ren’s body count: 670+

we're at it again🕺

anyone else feel like your apartment is like an open world map you gradually unlock or are y’all normal

i'm writing essays for university rn and i keep writing in little puns/jokes. because my theory is if the marker is in a good mood (from laughing at my brilliant jokes) then they'll give me a better grade, right??

and i've just realised. the marauders (james, sirius, remus, and peter) would so do that. for every single essay/assignment.

I've long lauded the entertainment value of running around LotRO on an overleveled hunter and oneshotting everything.

Little did I guess the entertainment value of running around LotRO on an overleveled brawler and oneshotting everything.

I've seen people be like downpour ruined how people see five pebbles and im gonna be honest if you were here for any number of years pre-downpour the fandom was always god-awful with the nuance in his character. thats not a downpour thing thats a fandom thing

I can’t explain it but I feel like I’m right

loved this redditor's analysis of Inflammatory Writ

I got a job as a bookseller!!!

venting in tags about gender n shit (long as hell) (u can comment and talk 2 me as always :3)

top deepening his voice when talking to mew's moms... gun speaking higher when talking to cher's mom... i love these choices

hi guys please wish me luck for my college entrance exam tomorrow for one of my dream schools xoxo

Ghirademi brain rot

*hits blunt*

The difference between BDEF Charlotte Emily Peterson

Chatterbird from Chatterbird Corporations

and DSAF Henry

is that Charlie is a sun, Henry is a star and Chatterbird is a scalpel.

Also really funny how Chatterbird is the only one who isn't even any kind of celestial body like naaaah she's a fucking scalpel is what she is. Local woman so fucking cold she reaches the status of cold steel. Local woman so personal yet impersonal that she becomes a medical tool with the potential for great harm, which she does. Local woman so edgy that she becomes an edge.

Anyway. I wanted to say that Charlie is a sun because it's like,,,,, looking at her hurts your eyes and unsettles you. She burns brighter than any light in the sky and her flames reach the Earth and you know, you know, one day they'll devour it whole. You know her flames will scorch the Earth the way they kill anything that comes into their embrace. She's beautiful from afar. She's death and she gives life. You feel like you cannot live without her, you crawl towards her, but get too close and you're dead. She's a forest fire burning down this town, she's a house fire razing this whole neighbourhood and all the wildlife to the ground. And much like the sun, she's in the center of it all, everyone orbits around her, dances around her, a force driving everyone to do so. She is magnetic, irresistible. She's a living spectacle. But she burns bright and fast and we all know that it can't last forever, and everyone knows that her touch will kill them one of these days. And so they all look at her the way you look at the sun - not with love but with disgust.

I'm so stupid 😬

Hello! Just read the newest alt reveals post and omg. ok, ok, ok, but like the first one with Sun just stayed with me so much, because the fact that in this version y/n isn't as close with both of them as they are in the main verse makes it so tense! Like sure their rivalry is important and they can be little bastards together XD and y/n likes Moon, but Sun isn't as playful and didn't get to be the sweet neighbor and Moon didn't appear as a approachable as a tenant and didn't get the playful banter. Like I wonder what Sun would do if he learned that Robin really did think he was aiming for their position and the whole dynamic now is taking them so much by surprise. Because now Sun can be sweet and not hold them at an arms length, but that kind of whiplash would be hard for y/n to get used to. Ironically enough, it seems it would be a bit harder for Sun in this scenario to get closer, because now they have a good reason for Moon to let himself be known, something y/n wanted, and they can start more of that playfulness, but I see Robin having a lot more trouble changing course with Sun, and dropping all the walls they made, because maybe deep down they wanted him to at least like them, but kept telling themself that wasn’t the case at all. Lots of frustration and feelings and trying not to let Sun see them working through them all. But he probably would anyways haha!

So first of all, I want to link to the now posted tidbits - because there's some relevant lines in there.

So Sun is VERY aware that he has an uphill battle to win here, but hey, that's fine, he's determined! And, frankly, he's been fighting that battle since he scared Robin out of that banterful rivalry and into a more serious, tense one. The fact that they're now also neighbors and he gets to show sides of him that aren't aligned with what he projects as secret agent actually makes it a less uphill battle. It may give Y/N mental whiplash at first, but he'll make sure they get used to it, and learn to trust that part if him (too).

He does try not to let it get to him that Y/N and Moon seem much much closer much sooner - even as rivals, Moon is still just a menace and gets that lighthearted bickering, rather than actual suspicion.

Moon may actually help him, just a bit - subtly. Brings up stories that are maybe embarrassing for Sun, things he wouldn't tell Y/N for his pride's sake - but Moon doesn't have that issue. "He insisted on buying the goodies for your gift basket himself. I was supposed to be in rest mode, instead I had to help him decide whether to get the chocolate cereal bars or the fruit ones." "... I got both." "Yeah." (in a very tired and resigned to his fate kind of tone). Anything that makes Y/N laugh, and maybe see their og rival in a slightly different light - he is kinda silly, he's just a really good agent, too, and that's what they've got to see until then

Certain stories may also make it click that his concern always was genuine - the little "You look tired, sweetheart"s undercover (they thought he was playing his role), the "I can hardly follow our person of interest into a café, I'm an animatronic. You go, and don't forget to order something to drink, to make it believable"s (they thought he insisted on telling them how to do their job), all those little moments that suddenly get a second meaning.

And then Sun does the neighborly thing (since Moon already set the precedent) and brings over food - like the tradition to gift salt and bread when someone moves! Completely backwards since Sun and Moon were the ones moving in and Y/N does point that out - but he just shrugs and goes "Well, what would we do with bread and salt?" and they can hardly argue

Y/N: Is this poisoned?

Sun: *offended gasp* I'm appalled, you'd think that of me?

Y/N: We are rivals. And neighbors. Seems kind of obvious.

Sun: That's why I'm offended, darling. You really think I'm that uncreative? You haven't been eating enough, anyway, and we have that high stakes mission next week, I want you in top form.

Y/N: You are so weird.

(But they do take the bread. It's good bread.) (Despite their accusation, they do see this for what it is - an attempt to mend a bridge in the clumsiest/ most obvious way, with his only saving grace being his projected confidence.)

And if they ever had that talk about their rivalry and Robin's expectations?

Robin: I just thought you were aiming for my spot. I worked hard to get where I am, I couldn't just let a rookie outdo my like that.

Dawn: My precious, precious little rival. I like my position, exactly where I am.

Y/N: Yeah? And where is that?

Dawn: Next to you.

And he is - now that they pay attention to it. He doesn't try to keep them in his shadow, and he also doesn't stay in theirs - he wants them, and he wants as much of them as he gets, without any "Oh no but we can't, they deserve better, I shouldn't -" No.

Both in canon and in reverse, Post-reveal Sun gets greedy. He has no issues about sharing with Moon, because that's what they've always done, but beyond that he's only giving towards some select few, and he "selected"/ chose Y/N. He had to accept the futility of his choice before, assuming the rules they work with prevent them from ever really getting anywhere, but when that argument becomes moot?

He doesn't care how long it'll take - he'll work to earn Y/N's trust (trust they want to give), and he'll gladly wait for them.