. What kind of service do-"
Before she could shout more and make the situation worse, I snatched her phone away from her then spoke in a different voice "take your time but don't take too long or else we'll might suffocate here. Yeah thank you and please hurry"
I said to the manager then hung up the call returning her phone back.
- "Great. Now we are stuck here for an eternity"
She said in an irritating voice.
I should annoy and tease her more, I thought to myself then proceeded to my actions.
- "why are you worrying babe? You are here with a handsome man like me. Trust me I won't let you feel bored." I said in a flirty tone.
- "Stop calling me with those names. And handsome? Haha I've never heard a better joke. You look like an alien" She said
*Mc in her mind- btw, he is really very handsome. Uh don't think like that for him*
- "What? alien? Me? I'm offended babe. But you can't do anything cause you are stuck here with me now"
I said, then took off my hoodie revealing me only in my navy blue tshirt.
MC POV
After his heavy flirting, he took off his hoodie showing him only in his thin tshirt.
You couldn't take your eyes off him. He was muscular and well built.
*Wow he's really something. Ugh stop drooling over her Mc. You have your Jake so no other men. But God he really depicts as I imagined Jake. Ocean blue eyes, shiny black hair and so nice-*" you were interrupted out of your thoughts when he again started flirting with you.
- " Stop staring at me, I know I'm handsome and hot but if you will open your eyes that wide then it will pop out" He said mimicking your previous words.
You cleared your throat and looked away saying " why did you removed your hoodie?"
- " Because it's too hot in here."
He said taking a step towards you.
- "yeah, wh-what do you think you're do-doing ?"
You stutterd at him backing off a bit.
Seeing you going back, he smirked and again took a few steps towards you until your back was pressed against the wall.
He put both of his hands beside your head and leaned a bit towards your face saying.
- "Are you scared babe? I won't do anything............without your permission "
You didn't utter a single word because you were completely shocked. Not by his actions but by yourself. You thought only Jake could make you blush and give you butterflies in your stomach with his flirty texts. But here this complete stranger is making you feel nervous as hell and you were blushing like a tomato.
- "Do you want to be my girlfriend? I promise I won't disappoint" He said leaning a bit more forward. Your faces were now only a few inches apart. He tucked a strand of your hair behind your ear seeing your reaction. Your whole body got an electric shock just with a simple touch of his.
"*No, this is wrong. I only want Jake and no one else.*" You thought to yourself and then pushed him away from you.
- "Stay away from me, you pervert. And don't touch me. And for the record, I already have a boyfriend."
He knew well that you were talking about him but how little did you know that your love was this close to you.
- "Oh really?"
- "Yes really" you said.
- "Don't worry babe. I'm sure he won't mind if you'd flirt with me. In fact he would be happy" He said making you confused.
- "Oh yeah? You don't know who he is. And if I'd tell him that there was an alien harassing me in the elevator, he won't spare you."
- "Why? is he a police or a psycho who would kill me?" He asked amused.
- "Trust me he's not a police but he's much more powerful than them. And he's not psycho. So mind your own business and fuck off."
You said to him visibly angry. You can't control yourself when someone bad mouthed him.
- "Hmm.. looks like you really like him"
- "No. I love him"
He let out a happy chuckle then said "Now your boyfriend will say you to kiss me"
He turned around from your side then started doing something.
You ignored him, then took out your phone for time pass.
You saw Jake was online so you immediately went to his chat.
YOU
Hey babe :)
JAKE
Hi beautiful. <3
I'm offended.
YOU
Why? Did I do something wrong?
JAKE
You didn't kiss him.
YOU
Huh, what??
You glance at the man who was still busy with his phone.
JAKE
I love you too.
Then your phone started ringing. It was Jake. He never called you before, not after the case was over.
You quickly received the call.
- "Hello. Jake?"
Silence.....
The man beside you turned around with the phone pressed against his ear.
- "I love you too, beautiful"
The man said and the same voice you heard in your phone.
You were dumbfounded and shocked.
- "You know you look so pretty in real life. And you're so cute. Especially with that angry expression of yours."
Jake or the man in front of you whom you considerd stranger till now said to you in a sweet voice making you completely shocked.
A/N : okay, so I don't know how I feel about this. I think something's missing but I can't figure out what it is. So if you find any mistakes please tell me. I'll try to improve it next time. There will be one or two more part after this.
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HAUNTED HOUSE !
HALLOWEEN TXT EDITION!
txt x neutral reader !
WARNING !: cursing! knifes! haunted house! JYP AND 6IX9INE!
a very crack and dumb one shot i made.
“MANE IF YALL DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP!” taehyun shouted as they were walking up to the line since everyone began to nag.
"this is why i wanted to go trick or treating instead." beomgyu pouted and folded his arms as he and the rest of the group waited in line to go inside of the haunted house.
well it was more like a haunted barn, where they would all get on a hayride and be driven throughout the barn and be spooked supposedly. "trick or treating?? how old are you again?" kai mocked him,
"no offense but i'm starting to think you were right when you said beomgyu was still mentally 9 years old because.. this is starting to get worrying. what 19 year old is trying go trick or treating?" yeonjun added in agreement, while taehyun shot him a dirty look for throwing shade at his best friend.
beomgyu’s first instinct was to scoot closer to (y/n), but he then fired off a clapback of his own. "the only thing that's worrying is that wig you're wearing, who the fuck are you even supposed to be? lord farquad on crack?" gyu fired back at yeonjun, who was now touching the short black bob on top of his head.
soobin couldn't help but laugh, even though it was his own boyfr- bestfriend getting flamed and soon, everybody else in the group let out laughter at gyu’s clapback. even taehyun, who couldn't stand beomgyu, was practically crying laughing at what was said.
"actually, i'm supposed to be dora," yeonjun replied, gesturing to his pink t shirt and bright orange jeans. "and soobin is.. well diego." he pulled soobin closer to him after saying that and kissed his forehead, before ruffling his blueberry curls a little.
"wait.. ain't dora and diego supposed to be cousins?" taehyun asked, his mouth curling in disgust, "i don't think that's positive..." kai added.
“cousin lovers.” (y/n) said making yeonjun smack their arm.
it was a wonder how they didn't annoy the others waiting in line for their ride, since they would fight every second. meanwhile as the group turn drew closer and closer, beomgyu found himself regretting agreeing to come here.
it was weird.. he loved horror movies, but he despised haunted houses because even though both were fake events, being in a haunted house was just so up close and personal you know?
if it wasn't for it being (y/n)'s birthday (lets just pretend ur birthday was on halloween.) beomgyu wouldn't have came, and he would have probably just stayed at home and took pictures of his costume for instagram before going over to hyunjin’s to watch scary movies.
(y/n) noticed that beomgyu looked uncomfortable amongst all of the roasts and jokes flying amongst the group and they decided to ask what was wrong.
"gyu, why do you look so sad? being sad is my job," (y/n) asked as the group continued to move up in the line. "i'm not sad," beomgyu answered. "i'm just nervous, i don't like haunted houses.. i had a really bad panic attack the last time i went to one, and i don't wanna have one and ruin your birthday or anything.. i probably should have just stayed my ass home."
"nah, you not going to ruin my birthday, you're my friend and i care about you... it won't be that scary, it's literally a haunted barn. you know what barns have? cows and chickens. now who's scared of cows and chickens? nobody. except blades of grass."
the little pep talk made gyu feel slightly calmer. "thanks," he replied, fumbling with the thick leather choker around his neck. "your costume is really cute by the way. i like the face paint."
"thanks, it was kai’s idea actually," they responded with a chipper edge to their voice. (y/n)' costume consisted of a sweatshirt and sweatpants with a skeleton printed on the front, and his face was made up to look like a skull.
after beomgyu was calm, he found himself overhearing a conversation between hueningkai, taehyun, and his knives.
"no tae, you can't bring your knives in here with you," hyuka shook his head as taehyun kept asking if he could run back to the car real quick and grab his knives "cmon kai, just in case a demon wanna try some shit"
"well.. can i get my ouija board?" tyun asked, his lips twisting into a devious smile. "i just wanna talk to the demons, it's halloween, and if it's any day i should be allowed to do this, it's today."
"ain't there no demons.. this is a barn. you wanna talk to demonic horses and shit?" yeonjun pokes in the conversation and raised an eyebrow.
"yes? of course i do, the fuck do you think i am?" taehyun whined, pointing to the devil horns on top of his head as the group finally made it to the front of the line and were waiting for the tractor to come back so that they could get on the hayride.
finally, after they all stood around and handed in their tickets to the clerk in front of the line, their tractor was ready, pulling along the hay covered cart as it came to a stop in front of the barn entrance, waiting for the group to board it.
"wait, hay? y'all ain't say there was going to be hay..." soobin complained, his skin already itching just by looking at all that hay. "y'all do know i'm allergic to hay right?"
"bitchhh, we been said it was a hayride involved," hueningkai snapped, "what you done caught the (y/n) disease where you forget everything every minutes or what?"
"aye i don't forget everything, i just be high," (y/n) cut in as they handed in their tickets to the clerk. "and i'm allergic to hay!" soobin cried out, scratching his forearm.
soobin actually is allergic to hay, but it wasn't something severe, he just got irritated by it and it caused his skin to rash up, not like his skin didn't already look as if it was full of rashes.
(that not true btw)
"oh well," hueningkai replied in a deadpan tone, shrugging. "guess you'll just die then."
after they've all handed in their tickets, everyone began to board the hay filled cart, with everyone obviously choosing to be closest to their besties.
when they got onto the cart. soobin was snuggled up to yeonjun, playing with his diego the explore backpack trying to ignore the itchy feeling the hay gave him.taehyun was resting his head on (y/n)’s shoulder, whining about his knifes, beomgyu was clinging onto kai for dear life, because he was still scared after all.
"i better not hear none of y'all screaming like no pussies after we get in here," yeonjun started after the tractor began to start up and drive them into the dark, cool barn. "how y'all gon be scared of demons when i'm taehyun a whole demon. y'all scared of him now?"
"actually, yes, i'm scared of him just a little bit," beomgyu answered, his tone groggy.
"considering he tried to kill me on multiple occasions and almost succeeded, yes yeonjun, i'm scared of taehyun and he make me fear for my life." soobin added on, slightly flinching at just saying the word taehyun.
"that was before i became positive," taehyun suddenly flashed soobin and beomgyu a toothy smile, "just like i'm positive that none of these demons or zombies or whatever the fuck is in this barn is gon' do shit to us."
"tae if you don't shut your ass up, there’s no demons in here, nor is there any zombies, they are paid actors. you wish you was in a horror movie so bad," hueningkai cut in, once again ruining tyun’s fun.
as of right now, nothing scary was going on. just the typical music playing throughout the barn, random screams, and plastic skeletons appearing out of nowhere. shit that made little kids be scared of, but anyone else wouldn't be phased. not even beomgyu was phased by what was going on, and he was the main one who was scared to come along.
but then.. things started to get more spooky. the people who were sitting on the edge would start to get grabbed and poked without warning, and people would come up on side of the cart out of nowhere and scream or otherwise bring attention to themselves, which would catch them off guard obviously, but shit like that was to be expected at a haunted house.. or in this case a haunted barn.
but soon though, things began to get downright creepy.
as they were sitting in the cart, slightly startled and caught off guard by the jumpscares, but not too shaken up, not even beomgyu was that scared, as he made sure to sit in the middle of the cart to avoid being randomly grabbed or touched by these strangers in costume, and it was just amusing to people like taehyun or (y/n), they weren't prepared for what started to happen next.
soon the music that sounded as if it was from a demonic nursery cut out mid note, and it was replaced by an old, gravely sounding voice that began to sing happy birthday very terribly and off key.
and they thought this was creepy, considering it was gus' birthday, but they considered it was a coincidence. "damn (n/n), they singing happy birthday to you, that's wild," yeonjun noticed, laughing at the 'coincidence'.
"see, i told y'all they’re really a skeleton, how else would they know that we're here for their birthday, hmm?" beomgyu added matter of factly causing the others to let out laughter.
so even though it was somewhat unsettling, it didn't become horrifying until the voice replaced "happy birthday to you," with "happy birthday (y/n)."
the place then became a chorus of "did yall hear that shit?" and "yeo what the fuck?!" after they noticed that, with (y/n) in particular being especially shook that there seemed to be a demon singing specifically to them, and their eyes went wide as the voice continued to serenade them, albeit poorly.
"see, this ain't it no more." soobin announced and hueningkai nodded in agreement. "h-how do they know it's (n/n)' birthday? much less who (y/n) is?" beomgyu asked as he held onto (y/n) even tighter than he was before. "i'm scared now."
"that's what we all want to know," yeonjun answered before reaching up to adjust his wig, before feeling nothing but his real hair tied back. he knew his wig didn't fall off or get snatched off, he had it secured with bobby pins, because it was one of his mother's wigs and he didn't want to lose it, but it had just completely disappeared.
"uh...my wig is gone," yeonjun announced and soobin just nodded. "same."
"no i mean it's for real gone... my dora or lord farquaad or whatever the fuck wig i was wearing earlier just.. disappeared into thin air." yeonjun continued to explain as he continued to search the surrounding area for it, just in case it fell out of his head but it was actually gone.
"see, i told y'all asses there were demons in here, but y'all didn’t wanna listen now y'all getting your shit taken, and demons are singing happy birthday to (y/n) and shit, and now y'all shocked," taehyun added with a huff.
"tyun, ain't no demons in here. if there were demons in here, they would do a lot worse than steal hats and wigs and sing happy birthday, believe that. they'd be torturing us psychologically, and- wait, where the fuck is my sheep hat?" hueningkai touched the top of his head, where his costume top was missing from, and now he was heated.
"yeah, we gotta get outta here."
more shit like that continued to happen with the voice continuing to reference them by name, and reference stuff that only people that know them would know, like soobin almost running someone over once, or yeonjun’s furry suit,and then, near the end of the ride, it all came together in the worst possible way.
a single echoing voice with a thick new york accent screaming "SCUUUUM GANGGGG!" followed by a laugh in the distance that sounded a lot like jyp’s laugh.
and in that moment, all of them literally hopped off of the cart and ran towards the exit.
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