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Modern day TID/TLH AU, come Christmas time all the TID women and all the kids under twenty go out for the day and all the men stay home and are tasked with putting up Christmas lights. Every year, the women and children return home to beautiful decorated houses. All the TLH guys finally hit twenty and get ready for their first electrical lighting extravaganza and head off fully excepting a day of hard labor only to get there and discover the hard truth:
Only Will and Gabriel so much as touch the Christmas lights One starts on the roof, one starts on the ground. They spend hours trying to outdo each other. Everyone else sits in the driveway and watches on as they fight to deck each house in holiday glory sufficient enough to send the other into a pool of shame. Nobody one else has laid a finger on a lightbulb in two and a half decades.
#Cut to everyone on the driveway sipping tea and looking on with “you’re doing amazing sweetie” while will and Gabriel risk life and limb-#To put the plastic Santa’s in the simply perfect position#Only drawback is everyone is to stay outside until the roof is done#On account of the ceiling cavethrough of 01’#Thanks will#Tid#tlh#tsc#will herondale#Gabriel lightwood#matthew Fairchild#The last hours#Frankly it’s more fun with the women unless you like watching will and gabriel slowly slide of a roof#Charles Buford refuses to attend#Buzzkill
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If I had a nickel for every time Will Poulter played a secondary antagonist that became a better person by the end I’d have THREE NICKELS!!!
GUARDIANS 3 BABY!!!
#oh freak yeah#adam#gally#eustace scrubb#subverted your expectations didn’t I?!#yes the fact that will poulter is in guardians 3 finally got me to watch it#yes that seems crazy#but it’s freaking true#and now#I’m floored by this amazing movie#thanks will#the maze runner#guardians of the galaxy#guardians 3#voyage of the dawn treader
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You make me the best kind of nervous, pretty sure you do that shit on purpose...
Author: @phoenixwrites
Rating/Warning: Mature
Chapter Count: 4/4
Description: When the gang realizes that the championship basketball game occurs the same night as the Vecna campaign, Will comes up with a solution--he tells Eddie that if he postpones the campaign, he'll get him a date with Chrissy Cunningham.
Tags: Alternate Universe-no vecna, Will saves the day, wingman Will, friends Will and Chrissy, fluff, Eddie has a crush on Chrissy, they're cute, thanks Will, Eddie is a sweetie, and a simp, alternating POV, multiple chapters, status: completed
#Alternate Universe-no vecna#Will saves the day#wingman Will#friends Will and Chrissy#fluff#Eddie has a crush on Chrissy#they're cute#thanks Will#Eddie is a sweetie#and a simp#alternating POV#multiple chapters#status: completed#eddsy#eddie munson#eddissy#eddie x chrissy#eddie and chrissy#chreddie#chrissy deserved better#chrissy cunningham#munningham#hellcheer#hellcheer fanfic#stranger things
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I really wish what happened was that during the panic of going through the portal Hermie was forgotten but he still managed to get through on his own and then had to catch up to the group and was like rightfully pissed about it.
But sadly everyone(especially Anthony)keep forgetting he exists and he was apparently there the whole time being ignored. I hope Hermie switches sides and joins Scary and Willy that'd be funny
Hermie isn't mentioned again after the greese car scene I'm crying my boy my beautiful demi chaos god boy why do you treat him so
#my boy#love the norm/hermie content#thanks will#dungeons and daddies s2#dungeons and daddies#dnddads#hermie the unworthy
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Thinking about pregnant Lucifer again. Him 🤝 Ramsey.
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they will not be shutout and i for one think that's poetic
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what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
#greek mythology#ares#athena#greek gods#dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise#on some level at least#man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11#thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful#romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it#also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now#my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming#i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one#kochei doodles
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
#Crunchyroll#piracy#funimation#money hungry ass streaming service#rambling#I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god#I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭!#get back to pirating kings!!!#anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this#CR is definitely not worth paying for though#CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee#capitalism#the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway#it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything
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ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)
#bill murray#zombieland: double tap#zombieland#zombieland 2#filmedit#horroredit#zombieedit#classichorrorblog#cinematv#dailyflicks#junkfooddaily#horrorgifs#userqueen#usergiles#userlex#useranimusvox#nero-neptune#*#this is the funniest trivia i have ever read thank you reddit user tealitall
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"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️🌈
My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨
#andre braugher#raymond holt#brooklyn nine nine#b99#brooklyn 99#captain holt#ray holt#thank you for such an iconic character
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"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"
"prosper stupid poultry"
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The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.
Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”
Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”
The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.
Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”
Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.
Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.
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