reading a canon divergent fic and it diverges canon and now you don’t know when they’re going to kiss

wish i could go back to the person i was before i read all for the game but only because i want to read it for the first time all over again

Eidetic Memory

Guys. I've done it.

The animatic is finally here!!!! YAhooo!!

I really hope you like it. Took me something like two/three weeks on top of an insane amount of work, I don't know how I managed both-

If you want you can (re)watch it on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mki1Vl3ylMM (yes this is self promotion)

The [door to the Captain's Quarters] contains loot! You have obtained [Cursed Coat of Homosexuality]!

[Cursed Coat of Homosexuality] (legendary item): +3 armour +1 twirling +5 self esteem +10 opinion (Ed) -20 opinion (crew)

Equipping this item unlocks a special ability: [Do a Punch] - when an enemy approaches in stealth, twirl around in your fancy coat and punch them, dealing 10 points of damage and knocking them unconscious.

yeah, boss, i can't come in today. yeah, sorry, but he uno reversed the "you wear fine things well" line and they kissed in the moonlight and the moon was a waxing gibbous symbolizing their journey toward healing. yeah, i actually might need a whole-ass fucking sabbatical, thanks

fem!andreil 😌🖤 hehe

pls don’t repost!

andrew @ neil: you need a fire extinguisher. for your pants.

I wish Nora could see this…please

There are so many book references, watch closely!🩵

Can you tell i love making these? I love making these😌

please listen to albums someitmes youll be amazed at what an artists songs do when theyree in an order they made. for you to listen to. etc

when neil was going to save andrew at the hemmick's house, he knew exactly what kind of wood the door was, and how easy it would be to break through. that's what kind of guy he is. neil doesn't win fights, but he is damn good at a getaway. this is a really good example about how all of neil's knowledge is really selective because of his upbringing. we need more survivalist neil because he shows all these traits in the books, another example is when he hitchhiked from columbia to palmetto. please stop ignoring this because i want to see batshit insane neil on the run fics right now thx

Mf ain’t done nothing wrong, he’s just a silly goose

neil, to the foxes: anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

neil, mimicking wymack: what the fuck are you doing here josten?

wymack: what the fuck are you doing here josten?

neil: i conjured him

lesbian Andreil because I yearn for them in all their forms

neil: i noticed we have slowly started to take the 'b' out of our bromance

andrew, down on one knee, ring still out: i mean yeah, i guess

I consider myself a microinfluencer in the way I can get ten to fifteen people to consume a piece of media if I’m annoying enough about it