pissylittlebirdboy
The Prince Ulysses
Fuck my life! Currently hiding in an alley, FLIES DNI{2/10}
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Thatās what Iām saying! @ellietheduck, no marriage until you get a highschool diploma.
Help me plsā¦ Iām overwhelmed with the weddingā¦
Ellie, I'm out of town... out of our universe actually. You can ask my other me. The muscular one with the moustache. I hear he has overcome his curse.
Plus, what wedding? Aren't you like 3?
#Ulysses is a good dad#prince ulysses#the adventures of maai#u.f.d.#theprincespeaks#crownedcorrespondance#good omens rp
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diary entry number e
I did throw up
it was pitch black and smelled worse than hog ass
it also had wings in it
and Iām still nauseous
and the voices wonāt DHUT UP
ok bye for now diary
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I feel sick. Like I need to throw up. Nauseous? Yeah, nauseous.
definitely nauseous I think I have to go thro
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fine. fucking piece of shit snake
It'z a bit late for him not to get hurt.
You fucker.
What did you do to our bird
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Iāll try. Go and get some watermelon, okay, kid?
It'z a bit late for him not to get hurt.
You fucker.
What did you do to our bird
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Snitch. I ate, I promise.
It'z a bit late for him not to get hurt.
You fucker.
What did you do to our bird
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I have been eating stuff, Ellie, donāt worry.
also, @youroneandonlysnakelady, this is Ellie.
It'z a bit late for him not to get hurt.
You fucker.
What did you do to our bird
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itās not you that Iām scared of. Iād tell you if you could help, but the stuff that causes all of this is justā¦ so much bigger than you. Iāve hidden a lot of stuff, lied about a lot of stuff, and I- just- I really canāt afford to lose you right now.
I donāt want to tell you whatās caused the weight loss, but if you ask, I wonāt have a choice.
as for the kneeā¦ the Archangel Michael himself broke it. itās been festering for about a month now and Iāve been walking on it all that time. It does not feel good.
It'z a bit late for him not to get hurt.
You fucker.
What did you do to our bird
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@gay4azi asked me to be his platonic wifeā¦ Iām overwhelmedā¦ @icelandnightmare you as one of my Pookies, do you allow me to say yes? Weāre still waiting for @pissylittlebirdboys responseā¦.
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Argenti, stay out of it. Itās not a variable of reality that you would understand. Itās old news, and Iād just really rather not. Just, p- just donāt.
It'z a bit late for him not to get hurt.
You fucker.
What did you do to our bird
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ehā¦ Latest paper says a mountain village was eaten by carnivorous zombie termites that both ate the wood, the people, and had a poisonous biteā¦ oh, that oneās O-307.34. I remember her showing it to me.
Here's a little something for Ulysses.
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Christ on a stick, @pissylittlebirdboy, I think your fucked up bug friend wants you. I don't know what they need from you, but you better not get your ass kicked.
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he glanced over at a pile of newspaper near the door. wandering over to it with a more awkward gate than his normal strut, he glanced at the headlines.
āVillage is Ransacked and Killed with Mystery Airborn Gas, Law Enforcement Hung From Trees, Cause of Death: Undiscovered Poison.ā
huh. that was six days ago. other papers have similar headlines.
shit.
Here's a little something for Ulysses.
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Christ on a stick, @pissylittlebirdboy, I think your fucked up bug friend wants you. I don't know what they need from you, but you better not get your ass kicked.
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he hugs back. Well, as best as he can. He kind of puts both his hands around her and squeezes lightly.
I SAID YES
FINALLY
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>:(
tell me if anything goes wrong with them. Iām always here for you, kiddo.
I SAID YES
FINALLY
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told you. Father knows best.
I SAID YES
FINALLY
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donāt bother. canāt eat jolly ranchers and Iāll be fine on my own. go on, be happy. you deserve it.
@gay4azi asked me to be his platonic wifeā¦ Iām overwhelmedā¦ @icelandnightmare you as one of my Pookies, do you allow me to say yes? Weāre still waiting for @pissylittlebirdboys responseā¦.
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oh, whatever. you and @ellietheduck can go run off. Fine by me. Do whatever you want. Disappear for all I care.
was Michael right?
@gay4azi asked me to be his platonic wifeā¦ Iām overwhelmedā¦ @icelandnightmare you as one of my Pookies, do you allow me to say yes? Weāre still waiting for @pissylittlebirdboys responseā¦.
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