#stupid… deities?
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list of ENEMIES (in order of most wanted dead)
set my damn colleague on fire. fucker. (the--real--god)
floating fucking head who capitalizes off of religious trauma and puts glorious lovely angels in bad places because he’s a twat (@the-metatron)
God (@the-almighty-god)
OH MY GODS THERES ANOTHER ONE HOW MANY DO I HAVE TO KILL (@the-unmighty-god)
tried to fuck with my kids and broke my knee (@the-real-michael-demiurgos)
Marquis Leraje
the Marquis’ dumb hot assassin
snake fucker with the stupid glasses (@thedemon-crowley)
no no no please lord save me
angel fucker who talked back to me (@janeway-lover)
stupid old car that only plays one artist (@imthebentley)
fucking pauper who keeps stealing my stuff to make me mad (@youroneandonlysnakelady)
ray of sunshine with hair-bunny ears (why is that a trend in hell?) (@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon)
ugly as fuck crusty-white-dog hair so bad that the holy water should’ve defied the laws of physics to obliterate it from existence (@duke-hastur)
broader enemies
flies and anything in the family muscidae
homophobes
donald trump
croc-wearers
pinapple pizza enjoyers
people who cause inflation
child abusers
annoying motherfuckers
demon owl princes who cheat on their lovely wives with ugly fire toads
#enemies#🦚🗡️🩸#u.f.d.#theprinceulysses#theprincespeaks#list#stupid snakes#stupid people#stupid… deities?#I HATE YOU ALL
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zelda: “no, but...I would also like this notarised”
the totk situation is a textbook case of royal marriage for appearances so that the gay zoras can be with their blonde hylians, and you can't tell me otherwise
the blond barbarian man is leeroy, a beefier and more himbo reincarnation of link. still waiting to see him in-game
#totk#totk spoilers#spoilers#zelda#loz#comic#leeroy#yona#sidlink#background tho#I understand that nintendo has made a decision but given that its a stupid decision i've elected to ignore it#I reject your reality and substitute my own#that firefly quote re yona “we always hoped you two kids would get together ... who is she?”#seriously sidon calls her his older sister fkdsjghssdf THATS NOT MARRIAGE MATERIAL#Leeroy still has a korok in his hair hence the sparkles#he changed out of the fierce deity armour for one night#short skirt and gladiator shoes and one tit out#perfect
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big pet peeve with norse mythology books being like "ooh loki so evil look how evil. see how he made things change??? the EVILNESS >:((((" what if we all just interpreted loki as the force of change. what if we just pretended when loki is present in the story it was actually, idk mischief and chaos itself. just an idea
it's CHAOS. it's indiscriminate !! it's inevitable !! it's painful !! it's destruction !! it's creation !! it's growth !! it's alluring !! it's scary !! it just happens !!
it's not EVIL! it just IS ! loki is as loki does. loki lokis. i don't know what you're expecting.
it's very interesting that people always want change but when they have to lose what they once had suddenly change is bad and they don't want it anymore. and they do the same with loki
did you think change was just going to sit still????????????
#loki my love#he is going to go stupid go crazy regardless#that's his whole thing#this is a loki appreciation post#polytheism#deitywork#deityworship#paganism#polytheist#norseloki#norse mythology#loki deity#handmadeorganicpost#LOKI <33333333333
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a moodboard by yours truly
#deity dialogue#back on my ‘makes specific moodboards about how I feel’#I’m so frustrated with myself#I’m insufferable and stupid and I’m annoyed#this is all very me @ myswlf btw#it usually is </3#I’m taking medicine soon#let’s hope it makes me tired so I shut the up fuck#I hope tomorrow I’m less the worst
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nothing makes me more mad than the fact that niklaus hendrix would obliterate me in a fight. i need to beat the shit out of him so bad but i can't.
#he makes me soo angry. stupid gayass. i need to destroy that twink#but he's a pirate lord or some type of self-prescribed deity or whatever the fuck#IT MAKES ME SO MAD IT MAKES ME SO MAD let me punch his face in pretty please#jrwi riptide#niklaus hendrix
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ok top 5 least favorite parts of that article lol:
1. taylor sings on her tour even when she’s stressed!! (she did have to reschedule one night after a girl died bc of unsafe conditions. taylor was so sad 💔)
2. girls have been told that our natural feminine interests, like love and glitter, are silly. but if we monetize those things, then more “female art” gets made! #feminism
3. horcruxes, infinity stones, gandalf
4. i thought about bringing up the fact that taylor’s career never actually died or even suffered that greatly, but then i decided not to, because what matters is that she felt canceled
5. “female rage”
#spent a full hour going thru it paragraph by paragraph w my twin#just so that i could stop & complain every few seconds abt how inane it was#why can’t people like her music & leave it at that…..she is not a feminist deity lmao#anyway. this feels like SUCH a stupid thing 2 be posting abt but. well it’s my stupid blog….#swiftie mutuals look away etc….#ranting and raving#txt
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Gonna share badly translated panels from the official french translation because I can
I can’t verbally explain how much Akane ROASTED Aoi in chap 69 . He really took the ‘I am gonna end this woman’s whole career” to a next level
:))))
--> to explain the ‘you’re pretending you don’t know’
#for her defense#Aoi actually said that 'he suck!' rather tan him being stupid#she was also fcking done on her part#Teru really went 'oospie?' when he saw them#I can't invent this sht he said 'mince alors' I wanna burn the translators#ty Mari for being okay with my half assd translation from french to english of the whole chapter too#Akane finished his rant and litteraly looked at her and go 'well?'#they need to insult each other every two pages in this translation idk why#Teru really went 'not cool bro' when Akane said 'what are you doing here?'#idk why the vibes of the french translations are so chaotic#but I am here for that#Aoi also said 'I asked you more than once :)))' when talking about his watch l o l she was done#oh and in terms of emotionnal damage they also put wavy texts#when the characters are either dying or have really strong emotions and idk what to do with myself with this#toilet bound hanako kun#aoi akane#akane aoi#nothing too special on the others chapters tbh I just really wanted to translate this one because I love their talk ahah#Akane just refers to the seven mysteries as deities rather than gods too#which is closer to the idea of Kamis to me#good volume as always#next one is in one month :))) chap 71/72/73/74 are all good I am not ready#tbhk#random french translation#disclaimer: it's hard to translate the context which is why I didn't do more page too ahah#I can just say that they are using slangs and are hasrher l o l#the vibes is just 'Oh yes you're testing me uh?'#jshk#jibaku shonen hanako kun fanart#jibaku shounen hanako kun
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hello all and good evening, please have this hot new prayer to Hermes that i came up with about three hours ago: "Hermes please save my idiot soul"
#repeated frantically while driving in a Very Unexpected snowstorm#thank you Hermes for being the patron god of stupid travelers#from now on i promise to always check the weather before going anywhere#even if it's just down the hill#hermes#hermes deity#hermes worship#helpol
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ugh I reallllyyyyy didn’t want to get in on this but like
The assumption that all atheists are people who’ve “never touched a religious text in their life” basically says to me you have a specific view of atheists and have probably not known many.
Most of them grew up IN the system and DO know the text and THAT’S why they walk away.
If you’re gonna make a whole post on ppl not using nuance with CR stuff right now the least you can do is use nuance yourself and not paint an entire group of people with a brush that TV taught you, or a bunch of white men into power *cough* Dawkins *cough* coopted a movement in a society where to not believe in god is synonymous with being immoral.
So just keep in mind, the representation of people without faith that you see on TV or twitter isn’t the majority and 9 times out of 10 isn’t correct at all.
thanks ^_^
#I learned a new word the other day#apatheism or something#b/c there isn't a word for what I am#but like I know that people who don't know what I am will paint me with the nuance-less brush of#oh you're atheist or whatever#but yeah#maybe also pick up on the nuance that Matt's putting down#that not all the Prime deities are the saammmme#can't paint them all with a brush too#just funny that so many people saying I want to be free to not worship anything rn brings so much ridicule#I'm sad ppl are taking a really fascinating complicated take on gods and such is being turned into this stupid fight#just BREATHE please#yes I'm sub-blogging a little b/c I don't want to get into it#I just want ppl to keep in mind that some people out there are ppl too#sorry I don't mean to go off but it's a sensitive point for me#something I never talk about b/c of opinions like that out there#can't wait to see my follower count drop b/c this sorta thing always does T_T#I just wanna be me and make the world a better place isn't that enough#Tria rants
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in your forest AU, is jesse big n stupid? (scientific purposes)
No, he's extremely intelligent. He's still the same Jesse we know and love, just very, very scarred and hurt deep down. His lack of speech doesn't make it impossible for him to communicate though. Once I get to writing the fic, you'll see what I mean. The only thing he's truly "dumb" with is affection and feelings and stuff. He's spent a decade or so without any positive human interaction, so it's hard for him to get back into that realm of emotion.
#ask#forest deity au#he is big tho#just not stupid#and when lukas compliments him he could probably be seen scratching his head trying to wrap his mind around that#scratching his head with stick like cave man
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“Hera should punish Zeus instead of his lovers” I mean ig if you are talking about Alcmene or Leto sure, but Semele deserved that shit.
#there is this idea going around that women should be angry at their cheating partners rather than the ppl they cheated with#which… I don’t agree with at all#sure if the woman the man cheated with didn’t know then yeah don’t be mad if#but women aren’t stupid if you knowingly and willingly have an affair with a married man you deserve all the smoke#stop deflecting the blame when women harm other women#greek mythology#ancient greek mythology#greek pantheon#hera#greek goddess#hera goddess#hera deity#hera greek mythology#zeus#hera x zeus#Semele#semele greek mythology
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he looks so tired 🥺 /ref
here’s it without the magazine cover. i spent too long on this dumbass joke 😭😭
#why did i make this#this is so stupid#nmonarch art#legend of zelda#link#loz#the legend of zelda#tloz#tloz fanart#fanart#hero of time#loz fanart#majora’s mask#majoras mask#loz mm#tloz mm#mm fanart#majoras mask fanart#fierce deity#fierce deity fanart
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just take this okay
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btw if y’all see me mention or tag shit with Serenity it’s this loser who I’ve yet to properly design
#deity’s doodles#idk when I’ll give him an actual design for a few reasons#the main ones being art block lack of inspiration genuinely hating every attempt to draw him etc etc and then even more reasons#so here’s my ugly ass doodles of him in the mean time <3#he’s my genderqueer aasimar#he’s difficult to play and I feel like I’m doing a bad job :)#I didn’t draw his stupid little halo in the other doodles because it’s ugly#actually I did add the stupid halo to a few#stara likes her at least 🖤#as always shout out to stara forever#stara said they’re stealing her ahhfhjffj#I love only draw eyes on one side of the face
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bitches cant be normal about fic writing they'll watch something silly and not meant to be taken seriously "hmmmm yes but have you thought about the horrific implications of living through such an event" and proceed to write the most fucked up shit you've ever read
#its me im bitches#cant fucking enjoy anything without my mind going 'well have you thought about the body horror of snake vampirism'#or 'hey if we apply this cute fan headcanon to this canon scenario it makes that event WAY more fucked up'#like girl why cant you just write something stupid and funny. why do you gotta make it tragic#dani speaks#but like fr the potential body horror of lair of the white worm#your body and mind being altered and molded against your will by an evil deity. literally shedding your skin. the cannbialism#the secondary fangs growing in your skull. having your mind merging with a higher deity to the point you cant tell the difference#the RELGIOUS TRAMA could you IMAGINE
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I've always liked the Yachie/Keiki ship, but the... shall we say downward reevaluation of Yachie after UDoALG has improved it tenfold. The image of it in my mind has been perfected even further.
children's cartoon level schemer who gets outwitted by a pet dog manages one to snag one big win over the invincible super battle robot goddess and convinces herself that this makes them opponents of a similar caliber, archenemeses with a terribly homoerotic tension. Meanwhile Keiki is just halfheartedly humouring her because it's cute, actually
like, an enemies-to-lovers or archenemies-who-also-hatefuck situation, except that the power gap is so huge that one of them is only dimly aware that they even are enemies
meanwhile Mayumi is going "Just kill her. Why aren't you killing her? What is this?" because Yachie's lucky break also fooled her into thinking that she's actually a threat
#touhou#touhou project#yachie kicchou#keiki haniyasushin#yachikeiki#mayumi joutougu#keiki the poison-immune deity looking at the cyanide valentines chocolates she got from yachie and going#''she's so stupid. I can't not fuck her.''#meanwhile saki is simping for her former owner#and yuuma is desperately begging for her ex to come back#she's changed she swears. or maybe she hasnt? would you prefer that ran? please come back ran she's sorry she'll do anything please#there are no healthy relationships happening in the self-inflicted punishment animal hell dimension#a queue in the dark beguiles me#headcanon
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