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sweetie-peaches · 7 months

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That frubbo college flowershop/mechanic au I was talking about

• Fred works for the local flowershop, which unfortunately is right next to the mechanic shop Tubbo works at

• not only is the shop constantly filled with the sounds of general mechanic noises, but also whatever music Tubbo feels like playing that day

• Fred personally doesn’t mind much. But his boss, cucurucho is personally offended by this

• the several times cucurucho’s personally gone to tell Tubbo to shut up, he’s met with Tubbo promising he’ll be quieter, then instantly playing the most annoying song he can think of

• they were forced to listen to the gummy bear song for 5 hours

• fred fears cucurucho is going to resort to violence one of these days

• so he takes cucuruchos place in going to tell him to shut up the next time the music is just a little bit too loud

• cue the romcom esc meeting

• once he asks, Tubbo suprisingly does turn his music down, and keeps it down for the rest of the day

• Fred finds himself walking into the shop more frequently than before for various reasons. Tubbo seems to find himself drawn to the flowershop more

• eventually cucurucho tells him he has to stop seeing Tubbo for (insert reason)

• Fred goes to the break room one day

•Tubbo managed to make a fucking slot where the walls of the flower shop and mechanic shop were connected, a letter waiting inside

• they become penpals

• it’s only a couple months in when Fred realize they also go to the same college

• and now he can’t stop seeing him in all his classes

#peaches pens #peaches posts #frubbo #frubbo au #qsmp qosts #qsmp tubbo #qsmp fred #I promise I’m trying to edit everything and log into my ao3 account to post this #Swear on my life

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peribytes · 4 months

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istg i'm leaving this awful year behind me, i will not drag its dead weight with me. i speak it, i will it!

#i'm going to be so fucking calm and collected and thoughtful and compassionate and sweet and all around better #sorry for all my bs this year. i'll do everything in my power not to repeat it #swear on my life

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vincentaureliuslin · 2 months

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21, 23 and 73?

21 - obesession from childhood?

i don't necessarily have obsessions that ive ever gotten over they're all hyperfixations waiting to be resurfaced tbh (my little pony if that counts)

23 - strange habits?

i don't really know what counts as a strange habit but i carry around rocks in my purse in case of the impossible scenario someone tries to rob me but i feel like that's not the same thing

73 - favorite weird flavor combo?

i don't know but when i was younger i had a mayonnaise and ranchnhyperfixation at separate times and would eat with everything including cereal, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, ect. literally everything and it was really gross

#i DONT do the mayonnaise thing anymore i #swear on my life

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bugdogg · 9 months

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I WANT BUT I CANNOT, I GOTTA BUY AN ITA BAG FIRST

#im gonna come back to this if it still exists later #swear on my life

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reel-fear · 10 months

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just saw the new spiderverse and I am a changed person now... I cannot express how good it was... Somehow it surpassed the original and the original was my favorite movie of all time. This is gonna be fantastic, I Know It Will

#ramblez #legit so emotional rn #I probably cried at least 4 or 5 times watching it #please please go watch it #it hit so close to home I cannot even comprehend the shock and emotion I am feeling rn #Ill never be the same #those stories? are the kind i want to Im Going to tell one day #swear on my life #I will

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thepsychewrites · 2 years

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nah bc i didn’t give the duffer brothers permission to hurt my heart n soul like that

#stranger things #stranger things no spoilers #like why am i crushed #heart = demolished #i was sobbing the entire second ep #haven’t cried that hard since ENDGAME #swear on my life

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spyglassrealms · 1 year

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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thxnks4themrms · 2 months

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BRO STOPPPP I HATE SEEING KIDS BEING NEGLECTED

#PLEASE #ID 100% BE ABLE TO CARE FOR HIM #IDC IF IM YOUNG #THAT KID DESERVES GOOD PARENTS #ILL FIND A WAY TO MAKE MONEY AND GIVE HIM EVERYTHING HE NEEDS #SWEAR ON MY LIFE

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lost-in-lamentation · 9 months

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tbh sometimes it's so hard to write requests because the writers block is there for certain ones but then you get a new one and it's like.. "omg i can write that" like no brain write the older requests first please

also i hope you guys know my inbox is also available just for chatting !! i'd love to say hi to some of you (´ω｀) ♡

#aris talks 🐈‍⬛#requests are being worked on #swear on my life

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forestgranted · 7 months

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i drew etho's kill on joel for @trafficzine !! this was super challenging and i learned so much, i hope i did the scene justice

#limited life fanart #hermitcraft #third life fanart #etho fanart #smallishbeans fanart #my art #big thanks again to the admin team #and linktoo #this was the hardest thing i've ever worked on i swear

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lotus-pear · 9 months

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"feels like we could go on for forever this way.." (x)

#wooo new header for me <33 #also back to skk posting i missed them sm #wanted to pratice some scenery and try a new style which simplifies my current one and focuses more on colors and painting #and i'm super happy with how it turned out i think i won #for forever fits skk so well it rly brings back the bittersweet memories of when they were once partners and each others halves #and it just feels reminiscent of days gone by and they were once so close but time and life their own decisions have torn them apart #ben platt's voice is so pretty i love this song sm i heard it for the first time again in years and was slammed by all the emotions😭😭#i was so normal abt deh when it first came out i swear #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

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il-predestinato · 2 months

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Oh, Charles... your memory isn't bad. It's just selective. 🥺

Saudi Arabia 2024 // Val d'Argenton 2012

#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #f1 #saudi arabian gp 2024 #val d'argenton 2012 #i like how when he was asked on march 9 2024 what happened on march 9 2024 he's like ??? no clue sry #but when asked in 2021 about what happened in 2012 he gave a play-by-play soliloquy like it happened yesterday #i swear he KILLED me with the whole 'i will remember all my life' 🥺#GIRL HAVE SOME SHAME #*#my edit #fave

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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 3 months

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Tim, injured and bedridden: I promise you all, when I can move again, I'm going to be so god damn unhinged that the Joker himself will be scared

Everyone else: ...that's nice sweetie

#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batman #tim drake #tim is tired #this is based off of my life today #i swear as soon as i can get off the couch im entering my insanity arc

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ruporas · 7 months

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green haired guy that has haunted my character types for 10+ years

#roronoa zoro #one piece #opfanart #ive spent a good 2/3 of my artist life trying to draw him in a way i like.... i'm inching to it slowly bit by bit as i improve #which is truly One of my greatest joys as an artist - learning to draw better so i can draw my faves better #zoro is genuinely my favorite fictional character everrrrrrr... i think.... i love him so much but i have long since ran out of words to #Describe why. and i dont think any other character has come close tbh -- EXCEPT FOR WOLFWOOD!!!!! god. WW!!!!!!!!#which is crazy. but ww is very special. very dear. zoro and ww are very different... someone more similar to ww would be sanji and robin #but there's also smth about them that are so Similar. i sound like an insane person in these tags and clearly im bias BUT I SWEAR!!!#it might just be the loyalty aspect - incredibly strong traits in both of them.... also nightow drew wolfwood in a haramaki once......#connecting the most minor dots over nothing - but any ww + zoro lovers out there - maybe u understand what i mean.

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heartorbit · 2 months

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revstar emu save me

#please watch revue starlight #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #proseka #Im so mad i wrote 8 million tags stream of consciousness style and then aposted this to the weong account #im not rewriting all that. you get NOTHING.#actually i will say again i have no idea why this kind of blee up on twit please WATCH TEVUE STAKRIGHTBTNGL #i KNOW 4 thiusand of you did not watch it Watch revue starlight Do not speak of yuri unless you partske in the revue #sorry. anyways #the jist of it was ahh the assignments -> making cosplay -> might post it here if i can take a bice photo for once in my life #because im proud of it. as mortifying as it is.#my best friend is cosplaying an im the clown Two lesbians walk into the metro convention centre(is that where toronto comicon is????)#Oh right i was thinking of making little drswings of pjsk charas or at least exs and printing them out in bulk on a dheet of paper #and coloring them in w markers and giving them to people at the pjsk meetup or vendors i get merch from..#i thought itd be fun. Also i swear to god i have a sheet of like MAGNET paper somewhere i want to make people emu magnets #Ok i fucking for real have to go to sleep i have to get up for class in 5 hours. wuit your college join my emo(daily affirmations)

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xcleanx · 19 days

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were you sent by someone who wanted me dead? did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed? were you writing a book? were you a sleeper-cell spy? in fifty years will all this be declassified? and you'll confess why you did it… and i'll say good riddance ’cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden…. I WOULD’VE DIED FOR YOUR SINS INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE!!!!!!!!! AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WON’T GET TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS YOU CRASHED MY PARTY IN YOUR RENTAL CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SAID NORMAL GIRLS WERE BORING BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KICKED OUT THE STAGE LIGHTS BUT YOU’RE STILL PERFORMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………. and in the plain sight you hid……. and you are what you did…… and i’ll forget you but i’ll never forgive…. the smallest man who ever lived.

#HOW CAN YOU JUST SIT AND WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT???????????#i swear this song is gonna stay with me my whole life #taylor swift #the smallest man who ever lived #the tortured poets department

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