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hazelfoureyes · 3 months

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before i never really interacted with blogs(cuz anxiety and very toxic friends had my tumblr, who ive gotten rid of now) but now i literally interact with every post bc of you, you are god and i will worship you, your smut is poetic af and has my legs SHAKING(.literally.)

i am ON MY KNEES❗

also, alastor and his rivals(vox or lucifer) x reader smut? like i know alastor would be petty asf and have them watch as he fucks the living out of their beloved, im curious, do you have any ideas regarding that?(cuz your ideas are delicious and im hungry for that)

You’ve left me speechless which is quite the accomplishment, Darling. I am just a little goblin! Or like the tooth fairy, but instead of teeth I take praise and instead of money I leave filthy smut 🥺 I am so glad you removed the toxic friends and are interacting more. 💖 you deserve better and your interactions are a joy. Thank you for brightening my day! I am so far away and yet you’ve got me blushing like a fool.

oooh yes okay so! Here’s some ideas 👀

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Energy for me is Lucifer: Here to please. Alastor: Here to win. I imagine Luci brings you to the hotel for Charlie’s Birthday party, already having a precious casual fling once or twice before. All the guests are there, everyone is dancing and drinking and having a good time. Alastor notices how you call him Luci, how Lucifer cant keep his cool when you lean closer to him when you speak. Naturally, Alastor sees an opportunity to fuck with Lucifer so he asks for a dance. He is uncharacteristically sweet and loving, willing to do anything to get under the king of hell’s skin. He changes the music to something slow, holding you close he whispers in your ear during your dance, “How can any man maintain composure around you? I feel my manners slipping through my fingers every time you look my way.” When you leave the party to cool down, Alastor follows, finding you in an empty room trying to decompress. “Would you hate me if I kissed you? Be forewarned, once I start, I’m not sure I’ll be able to stop…”

Lucifer walks in to see you absolutely melting under Alastor, lipstick smeared and face flushed. But Luci adores you, your pleasure is his pleasure and he’s compelled to stay and watch, even as Alastor makes you moan and scream his name. “Who do you belong to, sweetheart?” “Whose cock are you made for?” You’re reduced to incoherent babbling by the time Alastor is finished toying with Lucifer. Lucifer can’t take it anymore and finds himself crawling onto the bed to swallow your moans and shower you in praise.

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I can see Vox bringing his beloved personal assistant to an overlord meeting for note taking, and Alastor notices your glances to him. Vox adores you, and is always on his best behavior around you to impress you. Alastor waits for you outside of Vee Tower that night for a “chance run in”. “What luck! Allow me to buy you a drink, as a welcome to hell.” Charms you as any good southern boy could, and suggests you both go back to your office for privacy. Knowing full well Vox has cameras all over the office, Alastor fucks Vox’s assistant on his desk while maintaining eye contact with the massive collection of screens there. Vox catches sight of this while skimming through the feeds but can’t break away from the video. Alastor keeps your back to the displays while bouncing you on his cock, smirking at Vox the entire time as he leans back on his desk chair. Vox is seething and finally rushes to his office to find Alastor gone and you lying on your back, still out of breath and cum dripping onto the desk.

Vox keeps you, but gets rid of the desk. He can’t let Alastor have the satisfaction of making him lose his prized employee. For weeks after, while zoning out in board meetings, his screen flashes images of Alastor smirking from over your shoulder as you ride him. He’s entirely unaware that it’s happening and everyone is too scared to tell him.

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campbell-rose · 5 months

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Alastor redesign edit

his weird twig anatomy was so difficult to draw over ngl

Side note, in my rewrite he is not Creole, and he does not use Voodoo in any way. He also isn't strictly from Louisiana, he moved around the united States A LOT in his life time due to the whole being a murderer. Logistically, i think it makes more sense if he killed people all over rather than just in one place. He's been in hell so long he doesn't remember where he was born, his parent's names, anything except for his hobbies and what his mother looked like, as well as his death.

Honestly, I'm considering making him half greek due to Alastor being a greek name and an epithet of Zeus that he earned avenging evil deeds, ironic since Alastor is a man who commits evil deeds. It also became an insult at one point in Greek if i remember correctly (i researched this months ago, so forgive any incorrect information). In general there are a lot of Alastors in greek mythology. Screw it, he's greek on his mother's side.

Also i didn't draw it in this, because i felt lazy af, but his microphone staff is now going to look like the star shaped one in his studio featured in this pic because it looks cool

#helluva boss critical #hazbin hotel criticism #hazbin hotel redesign #anti vivziepop

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kandavers · 3 months

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your radioapple posts are cool af tbh. bc I don’t even ship that (or Alastor with anyone, actually) but your posts about it are just so intriguing like. I’m interested in this dynamic actually but only your version lol

I'm so glad ! It makes me really happy when I know that people enjoy the stuff I make as much as I enjoy making it 🥺 Truly, every waking moment I am looking for more inspiration on what to draw them as (I am very normal about them)

Also a little silly ramble, since I hc that Alastor is Aroace and Lucifer is demisexual and therefore are in a QueerPlatonic Relationship, I mostly enjoy making comics about their interactions more than anything! When two characters aren't involved romantically or sexually, it gives me a lot of room to explore their relationship in other means! :D

In addition, I'm also exploring myself as an aroace through them so everyone wins hehe ^^

#kanrambles #radioapple #appleradio #hazbin hotel #ask

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nunalastor · 3 months

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i’m thinking about alastor dealing with being a deer and specifically antler velvet. antler velvet protects the antler from getting misshapen since while they’re growing they’re soft and squishy (not joking). and then later the buck sheds the velvet and it hangs off the antler in stripes and it’s bloody red and gross. i’m just picturing alastor hating it with his need to be in control at all times

tbh i'm shocked no one has drawn this yet it looks cool af

#hazbin hotel #alastor #nunalastor asks #headcanon

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wielderofthechainsaw · 4 months

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IM GONNA GO ON A RAMBLE ABOUT BARNABY BECAUSE I FUCUCUCIDUUDIDUD ARE UP IR LOVE GIM

IM BEING SO FR BARNABY IS THE BEST BBU CHARACTER AND I HAVE VALID REASONING

HE HAS A CASTLE/MANOR LIKE BUDDYS RICH AF FOR THAT HE GOT FUCKING CUSTOM COFFIN WINDOWS AND EVERYTHING HUBBA HUBBA 😍(BIG J I DONT SIMP FOR HIM)

HE GOES BY ALL PRONOUNS LIKE A BADDIE LIKE HES A OARTY PLANNER HE DOESNT HAVE TIME FOR PRONOUNS YOU WOKE BASTARDS

AUTISTIC KING😝😝😝

HIS LAUGH IS MADE OF SILLY LITTLE OWL HOOTS ITS SO CUTE

HE WEARS PINK. AND I MEAN A BEAUTIFUL SHADE OF PINK LIKE LOOK

ITS SO PRETTY I CANT😭🙏

6. HES PLAYED BY ALASTORS OLD SINGING VOICE AND HAS A SUPER WIDE VOCAL RANGE BECAUSE HES A THESPIAN

7. TRAUMA🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

8. HIS MOUTH AND EYES ARE INSPIRED BY JACK-O-LANTERNS AND ITS SO COOL

9. HIS SONG IS DTRAIGHT FIRE IM LISTENING TO IT AS I TYPE THIS 🔥🔥

10. No seriously listen to it its called “a million gruesome ways to die” its on Spotify an dyoutube

11. HE’LL KILL YOU FREE OF CHARGE LIKE ZAMN HONEY I CAN STAY IN YOUR CASTLE FOR THE LOW PRICE OF MY MORTALITY AWOOGA 😘😘😘😘

12. HE USED TO BE OBSESSED WITH CHEMISTRY AND SCIENCE AND FANCY CHEESES AND ITS SO CUTE

FUCK HES SO SILLY OK OK MOVING ON

13. HE HAS THESE LITTLE ASSISTANTS CALLED BARNABOOS AND IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF BECASUE THAT NAME IS BOMB DIGGITY🤭🤭🤭

14. HE LOOKS LIKE A HARPY EAGLE LOWKEY EVEN THOUGH HES AN OWL SO THATS TWO OF MY FAV BIRDS IN ONE WTFFFFF

^ fullscreen to see what i mean

15. MY HANDS ARE STARTKNG TO CRAMP DO THISLL BE THE LAST ONE BUT HIS BOWTIE IN-GAME LOOKS LIKE MINNIE MOUSES LOWKEY

OK BYE

EDIT: MY HANDS FEEL BETTER AND I HAVE MORE

16: HE CAN HOLD HIS TRUSTY KNIFE WITH HIS FEET LIKE A GIRLBOSS BECAUSE ITS HARD TO HOLD THINGS WITH HIS WINGS IG

17. HE CAN STRETCH HIS LIMBS AND NECK LIKE ELASTAGIRL OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS

18. I LOVE HALLOWEEN AND HIS ENTIRE THEME IS HALLOWEEN AND THATS SO CUTE IMO

19. THERES A VIDEO ON THE OFFICAL BBU CHANNEL OF HIM BEING A JUDGE AND SCREAMS “SHUT UP!” TO THE JURY OF HIS BARNABOOS AND ITS SO SILLY

20. I LIKE TALL MEN AND BUDDYS PROBABLY OVER 60 FEET TALL

21. HIS VOICE IS SO CUTE

22. HERES A DRAWING OF HIM I MADE TO SHOW HOW BESUTIFUL HE IS (his face is right side up on purpose btw)

OK THATS ALL FOR NOW, DEUCES‼️

Tell me why two barnaby rp accounts liked this post

@an-theduckin i remember you saying you wnated me to tag you in my rambles so here you go

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nixie-writes · 2 years

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Okay, so the characters im thinking reacting to their kid sneaking home could be alastor (maybe that's the reason he grounded his daughter in the previous ask idk), husk (i feel like he would maybe laugh his ass off or something if his kid was intoxicated idk), charlie/vaggie (genuinely curious to see how charlie in specific would react, i could see vaggie yelling at their kid meanwhile their kid is just standing there high af like "ok cool"), and angel dust (idk how he'd react, go wild), their 16-17 year old just comes in through a window or door and their just ominously sitting on a couch in the dark with like one lamp lighting a side of their face (i could see al in specific doing this one), and as for how they determine whether or not their kid is really intoxicated just look at that one meme of a drunk dude pointing at a clock, or something similar (you're not obligated to do all the hh characters, just go with one's you're the most comfortable with) NOW WRITE IT PLS-

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meme in question okay transformers roll out this was a lot more fun than it should have been

Alastor

You crept into the door, high off your ass on weed. You wanted cookies and couldn't be fucked to go see your girlfriend for cookies.

Inside was Alastor, sat on a cushy chair with his leg swung over his knee hands in his lap, just gazing at you with a wicked smile.

"Where have you been dear?" He inquired. You just shrugged. "With a friend," you lied between your teeth. Alastor chuckled and passed you a cup. "I'm going to need you to pee in this." You were so fucked. "Do I get cookies if I do it?"

"Oh and by the way, no friends over for the entire weekend," he added. You groaned inwardly. That meant no Loona.

Angel Dust

You climbed your drunken ass into the hotel through a window and flopped ungracefully onto the floor. You climbed off the ground and stood up, intending to go to your room. Instead you ran into a wall of fluff.

"You're drunk!" He exclaimed. "You're even sloppy at that," he observed. You didn't really care, you just wanted to go to bed. "Dad, I really need to sleep, can you punish me tomorrow?" He shook his head firmly.

"Vaggie told me to punish you regardless so... no weed for a week!" He finished uncertainly. You blinked at him. "That's it?" You inquired. He nodded his head. You shrugged. "K, I'm off to bed now, goodnight."

Husk

You swung the door to the hotel open without a care, drunk as fuck. You intended to tell your dad tomorrow but the tapping of claws on wood told you you'd have to do it tonight.

You stumbled forward to receive your punishment and face planted directly on the floor. Husk broke out in laughter. "You fucking wasted yourself!" He cried out between laughs.

Standing up you dusted yourself off. "Yeah yeah, very funny pops. Am I punished?" You asked. Husk shrugged. "Any drugs?" You shook your head no. "Then go to bed, I'll help with your hangover tomorrow."

Niffty

You slithered down the window onto the floor like a very high ninja and crept forward. You didn't need to check if your mom was awake, you could hear broken glass being cleaned up.

Slipping past the kitchen she spotted you and ran up to you, tears in her eye. "My baby!" She cried out as she raced to hug you. Before she reached you she took a whiff of pot and stopped in her tracks. "You went out to smoke, didn't you?"

You didn't want to break your mother's heart but you couldn't deny it. Shaking your head yes you sighed. "Yeah mom, I smoked weed."

She studied you, planning a punishment. "I'll forgive you if you clean the entire hotel tomorrow." She decided with a smile. "The entire hotel?!" You cried out in disbelief. She nodded her head. "Yup, now off to bed you go!" She patted your rear end with her feather duster and sent you on your way, mumbling about how unfair she was.

Charlie

You stared at the text from your grandfather. "Get your ass home immediately or I will punish you myself." You knew his temper could get the best of him so you rushed home drunkenly.

You swung open the door to see Charlie pacing on the phone with her dad. Upon seeing you she spoke into her phone, "she's home" and rushed up to hug you.

"I love you, please don't feel like you have to drink," she whispered in your ear as she held you tight. Releasing you she added, "my dad thinks a good punishment is no phone for a week so..."

She held out her hand and you hesitantly passed her your phone. "Now say goodnight to your granddad and get straight to bed young lady." You hollered out a quick 'love ya old man' and went to your room without your phone. You'd convince your mom to give it back.

Vaggie

You crept into the hotel as silently as possible, treading lightly so as not to wake anyone. You snuck out late after everyone retired for the night to go party with some imps and you smoked some weed.

"Dios Mio, you reek!" Came the voice of your mother. You were nearly scared out of your skin. "Mom I can explain!" You tried in vain to save yourself.

"I don't want to hear it!" She snapped. "You not only snuck out past curfew but you smoked weed on top of it! I raised you better than this!" She exploded on you. Feeling your pockets you felt the stub of a joint in your pocket. You pulled it out and lit it up.

"Okay mom, punish me tomorrow. Let me enjoy the rest of my party." You gently pushed past her, blowing your pot smoke in her face and headed to your room.

#Hazbin Hotel x reader #Hazbin x reader #Alastor x child reader #Alastor #Angel Dust x child reader #Angel Dust #Husk x child reader #Husk #Niffty x child reader #Niffty #Charlie Morningstar x child reader #Charlie Morningstar #Vaggie x child reader #Vaggie

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nokingsonlyfooles · 3 months

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Finish the Feed and Plug the Thing(s?)

It's the thing! You know! The thing! You've seen the thing, haven't you? You're on the internet, you must like things! This one is so rare I don't even post it every day! Ooooh, maybe you should CLICK the thing?

It should be illustrated but I'm slow at that right now and I got bored with not putting up new instalments. It's got text-based steampunk marginalized techno-wizards in it, though! Magic is code and code is magic!

Today there's a new instalment!

I'm lookin for readers! And if you're reading, you gotta tell me, 'cos my hit counter is free and buggy AF. I'll never see you for sure unless you say something!

Current known readers: 3 (hi!), 1st Goalpost: 10?

Current supporters: 1 (hi Kith!), 1st Goalpost: 5?

And under the cut, a sample... er, a sample from a WIP that's only tangentially related because I need to get over the fear of showing it to people gradually or I'll never put it up anywhere. Thanks for volunteering to help me with my mental health! CW: Language, abuse, trauma, two sluts being slutty because that's how they relate to people, etc...

[Soooo... This is what I'm writing right now instead of getting the NDA out of Cyre. I know I shouldn't be, but it's getting to be like samefooding when I'm stressed. Pretty stressed due to new meds that are rewiring my brain in fun new ways, and I keep goin' back to it.

[But, honestly, Satan laid eggs in my brain, this hatched, and it's still hatching. I know I shouldn't mix my original work with toys that don't belong to me, it's tacky and possibly illegal, but so am I. I just wish I could be those things unselfconsciously. Scared to show anyone but the spouse likes it and I wanna encourage him to put himself out there more so... I'M DOIN IT FOR YOOOOOU, BABE!

[But just a contextless sample for now...]

“No, no, I prefer the kitchen. One should always serve one’s friends in the kitchen, it’s just more personable. It’s just, they used to lock me out of mine. Sharp objects, you know.”

Angel stretched across the doorway, two hands on either side. “And, are ya cool with sharp objects now?”

David waggled a hand. He brushed politely past. “Oh, more or less. I’ll give you a dramatic, screaming heads up if I have an urge to stab myself, all right? Or maybe…” He paused and laid a hand on the countertop. “Your bread box is snoring. Also, there is a sticky note on it that says, ‘Do Not Open, Not Bread’?”

“It’s Niff,” Angel said. He pulled David away. “And she sleeps with a cleaver, so… Eh, just keep ya voice down.”

“And don’t open it?”

“Yeah.”

Angel started to put the coffee together. David sat at the kitchen table, wary of opening anything at all.

“Carmine would give you a job makin weapons in a heartbeat,” Angel said, without looking over. “S’long as that metal thing don’t tire ya out like the mind control. But the rent’s free, and the food’s free — when there’s food.”

“Oh. Well, that’s nice to know.”

“There’s usually some jambalaya in the fridge, since Alastor showed up.”

“He cooks?” David touched a hand to his head, blinking. “Good Lord, I think I cook. No, that’s not me. I’m sorry, I did say I had to pick up a lot of my memories second-hand. I swiped most of them off this poor, stupid kid, and I have some of his too. He cooks. It’s all very cheap and easy, but there are a lot of fancy desserts. The boy has a mad passion for fancy desserts, and he can’t afford them if he doesn’t make them himself.”

“How did you leverage your memories out of a stupid kid, if ya don’t mind my askin?”

“Well, I can’t read minds, but he can, and I happened to be living rent free in his head at the time. Coincidentally, he knew someone who knew me quite well, and he read her mind, and then I used him to read her some more…” David shook his head. “It’s weird here, but it’s not un-weird where I come from. You have no idea.” He chuckled. “Things are weird all over, to the best of my recollection. Fancy a midnight tiramisu, Mr. Dust?”

“Maybe. If ya can do me a cannoli, I’m interested…”

“Is that what they’re calling it in Italy? ‘A little midnight cannoli,’ yes. Well, perhaps not little…”

“Pretty sure I was in that film already, and if I wasn’t, I’m stealing that title. That’s porno gold.”

David rested his chin on clasped hands. “I do love movies. Are any of yours playing?”

“Lots, I got some on my phone, but before we get into that, someone better tell you: your new best friend ain’t interested in either kinda cannoli. I haven’t seen that guy get anywhere near sex or sugar, barring that muffin, so that means you haven’t either.”

David scoffed. “When we are very manly, masculine and secure, one needs must flee, screaming, from muffins and cock. What else is a real man to do?”

Angel set two coffee mugs on the table with a clunk, and leaned over David. “Any kinda sex.”

“Oooooh.” David snickered. He added a large dollop of Irish cream to each mug, then perched on his chair like an eager girl at a slumber party. “Repressed or queer?” He laughed. “Or both?”

“How is no-sex-at-all queer?”

“Well, it annoys the hets and challenges their antiquated social institutions.”

“Aw, Christ.” Angel thudded two sets of elbows on the table and put his head in one set of hands. “Don’t tell him, alright? Please don’t tell him. If I run into that guy at a leather bar, he’ll put me off sex for life… He’ll fuckin convert me!”

“Maybe you’ll convert him?”

“That’s even worse!” Angel laughed. “Oh, God, I might’ve, a couple months ago, but we been through some shit. It’s too weird. It got real weird.”

“Anything I should know?”

The spider sighed. “Probably.” He paused with a hand on his chest fluff. “I’m not a hundred-percent sure he knows. He don’t watch TV.” He shook his head and drew out his phone. “But he probably knows. At least some of it.” He offered David a single earbud.

“Is it an upper or a downer?”

“Jesus.” Angel stood and wandered behind David’s chair. “It’s so we don’t wake Niff. Ya got ears? Ya got ears goin on in there?”

David patted his own head, and flaming hairstyle, with a hand. “I must have something…” He accepted the earbud and eventually found some kind of structure that would allow it. “Ooh, I like that! It’s catchy! Is that you?”

“Fuck,” Angel fumbled his phone and closed out an app.

“Aww.”

“It’s just a demo.” He looked aside. “It’s some shit I made up when I was dissociatin. I imagined a whole dance number, but I dunno... I sounded sexier in my head.”

“You sounded sexy enough in mine.”

Angel looked up, with a brief smile. “You’re cute, Dave.”

David winced. “Sorry. My dear little namesake uses that. I don’t, but…” He sighed and shrugged. “Oh, well. He’s not here. I don’t mind it from you.” He smiled. “And there’s something about the other name you don’t like, so forget it. ‘Dave Valentine’ it is!” The smile faded. “No?”

Angel looked pained. “It’s not that, it’s… We’re havin some trouble with Vees. Ya might wanna lose the other half of that. It might getcha in trouble. And ya don’t wanna get in trouble with that guy… those guys.”

“Oh, I don’t mind changing up the last name at all,” David said. “I often do! It’s not as if I have a family I care about. I’m just awfully fond of twee little heart motifs and… and… uh… butterflies?”

Angel was clutching his phone so hard his hand was shaking. That last word even warranted a shudder.

David got up and backed away until his hip hit the counter. He leaned against it and peered into his coffee cup. He spoke softly, “Is your Mr. Vee who may or may not be fond of hearts or butterflies a work friend or a friend-friend?”

“Neither.” Angel turned away. “Work.”

“Ah.” David nodded. He toyed with the rim of his cup. “Might someone help you fill out a letter of resignation?”

Angel shook his head.

“Oh, well. If that’s how it is, that’s just how it is.” David crept a little closer and put an experimental hand near him, just on the table. When there was no objection, he smiled and left it there. “If you ever need anyone to spot you some extra concealer…” He trailed away. “Though I doubt I have your shade.” He poked at the back of his own orange hand. “Or mine, come to think of it.”

Angel looked up. He covered David’s hand with one of his own. “That mind-control thing, does that work on everyone?”

David looked pained. “I… I don’t know how it works here. I’ve met people it doesn’t work on at all, and some of them shake it off. I think… I think I’ve done some experimenting. There are other places, other parts of me that know more about it, I might go back and remember… But I don’t know if any of that applies here. I can’t guarantee it. And… That wouldn’t be safe for you, would it?”

The spider sighed. He turned away again.

The bird offered a faint smile. “I might tell him to kill himself, if Charlie lets me. If it landed, would that fix it?” He put up a hand. “If it didn’t, you could always tell him I’m an insane ass and let him take it out on me. I can’t be killed, and I have excellent pain tolerance, especially when…”

Now Angel put up a hand, and David quieted.

“She won’t let you,” the spider said. “Not like that. She thinks everyone can be better.”

“Oh, she is adorable. But we know better, don’t we?”

Angel put a casual elbow on the table and his head in his hand. He regarded David out of the corner of one eye. “You still usin extra concealer on a regular basis? Wherever the resta you is?”

“Oh, no, I prefer to damage myself now.” David smiled. “I’m freelancing!”

“Like how you don’t like sticky drinks and hate fun?”

“He’s dead,” David said flatly. He smiled again, a perfectly hideous smile. “I killed him, of course.”

Angel sat up, more shocked than surprised. “What? You? How?”

“What?” David shooed him away. “Oh, it was ages ago. A gun or something. It’s not important. I’ve quite forgotten.”

Angel frowned. He nodded. “Uh-huh. Yeah. I shot Val a whole buncha times too.” He picked up his phone. “So, the thing is…”

David pushed the phone back down to the table, scowling. “The thing is, that thing was supposed to be my father. On paper, at least. So I couldn’t do it right away. Not if I wanted to get away with it. A person has to be practical. I am a very practical person.”

[Yeah, I started writing that part just to see if it was worthwhile and I actually got David to cough up one of his three backstories, all of which are embellished to the point of absurdity but partly true. I've been meaning to write those out forever and this tricked my brain into doing it. I had to put him on equal footing with another traumatized person and pour Irish coffee on him in a corporeal form that gets drunk for real, but I got it out of him! So I went back to write the beginning and now it's *checks* 69 pages long. Oh. Nice!

[It's gotta go up somewhere because I can't help but say it's canon for David, but maybe he just did a shitton of god drugs and passed out in front of Amazon Prime, ya know? That's probably it.]

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littleclover · 3 months

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I love all the artists and cosplayers (for their hard work) but the general hazbin hotel fandom sucks ass (they have no media literacy)... NO MORE ALASTOR CIRCUS THEORY

Vivzie sucks!!! The plot is all over the place(literally what is even going on)!!! The pacing is way too much(introducing 3+ characters every episode)!!!! The only good character in the show is sir pentious, everyone is annoying (no swearing challenge impossible)!!! The music is only good bc living tombstones but that's it!!!!

Long rant ahead

ALASTOR'S LAST NAME IS NOT ALTRUISM YOU YOLKLESS EGGS!!! ALSO THE WAY PEOPLE LITERALLY WOULD BE LIKE "I LOVE ALASTOR BUT HATE VAL" AS IF ALASTOR ISN'T A SERIAL KILLER CANNIBAL... BUT APPARENTLY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND SA IS WORSE THAN LITERAL MASS MURDER ACCORDING TO THE FANDOM???

Like how are there actually ppl living and breathing who can watch 2 episodes of a character doing absolutely nothing but trauma dump and then say "omg look at the growth!!!1!" WHAT GROWTH???? A character will literally do the most basic thing like not let a friend interact with their abuser and apparently that's "growth"???? You can't be real with that! Like nothing was established before for there to be any known change other than the trial implying so, and even then that implication is meaningless because it was established in the same episode that they had no idea what is even going on (as in in-lore they, the characters, had no idea)... Also why TF did they just pull cannibal town out of their ass for the end of the season, there was no plot significance for that other than to introduce more characters... Even if there was supposed to be a significance it doesn't matter because they don't even try to explore it. They barely explore most of the main plot. the entire show is all like "omg angel dust, omg angel vaggie, omg evil angels, omg angels die, omg more evil angel, omg small angel, omg angels angels angels", call me eridan ampora for how I don't give a fuck about these darn angels... Like are we supposed to care about what the main plot is or are we supposed to just care about angel dust and vaggie's trauma?? Like cool, the Vees are annoying AF, but WTF is new? Great, Camilla mommy milf, what next? Literally random shit just happens and everyone is like "omg this is so cool and makes so much sense" when it doesn't??

The main plot should not have to fight with 4 other side plots and too many characters are fighting for the spot light. I still feel like cannibal town was a waste of time!! They could also just slow down the pace of the plot by not going angel crazy in the first place. You could introduce the bigger bad last by leading up to it, you already have the Vees to worry about as a group of antagonists, why introduce the angels so early on??? There are no punches, no reveals of interest, like vaggie being an angel?? Why are we even supposed to care???? It's supposed to be a big deal but Charlie literally gets over it immediately after cannibal town...there are too many reveals going on in general... Anyways whatever

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spacey-collection · 4 months

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vox and Val for the ask game

OOOK; long post ahead

Vox;

My first impression; I thought he looked pretty cool, wasnt paying too much attention (back when I watched the pilot around two years ago)

My impression now; ABAHAHAHHEGDYS HES SO SILLY AND AMAZING AND EVIL I WOULD DIE TO EVEN INTERACT WITH HIM WHAT THE SHIT <3<3<3

Favorite thing about that character; His silly cat-coded behaviour

Least favorite thing; eeeeerrr... probably the fact he lost against Alastor :/

Favorite line/scene; THE DANCE SCENE IN EPISODE EIGHT HSHSHHDHDHS

Favorite interaction that character has with another; refer to previous answer

A character that I wish that character would interact with more; VAL. VALENTINO. WE NEED MORE STATICMOTH.

Another character from another fandom that reminds me of that character; ..idrk

A headcanon about that character; He has a sort of purring sound he makes when he's calm or happy.

A song that reminds of that character; The second half of: Valentino by years and years

An unpopular opinion about that character; ..He's probably a top

Favorite picture;

Valentino:

My first impression; ...what the fuck he's hot but also why abuser.

My impression now; ..babe stop abusing people and also FUCKINGHOTMANWHATTHESHIT

Favorite thing about that character; he squeaky

Least favorite thing; abuser

Favorite line/scene; ..gotta say it's when he says good boy.

Favorite interaction that character has with another; DANCING WITH VOX BBJFJBSJBSVJJNVJNDNSFJDGJDHJUG

A character that I wish that character would interact with more; Vox. WE NEED MORE STATICMOTH.

Another character from another fandom that reminds me of that character; ..idrk

A headcanon about that character; he's partially deaf since one of his antennae are broken, and he needs prescription glasses because this mf is blind af

A song that reminds of that character; Mixed Messages

An unpopular opinion about that character; ..I mean he's my favourite character while most other people want him to burn and die

Favorite picture; either of these :3

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shepherdfeathers · 4 years

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RD Alastor but as just a deer

I actually quite like Alastor’s original design, the OLD one, though I do also like the updated version we know from the pilot obviously lol

I referenced the deer poses from Viv’s old art of him, back when he looked pretty damn different. I wish his ears still looked like they did in his old deer form, the spirals were cool imo

Canon Al’s fanon deer form is cute af so I just had to draw RD Al’s one

Alastor redesign belongs to Lovesart23 on Instagram

The original edit is here

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEMiYL2A0fV/?igshid=1ay0bi6nv7ez

#rd Alastor #Alastor redesign #Alastor #Hazbin hotel #art

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blitzy-blitzwing · 5 months

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Out of curiosity, and since he was there in ep 2 as a bg character for like a split sec, do you like Baxter? He seems like your type of guy :>

Well, I don’t really know anything about Baxter? 🤔 I just know he kinda looked like Alastor, I think, before he had a complete redesign, which is cool af. 😃😃

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xoceanicgemzx · 5 years

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Sure thing hun! This is my first time writing for Katie, Tom, and Pentious tho... So I hope you enjoy!

Katie Killjoy:

She honestly lives for it! You are a small smart boy???

She's soft for you and only you.

Still the same Katie

You trip?

“Get the fuck up. And stop tripping on thin air.”

“Spit it out will you?”

Glaring,

When you start talking to her about the criminology she's honestly interested??

I mean, she runs a news station, she needs to know about some of this stuff

Honestly, she’d never admit it, but you telling her stuff makes her soft.

And you are so cute and small!

Constantly teasing you for your height

“ oh you can't reach that? Well, you should have drunk your fucking milk you midget.”

Anyone else except for tom teases you?

They are dead.

No one but her teases her baby boy!!

Tom Trench:

If you haven't noticed, this boy is tiny as well.

Um, your smart cool!

He listens but it honestly confuses him to no end,

Like he’s like: I am confused.

He is big gay for you.

Every time you trip he's like OH NO MY BBY

Rushes over and makes sure your ok, is thankful you're ok

You can't reach something? Teamwork!

Literally gets on your shoulders to get it.

If he falls?

oof. he doesn't care. Would literally just say: OOF

At least he got you what you needed!

Anyone picking on you other than Katie?

He's going to throw hands. He doesn't care

No one teases his boyfriend

He cackles when you stutter. He finds it adorable and hilarious at the same time

Sir Pentious

He loves it! If you haven't noticed, he's quite the smart boy to

And you are absolutely tiny

He loves it! Just look at you

He pampers you, and he always has a few egg bois at your side.

You are not tripping and getting yourself hurt when he's around! You got yourself hurt??

LE GASP

Lots of yelling, egg bois are scarred

When you stutter he honestly a boys

Brags constantly about you.

Like CONSTANTLY

Honestly big gay

Helps you get what you need since you are tiny

No one teases you

They tease they die

He gets salty when anyone teases you

Alastor:

You are tiny and he loves it?

Lots of dad jokes about your height.

“How's the weather down there darling?”

When you stutter he just grins wider.

“Can you say that again?”

This smug bastard... He likes seeing you struggle to speak.

He usually goes quiet when his little boyfriend is talking about criminology

“You know that your dating a killer right?”

OH BOY

Someone teased you.

Teased you once and they are fricken dead

broadcasted, all you hear are their screams, and then his voice: That's all for now folks!

Honestly you just make him so soft???

He honestly is a soft boy for his boyfriend

Arms linked together

Does Not give af that you’re a guy

You are going to be bombarded with flowers, and you are not opening that door.

Soft smiled for you and only you

YOU ARE SWING DANCING WITH HIM WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

You don't know how??

He is teaching you.

Honestly, it's funny seeing you two dance, just a 4’9 male compared to a 7’8 male??

Alastor is literally leaning over you to dance.

#alastor x reader #katie killjoy #he/him #tom trench #alastor #sir pentious #sir pentious x reader #oceanwrites #hazbin hotel #male reader

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