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Complex feelings about copyright and Disney's appalling ethics aside, it does unsettle me how quickly people jump to make and monetize the most unnerving, depraved content imaginable about characters created for children the second it hits the public domain
#lilac rambles#lilac goes to the movies#look you don't have to defend yourselves to me i don't really care what you do#so please don't flood my inbox with all this stuff about why disney sucks and why gross stuff is good actually#im not here to fight#i get it. they suck and this feels vindicating#i just get unnerved watching people do terrible things to things created for children the second they can#maybe it's bc i don't see anyone making anything...idk...nice? and like...not freaky?#like it really feels like 'haha we're going to defile this creation bc it makes us feel good to destroy something created for families'#bc if it had just been the case with mickey id get it yknow#but people did this with sweet old pooh bear too#but maybe that's bc he's now a disney property idk#like maybe as other famous characters come into the public domain people won't do the same things#and honestly that will make me feel a lot better
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A trio of former co-workers reunite to celebrate their freedom from corporate oppression.
#winnie the pooh#tigger#a.a. milne#mickey mouse#suck it Disney#pooh bear#pooh#michael mouse#public domain#tigger is drinking malt extract#that's a thing in the books
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does your brain ever shut up?
#mine never does#its filled with insufferable little thoughts and insufferable little reminders#and it’s honestly exhausting#like#i can’t just look at something#it always reminds me of something else#i remember in kindergarten i used to play this when i was alone#i just looked at a thing and then think of what it reminds me of#then what that thing reminds me of#sucking fucking shitting hell#is that normal#i mean it wasn’t like philosophical thoughts it was just like looking at a teddy bear and thinking of winnie the pooh#then honey or whatever#it’s the same now but with really really unoleasant and intrusive and impulsive thoughts#um tags#brain?#shitpost
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sweets! [teaser]
ethan landry x bimbo!oc [winnie adair]
summary: ethan meets winnie, 1/5 of the woodsboro survivors
warnings: nsfw implications!
a/n: this is v v short because it’s just a teaser, not an official chapter <3 i’m also super excited for you all to get to know winnie. she’s my best girl fr i luv her
update: chapter one is out!!
“Is she always like this?” Ethan asks. He watches the girl laying in the grass, giggling into the air. A large dog is standing on her chest with their front legs, licking at her owner’s face. The slobber illicits a loud squeal from the girl. She sits up, repeating ‘stop’ through a fit of giggles at the rottweiler’s excitement.
“Yeah,” Chad says, nodding. He puts an arm around Ethan, “But don’t let her fool you, she isn’t dumb.”
“Are you sure?” Ethan asks, watching the girl stand and immediately trip over a tree root. He and Chad grimace, but she’s quick to pop back up and run away from the dog with loud laughter filling up the park.
“Yeah… I don’t know,” Chad says, shrugging. “She passes her classes. Plus she got into college, so she’s gotta be a little bright.”
“Right,” Ethan says. He narrows his eyes at her, “Or she slept with the admissions--”
“She did not do that,” Chad says, shaking his head at Ethan’s suggestion. Ethan widens his eyes and looks away. Chad rolls his eyes and averts his attention back to the girl, “Win! Win, come here!”
The girl gives him a thumbs up, calling out to the dog and leashing her. The girl skips over to Chad, out of breath once she reaches the boys. She smiles and tucks some hair behind her ear when she looks at Ethan.
“Hi, I’m Winnie,” she says, holding the dog close to her side, “Like the Pooh bear.”
Ethan lifts his brows, glancing at Chad who hits him with his shoulder. Ethan looks back at the girl, nodding at her. “Hi, I’m Ethan.”
“Nice to meet you,” she says, digging through her bag and pulling out a lollipop. She tosses the wrapper back into her bag and pops the candy into her mouth, twirling it between her lips. She looks him up and down and heat rises to his cheeks under her gaze. She hums, popping the red lollipop out of her mouth. “You’re kinda dorky looking, Ethan.”
“I…” Ethan trails off. He looks between Chad and Winnie, unsure of how to respond. She giggles, at the boy’s reaction.
“It’s cute,” she says. She stares up at him, eyes big as she sucks on the bright red candy.
“Well, I don’t want to watch this anymore,” Chad says, clearing his throat. He looks between the two, then grabs Winnie’s hand. “Mindy’s waiting for us. I’ll see you back at the dorm Ethan.”
Ethan nods, saying a quick goodbye to the pair. He can’t help his gaze from landing on Winnie’s swaying hips and the way her dress lifts up just high enough to make him not have to use his imagination.
#ethan landry#ethan landry x reader#ethan landry fanfic#ethan landry fanfiction#ethan landry fic#ethan landry x oc#ethan landry fluff#ethan landry smut#scream#scream 6#scream fluff#scream smut#jack champion#scream fic#scream fanfic#scream fanfiction#scream 6 fic#scream 6 fanfic#scream 6 fanfiction
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I have Disneyland on my mind, so I wrote some headcannons about Dano characters and their favorite attractions at the Disneyland Resort! No surprises, SFW fluff. All these guys under the cut. ♡
I made the graphic on my phone so it sucks.
Additions of Burt Fabelman and Louis Ives are also included! ♡♡♡♡♡
Dwayne Hoover: He wants to be a pilot, and in fact can be at Disneyland! He absolutely loves and will fight to get the pilot position every time at Millennium Falcon: Smuggler's Run. Dwayne has tried and once successfully gotten your ride crew to activate Chewy mode. If cast would let him, he could pilot both positions alone, but they can't and won't. Dwayne also always gets excited about Soarin' Around the World. He is mesmerized by the indoor portion of the queue with all the pilots on the walls and reads them every time.
Lucas: This sweet boy is into Fantasyland. The traditional King Arthur's Carrousel, Dumbo the Flying Elephant, and Snow White's Enchanted Wish. He could spend all day in Fantasyland if you let him. In the evening, he loves getting a good spot for fireworks that start at 9:00. About 40 minutes before, he wades through the crowd to get a churro for you two to share when it starts. It takes forever to even get the churro, so you two always cherish that moment.
Pierre Bezukhov: A Fantasyland man as well. Alice in Wonderland, Mad Tea Party, then Matterhorn Bobsleds in that order before anything else in the park. Unlike Calvin who uses connections, Pierre is a member of Club 33, and will take you to the 1901 Lounge at the Carthay Circle instead because he thinks it's classier and the drinks are better there. Once sufficiently drunk and fed, he loves to go watch Mickey's PhilharMagic.
Jay: Rise of the Resistance isn't just a ride, it's a full experience. Jay will wait however long it takes to get through the queue and on. He loves the scene with the Stormtroopers and hopes one day he can recruit more ALF members to have a big enough fleet like that to save more animals. When it's over, he always takes time to chat with cast members about the cats that live back there. How are they? When do they get food left for them? When were they spayed or neutered? And so forth.
Percy Dolarhyde: In typical fashion, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. The best part to him is the hill climb with explosions. Percy won't admit it, but he also has a soft spot for The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. His favorite part is looking up and behind to catch a glimpse of the old Country Bears Jamboree that used to occupy the space.
Calvin Weir-Fields: You will be dragged to Pirates of the Caribbean by him. He wants the redhead! It's no surprise he does the same right after for Roger Rabbit's CarToon Spin. Calvin loves the queue spot where he can knock on Jessica Rabbit's door and say Walt sent him. Once done there, he must go on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. Because in the end, you go to hell. He uses connections to get into Club 33 for a romantic dinner after putting up with him.
Alex Jones: Cars Land. Just... All of it. The first time he sets foot, he is in love. Why wouldn't he be? The themeing of Radiator Springs is perfect! Alex loves doing finger guns and shouts Lightning McQueen's "Ka'chow!" for the photo on Radiator Springs Racers. When on Luigi's Rocking Roadsters, he loves the circles at the end of the song and puts his arms up (as is the custom). He always needs a pic with Mater.
Eli Sunday: The higher the ride, the closer to God. Eli is pretty traditional when it comes to rides, and loves the Pixar Pal Around. He does not go in the regular gondola, but the swinging one. He is just a touch crazy after all. Eli also likes the Disneyland Railroad, but scoffs at the dinosaur scene between Tomorrowland and Mainstreet U.S.A. believing they've never existed.
Hank Thompson: He's just so excited about everything. Hank absolutely must go to Adventureland first to ride Indiana Jones Adventure. A Spielberg movie brought to life! He always hopes to get the driver's seat because it's the best. Hank never looks into the eyes of Mara! After is a trip on Jungle Cruise, and always laughs at the skipper's jokes. He loves getting bao from the Tropical Hideaway. When visiting DCA, he must go on Grizzly River Run and say hi to Francisco the cat who lives near the queue.
Timothy Klitz: Klitz just wants to cuddle with you anywhere and everywhere. It's a Small World is the best for doing so. A good 15 minute boat ride with an albeit slightly grating song is good enough. He loves The Haunted Mansion for the same reason. Any slow, dark ride where you can feed each other popcorn is best. To get in and out of the park, he enjoys taking the Monorail from Downtown Disney.
Edward Nashton: You ever see an impossibly high score on a game? Higher than the cast members who work the ride, Edward is the champ! Buzz Lightyear's Astro Blasters is where it's at for Eddie! He gets so immersed in it that he forgets there's a photo and he always looks so determined, hunched over reaching out with the blaster in hand. He also goes crazy competitive on Toy Story: Midway Mania and always gets the tippiest of top scores to your amazement.
Joby Taylor: First, you need to beg, plead, and bribe him to even set foot on property. They serve alcohol is the line that gets him. Joby is so not into the no smoking unless outside security, but can stand it for a day. Just for you. Beer in hand, you force him in line for Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout! He downs the beer, gets on, then once your ride plays Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf, he is hooked.
Burt Fabelman: He worked for GE! Keeping to the time period, he adores the Carousel of Progress in Tomorrowland. He feels so proud of what he does now and what the future holds. He has to see the show first! Tomorrowland is where he feels happiest (People Mover!), but also is down for a round in the Enchanted Tiki Room, and Mark Twain's River Boat, too.
Louis Ives: A bit of a traditionalist. He adores the fact the carousel horses are authentic antiques. Any time Mary Poppins and Burt are on it as well, he gets giddy and will watch and wave at them! Louis adores Storybook Land, even if it's filled with the youngest of guests. When it comes to dining, Louis somehow always manages to score a coveted reservation to the Blue Bayou. Every. Single. Trip. He won't share his secret on how he does it, but if you had to guess, he knows a cast member.
#paul dano#danonation#danocel#alex jones prisoners#edward nashton#calvin weir-fields#hank thompson#lucas the good heart#percy dolarhyde#klitz girl next door#pierre bezukhov#eli sunday#jay okja#joby taylor#dwayne hoover#burt fabelman#louis ives#prisoners movie#the batman#ruby sparks#swiss army man#the good heart#cowboys and aliens#the girl next door#war and peace#there will be blood#the fabelmans#the extra man#little miss sunshine#for ellen
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OC in fifteen tag game
Thanks @andyswritings for the tag!!
Rules: use at most fifteen lines of dialogue that accurately describe an OC. The less context the better but you can include some of you want
Tagging @gracehosborn @thepeculiarbird @reneesbooks @unrepentantcheeseaddict @atelierwriting @aalinaaaaaa @awritingcaitlin @sleepyowlwrites @hippiewrites @verba-writing @amandacanwrite @space-writes or anyone else who wants to play!
I already did Lexi here!
Robbie Stafford
“We like to say the thirteenth Recruit will be the first to die.”
“They just think that because they’re idiotic prick pirates who have
maggots eating their brains. [...]And they also ate a fuzzy peanut
under the urinal. [...]And they also got their brain sucked up by aliens. And then those brains
were blended in with the aliens’ magical Stupid Juice—trademarked—formula
then dumped back into their skulls in a big ol’ funnel.”
“We need to watch all the Winnie the Pooh movies.”
“Stay away from him,” I growled.
“I can’t,” Robbie wheezed. “I’m dying.” He collapsed. “Tell my story!”
“No, actually, I’m Stobert Rafford—common mistake.”
“[did you turn] your principal into a Build-a-Bear?”
“You eat horizontally-cut bread!” Robbie protested, standing on the couch.
“Have you ever thought about how cereal is like the skeleton of milk?”
"I concur. PARTY PARTY PARTY"
“You want me to take off my glasses? Fine.” Robbie took off his glasses,
then reached up and put them on Akash—lopsided. “Holy shit, it’s Clark
Kent!”
“No, the bubble wrap is for me,”
“Y’know, if you didn’t hate it, I would give you a hug,” said Robbie. “So,”
he spread his arms out, “air hug?”
“Maybe not yours, but mine got ‘Sexiest Sandwich Alive’ back in 2022.”
“The Vermillion Energizer! No, that’s stupid, forget I even spoke.”
I love this kid
#writing blog#writers on tumblr#writing community#oc in fifteen#the secret portal#tsp#teaspoon#robbie stafford#my oc#writing tag game#writers of tumblr#writing on tumblr#writeblr community#writeblr
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EmmaxAldon - To the Core
I loved the chemistry between these two in Fubar... couldn't resist writing a little something for them!
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Emma sat on the steps outside the cabin, staring up at the stary sky. The past few weeks had been nothing short of weird.
After fleeing from the wedding, they’d ended up in a remote cabin the CIA had used as a safe house, while they awaited further instructions on what they needed to do next.
Standard procedure when your identity was compromised.
But that wasn’t really the weird part.
No, the weird part was the group of people she was with.
She had her team of course – her dad, Roo, Barry, and Aldon. Then there was her family too – her mom, Oscar, Romi and...
But then there was also Donnie and Carter. The two very unfortunate souls who were dragged into this complete shit show. They shouldn’t be here. Her worlds were colliding in uncomfortable ways, and she didn’t know how to handle it.
She’d worked so hard to keep Carter separate from her life in the CIA, and now it had all gone to shit.
But Emma was wiser now. Working with this team had somehow made her more self-aware. That she needed to own her decisions. That sometimes the ideals she built up in her head could never exist. Should never exist.
And that maybe the ideal wasn’t what she thought it was. Maybe the ideal was something else entirely. Something that had caught her completely off guard.
“Penny for your thoughts, Brunner?”
Emma turned her head and saw Aldon standing behind her, his hands shoved in his pockets.
There was no doubt that his stupid cute face was an ideal – especially when he looked at her like that.
She shook her head before turning back to look at the stars, “You don’t want to know.”
She heard the wood decking creek behind her before Aldon lowered himself down beside her. “Try me.”
Emma sucked in a breath, “I am... thinking about love.”
“Love?”
Emma turned to look at him with a teasing smile, “Yeah, love. You know that intense feeling of deep affection for someone or something—”
The corner of his mouth slowly tipped up, his eyes scanning her face.
Emma gulped.
How could his light perusal send her into an internal spiral? She was a spy for gods sake! She should be calm.
Then again, her dad was a prime example of how love had no rules. It wasn’t something we could ever control no matter how hard we tried. No matter how hard we tried to make love fit a mould that suited us.
“I know what love is, Emma.” Aldon responded quietly, his eyes still firmly on hers. “My mom always told me that love should rock your world to its core. It should rock it in a way you don’t ever want to come back from.”
“That’s pretty profound pooh bear. Didn’t you tell me that the only way to do this job was to not get attached to other people?” She said with a light laugh.
Aldon lifted a shoulder, “Just because I’ve never experienced love – or I’ve chosen not to experience it – doesn’t mean it doesn’t or cannot exist. Maybe it’s sometimes worth the risk. But I’m definitely open to have my world rocked.” He finished with a wink.
Emma let out a playful scoff and rolled her eyes. Trust Aldon to turn something sweet into something sexual. She knew in that moment that the CIA’s very own HIMBO struggled with vulnerability – and it was all too relatable.
He did have one up on her, however. He had been open with her in that bunker and in the aftermath. Talking about his past and his choices. About how she was making him rethink those choices. About how she was worth the wait.
And what had she done? Thrown it all in his face. Showing such little regard for his feelings. He wanted to be a choice, not an afterthought.
She wanted him to be a choice too.
And she knew that he could be.
“I think I liked the idea of Carter.” She blurted out, kind of unexpectedly. She figured if she’d started, she may as well continue. “Stability, normality, calm. I tried to force him into this ideal of what I wanted my home life to be but it just – it doesn’t exist. It can’t exist. Not in my world.”
“I think you can still have all of those things in this job. You just have to have it with the right person.” Aldon replied.
“I’m not sure what the right person could be in this job.”
“When you know, you’ll know.” Aldon replied with such conviction in his voice.
Emma looked at him. How could someone who had never experienced love be so sure? Then again, she wasn’t exactly a good example of what it looked like to love someone. What did she know?
“I’m really sorry, Aldon.”
Aldon raised a brow, “Looks like I’m the next stop on the Emma Brunner apology tour.”
She chuckled, “Looks like it. I was unfair to you. I used you without any regard for your feelings and I lied about it afterwards. It did mean something to me. I’m just still working out what.”
Aldon slowly nodded, “Maybe it’s the start of a love that will rock your world to its core.” He replied with a grin.
Emma let out a breathy laugh, “I think it would take a lot to rock my world given the life I live.”
Aldon stood up, walking a few paces in front of her. He turned around and placed his hands on his hips. “Challenge accepted.”
Emma was stunned to silence. This man was something else. Arrogant, indecent –
Who was she kidding?
He was confident, thoughtful, protective, sexy – and he just got her. He knew what she needed, and he understood her heart. Her flawed heart that just needed some work to get in the right place.
To get in the right place to love someone like they deserved to be loved.
“You’re confident. I’ll give you that.”
That was all Emma had in her to reply in that moment. The rest had to wait.
“I told you that you were worth waiting for, Emma. But that doesn’t mean I can’t give you a little nudge in the right direction.” He commented before he turned and started to walk away. He paused and turned around again, “How do you feel about being serenaded?”
Emma snorted, “Don’t you dare.”
Aldon nodded, “Hm. Thought so.” He teased with a wink before walking away again.
Man.
She was in trouble.
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@agere-explorer
Hiii!!! Yes okay!!! I hope I got the right ask game as I've reblogged a few 😅😂
5 - "How often do you regress?" Mm depends. I used to regress a couple of times a week, now it's more like everyday... (normally in the evening/before bed) 😅
8 - "Do you use Paci's or teethers?" I have both Paci's and a teether!!! I also have a chewalry necklace. Although I normally use Paci's when regressed during the day whilst doing activities, during the night I on most occasions suck my thumb instead.
12 - "Favourite baby toy?" I don't really have any anymore but one that i really wanted when I was younger is this seahorse !!! I might get it one day!!!
17 - "Favourite Disney Characters?" Ooo!!! Merida (From Brave), Belle (Beauty and the Beast), Mulan (Mulan) and Aladdin (from Aladdin)!!! - theres probably more but that's all I could think of. 😅
18 - "Favourite Cartoon?" Bear in the big blue house!!! (≧▽≦)!!! I don't technically know if we're counting this but I'm going to, Winnie the Pooh!!!
#agere blog#sfw agere#sfw littlespace#sfw little post#little space#agere little#aewlittlerambles#sfw little community
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Please tell us more about your Kittypet Dovewing and her husband Brownie
Does she go back to the clans just to get more cats to become kitty pets? I bet she becomes like, maybe a cat the Clans hate cause she keeps taking cats away to a Kittypet life. Maybe seeing her as a traitor?
Well the anon before came up with TigerHeart's Kittypet name, I just had the old Kittypet DoveWing au
So she doesn't go back to the clans, everybody assumes she's dead but TigerHeart still holds out hope that she may be out there
She's pretty much given up on the Clans, believing that they're the problem and that it's no use trying to fight a losing battle against them as a whole. She doesn't hate her family, or her mate, but she can't keep living in a world where her autonomy as an individual is taken away from her by her gods
DoveWing tells stories of the Clans and they can be shortened to "Yeah they suck"
DoveWing's Kittypet name is Bubba (And Bubbie is a nickname)
She didn't know she was pregnant either until she was taken in by Twolegs
ShadowSight is Pooh-Bear, LightLeap is Pecan-Pie, and PounceStep is Pitter-Patter. Will be referring to them as their Kittypet names so keep this in mind
It isn't until TBC that RootSpring and BristleFrost find themselves in Twolegplace and come across Pooh-Bear
Don't know where else to go with this but at some point, Bubba/DoveWing is revealed to be alive and TigerHeartStar and her have this moment:
Bubba/DoveWing: "TigerHeart… I.."
TigerHeart, tears welling up in his eyes as his voice starts to break: "I knew it… I knew it, I knew you were still out there.. I never stopped, I never stopped searching for you..!"
The clans see Bubba/DoveWing as a traitor and Bubba probably gets the opportunity to beat the shit out of LionBlaze
I got nothing else because this is a very rough au on the older side, glad to see interest in it though!
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hi seb!! first off, congrats on 3.5k!! so well deserved love and those pieces were absolutely amazing <3 and with that, i come bearing horny bradley thots :)
like the man doesn't just like kissing or nipping at your neck. he's straight up like, licking you in a depraved way, like he's starved (i just love that we think he's like. extremely filthy sometimes whew!) and literally taking every chance to be sexual with you. like you bend over and he'll smack your ass or grab your hips against him and whisper the filthiest things to you and go about his day like he didn't just do that. and he loves to do that upside down deepthroat thing with you (i've been seeing this a lot lately 😭 when your head is hanging off the bed idk if that makes sense) and has so many polaroids of his dick in your mouth 🫣
speaking of being on camera! he's fucking you and he's like "you're so pretty you should see how good i look in you" and you tell him to take a picture and video and he goes a little feral at that :) and those videos keep you company when he's on deployment, and even some solo ones of him hehe :) (because sometimes he gets a little huffy about your twitter videos and now you have your own collection with him spilling out of you)
okay and one more (sorry this is so long...hehe...long 🤭) but watching porn with him and he's fingering you (or just on y'all on your own) and just going insane and bucking up into him and you tell him that you've never been able to get off like that because your hands are small and he's like oh? and lets that absolutely go to his head because yes his hands are huge and he's made you cum like at least 3 times from his fingers alone after that <3
okay i think we're done here...didn't mean to go off the deep end i've just been thinking of him A LOT - ☔
i- i- OH MY GOD
oh my goodness me, my beloved anon! you spoil me with these thoughts! thank you so much for your well wishes and i’m so pleased to hear you enjoy the pieces 🥹
but now, your thots and thoughts. the position with your head hanging off the edge of the bed whilst you suck bradley off, yes please. bradley would grunt when he feels the tip of his cock slide down your throat and he has to be quick to snap a Polaroid before he comes. i couldn’t agree more with taking so many photos and videos of you away with him too!
and the fingering! fuck me! no because you’re so right my beloved anon. my lil hands just can’t do it and i need a big, strong pilots hands :( he’s so cocky that he can make you come like that, and multiple times.
but then the honey, honeybee and bear! oh! my heart! he’d have a little tattoo of a bee or a honey pot for you and a little tattoo of winnie the pooh for your little girl.
i love, love, love these my beloved anon! thank you so, so much for these wonderful thots and thoughts! i hope you have a wonderful rest of your day, mwah! 💌💗
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i wish political discussions abt china werent so absolutely loaded with propaganda bullshit and tankie discourse. would be so great to see someone talk about their foreign policy on a given country without them audibly sucking every drop of cum from pooh bear or without sounding like it came out the mouth of senator joseph mccarthy
considering that the majority of the conversations i'm thinking of come from americans, you'd think we'd be able to have a reasonable discussion about the growing empire that's following in our footsteps and has already shown interest in colonization both economically and militaristically, but here we are
#like their interference with other nations is very clearly just like... once the US fully destabilizes and collapses#they're planning on just being America 2: Electric Boogaloo#and yet i gotta read tankies talkn about economic colonialism like it's nice
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a pooh bear’s love
This was per @a-simp-20 ‘s request :) its a yuzuru hanyu x fem! Reader. This will probably suck, bc i dont read or necessarily like x readers in general. There are definitely writers who can write good x readers, but im not one of them. I dont write romance in general, so bear with me, please :).
The press conference left you perhaps a little bummed, but atleast you could watch his shows in the future!
As you saw him, you decided to walk up to him.
(This will probably be the worst written part out of all of this, so proceed with caution, lmao. I also dont know how people even ask for autographs, so.)
“Excuse me?” You said. Yuzuru stopped walking, and turned towards you. “Hm?” “Ah, not to bother you, or anything, but could you sign this?” You asked, holding out your pooh-bear. He nodded once, and you handed your bear and pen over.
“Whats your name?” Yuzuru asked, writing a little note. “(Whatever your pretty name is, idk.)” You answered. Hanyu smiled and handed the bear back to you. “Thank you.” You smiled back. As you turned around, you heard a voice call out from behind you. You turned back around, and saw that it was yuzuru. “I was wondering, if you wanted to meet up at, perhaps, the mall nearby? Its fine if you dont want to.” He asked. You smiled a bit, but was in a little disbelief. You agreed. He told you where it was, again, to avoid confusion. After a while, you guys settled for 3 tomorrow. “Thanks, again.” You said, before leaving.
You woke up, with a small strip of light next to you. You yawned, before getting up. You smiled a bit, and continued on with the morning in a good mood.
You made sure to drive carefully today, not that you didnt everyday, but, you get the point, okay? It was nice outside, not too hot, yet not too cold.
When you got there, you didnt see yuzuru. You remembered that he hadnt told you where to go. You sighed, before starting to look around.
Yuzurus pov bc yes
How is one late when they were the one offering to meet up? I thought to myself. It was 3:05. I entered the building, only to realize I hadn’t told her where to meet. I buried my face in my hands, before going to the nearest store.
Not in his pov anymore? Your pov? Idk what to call it.
You still hadn’t found him. You had already been in 2 other stores, probably looking like a maniac to other people. You saw another store close to you, so you entered it.
You were going through the sections of the store. “Nope, no Yuzu.” You mumbled under your breath. Before turning around, only for something to catch your eye.
yuzus pov
Now, where would she be? I wondered. I might as well just go into a store randomly. Why not? I walked in. “Hi, welcome to (whatever idk you choose)” A worker said. I nodded with a smile, before looking around the store.
I had been looking for a few minutes, before I saw the colors red and yellow. I turned to look. Awh. I saw you grabbing a pooh bear. “Were you hiding there, or something?” I said.
your pov. Ig.
You jumped a bit, before seeing that it was Yuzuru. You let out a laugh, before getting up. “Where were you?” You asked. “It was traffic.” Yuzuru replied. “Ah. Okay.” You said.
AhEm. Never. Again. Better for you and me both, love. I took 5 decades to finish this. Started on july 19 ended on august 7 :). I have never heard of procrastination in my life. I never once got stuck on this fic and just wrote 😍 ykyk bc im an amazing writer. Right? No, but you have yourself a good day. Or atleast try your best to after reading whatever this thing was. Love ya
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oh yeh we got bored and watched Winnie the pooh: blood and honey + it's...so weird?
first off pooh looks absolutely nothing like a bear and it's so funny. second, they turned piglet into a boar? for some reason? pooh and piglet are also the only ones that are in it. eeyore can be excused since they fucking ate him but tigger, rabbit, owl, kanga + roo aren't there and it kind of bugs me because rabbit is the superior character. christ they got left alone and immediately turned to murder for like. no real reason they just “oh Christopher Robin left so looks like we have to be mute feral killers now”. rip to Mary Tina + Those Guys for being casted in a movie where they only exist for 5 minutes. uh. oh yeh then Boar Piglet gets his head smashed in and Pooh gets run over <3
all in all it isn't really scary for a slasher, the only interesting bits are the murder methods (surprisingly very little maulings, considering pooh is a BEAR.) and even then they suck too. Christopher Robin is a little bitch actually.
Anyways yeh it kind of sucks and when you see Pooh's face it immediately removes any fear factor so yeh.
#the rainbow twinks#rainbow ramblings#touya + vio#touya complains#sorta#idk man i wanted it to be a good slasher film but it flopped#winnie the pooh#even vio is disappointed by this and vi doesn't even really like slashers as much as me! -🔥
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just watched Strange World. The animators really brought their A-game but the script sucked besides a handful of redeeming moments. There's a scene where Caravan Palace plays and I felt like that one kingdom hearts Pooh bear gif
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Mad and Bad and Dangerous?
She's dangerous!!!
Okay, but then--why bring a whole-ass group of important people to Thornfield? A group that includes an MP, a magistrate, a lord and a military officer? Who, according to Rochester himself would "spit at him" if they found out the truth?
Why would they spit at him? If he did nothing wrong, why does he expect them to come out of the drawing room together and spit at him???
And more importantly, why bring a child into this environment? Especially a child who could possibly have been his, fathered while he was married to Bertha? Why not send her to a good school instead, and keep her away from Thornfield? Having Adele in the house means two more additional staff--a nursemaid and a governess. So that's two more people who could potentially cross the madwoman's path and be harmed by her. Why take such a risk?
She'll suck your blood!
Come on, that's stretching it, even if you believe in her madness. It's too much. I can take her biting Richard--if he disarmed her and she was that angry that she continued attacking him, she could have bitten him. But sucking blood? Nah, you're going too far, Charlotte. "She sucked the blood, she said she'd drain my heart," said Richard. He could have been mistaken, but then again he wouldn't say something that would make his sister look even worse, especially not in front of a stranger, so I don't know. She only said she'd drain his heart, doesn't mean she'd really do it. It's like shouting "I'll kill you!" at someone in the heat of the anger. Charlotte overdid it here, but let's say it's true, let's say she did suck Richard's blood. He still cares about her and wants her to be treated tenderly. Which she isn't, by the way.
The knife that Bertha had, she had taken it to attack her husband. Not Richard, whose visit was unexpected. When both of them were in her presence, it was her husband she went after, not her brother. It was a matter of bad timing for the poor guy, but again, I can understand why Bertha was angry at him. Marry him, you said, he is a decent gentleman, you said, look at me now, look what he's done to me!
She stabbed Richard in the arm and the shoulder. If she wanted to kill him, she wouldn't have aimed at his arm and shoulder.
Rochester says about Richard's wounds:
“Pooh! No—a mere scratch. Don’t be so overcome, man: bear up!"
So either it wasn't that serious (which means Bertha is not the vile monster he presents her as) or it was serious and Rochester dismisses it (which makes him a bastard).
Also I have to wonder why the Masons were so desperate to marry Bertha off to Rochester. An ugly guy with nothing to his name, while Bertha was good looking and had money. Like, ffs, they could have had her committed and pay for the best possible care instead of marrying her off to some random English dude, WHY THE FUCK DOES NOTHING HERE EVEN MAKE SENSE.
Even the tale about Bertha's mother being a lunatic, and her younger brother being an idiot is just a tale. Edward's word only. For all we know, the younger brother might not even have existed. And if he did exist, it still doesn't prove a thing! The only one who could tell the real truth is Richard, but Jane doesn't talk to him and it's questionable whether she would believe him over her beloved master.
#jane eyre#edward rochester#bertha antoinette mason#richard mason#rochester is a villain#madwoman in the attic#make it make sense charlotte#jane eyre meta#bertha mason
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Suck that pooh bear dick girl
Dang imma go all out for that honey pot
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