if nothing else, i know the jays outfield hugs will fix me

well fellas, if you need me i'll be in the corner murmuring to myself until game 1!

NOT DOING GOODO GUYS NOT DOING GODO

Oop mitchy goal Ask here realizing it’s over sorry haha

mitchy anon it's okay i missed most of the game w/ work anyway i think it's best we didn't watch it lmaoo

he may not have hit 70 but i think we can all agree 69 is both still insane and absolutely hilarious

see now that's how you approach an empty net in a meaningless game

i need the leafs to literally bounce a puck off auston's ass at this point

i just got off work what do you mean our goal scorers are tj brodie and ryan reaves

tj brodie and ryan reaves. this is fucking hilarious.

AUSTON'S PARENTS ARE THERE??

i'm at work so if auston hits 70 i need yall to let me know immediately like @ me slide into the inbox literally i need to know if it happens

i was on call with friends last night when i found out the leafs were in fact locked in with the bruins and there is a clip of me re-living every experience of 2018/19 hell in a matter of 2 seconds

WAIT THEYRE PLAYING BOSTON

HELLLOOOO JORDO

i have the leafs game muted and i fully thought that was 70. somebody review it

oh cool. could the 3 florida power plays have anything to do with it?

frankly i didn't think the jays would be the main screen tonight but here we are