#surprisingly good sniper tho
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You know what can just be so satisfying?
Giving Jason two boyfriends who egg him on and help him kill the Joker
#batman#dc#jason todd#I’m gone I’ve already made a whole au#it’s been five minutes since this thought was birthed#okay#so#one’s a twink whose mother was in with the Court of Owls#so he knows the ins and outs of the criminal underworld better than most#a suave boi who Lives for Wordplay#knows all the buttons to push to make someone Real Fukkin Mad#likes to play bodyguard for his brick shithouse boyfriends#and the other one’s just a Good Farm Boy who’s the heart and moral compass of the throuple#but at the same time he Wrestles Bears For Fun#once just went straight up to Bane#and TACKLED him bc he wanted to see who was stronger#what a himbo#surprisingly good sniper tho#THEY HAVE A CAT#her name is Rosie
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sleeping w/ the mercs [IT IS LIKE THAT]
these are so badddddd bro literally ignore this i just need practice and the mercs are my victims pinky promise i'll get better
yeah the title is the exact same as the tf2 headcanons from my main SO WHAT
if ur under 16 please don't interact 👍🏻
afab reader i’m sorry guys :( gender is totally neutral though
obviously this is under a cut
warnings/includes: MENTIONS OF SYRINGES/NEEDLES, SCALPELS, AND MEDICAL STUFF IN MEDIC'S SECTION!!!!!! AND KNIVES AND BLOOD IN SNIPER'S!!!! these are so bad, pyro is insane, medic is also insane, sniper is depraved, actually everybody's depraved, i'm depraved and also so so sorry
mostly what they're into/how they behave, nothing super reader specific in these ones
Scout:
-he’s got enough experience but he isn’t as good as he says he is, he’s got the spirit though and that’s what matters
-really good with his fingers but he can't find the clit half the time so help him out a bit
-absolutely an ass man but isn’t into anal
-scout usually likes positions where he can easily see/touch your ass (doggy, reverse cowgirl, etc)
-definitely says cringe shit in the bedroom, 100% refers to himself as daddy (which is canon i think?? i remember him having a voice line where he does that, could be wrong tho)
-has tried (and failed) to call you kitten on the regular but reverted back to the usual (still cringy) nicknames he calls you after demo made fun of him
-he never shuts up so the dirty talk is CRAZYYYY
-calls you stuff like doll, baby, babe, and uses pretty girl/boy/baby and babygirl/boy/doll when he's close
-even though he’s a little clumsy with it, he really does like giving oral, just give him a little direction; BUT likes receiving oral even more, sorry abt ur knees babe 💔
-definitely into semi-public sex, he won’t do anything in front of people but you bet your ass he’s finding some alleyway or storage closet to get freaky in
-does get jealous pretty easy and even though he’s usually not too rough with you he is not above manhandling when he sees fit
-the dog tags stay on, do with that what you will
Soldier:
-good GAWD
-literally so mean but mean in a hot way so that makes it okay
-absolutely nickname crazy; most of them aren't very cute or sexy (i.e. cadet, maggot, etc) but cupcake always makes an appearance
-very much into verbal degradation because of course he is, is also very into manhandling and just kinda tossing you around but he doesn't wanna hurt you too bad
-rarely ever fucks on an actual bed, usually it's the nearest wall/table/chair/couch, any surface you could lay/sit on really
-no the helmet is not coming off but that adds to it
-the honey IS going on though, maybe not his full body but it will make an appearance (he’s def into foodplay)
-tiny bit of a size kink, i think soldier is one of the taller, bulkier mercs so there's a very good chance he's much bigger than you in one way or another
-would absolutely be interested in a threesome with demo let's get real here
-very attracted to body hair bc i say so
-likes positions where he's very obviously the one in control/with the power; very into restraint either with some device (handcuffs, rope, etc) or with his own hands
-VERY loud, so good luck with that lmao
Pyro:
-man,,,,
-obviously into temperature and wax play
-the mask and suit do not come off, but pyro has a plethora of toys to use on you instead 😊
-gets off on the idea that he's some faceless person you can't really understand that has complete control over you and your body
-does occasionally lift the mask up just above his nostrils to kiss you, though, scarred lips be damned
-does babble a lot, even though it's all muffled; the nicknames he uses are surprisingly cute, he'll call you stuff like sugarplum, marshmallow, firefly, sugar cube, and other sickly-sweet names
-doesn't like showing you his bare skin/body because of their burn scars, but pyro does enjoy grinding if you wanna help him out that bad
-derives most of his pleasure from making you feel good, though, so he isn't really looking for any type of physical release on his end
-pyro's are kinda short i just can't think of any more rn i apologize 💔
Demo:
-WHAT A MAN 😍😍😍
-#1 lover out of all the mercs get fucked spy
-i think his build is very similar to soldiers, maybe an inch or two taller, so he definitely has the same lowkey size kink
-is also open to a threesome with soldier
-absolutely a service dom but he teases so much
-FAKE SYMPATHY!!!! FAKE SYMPATHY!!!!!!!
-likes when you call him by his name more than any of the cheesy titles dudes usually want their significant other to call them but he is always referring to you by any nickname he can think of; the most popular ones are lamb, sweetheart, lass/lad, my girl/boy/baby and "poor, sweet thing"
-loves talking to you and making you talk back to him even when you're literally on a different planet; makes you tell him what you want him to do even though he knows exactly what you're gonna say
-also slightly into dumbification (not to the extent medic or engineer are, though, he just thinks it's hot)
-very much into face and thigh riding
-foreplay alone could last as long as an hour if he's feeling "mean" at that particular time
-THIGH MAN!!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!
-makes you hold eye contact with him, sometimes the eyepatch comes off 🥴
-likes giving a whole lot more than receiving but he isn't about to turn down a blowjob if you offer
-waking you up with oral, it's his version of breakfast in bed
Heavy:
-and you thought demo was a service dom 🙄
-literally will do whatever you ask him to he does not care, as long as you feel good he's content
-very obvious size kink and it's very easy to exploit, but heavy doesn't take too kindly to teasing (he isn't about to stop you, though)
-speaks mostly in russian so unless you're fluent you can't really understand him but you get the gist of what he's saying by the tone in his voice
-outside of whatever russian bullshit he's spouting out, he calls you his "leetle bunny"
-tries to be gentle with you because of how big he is, but if he's provoked he can and will get wild
-as stated above, he can and will get wild, which includes his dirty talk; russian praise will turn into demeaning english muttered in your ear
-BREEDING KINK !!!!!!!!!!
-doesn't tease you on purpose, but he goes slow enough to where you think he's fucking with you (no pun intended)
-begging is never necessary but it is a guilty pleasure of his
-doesn't ask to receive oral often but watching you struggle with it does kinda turn him on even more
-face sitting extraordinaire, yes he does make the stupid eating sounds like in the game and yes he does it on purpose to try to make you laugh
-LET HEAVY FUCK NASTY GOD DAMN IT!!!
Engineer:
-WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN 😍😍😍
-much stronger than you'd think he is and he does use that to his advantage
-slight temperature play when the gunslinger is involved, it's just a little colder than room temperature but it's a very stark contrast
-loves conflicting his speech with his actions; he'll sweet talk and praise you while he's railing you into next week
-speaking of, he'll call you anything but your name. honeybee, honey, darlin', sweet girl/boy/baby, baby girl/boy/doll, any nickname that sounds hot in a southern accent he's callin you
-he absolutely has a daddy kink but won't tell you unless you have one too and approach him first, chances are you're younger than he is and he doesn't wanna make you think he's a weirdo
-all in all, the dirty talk is INSANEEEEEEEE
-absolutely into dumbification, he knows he's smart and he gets off on the power imbalance when you're babbling about nothing and he's still perfectly present
-also slightly into dacryphilia? it's not attractive when you're crying from pain, sadness, frustration, etc but he likes making you feel so good you're overwhelmed and all you can do is cry for him
-might forget to take the helmet and goggles off, but if you want him to keep them on then by all means he will
-would absolutely abide by the cowboy hat rule (if you don't know what that is, basically if a cowboy puts his hat on your head y'all are fuckin' later on)
-very much into bigger people, the extra chub around the thighs, chest, cheek, and stomach areas are a weakness of his
MEDIC!
-the moment we've all been waiting for
-kinda like soldier in the fact that he's mean in a hot way, but it's less bully-mean and more absolutely deranged mean
-of course he's into degradation and medical play, definitely dacryphilia and dumbification (for similar reasons engineer is), another merc with a slight size kink cause medic is big as hell
-likes to get you on the operation table and trace a syringe or scalpel (or both if he's feeling patient [haha get it]) along your body purely for the fear it evokes from you
-wants to get you scared/vulnerable and that's how he starts his foreplay; totally into the whole predator/prey thing but not in the same way sniper is, medic is more into metaphorical or psychological hunting rather than the actual thing
-FAKE SYMPATHY!!!!!! FAKE SYMPATHY!!!!! FAKE SYMPATHY!!!
-teases, edges, and overstimulates you to the point of tears and gets this stupid smug look on his face while cooing at you
-calls you demeaning names, like pet, but he's got some cute ones he uses too; täubchen, maus, schatz, and liebling (dove, mouse, sweetheart, and darling) are very prevalent in and outside of the bedroom
-if you're okay with it, medic does like to use you as a bit of stress relief when everybody else is getting on his nerves
-is 100% down for a doctor/nurse or doctor/patient roleplay let's get real here
-also into semi-public sex, sometimes he'll leave the medbay door unlocked and slightly ajar purpose just to mess with you
-though he is very rough with you most of the time, he likes to save his more tender moments for when the two of you are in an actual bedroom and not his workspace
Sniper:
-wild. like genuinely doesn't know what to do with himself when he's horny he just goes fucking crazy.
-even though he gets crazy insane, he doesn’t really know what all to do and it frustrates him; he doesn't have much experience when it comes to sexual acts with another person involved so please give him some pointers
-absolutely into knife play come on
-if you have a period, he'd also be down for period sex he does not care about blood in the slightest
-isn't all that nickname-heavy like some of the other mercs here, but he does sprinkle them into his dirty talk. it's usually the same things he calls you outside of the bedroom, like 'roo, darl', and love
-into body worship, giving or receiving. he likes making you feel beautiful and he likes feeling good about himself too
-would definitely want you to suck him off while he does target practice and i know this is such a popular headcanon but come on guys
-another popular headcanon is sniper being into predator/prey dynamics which like,,,come on. it's literally perfect. you're telling me this nutcase dude wouldn't be into scaring the shit out of you by physically hunting you down. it's basically canon idc
-likes biting and leaving marks on your neck/shoulders in very visible areas because he's kind of a possessive guy ngl
-as much as he likes people seeing the aftermath of what he does to you, sniper is a very private person so he really wouldn't be all that into sneaky sex. the closest you'll get is his sniper nest while he does target practice on cease-fire days
Spy:
-despite being an asshole on the regular, he's a very attentive lover
-into body worship but only giving, he already knows he's fine and he wants to make sure you're never insecure about yourself
-bilingual babe 😍 speaks in french so much you can't really understand what he's talking about but he's more than happy to give you a translation
-also has a daddy kink let's get real here
-KNIFE PLAY!!!!!!!!!!
-heavily into power play as well, similar to pyro because he'll keep his clothes (including the mask and gloves) on while you're completely bare to him
-likes buying you lingerie
-likes getting and giving head the same amount, he has no real preference cause it's gonna end in sex every time anyway 🤷♀️
-french nicknames ONLY!!!! mon cher (my dear), ma chérie/mon chéri (my darling), amour/mon amour (love/my love), gentille fille/garçon/bébé (sweet girl/boy/baby), mon ange (my angel) [currently using my basic understanding of the french language for evil]
-semi-public and public sex spy does not give a fuck he has a cloaking device for a reason 🙄🙄
-if you don't already have one he will give you an accent kink
#i'm so SORRYYYYY#tf2 fans please don't beat me over the head#i just need practice </3#yeah i included some salt n peppa references too i couldn't help myself#tf2 headcanons#tf2 x reader#tf2 smut#scout x reader#soldier x reader#pyro x reader#demoman x reader#heavy x reader#engineer x reader#medic x reader#sniper x reader#spy x reader#smut headcanons#god i am so sorry
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Stupid and dumb tf2 headcannons cause I somebody do these on tiktok and they rile me up
Pyro regularly goes to strip clubs and he would fucking clap at the strippers like "😊👏👏" because he's a weirdo and I love it, demoman and Soldier would go too, both wanting to have a good time but soldier would probably be more impressed at how flexible they can be instead of everything else
They have movie nights where they vote and scout chooses action every single time while most mercs would want something else, they accuse him of being scared because he never ever chooses horror and he's like "pfft, no! Horror is just...lame to me." And engie snorts and was like "Yeah okay buddy." So they watched horror that night to prove it to him and surprisingly he was composed during it, but he didn't sleep that night, or the coming nights until he finally convinced himself it was just a movie and nobody was living in his closets.
Spy is a little too into weapons. One time when they all got a crate of weapons they had all been wanting when it came to his crate bro was practically SAVORING the knives and guns he was holding, he was sputtering French compliments while he was CARESSING those weapons. Everybody was so weirded out Sniper had to tell him to cut it out. He simply said that he was "impressed" by the refined beauty of said weapons. (if he starts moaning over those guns don't be surprised)
They also have game nights, it was scouts idea. Usually only Pyro, Engineer, Demoman, Soldier would join, while others would be spectating. They always go the same way, the game starts out simple, Engineer starts arguing with Soldier because he's not playing right, they start fighting and it turns into a bet to see who will win this time. Pyro and demoman will continue the game with Scout because they are so used to this, while Medic will cheer and egg them on. Spy would be like, "Look at you two, fighting like a bunch of children." But he finds it sooo entertaining.
Barbecue nights with engie!
Sniper smells like ASS. Anytime he's at the base, somebody has to remind him to shower, and he gets so embarrassed he's like, "Shit. Sorry." And just speedwalks to the shower rooms. When he comes back, he uses an insane amount of shampoo and cologne, so he actually smells really good afterwards. He's used to his own bad smell so he never actually notices.
Spy has greasy fucking hair. Like seriously, does he even wash that baklava? I don't think so (that voice line from Ms pauling proves me right) he's a man thay takes care of his physical attributes yes, but he doesn't ever find a need for his hair because he never takes that damn thing off, only when he showers and sleeps, that's it.
If for example, your dating him and after a while you want to see him without it, he's handsome yeah omggg so cute but GOD FUCKING DAMNNN THAT FUCKING HAIR MASHAALLAHHH brother wtfffff you have to shower with him and clean out his hair from him. He's like "it's not that big of a deal seriously" but after you wash it and it becomes soft and conditioned he becomes embarrassed realising how bad it really was. (Also, he probably has mask lines if it's been hot and he's been wearing it for too long)
Engineer has a shameful addiction of sweets. Like, I feel like he stress eats especially when his inventions go wrong and I have a headcannon back in uni when he was studying, since he was already so smart the MOMENT something was not perfect he would freak the fuck out and start eating chocolate so aggressively like
"What's wrong with this damn thing om nom mommmfh fuckin- mmmomom"
After he graduated and became a merc, since he got better and perfected his craft (for the most part) this rarely occurred, when it does tho, just know he's stepping out of his workshop, going to a gas station and buying so much candy. (This only happens when it's REALLY bad though.)
Heavy actually really likes American food. He thought he'd hate it, but he doesn't find it that bad. He likes cheeseburgers and steaks, very yummy. Medic doesn't like it when he eats them because they can be a tad bit unhealthy, but he's happy that it makes him happy.
Medic got into birds when he was young, feel like he had a bird feeder as a kid outside his house and would like to observe them from his window, when it got cold he'd offer them a place inside and ended up having bonds with them. Archimedes and his doves reminds him of childhood, a simpler time.
#tf2#tf2 headcanons#tf2 x reader#tf2 scout#tf2 pyro#tf2 soldier#tf2 demoman#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#silly#hehe#i love them#bht theyre sooo gross#but i love them
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Merc aux access
(here are some of my headcanons for what the mercs music tastes could be, probably very inaccurate with the time period they live in)
Scout: has no aux access. Is very PROHIBITED TO BLASTING HIS “shitty white boy music” as others call it. It is not. It is art, TOM JONES IS ART. He has an okay music taste it’s just that it’s all about love n shit and that gets the mercs depressed. A bit of pop but surprisingly (or not) mostly hip hop.
Engie: also has no aux access despite being the one to modify and improve the music player in the base. Would play an overbearing amount of country. At first it was fun but then the country blues came and everyone got depressed again. Will still play country by himself with his guitar tho, if given the chance will do a little performance, then it kindda turns intoo it’s own orchestra since a lot of the boys know how to play instruments, it’s a great time for everyone. Johnny Cash is his god and Dolly is his queen.
Soldier: plays anything American per usual. Despite blasting the anthem one too many times is still allowed to choose music because he can pick some good songs from “Huey Lewis and the News” or “Earth, Wind & Fire”
Medic: absolute maniac, the most unpredictable out of all of em (and that says a lot in a team that has Pyro). Will sometimes go the whole evening having peacefully classical music to help everyone “focus” but then will start blasting heavy metal laughing maniacally. Is the true definition of “I like every genre”
(They are too afraid to take the aux away from him)
Demo: self explanatory, likes anything with accordions and bagpipes. But does genuinely enjoy orchestra music or any songs with strong buildups to big climaxes. Sits there on the edge of his seat waiting for the transition between Beethoven's 5th the 3rd and the to the 4th movement even tho he’s listens to it a million times. Still makes him tear up.
Sniper: not much of a music enthusiast since he’s mostly alone in a very quiet place mumbling to himself all the time, but surprising enjoys jazz when given the opportunity. It’s the only time he really looks like he’s enjoying himself, tapping away, so no one dares to disturb him those moments.
Spy: 60’s French jazz, can probably name 10 artists on top of his head. Says it’s for “culture” and “mission reserch”. Is just a huge nerd for that genre but will never admit it. Yes, Sniper comes to listen and they sit there statically, but don’t let that device you on the inside they are overjoyed.
Heavy: will play classical Russian ball music or even songs from old cartoons and sing along with them not messing up a single lyric. Gets very emotional, knows how to slow dance a bit but is too insecure to try. Engie offered to guide him, tho says Spy would be better since he knows how but Heavy refuses knowing how harsh Spy can be, he can’t handle that much. He don’t wanna look like little baby. Hopes to show Medic his skills when he’s confident enough tho.
Pyro: anything that is upbeat (that can come with repercussions since they have trouble understanding speech so mostly don’t care for the lyrics and we all know that happy sounding doesn’t always have the same meaning lyrically). Also tracks that have clear instrument sounds. Likes to pretend play one of them and can match the beat very easily if they want to tap it out on the table.
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 engineer#team fortress 2 spy#team fortress 2 engineer#tf2 spy#tf2 scout#team fortress 2 scout#tf2 sniper#team fortress 2 sniper#tf2 soldier#team fortress 2 soldier#tf2 solly#tf2 engie#tf2 mercs#tf2 heavy#team fortress 2 heavy#tf2 headcanons#team fortress 2 demoman#tf2 demoman#tf2 medic#team fortress 2 medic#tf2 pyro#team fortress 2 pyro#holly dootie that is a lot of tags#I forgot scout the first time I posted sorry#NOW I SOMEHOE DELETE ENGIE WHAT IS GOING ON
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TF2 headconnons: Sniper!
Sniper is a pretty good cook. His specialty is stake and he makes a mean stew. He can't bake for shit tho.
Knitting (I don't know who stated it but I wanna kiss you) He definitely made everyone scarves for smissmas.
surprisingly flexible, definitely not the most flexible of the group but he's up there.
he's such a fuckin' mamma's boy.
Enjoys his alone time, but will isolate himself from everyone if someone doesn't pull him out of it.
While Sir Hootsalot is the only bird that has stuck around, Snipetr has tended to quite a few birds over the years.
RED Sniper prefers a quick and swift kill, usually a headshot. Blue Sniper on the other hand loves watching his targets struggle before putting them out of their misery.
RED Sniper hates BLU Sniper for the previous reason.
RED Sniper has an outgrown shag haircut and BLU Sniper had a simple short haircut.
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Mercs helping with period cramps! (Part 1)
Hi loves! Guess what time it is for me ^^|||! I’m going to be making this in 3 parts but I just want to say thank you for all the feedback and love for my sniper headcanons!!
Scout:
-scouts does not understand what a period was and was always confused on why his mom would get insanely emotional during a time in the month
-he tries his best to be supportive but at times he gets kinda rude about things and gets insult-y but Medic reassures him it’s not your fault
-“c’mon doc cant they just make it go away! Why they gotta make such a big deal about it, it usually last a coupla’ days!”
-“Nein you dumkopf!” Medic angrily yells back with a bonk to scouts head “zey can’t just change it venever and it affects someone greatly!” Medic will go on a whole rant and then give scout an entire breakdown of the uterus and what a menstrual cycle.
“Do you know vhat it feels like to be kicked in ze stomach?”
“Course I do, doc, why?”
“Zats what happens for a week.”
“…”
“And jou bleed.”
“So like …if it was for me I’d be bleedin from my-“
“Ja.”
“Oh jeez-! I gotta make this up to em’!” Scout says in a hurry.
-for the rest of your cycle he’s as consistent as you need him to be. He’s always ready with pads (or tampons I prefer pads tho ^_^), painkillers, food. He tries to do his best.
-rewarding him or telling him he’s doing a good job reassured him that he’s making you happy
-and all he wants is his sweetheart to be happy <3
-scout will make sure to always be there from then on and do as much research to understand.
Soldier
-like scout, soldier is completely blind to this thing.
-“you have a period?! What do you mean?! At the end of a sentence? Of course ya do, dummy!”
-soldier finds you lying on the floor from the pain and when you say you’re bleeding he takes it as internal bleeding
-“oh god- cupcake we gotta get you to Medic real fast!” Soldier picks you up and speeds over to Medic.
-“zhey are on their menstrual cycle.”
-“like recycling!?”
-“……no.”
-unlike scout, soldier will still not understand after it all but will comply nonetheless with helping
-he treats everything like a mission tho and so he takes it Incredibly serious despite his lack of knowledge
-“soldier I need some pain killers..”
-“Roger that, darling!”
10 minutes later he comes back with Xanax
-“uhm..that’s the wrong one, love-….”
-is 100% the type of man to text “in the pad aisle, what size pussy do you wear !!!”
-he still is a very considerate man and is always there for you <3
Heavy:
-heavy has sisters. Heavy lives with his mother. Heavy is the only man in the household
-he knows.
-and he’s super helpful and considerate! All of his sisters have different flows and reactions so he’s gotten used to the wide varieties of cravings and needs
-heavy is surprisingly a good chef and he would cook and bake his sisters craving dishes!
-and that is what he does with y/n! Always creating the desired dish for the moment
-he’s always there with products, blankets and overall helping out
-Heavy is very gentle with you during this moment also. He’s very soft spoken and kind and tries not to anger you easily.
-he’s also very calm. If you lash out he simply reminds you to calm down and that everything’s okay
-always here for a shoulder to cry on <33
-heavy is also good at setting the mood to take a good nap or to rest well.
-he lights candles and gives blankets and hugs you tightly as you drift to sleep
Demoman:
-demoman believes every problem can be washed away with some sort of alcohol so he’d pressure you a lot into drinking
-you choose not to tho because it doesn’t help much and you’re frankly angry for a while and he’s confused
-Demo knew what a cycle was but never put to much mind into it
-he’s, of course, helpful and considerate and always there but he also has a “whatever” kinda tone when it comes to it
-he does feel very bad when he sees you struggling and he always pats your back and reassures you you’ll be okay
-“it’s okay, mate you’ll be fine” he says as he kisses you
-reminder! Demo loves showering you in drunken kisses !!!
-he kisses your stomach and wherever you have cramps/hurt as his form of love
-he’s the type to pass out next to you after drinking too much and you also sleeping in his arms
-other than that he’s there for you but he’s more casual in the way he approaches it
That’s all for me for now! I’ll be making part 2 later which will feature Engi, sniper and pyro !!
Thanks a lot babes and I appreciate the love and support! Bye-bye!
#team fortress 2#tf2#headcanons#fanfiction#team fortress two#tf2 fanfiction#tf2 headcanons#team fortress scout#team fortress heavy#team fortress demoman#team fortress soldier#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#tf2 demoman#tf2 heavy#tf2 x reader
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loved the relationship headcanons!
may i also suggest merc cuddling headcanons?? how do they cuddle with their s/o??😭❤️
I'm so glad you enjoyed those! I'm really appreciating these asks btw, they keep me busy^^
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Tf2 mercs and how they cuddle with their s/o
Scout
He may be skinny as hell but his cuddles are surprisingly warm
He ends up wrapping his entire body around you and won't let go
Though it does get a Little awkward when he falls asleep, he moves around a lot in his sleep
You guys end up cuddling a good bit because of him too
He ends up just pestering you until you stop what you're doing and let him hold you
Soldier
Just kinda holds you close to his chest
He's pretty sweet about it tbh
After a long day of battles, some cuddles with you is needed for him
Quite often he ends up talking about different things he's done in battle, like how many people he hit with a shovel
Pyro
Omg so many cuddles with this cutie
They love to wrap the both of you in a blanket and just cuddle while watching some of their favorite shows or just being there with each other
Sure it's a little awkward because they keep the suit on but, c'mon it's pyro, why would anyone refuse cuddles from them? (well, we know why but shhhh)
Most definitely has balloonicorn somewhere in there with you guys
Demoman
Quite often you get cuddles from this guy after a long day as you two go to sleep
He usually holds onto you with a hand on your waist or back, it's always nice and warm
He's most likely drunk so he falls asleep pretty quickly, but at least he doesn't move much when asleep
If he doesn't immediately fall asleep then you might get a little kiss on the forehead
Heavy
Omg some of the softest and warmest cuddles with heavy
He's a pretty big guy so you're usually completely buried into him
if you're having trouble sleeping he'll hold onto you and tell you little stories, some to do with his family, others to do with his work with Mann co.
Engineer
Really sweet cuddles with engie
Usually keeps you close, softly rubbing your back
If you listen closely you can hear him humming a bit, half the time he doesn't even realize it
Sniper
He 👁👁
As long as no one else is around then he's down to cuddle
You two usually cuddle while laying on top his van at night, just laying there together, watching the stars
When you're actually going to sleep he makes sure to keep you close, usually having lay on his shoulder
Though it can be a little uncomfortable at times because man is lanky, but then so is scout so-
Damn you can tell how down bad I am for him😭
Medic
He's pretty too tho-
He not entirely a touchy person but he won't entirely mind if you want to cuddle
You might have to pull him away from work to do so because mans needs a break sometimes
This guy either moves around a lot or is dead still when asleep there's no in between, so it's either really easy to cuddle while asleep or you get woken up with him rolling over on top of you
Though when you guys are awake you're usually laying on his chest while he reads or smth
Spy
Cuddles with him mostly consist of you sitting on his lap leaning into his chest
I'm sorry my brain is broken and I have zero ideas left😭
My apologies for posting this so late, I forgot Tumblr existed for a minute bsvdhsvd
#x reader#sniper tf2#sniper#tf2 spy#soldier tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#tf2 scout#tf2 pyro#tf2 demoman#tf2 fanfiction#tf2 x reader#tf2
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okay so i swear at one point i saw someone ask about what the ROs (and the other guys too, if you like!) would do if the MC were kidnapped/ransomed in some way but i could not find it and i would like to know for totally normal and innocent reasons if that is not too spoilery 📝
Ooh i can def answer this in generalities!
Mori is the type to just hulk out and hunt you down. His sense of smell is very good and his natural impulsivity and recklessness makes him unlikely to plan anything too meticulously. He's gotten his hands dirty before and while its not his favorite thing in the world, he's very prepared to do it again.
Amir is. Cautious. He doesn't want to be. His natural impulse is to rush to your aid but he learned in the worst way that gambling like that comes with STEEP consequences. An MC who doesn't know his backstory well might actually feel shocked and hurt at his apparent coldness in ensuring he was making the smartest call. He's possibly the most likely to oblige a ransom, in his head ensuring your safety is utmost and he can work on regaining lost ground later.
Akello surprisingly is gonna pull a Mori. He's a lot smarter about finding out where you were being held, for instance, and would make sure that he knew what he was stepping into, but Akello's demonic powers are WAY past the average and he's zero percent afraid to rip that building off the foundation to get to you.
Kazu might not be a demon but he's strong. Like. Crazy strong and he's been doing violent work most of his life. He is zero percent afraid or worried about bodily damage and to be honest... if a human was going to have the raw power, skill, and technique to punch some enforcers (or worse) into ground beef, its Kazu. Expect him to kick down the door shortly after MC is kidnapped.
Raath is a sniper/assassin by trade and has dealt with this situation for clients in the past. He might invest time in securing his vantage point but it will be time well spent as he is an excellent marksman and his long distance kills are immaculate. Expect the death to rain down a little bit more messy as this being more personal to him will carry a little bit more of a Sadist's flair. Expect to be lectured afterwards.
Marcel isn't superhuman and doesn't have Kazu's decades of training so he is at something of a disadvantage. However, he's smart, and charismatic, and of all the characters, I think behind Amir, Marcel has the strongest chance of actually negotiating a peaceful end to the stand off. He doesn't let go of a grudge easily tho so you can expect him to want payback afterwards.
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OK SO ignore my last ask (and delete it too that'd be great-) and ignore the fact I'm too lazy to come up with actual dialog-
BUT I enjoy the thought of Player and Spy being bastards and just flirting with each other jokingly (or not on Spy's end) and making the boys much more irate with him. Ofc Spy notices and maybe turns up the charm because 1) you're going along with it, and 2) they're not going to do shit while you're around.
AND to fix what I said last ask because I was a bit too excited while making it,, I think some of the mercs might get crushes on the Player. Not to the point of obsession tho! Normal lads who just love the person who's been watching over them, cheering them on, and helping them in the most dire situations!! I think the mercs most likely to fall in love are Scout, Demo, Soldier, and maybe Sniper.
HGJKGVK OMG WALNUT This is absolutely perfect, I love it. I 100% advocate for the Player being a bastard lmao, it's so fun. And btw, how are you so good at drawing Spy?! The expressions and everything are perfect (with the Player too lol, I love 'em), he looks great. :D I lowkey feel like every time I see your art of a character - any character - they end up becoming one of my favorites just because of how you portray them. As is the case here. <3333
I think the Player would be more impassive in reaction to Spy’s flirting at first, if not just because they think he’ll grow bored with it after a time. (That’s why he’s doing it - for entertainment, right?) However, after a period of time, he surprisingly doesn’t. You’re not sure if it’s because he has a genuine interest or if he just likes getting reactions from you (and the boys), but you figure that if he’s gonna keep at it, you might as well play along (for fun, if nothing else).
Spy would initially be a little surprised when you first turned the tables on him, giving an equally flirtatious response with a coy wink when he said something to you. However, you wouldn’t know this, as he was quick to shoot back with a compliment without losing any composure (he's Spy, he's not gonna be entirely phased by something like this. Not visually, at least.). From then on, he’d definitely try to do it more often, calling you pet names (in french, of course), complimenting your beauty whenever he sees you or you meet eyes, or just giving you looks that imply something more. (If you seem so open to it, why not dial up the charm more?)
In return, you tell him how much you love his accent and the sound of his voice, and just how nice you think he looks in his suit. Sometimes you even call him terms of endearment as well, even when you aren't technically "flirting back". (Is this something of an inside joke, or are you beginning to actually feel something for him? He can't really tell. But he'll go along with it regardless.)
Spy knows that you’re probably doing it in a joking way, despite how genuinely charming you are, but he can't help but feel just a bit warmer when you shower him with compliments in response to his own. (It's nice to get attention from someone as great (and important) as you, what can he say.) And, if he grows to like you more than platonically, then perhaps he can use this to get closer to you. It might be a bit more difficult to assure you of how true his affections are, but you are more than worth the effort and time that would take.
Plus, the reaction from those four "grunts" you have as vessels is also very amusing to him. He can feel them glaring at him when you flirt with each other, the weight of their stares settling a tad uncomfortably on him. But the odd feeling of happiness he gets from you returning his gestures, even if it isn't entirely sincere, is enough to ignore it. He also knows that your other vessels wouldn't dare try anything with you there anyway, so if he plays it up a bit more to get more amusing reactions from them, there's no harm in it. For him, anyway.
As for your grunts, "irate" is definitely a good descriptor for how they are. "Incandescent with rage" is also a fitting term.
They already loathed Spy for how he flirted with you, but they assumed that your supposed disinterest would make him quit it. However, all hopes for this were thrown out the window the moment they saw you go along with it. They're nearly shaking from how angry they are, and you honestly think you might've heard Hank growl at him once when you two were close to him. Your compliments towards Spy's voice are a real gut punch to Deimos (that was his thing!!), whereas Sanford and 2BDamned are questioning why you'd bother doing so. (There must be an underlying reason. Do you do this because you're both humans? What is so damn likable about Spy?)
To them, it doesn't even matter that you're joking; that flirting is something you should be doing with them.
(I can also see some of the bolder of your grunts trying to be more openly flirty to garner a similar response, with varying effectiveness. Deimos is great with it (he flirts with you sometimes anyway), while 2B and Sanford are a bit shyer with such things. Hank is another deal entirely.)
I also agree that some of the Mercs would probably get crushes on the Player. You’ve been with them for such a long amount of time, supporting them in their fights, keeping them alive for as long as you can, and cheering them on as you brought their team to victory again and again; they value you a lot, and after getting to know you personally, it is likely that they would come to see you in a more romantic light. Especially the more "open" of them (i.e. Scout, Demo, Soldier, and arguably Sniper), since you'd get to know them first. (Also if you "mained" them in TF2, since they'd have the knowledge that they were already your legitimate favorite out of the bunch. They'd also be the closest to you that way as well.)
It's a development from being starstruck to noticing how red they get when you come too close, and the feeling of butterflies in their stomachs when you compliment their work. They think it's a bit silly at first, but it's not exactly a bad thing. It doesn't get in the way of their work that much, and if they put in a bit of extra effort to try to impress you a little bit, that just benefits the team too. (Although some are far more obvious with their little crushes than others. Scout.)
It also helps that you know pretty much everything about them, and understand how they are. There's no judgement with you or trying to alter how they do their jobs, you can understand their idiosyncrasies and mentalities perfectly and work with them to get the best results. And, more importantly, you truly value them, in a way their previous bosses hadn't. So, they like you. Simple as that.
(Although, obsession is very unlikely, as they're more "normal" than the grunts somehow (at least in this way) and have better views on interpersonal relationships. They're just average eccentric mercenaries that might have kind of a thing for their Player, which would be expected after years of "knowing" you and being supported so selflessly, only to actually meet you and see that you're even kinder than expected.)
#tw: yandere#I love their facial expressions in the final panel lmao#(Spy is so lucky Hank can't do anything except leer.)#Why are the Mercs so great? I love them.#other's art#FAV#distressedwalnut#mutuals ✨
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TEE LMFAOOO
Let it NEVER be said that zhongli havers don't know how to dodge 💋 i need to tell u my story of beating this mini boss dhfbfudbf
So I didn't acc know where it was, I just read that its north of the court so I went looking in that region. Found it. Went onto the cliff bc I've seen the stories and was shit scared. I thought I could just Nahida sniper the shit out of it so I stood on my lil cliff and summoned Raidens eye and Nahida E
Tell me WHY IT STARTED WALKING UP THE CLIFF. Oh my goodness my life flashed before my eyes as it started walking towards me I was like HUH? WHERES MY FUCKEN INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR THIS SHIT. Anyway I was really wary bc app this thing obliterates a 50k zhongli shield.... so I was like yeah Imma have to dodge 🙄 my worst nightmare smh.
Surprisingly the actual fight wasn't that bad? I was terrified but ngl I lasered it with nahida and shogun 🤡🤡 anything hydro gets decimated with dendro so it was acc okay! I was making progress LMFAO. I think I used zhonglis burst once and that was it. The rest was just Nahida E and NA and shogun E. Also I outsmarted the water blob by hiding behind my Zhongli pillar everytime it used that stupid ass water laser move 😒 anyway ! No characters were killed 💋 I kicked ass fuck u vivianne
I GIGGLED THE WHOLE TIME I READ THIS BC I WAS LIKE OMG !!! SHE SEES MY STRUGGLE NOW !! except i can’t believe vivianne the CUNT climbed the cliff for you HELLO ??? i stood in higher ground and has lynster shoot the shit out of her LMAOOOOOO she’s so ass to fight bro deadass i hated it sm
the first time i tried it i was genuinely so close like im fairly certain just a few hits from al haitham was all i needed and then she just ONE SHOT EVERYONE BACK TO BAVK and my dodging wasn’t good </3
BUT ABYWAY CONGRATS ON THE ACHIEVEMENT LMAOOOO no fight ninianne </3 she’s not as bad tho tbh she’s easier to dodge
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Hoe your doing alright:D
Can i have the mercs reacting to the reader making dumb jokes like "OMG YOU HAVE LIGMA.." "LIGMA BALLZ🤣‼️" LMFAO SORRY IF ITS WEIRD😇
mercs x reader who has ligma
SCOUT
- thinks you're hilarious asf and literally bursts into laughter whenever you use a yo mama joke on somebody. however when you use a joke like that on him he stops laughing immediately and looks at you with a straight face.... like how DARE YOU do this to him. also he's definetely gonna unknowingly copy you so now there's two people in the base making annoying jokes. yay
PYRO
- they do NOT understand any of your jokes and they don't even bother asking you to explain. pyro is just glad to see you happy so chances are they're going to laugh with you, even if they don't know WHY lol. they just like seeing you laugh yknow!!!
SOLDIER
- like pyro, he does NOT understand the joke. you're gonna have to explain it to him in great detail but after that he's gonna laugh. VERY LOUDLY. this cycle repeats everytime you use one of your epic awesome jokes. he asks you what it means, you explain, he laughs. "CADET! EXPLAIN!" (insert painfully long explanation that even someone like soldier can understand) "HAHAHA! THAT IS VERY FUNNY" it sounds sarcastic over text but this is his honest reaction i promise
HEAVY
- ohhh PLEASE don't use these jokes on heavy please look at this poor man. look at him. bro is just chilling, eating a sandvich.... are you really going to ruin his day with a candace joke?? /hj no but fr he's gonna be SO confused. like he does understand the punchline, but WHY do you find this funny? everytime you make a joke like that in front of him there's just one big cartoony question mark next to his head...
DEMOMAN
- loves you fr fr, like genuinely he thinks you're the funniest person EVER. doesn't matter if you use these jokes on him or on someone else, demo's gonna bend over laughing and slap his knee like that was the smartest joke he's ever heard. you received the title of his "funny friend", so everytime he invites you and the others to drink he boasts about how funny you are and how everyone needs to see for themselves
ENGINEER
- ohh he also loves you and your jokes, he's just not very vocal about it. he's smart so he gets the punchline immediately, and after a while of you saying these jokes to him, he's gonna get pretty good at guessing the patterns. engie even thinks of new jokes for you to use like DAMN you got yourself a professional joke composer
MEDIC
- surprisingly?? he finds your jokes hilarious?? he's old and insane but funnily enough your deez nuts jokes make this doctor giggle. he likes quoting your jokes when he's operating on other people, it really makes the surgery go by quicker! :D he will also boast about you to his patients. "oh yes zhey are SO funny you just have to meet zhem!" he says as he accidentally puts the liver of someone else into the wrong body. AGAIN
SPY
- HATES your jokes, he thinks they're annoying. also he's too smart to fall for them so i recommend to just give up on him. everytime you try to say something funny spy just scoffs and pretends to ignore you smh. BUT, whenever you use a ligma joke on scout and he falls for it, spy laughs. like bro is not even trying to be subtle, he just starts cackling. was it your joke that made him laugh or was it scout's stupidity? who knows. but he DID laugh
SNIPER
- hates your jokes, like ACTUALLY hates them. one time, back when you two weren't that close yet, he even pointed his kukri at you because you kept saying amogus or something. that's in the past though, he's a changed man. whenever you want to joke with him now he just looks you dead in the eye like "...you're going to say joe mama, aren't you". he loves you tho, so he DOES tolerate your epic awesome jokes.....FOR NOW!
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Platonic tf2 mercs with a friend who's kind of like a mother figure? 😋 Tysm if u do this
Awww that's so cute and the mercs need it😍 (also changed it to parental figure so it's non-binary)
Mercs with a friend who's a parental figure
He does still have his mom of whom he loves very much but your advice and love is a bit more... accessible
When he can't speak to his mom he'll come to you for comfort or advice or whatever he needs
He's thankful you have this personality because sometime he needs help but things can't be said over a phone
If you always make sure he eats he'll feel extra loved that day so do it
Soldier
He always thought he never needed something like that
So when he finds himself seeking out you affection and approval he's a little shocked
He's not in love with you but you act so much like a parent that he can't help but want your approval like a child
He's never been used to having a parental figure so when you come along he'll cling to you
Demoman
Like Soldier he's also eager to impress
Every battle all you hear is "y/n! Did you see thag wasn't that cool!"
If you agree that it is cool and pat his head he'll give you a starry eyed look before skipping away happier than ever
He craves physical affection so any hugs or head pats are deeply appreciated
Pyro
Then can act a bit childish so when they meet you then immediately fall in love (platonic tho)
They'll always make you little drawings of the two of you and will be disappointed of you don't hang them on the fridge
They're less about approval and more about physical affection
Any hugs, head pats, or any sort of parental love will have them clinging to you
Heavy
He might need a parental figure the least
But he does enjoy the praise you give him wether it's about his cooking or what he did in battle somedays he craves praise
When you give it to him he'll melt and get all blushy
He's just so happy you think he did a good job
Medic
He's surprisingly attached to you
Every day he'll seek out your approval through hugs and praise
It's been a long time since he has any sort of parental figure so he's a but starved in that department
To cope he'll cling to you whenever he gets the chance
If you hug him or give him head pats he'll sink into your arms
Sniper
Very nervous about asking for approval
He hasn't seen his parents for a long time so when you come along you fill in the role his parents used to
He always seems to find himself seeking out your approval
Sometimes he'll shyly tell you something cool he did in battle in order to receive praise
If you praise him he'll egg extremely happy but if you show physical affection he completely melts
Spy
Refuses to admit he sees you that way
He'll snap himself out of it if he seeks you out for your approval
If you do praise him on something randomly he'll get flustered but crave more
His parents disappeared from his life years ago and you, his friend, act so loving that he can't help but crave affection and approval from you
#tf2 x reader#tf2 medic x reader#tf2 scout x reader#tf2 sniper x reader#tf2 demoman x reader#tf2 heavy x reader#tf2 soldier x reader#tf2 spy x reader#tf2 pyro x reader
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Can he and his sis both speak as much English and they can speak Korean?
His sis can only speak Korean and is homeschooled because of that, while Casey can speak both but usually talk English more, because well he's in New York. At home tho they exclusively speak Korean
Or were they like, almost forbidden to learn by their mom because she's a huge bitch asdvdv and once she was gone they got to learn a lot more from their dad?
yeah. She left when Hye-Jin was a teeny tiny baby so she never held any power over her, and since her brother and father only spoke Korean at home, she only learned Korean.
Casey tho was punished whenever he spoke Korean in front of his mom, even if he learned it from his dad speaking on the phone when working or other mundane things. Once she was out of the picture he was finally able to speak Korean freely and by speaking it more, learning more.
What does Casey think of his mom? You told me the story mostly from the dad's point of view so I'm curious dhfbf
She's a huge bitch but she's still his mom and he misses her sometimes, but still doesn't want to see her He misses the few nice moments he had with her, but he knew that if he went back he'd only get the bad
Mikey: "SpIKeY for Raph. rOUnD for Leo. TecHy REcTaNgLy for Donnie. sQUigGLy noNSEnsE for me. :)"
Mikey just went "imma do a character analysis real quick, do you mind?" While taking notes and doodling on a notebook
Raph : "yeah I mind"
Mikey, silently : so spike for you
Mikey, pointing at Donnie: "you give me rectangle vibes"
Donnie: "what the fuck does that even mean"
Donnie coming out of his lab for the first time in days and that's the first thing he hears
Mikey, very seriously: "You can't rush art, Donnie. This is very important research I'm doing right now."
Donnie: "okay????"
Donnie: "Anyone know what's going with Mikey?"
Raph: "No idea, he told me something about character analysis?? And then he said 'yes. Spikes and mountains. Perfect.' and then left."
Leo: "He said I was 'happy round cloud shaped', I have no idea what that means but I'm taking it as a compliment.
also ! Casey's main embroidery shape is bones, because Mikey came over to test and Casey went. No. Bones. Make bones.
Mikey : "but-"
Casey : "B O N E S"
Okay so Leo role is leader, Raph would be the tank, Mikey would be the sneaky one (he's the best at it surprisingly becaude he learned he could freak his brothers out more efficiently) so like a spy-ish role, and Donnie is the healer/support when not in battle.
April is the "air support" like a sniper, and Casey is the guy that can punch good
Okay so so as I said before, April is Canadian, and she can speak both English and French fluently.
She lives alone with her dad and their family dog (beloved by Raph whenever they're able to visit). Her mom still lives in Canada and she goes to see her during holidays, since they're divorced (but on good terms. Rip he took the dog AND the kid in the divorce)
Her dad knows about the turtles and is chill with it, because he DOESN'T KNOW they're danger magnets.
He has been aware of the turtles and Splinter since April was around 5, and sometimes comes by to visit Splinter (which is a good friend of his)
zdgvehf Raph is the kind of person who just stays with the pets during family reunions dfhdbfhj
Raph: sees a doggo
Raph: "I will not leave your side ever."
Does April's dad know the turtles she hangs out with are ninjas (I'm guessing yes since he seems to know Splinter well)? That doesn't really inspire 'safe' xD (if you learn how to fight, usually that means you feel like you're in some kind of danger xD)
He does ! Splinter doesn't know they're hiding the danger magnet fact, so he was honest, he said they started it because he practiced it and they were interested. Literally the truth.
"than just saying Donnie is the medic just because he's smart (ah yes, once again, scientists know every skill, even medicine for some reason)."
Okay so I know it wasn't a direct attack (even though I took -40 emotional damage) BUT ! I've thought about it before going : Donnie healer
Okay so first of all he's not great
Like he mixes up elbows and knees. But since he's still the best (apart from Splinter) he patches them up until they can get to Splinter.
I gave him the medic role with the support role because even though NOW he likes ninjaing, it's still not his main thing, like Mikey. He's not as invested as the others in the ninja activity and his main skills lies elsewhere coughengineering and strategycough.
He does his best as healer, he's still learning with Splinter (who is not hospital level but he is pretty good. Which mean that if one of the bois get a REALLY BAD injury, they're in the shit because no one can heal them) (modifié)
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I made it so Mikey and Donnie were more interested in other fields (even if Mikey IS more invested than Don) because of the capacity gap in 2012 I never understood. So the fact they start late is 1 of the reason, and also the fact they are less invested than Leo and Raph (who are DEDICATED, and REALLY GOOD AT IT)
[07:56]
Also I have new infos about Colorcoded :
-Donnie is turtle hyperlax, which means he can pop in his shell and pop any limbs from any hole (which freaks his brothers out) FIY : this is 100% not a real thing, do not try this on your turtle at home
-Donnie, April and Casey are VERY close and besties. I can't have Capritello but I want incredible bond and friendship
-Sara Navidad fight with 2 frying pans that can get electrified. It looks cooler than it sounds
Also do you remember mikey's role is being sneaky ? Okay so he's really good at it however problem : he's a terrible spy because he's bad at gathering informatio's
Informations being given :
Mikey, bored to death, not listening
Mikey: "I remained unseen :)"
Donnie: "ok but what did you see there?"
Mikey: "I found a cool bug at some point"
Leo : So, Mike what did you learn ?
Mikey : :0
Leo :
Mikey : I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING
Mikey, in his head : so I WAS standing above the foot clan for 20 minutes for a reason
Donnie: "you were supposed to tale a picture of the foot clan's headquarters, do you at least have that?"
Mikey: "Nope! But wanna these cool pictures of pigeons I took while I was there?"
Donnie : "surprisingly i want the picture of the foot clan headquarters like I asked"
Leo : "you should focus more Mikey, however I would love to see these pigeons :)"
Leo: scolding Mikey but also slightly encouraging him in the process dhfbdffd
Leo is VERY supportive in any given situation. Which also means he does have some trouble having authority
Leo, very gently : "Mikey, do you think you could focus a little bit more next time if possible ?"
Mikey : "yeah i'll try :)"
Raph : "no you'll succeed because I ain't doing it so you better get that brain focused got it ?"
Mikey : "yeah yeah yep mhmmm okay you know what ? I'm gonna go right now, yes."
Raph : has the authority but not the skill
Leo : has the skill but not the authority
Mikey: "I saw a cool painting in one of the foot's hideouts so I sneaked in for an hour with a notebook to draw it."
Leo: "that was incredibly dangerous of you and very unnecessary."
Mikey:
Leo: "Can I see the drawing tho?"
Jumping back but i find it really funny that Donnie is horrible at being a medic but since he IS the medic it does mean that the others are worse
Mikey, who cut his hand slightly while cooking: "ow :("
Raph: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT'S IN THE FIRST AID KIT SO I BROUGHT ICE AND I HOPE THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING"
Donnie: "did you try to treat a cut with ICE????"
Raph: "In hindsight, it may not have been very smart"
Mikey: "my hand is cold now :("
Alternate ending :
Mikey's hand being infected, him passed out on the floor :
Donnie : "YA THINK ???"
Raph : "So now what ?"
Leo, pulling a chainsaw : "well obviously-"
Donnie : "N o"
Leo or Mikey get hurt but they're Raph and Donnie aren't there so they only have one braincell to figure out what to do xDD
the disaster
the chaos
Donnie and Raph comes back to see Leo and Mikey wrapped in bandages and band-aids with 3 first aid kits open with medical tools on the floor scattered everywhere, there's a fire in the corner of the room for some reason: "WHAT THE SHELL HAPPENED HERE?"
Mikey: "Leo hurt his leg and we tried to fix it :("
Leo: "I think it kinda worked"
Donnie: "What"
"did HE BREAK HIS LEG ??"
"no he got cut a little there"
Imagine the cut is the 1 (one) part of the body that wasn't bandaged
They failed
Donnie: "THEN WHY IS MIKEY WRAPPED IN BANDAGES TOO?"
Leo: "He wanted to feel included"
Donnie the little bro somehow the most responsible : the return
Meanwhile, Raph taking pictures, sending them to Casey and April and laughing with them through text
Raph can't socialize
Leo: Can't lie for shit
Donnie: Is terrible at first aid even if it's one of his roles in the team
Raph: Can't socialize
Mikey: Cant' focus (adhd go brrrr)
Raph socialization skills extand to first meeting villains. He’s awkward and tries to « make a good first impression » which prevents him from fighting good. After around a week of getting to know the villain he then beat them up properly and turns back to Raph.
YOSHI’S POV :
Alright so as said before, Oroku Saki and Hamato Yoshi are extremely similar, the main difference being the ambition.
Both Yoshi and Saki were in the same clan and grew up together, like brothers. They were much closer and friendlier than most version, not really rivals, and if so, only playfully. They got along great and became ninjas together.
Saki inherited the clan in the end, and changed it's name to the Foot Clan (i have yet to determine why). Yoshi was by his side, his right hand man, and they fully trusted eachother.
However, Saki got ambitious. He wanted to extand the clan's help to other cities, to other countries. Yoshi was much more traditional and insisted their help should remain in Kyoto.
They disagreed and fought over it, openly in front of the clan, because nothing is hidden.
Part of the clan were with Saki, part with Yoshi. The clan split, and then was born the Hamato clan. They remained in Kyoto, helping people with the Foot (rivalry being there this time).
The Foot Clan extanded to other major japanese city, such as Tokyo and Osaka. Yoshi was young and impulsive, and was boiling because of Saki's decision, and attacked the Foot Clan in Kyoto.
War ensued, and deads were counted. Realizing what he had done, Yoshi withdrawed from the war, and, ashamed, exiled himself.
He travelled the world with the burden of what he had done heavy on his shoulders. He aged and learned, becoming a wise man. During his passage in New York, he was drawn to a pet store with a giant paper claiming it was closing and every animal not adopted would be sent to animal control (essentially killed). There weren't much animals left, and the deadline was far. Yoshi past in front of it and continued his way.
A few days later, curious and worried, he passed again, a day before the deadline, and all the animals were gone, except for four tiny baby turtles.
Yoshi went in, and the employee, desesperate, explained one of their female turtle gave birth to them as she was sold, and the family refused to take the baby with them.
She refused to let them die but couldn't take them, and begged Yoshi to take them, for free. He looked into these tiny innocent creatures eyes, and he accepted.
He left with his turtles, unsure of what he had done, how it would impact his travels and his life. Maybe he could give them away ? Take care of them until then ? Yes, that sounded good.
He went back to his hotel, but was refused because of the no pets policy. He would not abandon them so he gathered his things and left.
Yoshi wandered around the city as night fell, looking for a place to rest and keep the turtles safe.
It was late, everything was closed and rain was starting. Yoshi went to hide in an alley and decided to spend the night here. Unknown to him, but things were happening this very night, and as they did, a canister fell on him and the sleeping turtles.
The excrutiating pain awoke him screaming, as his molecules were being torn apart and put together again in different shape.
He blacked out, unable to support the pain.
When he woke up, he felt different. Simply getting up was a challenge, and he couldn't stand upright, his back messed up. He had a tail and giant ears, whiskers and fur. A rat, it's what he had become.
Horror and fear downed on him, as he contemplated his new body. What had happen ? How could this be ? Many questions left unanswered.
Yoshi was broke out of his terrified trance by tiny hands tapping his leg.
He looked and there was a baby, but quite a peculiar one. Green from head to toes, a hard shell protecting it's back and front, and big innocent eyes looking up to him, slight worry shining in them.
Yoshi was confused and scared, but he didn't try to flee or get away. Whatever this was, it was young, pure and kind. He hesitated then patted it's head, and in doing so looked around.
3 other green babies were fumbling around near him, and the realization hit. The horror he felt for himself shifted to be for them, remembering the pain he went through and feeling his heart ache thinking they went through thz same thing
He brought thzm closer to him, impulsively protecting them, hugging them close to him and away from the rain.
A giggle made him jump, and he released them to see 4 bright faces, a wide smile splattered on. Yoshi could feel his hardened lonely heart melt, and he hugged them again, promising to protect those precious smile.
They had to get out of the street, where freaks were never welcome. The roofs were too exposed, and abandonned building too dangerous to raise kids.
Yoshi remembered his time in Paris and their incredible catacomb, and wondered if New york got the same.
He put two of the kids in his bag, safely secured, one attached on his torso and the last one in his free arm.
He slid into a sewer door unseen, his training, even if old, still effective.
The smell rattled his sensitive nose, but he kept going, hoping to find an opening to a more comfortable place.
Yoshi walked for long, the kids asleep against him, soothed to sleep by his regular sleep, the smell seemingly not bothering them. The longer he walked the desesperate he became. It seemed to have been forever since the last sewer door leading outside.
The tunnels were gigantic and endless, how could there be a place able to host them ?
Suddenly he saw a hole in the wall. Not very wide, and clearly not meant to be there, crumbled over time and lack of maintenance.
Yoshi climbed in and was surprised to see the giant space behind it. There were rooms, old and unsanitary, corridors and even a kitchen and showers, even if they seemed to be as old as earth itself. Yoshi supposed they must have been the living quarters of the people that built the sewers. Poor people, without homes, given this job and this place to live probably with 40 others. A curse to them and a blessing to him.
It looked awful, but it was something. A beginning. A place to rebuild, to make home.
For him, and for them. For his brand new sons.
Yoshi's life is basically :
-Good childhood !
-Good clan !
-Bad, leave clan
-Good, love new clan !
-Bad, start war
-Bad, leave forever
-Bad, guilt for years
-Good, learn to live anyway
-Bad, spiralling back into guilt
-Good, found turtles
-Good, made family
-Good, changed for the better
-Good, is being the best dad I can be
-Good, happy :)
SAKI’S POV :
Oroku Saki was raised alongside his not blood brother Hamato Yoshi, in the [redacted] clan. Hamato Yoshi was his best friend and occasionally playful rival and they grew up together.
They were stuck together like glue, training, eating, heck showering together (platonically because friendship is good. Great bond can and does mean great friendship)
When the former master died, he appointed Saki as new master, because he saw great potential and an ambition that would lead the clan far.
Once he was master, Saki changed the clan's name to the Foot clan (I think I'm starting to see why). In the first years, he led the foot as the former master did, learning how to be good at the basics before starting to get ambitious.
Yoshi had always precious advice in the realm of work, and even more precious moments were shared privately (still platonic).
Saki trusted him with his life and very heavy secrets, and so did Yoshi.
Saki was proud of the work they did with the Foot, and how many people they were helping. One day he shared with Yoshi his wish to start helping more cities and more people.
Yoshi immediatly violently refused, offended to see Saki would even think about breaking the tradition. He said that Kyoto was the clan's territory, and it was how it had always been. Doing anything different would disrespect their ancestors.
Saki reminded him that he was chosen to lead BECAUSE he wanted things to change, and the former master wanted that. Yoshi refused to hear it and stormed out.
Saki, hurt to see his brother and right arm react that way, acted behind his back, starting to spread the Foot to Tokyo and helping there. He thought if he had concrete proof to show, and how much good they were doing there, Yoshi would change his mind.
But Yoshi found out before Saki could present it to him the way he wanted and lost his mind. He stormed into Saki's home, furious, and declares that a treachrous brother was no longer his and left, taking part of the foot clan with him to create the Hamato clan.
Saki was devastated for a while, having lost his brother in his ambition. He let things roll without him intervening much, causing worry to rise in the clan.
One courageous Foot rose up and suggested to their master to go see their progress in Tokyo by himself.
Like a shadow of himself, tired and broken, Saki agreed.
When he got there, he saw all the good the Foot had done. They had helped so many people, bringing th supplies and water, protection when needed. He saw children running around, stomach full and smile on their faces. He saw mothers and fathers not worrying over tonight's dinner. He saw the good that wouldn't have happened without to Foot and his confidence and happiness and motivation camme back.
He led the Foot again, extanding to more cities, soon having at least part of the Foot all over Japan.
Yoshi heard of this and grew mad. He came to the Foot, stood in front of Saki and declared a war. Saki refused, not wanting to hurt people, trying to resonate with Yoshi. He asked him to be reasonable, to think of the consequencies- But Yoshi didn't listen, and left angry, claiming that whether he like it or not, the war will be fought
And it did happen. It cost the Foot hundreds of life, both ninjas and civilians.
Yoshi's craze had to end, and Saki went to see him by himself. No protection, no army. Just him and Yoshi. And a blade.
Saki won the dual, and finally knocked some sense into his former brother. He showed him the deaths and destruction that was nothing but number to Yoshi until then. He showed him the horror of what he had done, and asked him to stop.
When Yoshi left that day, it was the last time Saki ever saw him.
After the dual, he went to look for him in the Hamato Clan but he was nowhere to be found. A new master had been chosen, and they didn't know either. Saki was worried, scared his friend would hurt himself or hurt other. He knew he felt guilt, and he was there to relieve it, to talk to him, convince him to join him again, to heal what he had caused.
Saki searched, for years, but never found him. He found traces of him, little clues left all over the world, that he held on like a treasure.
Meanwhile, he still led the Foot, not letting his grief crush him like the first time. The Foot had extanded outside of Japan, to new countries but only those that were willing to.
And one day the Foot set their first base in New York.
Saki just had a baby daughter, but sadly the mother had died during birthing, and it was just him and little Karai.
Japan reminded him too much of hurtful memories, both with his love and his brother. New York was far from Japan and they had trouble settling in, so Saki decided to go live there with Karai.
Of course this constant extension of the Foot is going to become more like an invasion once Karai takes over
But Saki never saw it this way
also does Karai know the whole story of the foot clan, like what happened between Saki and Yoshi, and the war and all that?
would that mean she agreed more with Yoshi's actions more than her dad's?
that could make really cool scenes once she sees what Yoshi has become, like how she'd think he has changed for the worse by choosing kindness over power (since he exiled himself even though he could have technically fought back if he hadn't been horrified by the deaths he had caused)
In Karai's arc, there's also this bit that parallels Raph, where pre-baxter Karai and Raph had the same questions about the no kill policy to their fathers.
Like if someone comes to you with the intent to kill, you should respond with the intent to kill, it's only fair.
Only that Karai evolved towards the "yeah it's only fair" post-baxter
Whether Raph evolved towards the "what the fuck was I thinking"
So like when they meet they both see the other as "the wrong path"
Raph is like "god I could have become Shredder"
Karai is like "I could have become a weakling"
Also I want to make clear that I gave this bit to RAPH not because hoho angry = murder but because I 100% did NOT want to give it to Leo, Donnie and Raph were the most underdeveloped and giving the "murder ?" Bit to the healer of the team seemed off
Also ! Yeah before I forget lol : post-baxter Karai is absolutely fucking unhinged
Also Ima call pre-baxter Karai just Karai and post-baxter Shredder
Mikey : wow something is incredibly disturbing about you
Shredder : :D ! I'm deeply traumatized :D !!!
Also i want colorcoded!Shredder to be written exactly like any other shredders, and not changed or downplayed because it's Karai
Like can you imagine
The same prestance and pose and threatning aura than 2012 or Rise but it's a 16 year old girl
Random person: "who the heck is that guy?"
Shredder in full armor, helmet an all, ready to fuckin murder: "I AM NO MAN YOU BASTARD, YOU SHALL PERSISH FOR YOU INSOLENCE-"
Okay so you when Casey starts hanging out more often with thz turtles, he talks about the LGBTQ+ and more precisely about the pronous and genders.
It ESPECIALLY interests Mikey who gets very excited and starts asking everyone their pronouns whenever they see them for the first time that day
Okay so they see Shredder again and Mikey is yelling during the whole fight : "WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS"
Karai never answers.
When they discuss it afterwards, it goes like :
Raph : "I can't believe he would attack-"
Mikey : "They"
Raph : "what"
Mikey : "when you don't know someone's pronouns you use they/them"
Raph, teeth grinding : "fine. I can't believe THEY attacked us-"
Cue to the turtles saying they to refer to Karai
Also she deadass doesn't answer because she doesn't care
They learn it's she/her through a goon that goes like "You'll never beat Master Shredder ! She's s-"
Mikey : "Oh so it's She/her ? :D"
Goon : "uh... yeah?"
Raph, knocking him out : "well that's settled"
Mikey, for day 20 : "Good morning brothers ! What are your pronouns ?"
Leo, usually supportive : "Mikey if I hear this question one more time I'm throwing you out on a road in front of a truck"
KARAI’S POV :
Oroku Karai was born a bit before the turtles got turned, making her juuuuust a little bit older. As in the day of THEIR 16th she's like 16/2.
Her birth killed her mother in the process, causing her father, Oroku Saki, to leave Japan and go live in New York, where she will be raised.
Saki is all for new things and changes, but he still doesn't want his daughter to lose her root, so her education will still be japanese style.
Their house will be japanese, with japanese rules, they'd eat japanese (occasionally not, when opting for take outs), speak japanese... You see the idea.
Even thought Karai LOVES her dad, she barely sees him because of his Master of the Foot job, even if he does spend all his free time with her, whenever he can. She's usually being taken care of by a japanese nanny (saki was deadset on the japanese education), which she loves, but still misses her dad.
Whenever their together (usually in evenings and mornings), he taught her about good and kindness, about respecting the others and treating them the way we'd want to be treated.
As Karai grew, and Saki became older, and more importantly as the Foot settlement in New York was better, Saki had a lot more free time to give his daughter. He spent his days with her, playing with her and hanging out. When he saw she had taken interest in his training, he suggested joining him, and taught her his clan's ninjaing
She loved the training sessions, it felt the closest she ever had been to her dad. She loved the synced moves and the battle 1vs1. It was so much fun and it was just her and her dad.
As she grew older again, she began to question the clan's values. Why refrain from killing when someone comes to kill you ? It's only fair to do the same. Why help those in need all the time ? Shouldn't they be able to help themselves ? And shouldn't the clan provide help for those in it first ?
Saki brushed her concerns off, talking about a once very close friends, that was haunted by similar questions and went against the Foot, causing death and destruction all around.
The path he chose was dark and terrible for many, including the Foot and his own clan.
Responding killing attempt by another killing attempt would only mean not being better than them, deciding you can choose who lives or dies, regardless to how precious life truly is.
It settled her questions, understanding what her father was saying, and she never asked again.
The year she turned 16, her ninja training was complete and she integrated the Foot as the master's right arm. He refused to send her to missions yet, claiming they were too dangerous.
Karai was offended, having defeated in training most of his elite ninjas, feeling more than ready to tackle the real conditions of a mission.
Despite her pleas, Saki refused, and determined to prove him wrong, she went anyway on a stealth mission, meant to see what Stockman Entreprise was up to
But as Karai would learn, training and on the terrain combat was extremely different, and she quickly found herself overwhelmed by mousers. Despite the other Foots best attempts, they had no choice but to leave her there, in the hand of non other than Baxter Stockman.
Despite his genius, he had no idea who she was, only knowing a bunch of people similar to her were spying on him. And he didn't like that. He wanted to make this envy pass, by taking her as an example.
He tortured her for 3 days (let's not go into graphic details), days during which Saki was constantly storming the lab, not giving Stockman a break once.
Tired of it, Stockman released Karai with a warning to never cross his path again.
Saki and the Foot were relieved to have their chunin back, but terrified of the state she was in. In merely 3 days, he destroyed her completely.
That very same night, the turtles were allowed out for the first time and Casey Jones decided to rob a bank.
It took Karai a month to physically recover, and even then her face had grown sharper, her eyes duller and lifeless, her body dry and tensed at all time.
Saki spent all his time with her, desesperatly trying to cheer her up, to help her in this, until the day Karai asked him to kill Baxter Stockman.
Saki, heart aching, refused, saying revenge wouldn't do anyone any good.
Karai was furious, hearing that her father didn't love her enough, that she was useless and weak and she had to recover by herself.
3 months later, Baxter Stockman was dead, and his lab destroyed.
No one understood what had happened, including the Foot.
What no one knew, was that when Karai pierced the man with her blade, when she felt the blood drench her clothes and face, she felt good. For the first time in months she felt great, the voices in her head had shut, and pure bliss had recovered every part of her body.
And then and there, she knew her father lied. Revenge felt great. And it did her a lot of good. The only reason he didn't was because he was weak and selfish. Killing made her strong. She could feel it.
Back at the Foot, hiding her crime despite the rush still being there, she finally saw all the flaws, the weakness in the clan. A pathetic, weak clan that did nothing else but help the undeserving.
It had to change.
She invited her father to the docks for a little talk, and announced her crime to him, pride overflowing her. Horror is all that appeared on his face, as he said :
"The Foot doesn't kill, Karai."
"It does now"
Saki barely registered what happened when the blood started flowing from his wound, his daughter's blades deep in his chest, bursting his heart.
He looked up to her one last time, caressing her face and whispering a heart broken "i'm sorry" before letting his last breath go
She left his body there, and returned to the Foot, victorious. She told the Foot that Oroku Saki lived as a weakling and died as one. She said he never deserved the title of master but she did. She was their new master, she was now Master Shredder.
Part of the Foot was shocked, and tried to leave to join the Hamatos, to keep healing and helping like they used to but they were promptly killed.
Fear began to rule and every Foot soldier fell in line, fearing the wrath of Shredder
Meanwhile, the turtles had found the body of Oroku Saki and brought it to their father, who cried all the tears of his body seeing his brother like this. He buried him properly, in a special room in their home, grieving, pain in his chest.
other splinters : distant masters, mysterious and inspire respect
Colorcoded!splinter : heheehohoohooiohohoo ima prank my sons
Yoshi : see see on the LEFT -my left, not yours- here, yes ? okay, so there it's my BLOOD children, okay ? :) and THERE -my right- it's my not-really-adopted-but-kinda children :)
well the story starts when the turtles get out (or even before), and he's technically still there for another 3 months after that
do the turtles ever even meet Saki ?
he's also there when he gets murdered bhfuirehgeuir he gets his own wittle woom in the sewers
they meet his corpse
but they knew who he was !
ohh that's a good point, was Splinter honest about his own story?
splinter hadn't really talked about him, until they came back from patrol and talked about that weird organization called the Foot
Splinter was not honest about his war crimes. He’s ashamed of it and refuses to talk about it. He just says he’s done bad stuff in the past.
Splinter knew the foot clan was there all along?
he didn't
he only knew when the turtles mentionned it
cause you said Karai and Saki went to new york around the same time the turtles got mutated so that would mean that they all lived in the same city for years (a big city tho, I'll give them that) and never noticed each other were there xD??
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo they went to new york some time after Yoshi and the turtles got mutated. It took Saki some time to get ready to go and also even THINK of leaving japan.
Yoshi mostly stayed underground and whenever he was out on "errands" he didn't really pay attention to much besides "food. must go home quickly I've left 4 toddlers alone oh god what if they accidentally hurt themselves ? what if they accidentally died it's all my fault I should be there I've gotta go home go home come on"
well, Karai was still raised in new york, so they spent a lot of time there xD
but yea i can understand why he wouldn't have noticed dfhdf
yeah but it's not like she was wandering into the sewers with her dad for funsies
Karai and Saki got to see a lot of new york
Yoshi ? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Okay so big brain moment but do you remember when I told you the only reason Donnie wasn't leader was because he was the youngest ?
So consider that Donnie's reaction to being told this is to go : "then TELL THEM i'm the oldest"
And Splinter goes mmmmh "okay"
They go up to them and Yoshi puts on the best acting mask and goes : "well my sons I have news : it seems I was wrong about how old you all were"
Leo : "why are we actually a year older ?"
Mikey : "if we are i want a birthday right now"
Splinter : "no, not really. What happened was that i miscalculated how old your brother Donatello trully was"
The brothers, looking at eachothers : "okay...?"
Splinter : "it happens that Donatello is actually all of you's older brother"
Ensue shock and D:< SAY WHAT
And like the entire ep would be just Donnie messing with them and getting payback from all the teasing, with 1 argument "but i'm the OLDER BROTHER. And that makes me RIGHT ! at least that's what you'd ALWAYS TELL ME, HM ?"
but then Splinter is okay with making Donnie the oldest xD?
He just goes "hehehhohoho that's funny"
Also it's just temporary for the duration of the ep
Like in the end of the ep he'd pass by and see Donnie messing with his bro and innocently enter and go "ahhh I see the lie is going well :)"
Donnie : "D: DAD"
the others ):< : "what lie"
Splinter : "well he's not your older brother, of course"
He then leaves while they run after donnie to make him pay
Donnie: "DAD YOU RATTED ME OUT >:,("
Splinter: "I am a rat, it's fitting for me to do so"
It looks super cool!! Also I noticed the symbol of the foot clan looks a bit different? Is that intentional?
Also does that mean the whole foot clan's color scheme is green and not red as is usually is?
yeah :D mostly the change of color, not really the shape (i just got lazy for the shape but it's the same as classic foot clan fhezfhezor)
The red was symbol of Saki (colorcoded white with red accent) so when Karai took over, she changed to green
It's kinda funny because green, compared to red, is a very non-aggressive color in most representations zbdbf so when Karai takes over it's like 'bwoop, all nice green now :)!' even though it's actually a bad sign here ejdbffj
a long time member of the Foot that saw Karai grow : "oh neat, karai is taking over :D ! Sorry for your loss tho, sweetie"
Karai, who is very much not the same person : "what did you call me"
imagine that member was the nanny that took care of her when she was a tiny baby
(of course the member died)
ohh that's a good point, was Splinter honest about his own story?
Splinter was not honest about his war crimes. He’s ashamed of it and refuses to talk about it. He just says he’s done bad stuff in the past.
although I guess in the story there's no way he's not gonna get confronted about it and it'll probably be the cause of arguments in the turtle family
like oof they won't take this well
Unrelated but you know how I said I was starting to see why Saki changed the name of the clan when he took over ? Like how the clan had another name before the Foot clan
alright so in the clan's tradition, whenever a new master take over, they must rename it so it is like a fresh start, with no one knowing that name. Saki chose "Foot clan" because of a silly game he and Yoshi used to play as kids. Karai kept the name because she shits on tradition and also to her it means putting her foot on her enemies' faces.
Aight so I don't know about them clans yet but : Baxter Stockman is the one to have spread mutagene all over the world. That's how scientist in the philipines, France or other places got their hands on it
The clan has the habit of celebrating as holidays the days where the clan changes master and gains a new name. They add up overtime, so if there has been 30 masters, there is 30 holidays.
The Foot's holiday is on August 8, and the Hamato's on December 2.
The clan's main job is to help and protect those in needs. They use their ressources to get and give food, build homes and give healthcare, all for free. They are not mercenaries and can't be hired to hurt people. They can cooperate with other organizations to help people (if they're trying to help neurodivergent people but don't know how to, they can't cooperate with an organization specialized in that.)
The clan is a big family, and they all know eachothers. They have a main building where the members without homes or in need to shelter can come to rest/eat/live. During holidays or special times, it's usually packed with people eating, talking, all in a joyous mood. Training happens outside, sometimes inside if the weather is really bad (a little rain or wind isn't considered really bad. If they get wet they are handed dry clothes once training is over so they don't get sick).
Individuality is encouraged, as well as the hive mind. The masters believed these two ideas can and should co-exist
Murder is prohibited, and every member is taught why very soon in their training. It's mostly about the individual that is killed, the refusal that anyone should decide who should live or die, and the idea that every person is their own tiny world, and killing someone is like destroying a world, no matter how fucked up.
Hurting is not adviced unless absolutely necessary, especially grave wounds. When protecting, the clan must fend off the aggressor peacefully and with as little damage as possible on the person. If not given any choice, opt more for defense than offense. (modifié)
The clan mustn't be good at one thing, whether it be fighting or helping. The clan has many individuals with many different skills they should all be using to their full potential.
So the clan has builders ninjas, artists ninjas, scientists ninjas... All with ninja training and developping their own competence. They all aim at helping people with their different skills
Hurting/attacking a member is like attacking the clan and is seen as a declaration of war. War is a path that should only be taken as last possibility, but always be ready for. If a member is attacked/kidnapped, the clan must do anything to rescue them while still avoiding an all out war that would result in more bad than good.
Asserting dominance over another group is stupid and futile and shouldn't be the aim of the clan, unless the group is threatning the security of the clan's city.
Even then, war must be the last possible option.
Women and children are prohibited from entering the clan, as are "abnormal" people. It is to protect them since they cannot protect themselves and are weaker than regular men.
The weapons should stay traditional and learn to master these instead of turning to easier tools, which would weaken the clan and make it lazy.
White and black people are prohibited from entering the clan and only be helped if they directly ask to be. They are different and the clan might not understand their needs.
When Saki took over, Saki changed and added some new rules to the clan :
The clan should try to have at least one person able to speak a different language, so that the clan is able to communicate with anyone
Women, "abnormal" people, and anyone else is welcome to join the Foot and leave as they wish.
The weapons can and should evolve over time, as should the clan. If they do not, they will become obsolete and old.
The master can organize and make weddings, inbetween any members or member and outsider
The members are PAID for their work. Until then they weren't.
So when Yoshi left, unlike Saki he didn't change anything (ah yes, traditions ) i like the idea that there's conflict about all his old conservative ideasvdbdvdvdvd
Like the members of the Hamato clan are from the Foot and they LIKED THOSE CHANGES. And while they agree completely changing the clan's code sucks, these little changes were good. Since Yoshi was the worst little shit, he told them to fuck off ahdvbzvd
Much much later when Yoshi became Splinter and he had a good life, although he understood respecting traditions at all costs was a BAD idea, he still wanted to respect them.
Cue April asking to be part of the clan and Yoshi going ):< but u a woman. Woman weak.
April probably going D:< EXCUSE ME. Probably conflict and confrontation and in the end Splinter finally understand why Saki changed these points and why some of his hamato ninjas left and how much of a jerk he was being and he regrets and does his best to repent.
And of course he makes April part of the Hamato clan :)
Yoshi 30 years ago : Tradition ™️. If Tradition says something, then Tradition is right.
He ISN'T technically racist nor sexist, he just follows the old recipe without thinking
AS HE AGES THO HE STARTS USING BRAIN AND GOES "hol'up"
no no I think I know what you're gonna say dgsvdvd, I get that he's technically not racist and sexist, I was exaggerating xDD, but like, in being so caught up in respecting tradition and not allowing certain people to join the clan, he kinda is in a way??
ahh yes, going from what you've been taught your entire life without questioning it and then getting a huge slap in the face once you start actually thinking about it
Leo, slapping his dad's head : equality good
Yoshi : but-
Leo : no but
I like the idea that the bois don't think like him because they just listened to the good things he said and the bullshit they were like : that's bullshit.
And also April's influence helped a lot :)
Like imagine hanging out with they girl friend and later splinter goes : girls are weaker
And they go : holdup
the turtles, Casey and April, @Splinter: "we about to make u unlearn all the shit you been taught"
And like, YEAH, he sucks on that side, but on the other side, he's a really present and affectionate father, unlike most of his versions
He tries and want to do better : he will :)
"what, the master of the foot clan is a GIRL ?! My sons what have you been doing, losing against a girl ):<"
April, teeth grinding : "why don't you come with us next patrol"
After the patrol :
Splinter : "jesus fucking christ"
Everyone else : "yeah"
Karai do be as skilled as literally every other Shredders so she's straight up terrifying
Some good for Splinty :
He's a really good dad and pays a lot of attention to his sons. Now I've been saying that a lot without developing so :
For example, he always busted his ass when they were small to make good food although he never learned how to do it before (he's not really interested in good food). He learned to cook and make tasty and good things for them as they grew, trying his best to expand their tastebuds while still staying pretty Japanese since well he is.
As they grew, he spent a lot of time with them and encouraged their activities, never forcing them to do anything they wouldn't like (beside chores). If they really didn't feel like doing chores (to a heavy degree and not just complaining), they would watch a movie or play a bit and then do the chores all together as a family activity.
He never closed his bedroom door in case any of them wanted to sleep with him, because of nightmares or simply because they wanted to. Mikey and Donnie did it more than the others, since Leo and Raph were the Older Brothers ™️ and were embarassed.
When they were younger, he'd often take time to read them a story before bed.
When he was a kid, Raph was scared of the dark, but didn't want to admit it. He'd often have meltdowns in the middle of the night and Splinter couldn't figure out why. He payed more attention to his behavior before bed and finally noticed his tendency to avoid dark rooms, even for just a second. He innocently suggested putting on lights in the corridor during the night, pretexting that he kept bumping into furnitures (he didn't), and the kids agreed (because they did bump into furnitures).
Since they couldn't exactly go to school, Splinter took care of their education, teaching them all he knew and more, going to websites and learning more to teach his sons.
They couldn't get out much for obvious reasons, but soon enough the bois wanted to see more so Splinter would often sneak them out to go to an abandonned spot he saw during his "grocery shopping". They'd picnic there in the night, and the bois would play on the roof happily.
As they grew older and discovered pizza, they didn't want to tell Splinter because they felt like it would be disrespecting his cooking, but Splinter noticed their excitement about it and decided to learn how to make them. There were. Incidents the first times he did so (secrets, of course). But overtime learned to make a basic pizza he innocently presented to his sons (bonus april that had come by). They were absolutely delighted, and Splinter kept making them from time to time (but not ALL the time, because that's not a good diet)
As April came by more often, and his sons were growing older, he got worried about the Romance™️ and decided it was time for the Talk. He never was really secretive about it before and it wasn't a tabou in the family so they already had a vague idea of what it was, and weren't embarassed much about it. He taught them about respecting the partner, and consent... They DID grow uncomfortable when he mentionned their anatomy and the difference with human anatomy and showed pictures.
When they would messed up or do bad he wouldn't YELL at them or anything, he'd just sit with them and explain why it's bad, the consequencies and why they shouldn't do it again and what they should do if they did want to do it again.
He'd respect their privacy, always and at all times, even when he's worried and he's missing a bit of information to help, he would never go through their rooms or anything. He would always knock before entering, and never go through their private belongings.
He has a shit ton of pictures of them in his room
He always tells them how proud he is of them
He hangs out with them all the time unless they don't want to
splinter : how are you my son you're so tall
Donnie, messing with him : what ? i can't hear you're too far down
Mikey: "how's the weather up here? "
Donnie: ">:("
if he isn't, it could be a good occasion for a side story with him or soemthing
Casey isn’t present when Yoshi mourns Saki’s death. He’s doing smth else.
imagine mikey tired of drawing a specific member of his family and he just appears in their room at night with a knife : "it's for character development. My character development"
Donnie: "MIKEY WHY?"
Mikey:"FAMILY PICTURES ARE EASIER TO DRAW WITHOUT YOU"
Mikey : "you're the youngest no one will see you're gone"
Donnie : "THAT MAKES NO SENSE"
Mikey: "Donnie is so hard to draw"
Leo: "Well, it's a family drawing you're doing, isn't it? Would be weird if you didn't draw one of us"
Mikey: "lol what if Donnie died, then I wouldn't have to draw him haha, just kidding.... unless"
Donnie, sweating: "what"
Mikey : "What if. Donnie wasn't part of the family anymore"
Donnie : "what"
Mikey : "If we kick him out, I don't have to draw him in the family pictures anymore, right ?"
Donnie : "Is nobody going to say anything"
Mikey : "Like he's a reject. We reject him from the family. No one wants to see him anymore."
Donnie : "I feel incredibly loved right now."
Mikey: "I'll give you twenty bucks it you exile yourself from our family"
Donnie, hearing this without any context: " I'm sorry what"
Mikey: "I can't pay you more because I need some money for pizza"
mikey really went : "mmmmh how much is donnie worth"
mikey : "mmmh how much money do i have"
Raph, who has context: "wow Mikey, Donnie isn't worth this little!"
Donnie: ...
Raph: "At least add ten bucks to that"
Donnie: D:<
Splinter: "My sons, a life should never be quantified with money as if it were a mere possession"
Donnie: :)
Splinter, with a smirk: "but if we were to quantify it-"
Donnie: "DAD NO-"
imagine him going, really dry : "i already know i'm not worth anything, you don't have to remind me every five seconds"
and then they go "hahaha- wait what"
Donnie, much later: "do you guys really think I'm worth this little :'(?"
Everyone, immediately: oh shit what
Mikey: "I will draw you 100 times please don't think that about yourself "
imagine, an ep where it starts like that, and Donnie doesn't voice his hurt, but we can see he got hurt, and then later in the ep, he's like taking hostage or smth and the bois are offered a huge amount of money to give him up and they're like "are you fucking kidding me i'm not selling my baby brother what the hell is wrong with you" and then after the rescue donnie is like
"so... i'm worth more than that price ?"
and they're like 0.0 "WELL YEA ????"
"Donnie my brother we love you of course we're not selling you what the fuck"
"but you said- ):"
"we were messing with you oh my god donatello did you take it seriously"
Leo : "Donnie. Donnie I need you to look at me dead in the eyes. Did you think we really thought you were worth 20 bucks"
Donnie :
Leo : "Holy shit. Guys. Guys we need a Donnie appreciation day like right now"
Donnie has Self Esteem issues
Has Splinter explained everything to his sons by this point?
Or dies he explain after Saki dies?
no by this point they brought back the dude they recognised as the Oroku Saki their dad sometimes talk about, and he just cried
How did they recognize him?
he has a picture of the two of them young in his room
they found his body on the docks and went "oh shit"
Was he already dead when they found him or was there a chance he could survive?
No he was very much dead
he died pretty fast, karai is good at stabbin'
they knew it was that one guy their dad really really liked and they kinda went "well. we can't just. leave him here."
Well yeah but what where they gonna do after that xD? Burry him in the sewers? Pretty sure that's not an option jejffb
Wouldn't it make more sense for them to call their dad and have him rejoin them ?
oh they had no fucking clue. to be fair, it's basically the first ever corpse they ever encountered, and it was that one guy they heard about their entire childhood
kinda shocking
it would make more sense yeah. however remember their literal first encounter with casey ? The bois are not great under pressure (at first)
-shock
"fuck. what do we do"
oh yeah btw at that point they already KNEW Saki was around in New York, since they saw the Foot clan (good), and talked about it to their dad
they don’t now who killed him at first
From what you said before, Karai didn't seem be hide at all that she killed him, right?
she straight up told the foot clan
So they probably learn it soon enough zjdbd
Seeing Saki dead was a huge shock for Yoshi.
Yoshi never knew Karai, right?
noooooo she was born long long long after he left
she was born like 6 months before the turtles mutation
okay so there would be this recurring background character named steve, and he would always be making comments during a scene (when they turtles are in public) where it's like "OMG imagine if [insert here an extremely detailed and graphic moment in tmnt 2012] would it be fucked up or what"
And there would always be at least one person with him that would say "shut the fuck up steve"
and then in universe, there would be on social medias the start of the hashtage : #steve needs therapy
that character would exist for the sole purpose of paying tribute to 2012 while also pointing out how fucked up it was
also instead of going to therapy he makes a comic about the turtles
so there's this #steve needs therapy but they don't know Steve IS a therapist, and he IS Casey's therapist and he still made those comments and a comic
turns out Steve is perfectly fine and healthy in his head he just digs fucked up shit
Steve: "It's just how I cope with stuff"
APRIL can be SUPER INTENSE when she's passionate about something (i'm talking rise!casey level of intense), and because of that she doesn't have any friends besides the turtles until Casey comes around.
She was bullied when she was young because of that, and since then she is VERY against bullying when it comes to her friends (or not actually but with her friends more). When it's about her she kinda regress back and goes into a ball and doesn't do or say anything (haha trauma go brr).
So if her friends are bullied (in the traditional way like Casey or by super villains like the turtles) she can go mental and try to DECK whoever bullied
Like imagine Shredder messing with them. Do you see how that can be a problem.
Like you know how some villains sometimes are totally capable to killing/finishing the hero and instead they kinda play with them ? April considers that irrespect and bullying and she hates it. Like the idea that "they're not a threat enough for me to end them" or that they're simply not taken seriously.
April is a stress cleaner ! So whenever she has a big exam coming up, the turtles ALWAYS invites her to "relax" and she ends up cleaning the whole lair. Splinter disapproves of using her like this, but on the other hand, she does seem more relaxed (BECAUSE SHE'S BONE TIRED) and the lair is shiny after she passes through.
METALHEAD ! My boi, my man, my bot.
Metalhead, or Meets for short, is mute ! They communicates through sign language. However since none of the turtle family knows sign language and that it would be kinda useless since most of them have 4 fingers (including Meets), Metalhead invented a sign language proper to their 4 fingers thing. Everyone is currently learning it but Raph is way more advanced (donnie second, mikey third and leo last) because turns out he and Meets get along REALLY WELL.
Metalhead is interested with science, of course, it created them after all and they thinks science, looks science, I mean you get it. He's also interested in it because he simply thinks it is interesting. He likes the idea of being able to Explain everything, even the weirdest things. However even if they do like science, they like gossip as well, as it's the science of the relationship between people, and also it's really fun and stupid and they love it.
Raph found in Meets the perfect gossip partner ESPECIALLY since they have abilities, such as seeing through walls and enhanced hearing. But to get the gossip, he needs to be able to understand what Meets is saying. So he's extremely motivated to learn sign langage
I will probably do mistakes because I suck at this (i still don't know why) but Metalhead is they/them. I might misgender them like an asshole and i'm sorry ):
Like I said, Meets invented a sign language, and he likes and dislikes some things. Turns out Metalhead is a self-learning AI, and if Donnie was super proud of it at first, he quickly grew worried and scared of the consequencies (cough cough movies) and decided to shut him down. Much to everyone's surprise, Metalhead isn't really kin on dying, so he fought back and escaped. At that point Donnie believes he created a powerful super-villain and he's full on having a panic meltdown.
His brothers and friends reassures him and help him go looking for it. They all have a lot of trouble finding it, until they realize it's with the Mutanimals, hiding.
They took it in thinking it was a really fucked up mutant. The turtle family bust in, explains the situation and the mutanimals are like "... I don't know mate they seem pretty cool. Have you tried talking to them before going on a rampage ?"
Donnie is confused (cough cough movies) and looks at Metalhead and they look DOWNRIGHT TERRIFIED. And then the turtle family looks at eachother and go : :0 oh. Ohhhhh we were huge assholes there for a hot minute.
Anyway they're adopted now
Metalhead looks like a tiny metallic version of the turtles. They're around Splinter size, don't have no mouth but super expressive eyes. Their colorcode is pink
And purple tinted metal because donnie made him avsvavsb
They DO have the sewer shell because UwU. They might have an upgrade with smth similar to apocalypse!donnie's ears, but not sure. Depends if the turtles understand their emotions only based on eyes or not
I need to design them but yevahdcjavds meets:)
They have their own room also. They share it with Shelldon. (Shelldon is a big fan of Meets)
When I said "science" in the broad way it was intentional, because they're interested in all the fields. They learn engineering with Don and then go search more informations on more fields elsewhere. They quickly becomes more skilled and knowledgeable than Donnie because of their robot brain that can stock info more easily. This could be the root of like a conflict of who's the Science Guy ™️ in the family
Meets knows a lot more than Don but when Donnie needs help on a project from another field, asking Metalhead can be a hassle because of the language barrier. Usually Donnie just give that part of the project to Meets to do (if they wanna). It does bother him because he wants to understand, and that's why he's the 2nd most motivated to learning Metalhead's sign language
Mikey and Metalhead get along just fine, Meets often being the Mikey Babysitter when Mikey fucks up and Meets clean up after him. Mikey is thrilled to have a brand new brother (donnie is thrilled to not be the youngest no more), and tries his very best to make them feel welcome and part of the family. Meets deeply appreciate that.
Leo used to be kind of warry and unsure about the whole Metalhead situation. He thought that a bot was a bot and treating them like something else might have been a mistake. (He inherited his dad's Tradition mood). It took him some time to warm up to Metalhead and start actively learning the sign language (which is why he's dead last)
Splinter however was totally cool with it, seeing immediatly Meets as the most reasonable child, and the one that would keep everyone safe from danger and away from doing stupid teen shit. He didn't expect Meets to also be doing stupid teen shit. He still loves them tho.
April and Casey were both like "you got a robot brother ? That's fucking metal let's meet them"
Donnie immediatly "it is indeed pretty "metal" since it's a bot"
Raph before meets, as soon as April and Casey came back from school yo hang out with them, sitting in the kitchen, waiting like a ritual : "so... What's new "
Raph after Meets, both sitting in the kitchen with big eyes : :)))))
Casey and April : oh god there's 2 of them now
So. Metalhead isn't very discreet not very "ninja". Because of that, Leo refuses that they go on missions with them. Meets is always very disappointed and sad, like their big bro isn't validating their skills. So when Donnie stumbles upon Kraang tech and makes Shelldon's propeller more like floaty COMPLETELY SILENT thing, Meets gets really excited and asks Donnie to upgrade them too (if they have to get the apocalypse !donnie ears it would be there).
Once it's done Meets is able to float slightly above ground and move around like this and they gets really excited about it. They keeps sneaking up on the family and after the scream of fear once they realize they're here, they makes the sign for "ninja", really excitedly then leaves to sneak up on someone else.
One time they sneaked up on Leo and he screamed very loud and Meets was like :DDD !!! Ninja !!!! And Leo, trying to calm his heart gives a thumbs up and goes "yes, ninja. You did great. You're really silent"
It's the sweet validation they were looking for and they go :DDDDDDDD !!!!!!!!! NINJA !!!!!! They fly around stimming for a while then calm down and stopped sneaking up on them. To get payback tho they asked Mikey to sneak up on them and he scared the shit out of Meets.
Also how Meets got their upgrade (he fought Leo and Mikey to get it). Like Don showed proudly the Shelldon update and they were all :0!!!!!!!! Leo wanted to use the tech to help them on missions, Mikey wanted to upgrade his skateboard and Meets to be more discreet.
Donnie was like "people I've got enough for 1 project" and Meets won
Meets has extensible arms (they just grabbed their bros faces and extended their arms far enough and then puppy-eyed Donnie to get their upgrade)
Okay so : humans pretty much knows mutant exist, but nothing is official. Like the government is customer service smiling and going "whaaaaaaaat ? Mutants ? Pssshhhhhhhhh what noooooooo that's NOT a thing lmao haha"
While most of the people knows. Of course there are people who are like "y'all are not trusting our BELOVED government, how DARE YOU" but not much.
Mostly, there's the side that's pro-mutant and the side that's "let's fucking eradicate them all". So there's this whole mutants right thing, are they dangerous, should we really hurt them, where do they come from (most popular theories : aliens or government experiment gone wrong)
You know internet, and what it would do if there were unnofficial giant animals that can talk running around.
Memes, political warfare, videos like "what are REALLY mutants"...
But most of the people besides some lucky few actually doesn't know what's going on
NOW THE KRAANGS
So, the kraangs first discovered our planet when we were neanderthals. They were BLOWN AWAY by one of the most unique skill humans have : imagination.
However, we couldn't do much with it since we were busy trying to not die, and they couldn't study us. Which they didn't like.
So, to make that different, they introduced us to the sedentarisation. However the results weren't as quick as they hoped and they grew impatient. They wanted to study imagination NOW.
Since they didn't want to wait for thousands of years, they decided to artificially create creatures with imagination. To do so, they used a human cobaye and DNA to create the first ever mutagene (then much easier to reproduce.) But it was unstable and didn't work as planned. Convinced that their mutagene would take less time to do than wait around for humans, they retreated to their dimension to perfect it. (modifié)
When they returned, what was their surprise to realize that it actuly took them a SHIT TON OF TIME, and humans were now the dominant specie, and they had developped imagination alright.
They had a lot of subjects to study and threw the mutagene away for a while, collecting informations and reading our fictions. After some hundreds of years, they had seen enough.
They saw the amount of power imagination possessed and they wanted it for themselves. But they couldn't consciously create imagination, they had to implement it in their brains.
It proved to be more difficult if not impossible than planned, and they decided to get back to the mutagene to try and decipher the differences between humans and different species they'd create that had imagination, hoping they could recreate that on themselves.
The experience was an horrifying disaster, so bad that it got onto Utrom's history books and marked a day in their history. All the scientists working on the projects had been killed, and turns out mutagene was toxic on the long term (or directly poured) to the Kraangs.
Having reached a dead end, the Kraangs got rid of the mutagene (that's when Yoshi and the turtles got hit,and that Stockman got his hand on it. More or less the moment mutagene was popularised.)
In Colorcoded, the Utrom is the name of the people, and Kraang the division of the Utrom that are working on the imagination problem. (Scientist, humans specialist...)
After the mutagene fiasco, one or their scientist came up with a brilliant idea : instead of trying to recreate imagination, why not just. Steal it from the humans. Take the imagination and put it in their own brain. Of course it would have the minor side effect of killing the person they take the imagination from but who cares right ?
So at the beginning of the show, that's where Kraangs are. They came up with that idea and had started working towards accomplishing it. They started tests with volunteer Utroms, and kidnapped humans, which if they started really bad, started to get better.
They started to be noticed by the turtle family when they suceeded the steal and kidnapped a shit ton more humans suddenly, since they made some kind of factory to transplant imagination.
The turtles start fighting them and the Kraangs grow worried of the resistance. The rythm is slowing down, and the Utrom is an impatient race, and they're being attacked by being made out of the thing that killed thousands of them.
They need another, faster solution. They start working on a technodrome, to do the transplantation on a city scale.
That would be a season finale, and of course in the end the turtles win
When Meets was still making up the sign language and teaching it to their bros, there were sessions where they signed something and they had to guess what.
One time they signed (i'll have to draw it but i know what that sign looks like) "I love my bros" and before they got to bros they were like "ugh they're gonna say something stupid again"
And then they signed bros and they went "BABY BROTHER I LOVE YOU TOO "
At the beginning of Meets living with them, they had a fast charging battery. That caused problems when they all went to bed and half an hour later Meets was already fully charged and making noises everywhere because they were bored.
To fix that Donnie gave them a slow charging battery, that took 8 hours (a full night sleep) to charge. Worked great.
A game night competition ! They used to do that a lot when they were younger but since Raph always won, they did it less regularly. The arrival of Casey had launched it again but he was nowhere near as good.
When Meets joined the family they launched it again with a fighting style video game, through rounds.
Meets had trouble at first, they never played video games, but they won through the rounds and used them to get used to the control and game. Soon it was Raph vs Meets and the family had gone insane, rooting heavily for Meets, excited that someone might FINALLY win against Raph. Raph is also very excited, he's like that one Kung Fu panda meme : "finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary !"
The fight was pretty tight, and they were both on low health and Meets ended up winning. The crowd went insane and decided that day was going to be the Meets Won holiday
Is there a lore reason why Meets doesn't have a voice? Cause I'm pretty sure Donnie would have the ability to give them one if he wanted , he created a super AI, surely he can synthesize a voice
I'm thinking Donnie was working on it and then he realized that the AI was done and worked and he got really excited about it and couldn't wait to test it on the bot. So he did. Although he hadn't finished the voice synthetizer he was like "WHATEVER i'll do it later I WANT TO SEE-"
And then the whole "wait oh fuck oh shit making an AI might have been a terrible idea" then "oh wait I was being a huge discriminatory asshole"
And once he got back to doing it Meets was like "no thanks"
does Meets participate in training sessions?
They do ! They suck at it tho because Splinter doesn't want them to use their "natural body strenght" such as a rocket launcher. They complain about it a lot and since they don't exactly have muscles, if they can't use their own equivalent well they suck.
I'd imagine the turtles would start using the sign language during stealth missions to communicate silently at some point, that would be a really big advantage!
Yeah :D ! Although since the turtles are still. Well. The turtles. I imagine except if it's an extremely important mission they'd still babble and speak to eachothers. Like dumbasses.
also you said Meets can float above the ground, what does that look like? Is it as if they had propellers under their feet? or do they kinda 'change form' to fly?
No, their shell is retractable and there's like silent techy propellers that comes out (like uhhh you know rise!donnie does) znd they float around
Raph, Donnie, Mikey and Meets: having a full conversation in sign language
Leo, who doesn't know the language as much as them: :|
imagine Meets signing random funny stuff at his bros during training sessions or something just to distract them zdhbfdf
Meets, getting their ass kicked, signing : "bitch"
Mikey, completely thrown off and deeply offended : D:<
before Meets was created, the turtles had phones but they couldn't do video calls, they were more like walkie talkies than anything and then after Meets arrived, they realized that they wouldn't be able to use the phones since Meets can only communicate with sign language, hence Donnie upgrading everyone's phones and adding a video call option so that they can call Meets when they need :)! aaand I just realized halfway through writing this that texting exists I am dumbass
THEY WOULD FEEL EXCLUDED if it was only text messages
so, Meets can't talk at all but can they make any sound ? like, beeping or something like that?
Yessssss
Mikey went "hey Donnie, you forgot to add something"
Mikey, who just finished painting the hamato clan symbol: "Now, you're even more officially family :)!"
Meets: making a face of absolute joy
the boi (non-binary) loves validation
A family can be 4 turtles, a rat, a robot and two humans
they borrowed casey's bic to draw a smiling mouth on them
Meets, signing: "look! I smile!" :D
Everyone: <3 <3 <3 <3
mikey after around a month of meets being there : i'm no longer the cute one. i pass on my crown to you baby sibling
Alternatively, the others: "oh no there's two of them now"
meets has a "oh no there's two of them now" with all the brothers, separatly
mikey and meets : the cute ones
raph and meets : gossip
donnie and meets : smart science guy
leo and meets : serious and puts you back in line
Meets is all their personalities combined
maybe because when donnie made their AI they went "to make it perfect there has to be a bit of all my brothers because together we're perfect"
Donnie: "I accidentally made Meets like me and my brothers, I'm not sure what this says about me"
Mikey: "It says that you love us :)!"
Raph: "and that you have a bit of an ego"
Donnie: "I wanted Meets to be interested in random information as a way for them to learn things faster but I ended up making them be as much into gossip as Raph, help this may have been a mistake"
Did Mikey help with Meets' design
well i mean donnie's field is engineering not designing
imagine : donnie saying proudly he had an idea for what his bot would look like and he show mikey this [insert the most regular square fucking looking bot design drawn poorly]
donnie: "of course it wouldn't be EXACTLY like that, it doesn't work or make sense, I would need to add some parts to make it work properly but that would be the general shape :D!!!"
mikey, staring at it :
Mikey: "do you take constructive criticism"
Donnie: "not without crying"
Mikey, kicking the door to Donnie's lab open: "DONNIE I HAVE A GENIUS IDEA FOR YOUR ROBOT PROJECT"
Mikey: "GIVE THEM E Y E B R O W S"
Donnie:
Donnie: "Mikey..."
Donnie: "that is a gREAT IDEA LET'S DO THIS-"
Mikey: "Give them a jetpack, and flamethrowers, and a kunai canon, and an ice cream machine and-"
Donnie: "Mikey, while I appreciate the enthusiasm, you're at a ten, I'm gonna need you to go down to a 4."
Ajddb basically the idea was that instead of Donnie just putting off giving Meets a voice and then never doing it, he got so excited while making them that he just ... forgot qhdbd, and when he activated them for the first time he realized they weren't talking and went: "SHIT I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING" and he planned on fixing that but then he realized that Meets was actually doing quite well at making themself understood, and decided that maybe there was nothing to fix :)!
(emphasize the DONNIE FORGOT instead of PUTTING IT OFF)
Leo: "One day he made us all phones and gave them super cool features, but he didn't give them a 'call' function."
Donnie: "I FORGOT OKAY?"
Leo is telling that to meets
Mikey, talking to Meets: "You could have had a flamethrower but Donnie is a killjoy"
Donnie: >:(
Donnie : "STOP EMBARASSING ME IN FRONT OF OUR NEW SIBLING"
Raph : "No <3"
Mikey: "Wanna see your old design Donnie made before I helped him with it?"
Donnie: "WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE IT DON'T SHOW THEM THAT-"
Meets, signing : dear god i almost looked like that ? Thank you so much Mikey, you're the real inventor in the room.
Donnie : "D:<"
Splinter, who thinks it's hilarious : "I have a lot of baby pictures of Donatello. And your other brothers too. Do you want to see ?"
Donnie: "We need to give it a color, I'm not sure which one though..."
Mikey: "Pink."
Donnie: "Why pink?"
Mikey: "Because pink."
Donnie: "Compelling argument. Let's do it."
they called them "it" before they got to know them. they didn't really see them as an individual prior to the mutanimals slapping some common sense into them fheuhifuez
First one : Hide and seek
Sometimes they'd do regular games of hide and seek with April and Casey (sometimes Splinter if he's feeling up to it), and they always appointed either April or Casey as seekers or else the games was done way too soon. Overtime they got really good at spotting things in the dark and pin-pointing ideal hideouts (which came in handy during missions).
So, after Meets joined the family and prior to them joining them for missions, they did a game of Hide and Seek and Meets found the PERFECT spot, like there was no way anyone would find them there. They were super excited and hid but. What they did not think about was their lights. Which. They can't turn off. So in the end they looked like [insert a cabinet in the dark, with obvious pink light shining through the cracks]
The others thought it was funny but Meets and Leo saw it as a real problem if they would go on missions with them at some point. Donnie ended up fixing it sometimes later, and they can now control the intensity of their lighting.
THEY WOULD HAVE WON THE GAME IF IT WERENT FOR THEIR LIGHTS SDVHVDH
Raph: "Another flaw in Donnie's designs"
Donnie: "Can y'all stop making fun of me"
Second one : Hye-Jin
Casey at some point introduces his sister to the turtle family and he's the translator so they can communicate. Meets sees she speaks a different language and asks Casey what it is. Once they know, they leave the room, much to everyone's surprise, and comes back like 30 minutes later with a notebook and writes sentences in perfect Korean, delighting Hye-Jin and dumbfounding everyone else.
They explain they used Don's computer to download into their database everything related to Korean, hence learning the entire language in 30 minutes. Casey loved the attention and gave Meets a tight hug.
Last one : Dresses
When the 2 days long turtle anniversary came, Meets gifted all of them dresses. Mikey was delighted, as a genderfluid boi UwU, Donnie was really excited because it would help him with his whole gender experimentation he's going through, Leo is glad because he's not gender conforming, but Raph is. Unsure. He's very masculine and hadn't really considered wearing a dress before, and didn't know if he wanted to.
His brothers hurriedly put on theirs but Raph preffered to wait until he's alone. His brothers teased him about it but he shrugged it off and they continued the birthday.
That night he's alone in his room with the dress and he's kinda afraid to try it on ? Like what if he does like it. Does it mean he's not a real man ? Does that change his entire gender perception ?
He ends up going for it and he's standing in front of his mirror, in that dress and he's like. Uh. I don't. Dislike it. I don't feel any different. I'm still me, but instead of pants i'm in a dress. He looks at himself, does a little twirl and he doesn't feel less manly, nor does he feel like uncomfortable. He ends up wearing it for the night and thanks Meets the next day, still wearing it
does Meets have good fashion sense dbhf
Meets has brothers with good fashion sense
donnie who thought no longer being the baby brother would mean stop getting picked on so often
the new baby sibling, participating on teasing him :
donnie, betrayed : D:<
Hot take : finale of season 1 with the Kraang's giant technodrone stealing people's imagination (and life)
The turtles don't win actually. And this time no going back. Billions of deads, including Casey's dad
No time travel, no magic compounds that save everyone in the end. All of these people they're dead dead.
Also during the finale, before they officially lose, April and the turtles get captured. Meets tries to help but Leo tells them to leave (because except for him, the others are injured and unconcscious, and there were Foot + Kraangs around, no escape even if Meets could move whatever they were under). Meets doesn't want to leave, like at all, but Leo is being more firm and they have to.
Back at the lair they're miserable and feeling heavily guilty, and breaks down when Splinter asks where the others are.
Splinter reassures them telling them Leo made a good call, and then a bleeding, extremely upset and shaken Casey barges in and screams at Meets for abandonning the others.
Meets runs away and Casey after being calmed down by Splinter, goes to apologize to them, and how he was simply terrified of what might happen to his friends.
I might cut off someone's limb there but not sure. But i don't think they'll walk out of that capture unharmed (both mentally and physically)
Anyway, beginning of season 2, and the Kraangs didn't expand beyond New York's destruction. We later find out it's because unlike the tiny version of the ray, this one ALSO STEALS the memories of the people, not just their imagination.
Lemme tell you the whiplash on the imaginative Kraangs. They shut down everything and yeeted the fuck out of that planet.
Yep. No consequencies for them mostly. No deads, no harm done to them. They caused mass genocide and only come out of it slightly guilty
Did this specie come to a planet, changes it forever with mutagene thrown out carelessly, then murdering a good chunk and left unharmed and fine ? Yeah. Yeah they did.
No "they had it coming" no revenge, nothing. No closure
Colorcoded!Donnie, meeting an artist: "Hi :D!"
The artist: "You. I don't like you."
like everyone their age falls in love with mikey, every artist they meet hates donnie for no reason
that should be a running gag
also I think you said Raph and Leo were twins at some point?? is that still a thing?
they're basically twins but they like to fight with the "i was a second older than you when i mutated"
Casey: "so who's the oldest sibling?"
Leo and Raph, at the exact same time: "ME"
Mikey suggests a karaoke night, and Leo goes D:< "dude" and points at Meets and Mikey feels really bad until Meets holds up a finger, walks backwards to their room, shuffle in there for like a minute and comes out with a guitar. They're like "i can learn how to play it I just need 20 minutes and a computer :D" Mikey is about to enthousiastically agree but Casey stops him and ask "okay but how good would you be playing it knowing nothing ? I feel like it would put you at OUR level, make the thing fair"
Of course their siblings are VERY motivated by the idea of seeing them not slaying smth for once, and they agree.
So during the karaoke, when it's Meets turn everyone is really excited. They basically use the guitar to replace their vocal cords, so playing the notes their voice should make. Except that well without any prep they're as good as a really bad singer and their friends are absolutely thrilled while they're embarassed to death. Splinter thinks it's hilarious and recorded the entire thing on his phone. He replays it from time to time and always get a good laugh out of it
the place they're in was originally the living quarters of the people that made the sewers. So it's really really big. Splinter just doesn't want them to go there.
When they get older they do anyway, and they get freaked out because they convinced themselves it's haunted and never went back
their home is very very deep into the sewer, so not many people come by anyway. It took Splinter forever to find it
Colorcoded characters' arc :
-Donnie learns to be confident in his skills and abilities (which he wasn't because he's bad at a medic and meh at a ninja, and he compares himself to nowadays scientists and feels late)
-Mikey learns to be more independent (he used to seek validation from his family all the time and any negative comments regarding whatever he does could give him a breakdown)
-Raph learns to open up more about his feelings to others (since he's the tank, the strong one, he's like "i'm a mAn so I'm sTRoNG I caN'T hAvE FeeLiNGS")
-Leo learns to rely on his team more (as a pretty "tradition" kind of guy he thinks he has to lead the team all by himself, and he can't ask help or ideas from the others because it would show he's not fit to lead them.)
-April learns to tone down her intense self (not to put other at ease, like her parents wanted her to do (surprisingly didn't work wow), but to protect herself and others because at some point she sees her intensity and how it blinds her can and have hurt her or other people. Case in point : attacking Shredder bear hands because she insulted them)
-Casey learns to trust again, in general (it takes Casey literally the death of his dad and the turtles sweating their ass off to find him to realize he can trust people actually, these people are trustworthy. Until then, Casey is very warry of everyone, all hte time, he's careful what he says about himself and his personnal life, and he never relies on the turtles and April during fights. Because Casey is poor and asian in america, let's just say trusting people rarely brought good to his life)
-Meets learns to live (quite literally, since day 2 Meets was a people pleaser, because they were heavily traumatized of how their now brothers hunted them down to kill them at the very beginning. Because of that they believe they don't have an actual place in the family, and they have to prove himself useful all the time or else they get kicked out. That's also why they react very badly when from times to times the turtles don't let them help)
#colorcoded au#colorcoded#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#leo#leonardo#leo tmnt#mikey#michelangelo#mikey tmnt#april#april o'neil#april tmnt#casey jones#casey tmnt#splinter#splinter tmnt#hamato yoshi#oroku saki#oroku karai#karai tmnt#the shredder#shredder#shredder tmnt
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Potential Sigriel Children
Bain and his partners have Brand. Legolas and Aragorn have Geralt. I’m heavily into considering having Tilda and Boromir adopt some kids
But what about our good ol bisexual ladies?
As always, I can’t draw, so visualize with me
Twins
We’ve got the older of the two, Juniper. He has his mum’s striking red hair, but his mama’s dark brown eyes, natural curls, and somewhat darker skin.
A boy with a lot of pep in his step, bright eyed, if not a bit naive. He takes things as they comes, and faces life with a smile and a cheer. He may seem dumb just from his exterior, but he’s surprisingly intelligent and insightful, very emotionally aware, and extremely good with people. Since he’s to be the future king of Dale, these are all very good skills to have.
Just like his mama, Juniper prefers blunt melee weapons, but he has an especially preference for flails. He thinks they’re fun and deadly at the same time.
Then we’ve got his eleven minutes younger sister, Ivy. Ivy takes more after their mama in terms of looks, with the same dark skin hue, the same black hair, and even the vitiligo. She does have her mum’s green eyes though.
A girl with intent behind her eyes. She's suave, a charmer, and knows how to get what she wants, even if it can be a bit backhanded. Since her brother was the one who was prepped to be king, girl had more free time on her hands, free time she spent on the streets, picking up skills that any person of her status probably shouldn't have, like pickpocketing and incredible stealth.
Ivy prefers ranged weapons, mainly because she's not that physically strong. While bow and arrow is something she's proficient is, she is much better and prefers the crossbow. If she'd ever be in a fight, she'd probably take a sniper position, finding somewhere high to fire down at her enemies.
The two twins do not understand each other in the slightest, as Ivy sees her brother as some dumb himbo while Juniper sees her as a needless rebel, but they do love each other, somewhat. That complicated sibling relationship dynamic seems to run in the family.
Sigrid would have a lot of struggles relating to her daughter since she's very strict by nature, but she'd try her hardest to be the best mom she can, as she always valued her relationship with her own mother and wants something similar with her daughter. Tauriel has an easier time with Ivy, but there's still like a pane of glass between them.
Juniper is easy tho. Gets along great with them both.
Also, Brand would be very good friends with Ivy while enjoying messing with Juniper, and Geralt would hate them both because he's Geralt
#They're not canon to my verse#not yet at least#I do like them#lotr#lord of the rings#the hobbit#lotr au#the hobbit au#tauriel#sigrid of dale#sigrid dragondaughter#Juniper#Ivy
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PF2e Bonuses/Penalties by Vibe
- BONUSES -
+1 Circumstance
Oh, you shouldn’t have! How nice
Kind of like getting $50 in that it’s good news but it won’t pay rent
”Ah but you see my alchemist has Specialty Crafting: Alchemy”
+1 Status
Bards love this one cool trick (monsters HATE him!)
The easiest one to get with a spell so you know it can’t be that good
Still good, tho
Friendship ended with Fireball. Heroism is my best friend now
+1 Item
Cool sword!
Striking runes might be flashier but getting that first +1 potency is great
Maybe these Healer’s Gloves will make me stop critically failing Medicine
(They won’t)
+2 Circumstance
Okay now we’re talking
If you get it on a melee attack you can pretend to be a Fighter
Unless you’re already a Fighter, then you can pretend to be Iomedae and smite someone to dust
Default bonus for any skill feat so situational that you use it once per real-life month
Damn, skill feats just hit different once you hit Master proficiency
+2 Status
Oh hey, the bard took Inspire Heroics
Less common than you’d think given how common +2 circumstance bonuses are
(With the exception of Heroism, the ultimate catch-all buff spell)
Can we have more spells that give +2 status to some weirdly specific thing
Wait nevermind that was why PF1E had so many useless buffs
+2 Item
Whatever is giving you this probably has a weirdly specific once-per-day ability
You will forget this ability exists
+3 Circumstance
High level Aid sure is nice
Gonna be honest I have no idea how you get this bonus other than Aid
+3 Status
Your particularly lucky bard took Inspire Heroics
That or someone has thanklessly prepared castings of Heroism in their 9th(!) level spell slots
They could’ve cast a spell that’s literally called Massacre with that slot
I hope they’re a Warpriest so they can self-buff and cosplay as a fighter
+3 Item
If your weapon has this, you have to give it a cool name. I don't make the rules
The above is mostly so you never need to say +3 Major Striking Vorpal Greater Shock Speed High-Grade Adamantine Greatsword
+4 Circumstance
What if the Fighter had +46 to hit*? Haha, just kidding. Unless…
If your GM gives you this for free they are either A) giving you license to commit ultramurder or B) haven’t gotten the hang of PF2E bonuses yet
Either way it’s gonna be a wild ride
+4 Status
If there’s a way to get this consistently please let me know
+4 Item
Nice artifact! Hope it isn’t secretly cursed or something
If major bestial mutagens give a higher item bonus than any non-Artifact weapon, does that mean each vial is an artifact-tier item?
+5 or higher (Any)
The GM has decided that it’s their game and the bonuses can be as high as they want
*Level 20. Proficiency +28, attribute +7, item +4, status +3, circumstance +4. It’s unlikely you’ll get a +4 weapon, though, so most fighters can only hope to reach a mere +45. I’m sure they’re devastated.
- PENALTIES -
-1 Circumstance
Love to critically fail my Aid action
”The rules say I have to give you this penalty because it’s raining”
-1 Status
Watch as what would normally be a hit melts away to nothing because you were Frightened 1
On the flip side it’s very funny when this happens to enemies
Apply to any monster with the power of foul language and mean looks
-1 Item
Ah yes the mutagen penalty
You probably won’t need to make will saves during this fight, right?
I wouldn’t worry about it if I were you
-2 Circumstance
Everyone’s favorite modifier
Line up everyone, it’s flanking time
-2 Status
Surprisingly easy to inflict even at level 1 (Fear, critical Demoralize)
Gets very stupid when combined with Flat-Footed
Get in the car loser we’re going to crit city
-2 Item
Mutagen penalty, but only if the mutagen tastes spicy
Yes my sniper has 10 strength, yes this is a kickback weapon, no I will not set up my tripod
-3 Circumstance
Weirdly uncommon
Most circumstance modifiers are -2 or -4
I guess the GM wanted to mix it up
-3 Status
The monsters have just about had enough of your “winning” bullshit
Alternatively, somebody critically failed something lmao
You prepared spells or items to counteract this, right?
...right?
-3 Item
Whatever is giving you this, it’s cursed, get rid of that
Or you’re just really weak and wearing heavy armor lmao
-4 Circumstance
They don’t speak your language, maybe get Intimidating Glare
That or you’re shooting way past your weapon range for some reason
Either way good luck you're gonna need it
-4 Status
The good news is whatever condition gave you this probably won't get any worse
The bad news is you're almost certainly fucked
I hope you saved a hero point so that your Dying condition doesn’t also go to 4
-4 Item
Literally how
-5 or higher (Any)
You’ll do anything to attempt that check?
Anything at all?
Then perish
#pathfinder2e#pf2e#ttrpg#idk if this is funny but here it is#I spent a whole hour making it and that means I get to inflict it on you
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Jokes on you, hypnosis don't work on me
I'll give you some facts anyway tho <3
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~ I have a new oc in the making, Thier name is Telly and they go by any pronouns. They're a ghost in a TV head machine built by dice to be a walking servant to help them do tasks around the volcano that the minions cannot. The story is that crimson has 2 exes, and she killed one of them. The ghost of her ex finally decided to get back at her and attempted to possess dice to murder her, but missed and ended up in the AI machine, and couldn't get out. Once that happened they got chased out of the volcano after attempting to hurt dice and needed somewhere to flee. After a while if running, they got into an accident that I'm still trying to peice together and it wiped Telly's memory, all they can remember is a blonde lady and a shotgun. They found the city, found a friend to stay with (Carmen) and now has a job as a news reporter
~ Crimson has murdered tons of people, some of them with her bare fists, but the weapons she works best with are shotguns, swords and plain old knives. Dice works well with snipers and pistols
~ Ben has an irrational fear of running late to things. That's why he wears two watches
~ Lady No-Name can see, everything is very desaturated and static-y for her though. Despite this, her vision is surprisingly sharp
~ Tank is really literal minded and will take lots of things literally. That's why they don't understand memes
~ Boba the clown rhymes when she's stressed. Not on purpose, it's kind of a subconscious thing
~ The mushroom family is the biggest family in my ocverse currently, consisting of two adults and 4 kids (2 of them being twins). They've lived for a long time, way before the city was actually built. Mushroonian aging is weird, but every 1 mushroonian year is 27 human years
~ Mango is from an underwater kingdom, the one that Tatiana is currently struggling to run
~ most of my ocs were born and raised in the city, and blaze knows most of their parents, after living for so long amongst the humans. She gets kinda depressed sometimes because a lot of her friends back in the day are dead now. Goddess problems
~ blaze has been redesigned, btw! She's actually likeable now, look at that
~ Dice used to work a 9-5 job before he got money through being hired to kill people. Blaze was mayor then and came in one day to make sure the building was up to code because of the developing city and that's how they met. They became pretty good friends, but they also fought a lot
~ Most mushroonians you'd expect to see if you lived in the city is...well, none actually, but you'll see mushroonians wearing red with yellow spots like red cap mushrooms since theres a village slightly close to the city full of mushroonians of that type. But there are a lot of mushroom types out there, and that applies to mushroonians too! Another fun fact is that red cap mushroonians have poisonous blood (only poisonous to humans)
~ a surprising amount of children OCS I have used to live on the streets. I have no idea why I did that (examples, Caitlin (who got adopted by blaze and Gordon), Alyssa (still on the streets), Ozzie (taken in by Luxlie), etc)
~ Phantom can't cook for the life of her. Or do laundry for the life of her. Or actually a lot of chores. But with working with Bill on the flower shop, watering the plants and caring for them gives her something to do that technically counts as a chore. She doesn't mind doing it if it makes bill happy
~ Melody's skin stopped decaying, surprisingly, after a small amount of time. But she still drowns herself in perfume to make sure she doesn't smell like she still is
~ Before I became wizard, my old persona was this ordinary nerdy girl named AJ. Since she was in no way able to protect the city, that was blaze's job. She lived amongst the humans as a protecter to them but lost her magical abilities over time from not using them. Once wizard took over she became mayor and is the new protecter to her OCS. "But if wizard is the goddess of creation and gave all these people these traumatic backstories and is the cause of all these innocent people's misfortune, What is she really protecting them from?" Grain, mostly. Do you WANT grain, the literal god of chaos to steal your soul or burn down your house??? Didn't think so
~ Dice doesn't do his evil sociopathic crimes purely because he wants blaze dead. He does it out of hatred for the world. He does it because he had a terrible life and can't recall a single good memory from childhood to age 20, and wants to feel alive. He has no idea that wizard is the reason he had such a horrible life, and who knows what might happen if he finds out
~ I have an AU which would make a really great video game. It's based on a dream I had where I was in a murder library thing (basically a library but the people there are all murderers). Grain irl hopped into the dream and I was tasked to help them get to the front desk and get them a "no kill pass" which basically was a little card that meant you couldn't be killed while you're there. In the AU, it's a video game. The players are teleported into a randomly generated maze of bookshelves (with SOME npc enemies) and it's essentially a battle royale kinda thing, only that you can respawn. The front desk is hidden somewhere in the huge maze and if you find it, you can't be killed for the rest of the round, but you CAN kill others. The players can unlock oc characters that each have their own stats, buffs and special defensive and offensive abilities (such as crimson can teleport past dead ends and summon minions). They also have their own rankings, like common, rare, epic, legendary, etc. It's literally just called the murder library au. It would make a good game wouldn't it? Also what the hell is up with my dreams
~ the free for all au is also based off of a dream I had, where my ocs randomly started trying to kill each other
~ Most of the lore for my ocs is actually thought up by grain. We work together on creating realistic and believable backstories and I can't thank them enough for it lmao
~ Erin has a part time job right now selling ice cream in the marketplace at the town square. During fall and winter though, he sells hot chocolate and brownies
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That's all I can think of rn! I think I'm about to hit the text limit anyway lmao. I'll get you more later on ✌️
HOLY SHIT--
Okay this took some time to reply sorry </33 BUT BUT honestly these are all so interesting! Everything is so well thought out and I adore the small details :,)♡ IM ALREADY SO INVESTED IN TELLY
Also Boba rhyming when she's stressed is such a funny and well thought out concept LIKE ITS SO COOL and really fits her character (I thinks)!!
I love all of these tytyty <,3 btw will,,,will we know more about Tatiana and Milo? 👁👁
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