#teach this to your children | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

atomic-anarchist · 14 days

Text

#acab #teach this to your children #preach #all coppers are bastards #all cops are bastards #anarchy #civil disobedience #hello kitty #police #anti establishment #anti police

11 notes · View notes

palatinewolfsblog · 1 day

Text

"Fairytales don't tell children, that dragons exist.

Children already know, that dragons exist.

Fairytales tell children, that dragons can be killed."

G.K. Chesterton.

5K notes · View notes

unpretty · 4 months

Note

what do you MEAN robins are Alfred’s fault are you telling me he’s going around with a butterfly net like AHA I GOT ONE

tldr in sorrowverse batman might have been able to talk dick grayson into staying home and not fighting crimes if he hadn't found out that bruce wayne was batman. which he did. because someone got so offended by the hypocrisy of bruce complaining about the small child entrusted to his care refusing to cooperate and constantly putting himself in danger that it overrode his good sense. this was a terrible idea and now robins are a thing that exist and alfred will never admit that this was all his fault.

#original #ficblogging #he was too mad to logically consider how this would go #somehow he thought this revelation would make bruce confront the unfairness of it all #and maybe he would cut that shit out once he realized what he was doing #instead alfred now has TWO children endangering themselves #why did he ever think this would go any other way #IF YOU WANT HIM TO STOP THEN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STOP FIRST alfred says #FINE THEN I WON'T STOP HIM I WILL TEACH HIM TO DO IT RIGHT bruce says #NO ABSOLUTELY NOT WHY WOULD THAT BE YOUR SOLUTION GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN alfred yells out the open window

219 notes · View notes

furiousgoldfish · 8 months

Text

abusive parent: The 'Real World' is a dangerous, savage place where you stand no chance of survival

me: Yes, but only because you live here

#this could be mediated #abusive parents #toxic parents #fear mongering #teaching children to fear the world #when they should fear the parent #we are always in the real world #there is no fake world of childhood #every moment of your life happened in the real world #it's the only world there is

292 notes · View notes

punkbutsoft · 1 year

Text

I’ve started to teach kids to knit 🧶.

Sorry if format is weird, I’m typing this on my phone.

So, context; I work at a Daycare that provides Before and After School programing. Basically from 6:30 am to 9:00 am and than from 3:00 pm to 6:00 pm there are children at the Daycare.

On Snow days and P.A. Days however, parents still work so the kids come to us and we take care of them until parents get off work.

The older kids at the building (9-12 years) were learning how to finger knit, which is something I don’t know how to do.

So, some of the kids (6-7 years) in my class, asked to learn, I told them I don’t know how but, I can show them how to knit with needles instead.

I didn’t really think the kids would remember but, I still brought my knitting supplies. Wouldn’t you know it but;

A brother and sister learned and then brought it home as a family activity

One of my most aggressive kids finds it very calming, he now has a scarf of his own

And 2 girls share a knitting project going back and forth working on it when the others hands get tired

In total 15 have at least tried to knit and 7/15 kids love to knit with me in the morning and afternoon. And 6/15 of those kids aren’t from my class. They saw the 6-7 year olds knitting, wanted to try, and some of them really like it.

They also have the greatest reasons to knit as well! Here’s a list of reasons to learn how to knit, as told to me for children aged 6-12:

I wanted to knit my grandma something b/c she made me something

B/c my sister/brother is learning

B/c you’re teaching

I want my own scarf

I want to make myself a blanket

I want to make my sister a blanket for her stuffie

B/c you make it look fun

So I can make my own clothes

I love being working with kids man 💜

#knitters of tumblr #knitblr #knittersoftheworld #i work at daycare #children #kids have great reasons #warm your heart kind of reasons #kids are great #teaching to knit

879 notes · View notes

formerheroeswhoquittoolate · 8 months

Text

imagine, if you will:

dick is standing behind the couch braiding stephanie's hair.

stephanie is sitting on the back of the couch braiding barbara's hair.

barbara is sitting on the couch braiding tim's hair.

tim is sitting cris-cross applesauce on the floor with cass's head on his feet braiding her hair.

(cass is eating a cookie.)

#on today's episode of “things the batfamily does quietly to freak bruce out”#they all get so focused on braiding hair that they go quiet #and then bruce is like “several of my most chaotic children are not making any noise” and goes on a little search for them #they reappear ten minutes later and resume causing chaos #but their hair is now up and out of the way #so that's a plus #domestic batfam headcanons #batfam #tim drake #dick grayson #stephanie brown #cass cain #barbara gordon #yeah I firmly believe tim has long enough hair that you could braid at least the floppy top part if you were dedicated enough #his hair is shorter than mine and mine's been braided before #and you bet your ass dick can braid hair #donna taught him (in my personal opinion)#and then barbara had to re-teach him #batfamily #cass is enjoying her cookie by the way #it's a snickerdoodle if you're wondering #she likes them both because they taste good and they have a very funny name

263 notes · View notes

vigilskeep · 10 months

Text

i need to wynnepost. somebody has to

#its crazy how people will assume she is all the tropes she subverts and then ignore her #also how sympathy for circle mages’ indoctrination only lasts until they get old i guess and then fuck them #because its not as if they were ever a terrified child who’d never had anything better than a single templar’s mildest kindness and any kind #of home even if it was the tower #so an orphan kid who had no memory of anything but scurrying between farmsteads and hiding in barns #didnt want to leave. what a shock. you guys dont get the place comfort has in keeping circle mages complicit #so it’s violent and terrible and you never have privacy and your children get murdered and you’re always watched and hated #its also a warm bed and community and a chance to succeed #do you honestly think every kid from fucking THEDAS knows theres anything better out there #that doesnt make the circle good. it makes it horrific that they prey on vulnerable kids to teach them the world hates them #and only the circle is ‘safe’#i just think there should be some sympathy for those kids and what they grow up into #its easy for the player to walk in and say their character would hate the circle and never have listened to the templars #its easy for say an amell or even a surana with a family back home to not fear what they left behind #wynne genuinely thinks without the circle mages would all be murdered and she’ll fight and die protecting her fellow mages #from the right of annulment #yes its a flaw that she goes on to teach others the circle must be tolerated and that is precisely how the circle is perpetuated ove #over generations #but its amazing to me to just act like its her fault #well. this is more tags than i expected it to be

227 notes · View notes

phoebepheebsphibs · 3 months

Text

Other people: wow you really write kids accurately

Me: thanks i was one once

#lol jk jk #but like #do some people not write kids accurately??#like how do you forget that #it was your entire backstory #also i do teach kids and volunteer in childcare every week so that might be a factor too #nah you fools #the truth is that i AM A GIANT CHILD BWAHAHA #hide and seek fic #fiction #tumblr writers #i love to write #my writing #writing kids #writing children

57 notes · View notes

shirtlesssammy · 2 years

Photo

🎵This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius 🎵

The Winchesters 1x02 // Teach Your Children Well

#spnwin #spnwinedit #the winchesters #spn #spnwin spoilers #spnwin 1x02 #teach your children well #carlos cervantez

994 notes · View notes

mistergreatbones · 1 year

Text

None of the clone troopers have ever spoken Mando'a in canon, however Rex has called people "kid", including several clones, Ahsoka, and Ezra. We also hear Cody refer to his subordinates as "kid" as well, and once he refers to another clone as "son" (Chopper in the Hidden Enemy)

Additionally, in the 'The Deserter', Rex explains that he is fighting so "our children and their children [won't] be forced to live under an evil I can't well imagine." When Cut points out that Rex can't have kids, as it's against the rules, Rex responds that "it doesn't matter if it's my children or other people's children." He is not denying that he doesn't have kids, but instead implying that he sees no different between his own offspring and others'.

Therefore, there is technically more textual evidence to support the headcanon that Rex would be referred to as "Dad" instead of "ori'vod" should a member of the 501st require a familiar nickname for him. In this essay I will examine the significance of this moniker in relation to Captain Rex, and expand upon how this may change our understanding of the GAR's interpersonal relationships

#rex is the 501st's dad #rex is domino's dad #rex is ahsoka's dad #rex is ezra's dad #rex is everyone's dad #when he checks up on tup before umbara? dad.#when he calls ahsoka 'kid'? dad.#“i see the way you look at my children” yeah cuz he's thinking about his own!#captain rex #the siege of mandalore was literally just rex and anakin's daughter comes home from college and everyone's trying to adapt #anakins all 'remember when you liked beads and lightersabers :) wdym youre not a kid anymore? youre my kid i know what you like :/#meanwhile rex's like 'hey since youre an adult now wanna jump outta a plane w/o a parachute #you can teach me how to shotgun a beer later'#tcw #star wars the clone wars #leo says shit

241 notes · View notes

bumblingbabooshka · 1 month

Text

My baby's just fine. She knows all of her rhymes. [Patreon | Ko-fi]

#bea art tag #comix #Tuvok #Asil #st voy #star trek voyager #star trek voy #st voyager #Asil not wanting to speak to her dad...too many emotions...what's the point? Why should I?#This is from the timeline in my head where she becomes a priest and undergoes the kolinahr because her anguish over losing her father #is too much #I typically have all his children being adults by the time Voyager returns with the youngest having been a teenager when he left #But AAA.....oh it DOES hurt the heart good to imagine that his youngest was only a child...comes back to nearly an adult. AGH.#And it'd probably hurt a lot...Tuvok obviously values teaching as a means to bond with children (see: Innocence)#<- And his relationship to Kes in some respects though she is NOT a child. I just know that teaching mental discipline would be high on a #Vulcan parent's priorities #The thought of Tuvok missing all that childhood development...he knows it'll go fine without him. He trusts his wife and his community but #it still must hurt...to see your child grow so much without you. Even more so because as a Vulcan their childhood is such a vanishingly #small part of their lifespan. They're a child for like 18 years out of their potential 200.#happy tuvok tuesday!!!

28 notes · View notes

itspileofgoodthings · 1 month

Text

so many people have said that as you approach your 30’s things start to fall into place but I don’t feel that at all. the closer I get the more it feels that everything is dissolving and falling apart

#it’s not all in a bad way!#I’m hoping Wendell Berry is right and it may in fact be that when we have lost our way our real journey begins #and there is something where in the dissolution of certainty God enters and directs us the way He wants us to go #and reminds us that we’re not strong and independent from Him but children in His hands #but I would be lying if I said I didn’t miss the certainty of 2018/22/younger Maria #I don’t quite know this new self #except for teaching everything is uncertain and I sort of daren’t pick up the colored pencils of life to do anything with them #I guess that’s what makes me really grateful for teaching #it’s firm and sure contact between me and the outside world #but everything else is just drifting and I am at sea!#anyways I am so sorry for putting personal self-reflection and analysis on your dash on this Easter morning #ewww ugh disgusting blegh I’m sorry #but trying to gain some clarity through words #Happy Easter! thank you for listening!! praying for you all

25 notes · View notes

maegalkarven · 7 months

Text

Also funny how while Ketheric is my least favorite villain from the Dead Three Chosen, he def is the one I respect the most.

Orin and Gortash are just problem children with behavior issues and delusions of grandeur. Ketheric tho? He just wanted his daughter back.

#bg3 spoilers #ketheric thorm #orin the red #enver gortash #lord gortash #I love both orin and gortash to the death but by the gods they're ridiculous. So hard to take seriously when you know all the details #and durge pre-memory loss was even worse #Who made these losers the leaders? look at them they create horrors and look silly in the process #wdym orin plays with her corpsy-dollies #wdym gortash is such a nerd ketheric sends him some strange stuff his recruits find?#wdym durge speaks LIKE THAT and wrote a whole ass letter to their father bc they got 1(ONE) friend and possibly lover #meanwhile ketheric is the only sane villain #sitting there like in the kindergarden #@bhaal come take your children they're being ridiculous #@bane your chosen is having his unethical experiments on the captives and doesn't clean after. Yes #again. Balthazar complained.#teach him to clean after himself. are you a god of tyranny or what?

64 notes · View notes

eshiraku-iixv · 4 days

Text

The land of stories 🍉

Palestine collection ✨🍉✨

30 notes · View notes

everyponie · 21 days

Text

parents seriously need to be aware of these niche online communities that their children are apart of. So many of these communities take advantage of, often queer, children. Innocent children who are looking for a place to be accepted, and that innocence is taken advantage of by predators. I wish there was a way I could make the general public aware of these communities, and what buzzwords they use. Maybe I'll make a guide. Who knows.

#another rant about child safety #im so tired #please teach online safety to your children #online safety

23 notes · View notes

swan2swan · 8 months

Text

Annual reminder that Aang wasn't a terrible dad, that one episode was badly written and had poor perspective. Aang was a busy, working dad who had a lot of stuff to do, and then suddenly his third kid was a full-on Airbender and he was literally the only one qualified to teach this baby, so then he finally had an excuse to put his family before his duties ("My family IS my duty now, suckers!!!"), and so Kya and Bumi were all "What the heck, Dad???" because they were now teens (iirc) and they missed out on all that stuff.

It was basically Aang going from "my family has 20% of my time" to "my family has 40% of my time". Still not enough, probably, but Aang could finally go and explore his own culture without feeling guilty about leaving the rest of the world to fend for itself.

#poor dude probably had all kinds of mental issues #also literally everything else about his dadhood has been outstanding #his son gets a high rank in the navy #his lesbian daughter gets to go do her thing #tenzin had it hardest of all the kids #we can also get into the whole part where Aang's whole culture separated parents from their kids #so he wasn't exactly raised with a child-to-biological-parent bond himself #the perils of culture clash...especially with a devoted water tribe mother #you've got a culture that says ''Family is EVERYTHING parents will teach their children for LIFE''#meeting a culture that says ''Everyone in the world is your family so you have to treat them equally''#.....gosh that story really needs to be explored more #and they could NOT have delivered it more clumsily #or wrapped it up more frustratingly #''here we are lamenting all our insecurities and inner doubts but LOOK THIS FAMILY PHOTO SHOWS US HAPPY WE MUST HAVE BEEN HAPPY''#I mean...they were #but it was also poorly executed #legend of korra #tlok #atla #how to tell the casuals from those who take this seriously #''aang was a bad dad'' do you even READ SUBTEXT

137 notes · View notes