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No. That doesn't happen. That never happened.
#osomatsu san#ososan#mr osomatsu#osomatsu san moblie game#ososan moblie game#mr osomatsu moblie game#tabimatsu#Mr osomatsu's Sugoroko Journey#Osomatsu San's Sugoroko Journey#that never happened#stop deluding yourself karamatsu#i almost envy how constantly and easily karamatsu cultivates his own reality#i want that faux confidence man#he's so cool and so fucking lame#karamatsu#karamatsu matsuno#matsuno karamatsu
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Peter: Yeah no, he's finna die.
Steve: Wait, who?
Natasha: Why?
Peter: He got grazed by a bullet wound, beaten up with a shovel to the point of unconsciousness, got his bullet wound stepped on that woke him up, coughed up blood, and got a heavy blow to the head causing a severe concussion.
Bucky: ..That's a long list of injuries, punk. Bet you my metal arm whoever 'he' is that he won't get out of that alive without immediate medical attention.
Tony:
Tony: ...Peter, why is your teeth stained red?
Peter: Because it was me, Peter! *passes out*
Avengers, panicking: HOLY FUCK BRUCE COME HERE— SOMEONE CALL DOCTOR CHO—
#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect peter parker#incorrect marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect tony stark#irondad and spiderson#iron dad#spider son#incorrect quotes#incorrect irondad quotes#incorrect bucky barnes#incorrect bucky quotes#incorrect steve rogers#incorrect natasha romanoff#incorrect avengers#ignore how i disappeared for months#that never happened#you're imagining things
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i'm going to be mad about ever after high ending for my whole life, aren't i?
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max mayfield deserves the world and i will personally fight anyone who disagrees.
#max mayfield#what do you mean she’s in a comma ????#no she’s not. she’s Not#‘she might not walk again and/or lose her vision’#what are you talking about#that never happened#you’re crazy she’s doing amazing actually#i would know i’m literally both of the duffer brothers#stranger things
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I have a really distinct memory of sitting on a busy pavement alone in London sobbing my eyes out, with hundreds of people walking past and around me and yet nobody said a word to the little kid crying on his own
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Finally finished the qijiu atticwifing fic. Posting it tomorrow.
#it was originally meant to be released during the qijiu week....#that never happened#qijiu atticwifing fic#z
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someone needs to invite me to their dnd campaign
#i wanna play sooo bad#all my friends are in a dnd group#and then theres ME 🥺#pls i want to play like. a little kid about to Go Through It™#ive made so many characters for almost campaigns#that never happened#save meeee#monnie rambles
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“Any girl that makes you feel like meatloaf… isn’t prime rib.”
BRIAN ZVONECEK in every episode | 3x18 🔥
#i am blind to the#weird crush he had on sylvie#that never happened#brian zvonecek in every episode#chicago fire#chicagofire#brian otis zvonecek#otis#brian zvonecek#otis chicago fire#otis zvonecek#winchesterszvonecek gifsets#my gifs#chicago fire gifs
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there is no “daniel thinks Chris Pratt is the best Chris” post in ba sing se
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earlier i was out on the meadows repairing some fences and found a really tall apple tree so i climbed the roof of the pick-up truck to steal an apple and i think at that moment i achieved absolute country girl peace
#ignoring the part before that where i tried to knock the apple off by throwing fenceposts at the branch but my aim was too bad#that never happened
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ayuda.
#🍒 — miri's version#WHAT DO U MEAN#WHAT DO U MEAN.#I FORGOT TO FIX THE [] 😭#thats my signature to go back and recheck things in fics help what#BROO#that never happened#thats so funny bro#i was so excited to post i just forgot 😭
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sometimes when i read something cringey i’m just like “no” and move on completely ignoring whatever happened
#he kicked the wall in anger#no girly he didn’t#that never happened#i’m looking at you aftg fics#we love you but no#neil josten#andrew minyard#aftg#aftg incorrect quotes
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Because I’m a horrible person that likes to torment myself (and others),
I just imagined a ‘what if’ Lucy & Gunpowder had been reunited and married when that scene occurred.
And Vought had to come tell her some psycho mutilated him in the parking garage at a VRA convention.
Oh the devastation.
And the absolute warpath Lucy would’ve gone on for the sake of vengeance.
#at least half the city would become overrun with plants#butcher would be terraformed#but that scene isn’t canon here#that never happened#bless my delusions
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did you really have sex with sasori. does orochimaru know? would he be mad?
"Oh that? No, of course not. That short tempered brat and that idiot jashinist told you that didn't they? They're spreading bad rumors about me so don't pay them any mind. And while I wouldn't know how Orochimaru would react if it was true... which it obviously isn't, so I have nothing to worry about."
"Do ignore the ramblings of the crazy two fools in the Akatsuki, they are off their meds and they really need to chill out."
#anonymous#he's like#nooooo#that never happened#so it's not true!#:D#now he's just gaslighting and making everyone think that they're crazy#not sfw
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Nott shooting Beau in the woods is the most fucking chaotic thing I have ever seen.
#morrigan.text#morrigan watches#morrigan watches: critical role#critical role#critical role campaign 2#the mighty nein#I'm never going to acknowledge the end of episode 26#that never happened
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