"There seemed to be an understanding between Dernhelm and Elfhelm, the Marshal who commanded the eored in which they were riding.”
Return of the King pg. 101
OH REALLY. IRREGULAR-LOOKING NEWCOMER DERNHELM has an UNDERSTANDING with ELFHELM, THE MARSHAL THEY ARE RIDING UNDER WHO FALLS UNDER THE COMMAND OF THE HOUSE OF EORL. HOW INTERESTING.
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yeah we keep joking about max being charles' biggest fan but,,, can we think about charles' pov? like he just wants to give his interviews but then he feels that double tap on his shoulder and is like, oh god here we go again... and boom. it's max.
the next day the same thing, max is there again.
like we know charles bullies max about it (aka why he gave him the F1 game with only him on the cover with "to my biggest fan") but still, charles knows max is weird about him but max does not only keep going, he levels UP. he's like idgaf i WANT to hear that italian anthem on the podium!!! he's like FINALLY a charles win, i've been waiting for this one!!! charles is in his close proximity for one second and he drags his press officer across the media room to congratulate charles STAT
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jared hopworth is objectively the funniest tma villain purely for "are you... jared hopworth?" "*deep, mangled, distorted voice* that 's what it says on the loicence"
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I think this is supposed to be an insult but it just sounds like the greatest motorsports villain to never exist…
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I think it’s be funny to have a Spider-Man that is genuinely just a kid, not like a teenager or a kid who understands the gravity of his abilities but a kid who does heroics simply because that’s cool to a kid.
The gimmick is that the villains think it’s a gimmick and Spider-Man(?) fucks with them by acting like a kid to make ‘em feel bad or embarrass them only for them to realize he’s a literal child due to a forced team up where they like offer him a brewski afterwards and he’s legitimately like “Mr I am 9 years old, I just do this cause my aunt can’t take me to the park every afternoon.” And they grill him on adult things and he sits there just blanking cause he’s fucking 9.
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kind of hilarious to me that it’s Bruce who is able to analyze and comprehend medical tests. like, do you think he got into the rebellion in order to fight AfO, but then found himself, somehow, the most medically qualified person in the group?
Kudou: excellent work with your meta ability, it’s really cool how you’re able to stockpile energy and control its output
Bruce: yeah it was a hassle to find my limits but thank god i knew how to stitch myself back together when i overdid it
Kudou: … you know how to stitch wounds?
Bruce: i dropped out of medical school before i could start my residency but—
Kudou: YOU WERE IN MEDICAL SCHOOL?!?
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i did not just see someone on here saying tesla is pretty much your average car when it comes to price. HELLO??? lmfao
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THERE ARE ALSO HOLO-KNIVES!?!!!
can you imagine Rimmer running around with a small knife! like holowhips are serious, nasty, hurtful things but holoknifes? those are the things one scadaddles with, or makes emty threats with to try to get some credibility. i'm imagening Rimmer with one looking like that stuffed duck holding a knife and i'm dying of laughter here like please help. holo-knifes, man, they're going to be the death of me
ahaksloddjkspakf imagine Rimmer with a holo-knife, he's knocking things over like a cat because he's trying to get Lister's attention after a tiff. holo-knives should not be as funny a consept as they are, you could make Rimmer cut carrots with an itty bitty blade. this is the funniest thing about the whole RD universe i'm sorry
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