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A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma
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Does anyone wanna come in my life and love on me unconditionally and not make me beg everyday for the simple things? No? Okay thx anyways
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I need Bruce doing things he believes is completely out of character for Batman just to scare people. Like full on just putting Brucie into Batman as revenge against the annoyances he’s received.
Hal walks into the meeting room early for once and sees Batman kicking his feet a doodling in his lead lined notebook with a sparkly gel pen.
Hal: “uhhh”
Batman: “Hi GL~”
Hal: flees
By the time the meeting comes around Batman is once again the stoic scary man he always is. Hal is half convinced that it was a hallucination of some kind, maybe lack of sleep or that bagel that Barry dared him to eat.
The meeting ends and everyone is just hanging out. Hal goes over to talk to Barry when he swears he hears Batman’s voice say “no one will ever believe you” in his ear. Hal doesn’t sleep well for a week.
(Batman is very smug about it, that’s what he deserves for eating his bagel. Alfred made the spread for it.)
#stupid au#batman au#stupid thoughts#batman#bruce wayne#hal jordan#green lantern#barry allen#jla#justice league#i might add to this later#might add more later#this is so dumb#brucie wayne#crack#crack treated seriously#dc comics#dcu#dc universe
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Everytime I get wet I become so desperate and I get turned on of everything.
Just really wish I could hump and grind on a woman's thigh like damn that's sooooooo hot
#lesbian#sapphic nsft#stupid thoughts#wet and needy#wlw#sapphism#wlw ns/fw#wlw nsft#wlw post#nsft lesbian
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I'm a bit mad that there's not much discussion about the idea of artificially/synthetic-made Cybertronians by humans or any alien species outside Cybertron or the Primes or the AllSpark...
I think that is more interesting that Humans turn Cybertronians or Cybertronians becoming humans.
Just imagine, a bot that was not born with a ¨real¨ spark meets a Bot or Con. How would Optimus and Megatron feel realizing that others like them exist but there not LIKE them?
They are not Decepticons, Autobots, Predacons, Constructicons, Seekers, or City Speakers... they're just not like them.
They can transform and do all the things that a Cybertronian can do, they can look like them, and depending on how the concept is handled they can feel like anyone else. But would that make them Cybertronians? Just like in the species they are based on?
Maybe Optimus could offer the hand-made Bots a spark with the Matrix and that could fix everything, but what if they decline the offer? Is a choice, right? To prefer to be what you are even if it means that they do not see you as real...
This could be darker if we remember that Cybertron is kind of racist towards organics...
Technically they could like the Terrans, but no. Though Mo and Robbie helped to make the Terrans, they're still Cybertronian-like made.
Or I don't know, what do you guys think? Or maybe you @agentsquirrelsgotrobots will understand me.
#post#idea#stupid thoughts#maccadam#transformers#any continuity#my stuff#humans turn cybertronians#cybertronians turn human#human made cybertronians#?#synthetic cybertronians#??#artificial cybertronians#???#autobot#decepticon#transformers earthspark#transformers animated#transformers prime#transformers rescue bots
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Angel Dust tells Alastor what Asexual means. Alastor storms out.
Ten minutes later, Alastor is being comforted by Rosie. He thought he was special and unique! How dare there be others...
Rosie pats him on the back while she sips her tea. She's used to this. About once a decade, Alastor repeats this about some revelation or another.
#stupid thoughts#hazbin hotel#asexual alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel rosie
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I had an idea like this:
Ghosts can't be too far for too long from the "anchors" that keep them alive. Otherwise they will start to forget why are they still there, lose their minds and dissipate (bc they have no reason to exist since they forgot).
Hua Cheng has spent 800 years away from his anchor and went mad, however, his feelings are undying. He knows he loves someone but doesn't know who. He knows he seeks something, that he prayed to not rest in peace, and is desperate to find, to remember what he seeks.
He likes to draw attention in hope that amidst all this noise, whatever he is looking for will find him.
The kind of madness would be like Ice King from AT.
He will start to slowly compose and act like a child when he meets XL and when he remembers everything, he is very ashamed of the behavior he showed to Xie Lian.
But Xie Lian saw his raw heart, all his feelings exposed. And he still loves him.
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I just--
Okay so I have nowhere else to put this thought but I need to tell someone.
In DMC 4 Dante has those leg gaiters on--and in DMC 5 he no longer has them. He replaces them with those fucking hot-ass belted boots. Which, on a side note, I don't fully understand wtf the point of the belts is besides aesthetics
Anyways...
Now let's look at Vergil: In DMC 3/4 he has his knee-high boots. In DMC 5, he has leg gaiters.
So like...
What if somehow during the events of DMC 4 (which, if I understand correctly, Vergil's still very "dead" during) Vergil saw Dante's leg gaiters... and like,
thought they were cool or Vergil liked them; so when he came back in DMC 5, he had them on. On another side note, I'm not sure how Vergil's clothing works; however, I figure it's similar to Trish's where he can just manifest them???
I don't know lol. The idea of Vergil seeing his little brother's boots and going "I can do better" or something stupid makes me feel all fuzzy inside... It's fucking cute, okay?
I'm sure this probably contradicts the cannon story somehow; even though the storyline is like beyond confusing with its continuity. That or it's already explained somehow.
Master list for DMC related things on Tumblr
Edit: I added a lil' picture cause I was bored... (Dante's DMC 4 is from a mod I have for DMC 5; so that's why it isn't a cropped image from the OG game--I didn't feel like finding one lmfao)
MASTER LIST FOR TUMBLR
#Dmc#Devil may cry#Devil may cry 3#Devil may cry 4#Devil may cry 5#Dante devil may cry#Dante#Vergil#Vergil devil may cry#dmc headcanons#devil may cry headcanons#drabbles#stupid thoughts#dante and vergil being brothers for once
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What's happenin in this one?
OMGG THANKS FOR ASKING, BUD ALDJSKÑADJ
Okay AH
After a heated argument, Ren decides that disappearing from Stimpy's life for good is the only way to stop himself from causing any more pain to the cat. Stimpy isn't cool with that 'solution', so he pleads with Ren not to bail, assuring him that no matter how rough Ren acts, Stimpy will always love and forgive him.
Ren gets angry, cries, and feels frustrated. Obviously, he doesn't want to end his relationship with Stimpy. He knows he wouldn't survive five minutes without his buddy. But he can't understand how someone could be so foolish as to endure so much mistreatment just for love.
Then Ren says: Heet me, you eediot. Heet me! Eef you do... Maybe then I could understand why you keep loveeng someone who hurts you so much (that's the translation of the image).
Ren really wants Stimpy to hit him. He knows he deserves punishment for treating his friend so badly, yet he also wants to confirm if it's truly possible to continue loving someone who hurts you. Bc no matter how hard he tries, he can't seem to change; he can't stop being so cruel to Stimpy, and he fears losing him one day.
But Stimpy is un angelito who doesn't understand what the hell is going on in Ren's head🤧 OBVIOUSLY, he wouldn't hurt Ren. So he refuses, which only makes Ren feel more uncertain about whether he will truly love and forgive him always, as he can't comprehend what Stimpy feels.
Does this make sense??? Probably not, since my answer has been deleted like three times, and each time I've left out information bc I forget 😭 Anyway, I hope I haven't bored or disappointed u with this response buaaa.
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Iconography in modern UI has so many relics of the ancient past
save icon being a floppy disk
the phone app being an old bone shaped handset
voicemail being a picture of a recording tape
"home" being represented by an actual house
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I'm so dumb 😭
I just realized that if me and Osamu Dazai from BSD had kids, they would just look like our younger siblings or something because of how much we look alike so that means if people see us holding hands they're either gonna go "Aw, siblings that actually love each other" or "THE FUCK, THEY SUPPORT INCEST?!" 💀💀💀
#dazai imagines#dazai smut#osamu dazai smut#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs wan#kids#weird stuff#weird shit#stupid thoughts#autistic thoughts#bsd dazai#bsd#wait how did I realize that all of a sudden#weird crap#character ai#dazai x reader#dazai osamu#bungou stray dogs dazai#yandere dazai osamu smut
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A fnaf movie literally looks like Scott has adapted some fan fiction from Wattpad written by 13-year-old Abigail who wrote about her dream of being part of a fnaf series. Change my mind.
I had a lot of fun with it anyway.
#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf movie thoughts#five nights at freddy's#movie fnaf#change my mind#i love it anyway#stupid#stupid thoughts
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man i have some many twst scenarios in my head but they all concern my oc
like
imagine being a girl and suddenly meeting deuce's old delinquent friends from middle school while going out in town with him
like they meet up with him, are like 'oooooh eyy its the leader!', do the old 'cool' handshakes an sht or some are still full of spite since he 'left the gang' and became all 'noble'
and then theyre like 'who dis' while they point at you and stupid beloved dumbass deuce straight up tells them you are his best friend
his homie
his bestie
and they AAAAll laugh and cannot believe it. Deuce??? Now a good boy??? He likes cute chick things??? trying to become a better and stronger person??? AND his best friend - while he just DISCARDED HIS OLD GANG- is a girl???? b r o
cue shenanigans with him ending up beating them and slipping into his old delinquent style
like hes gotta protect you - but he became the one thing he swore to destroy -> his middle school self. hah.
#twst#twisted wonderland#deuce spade#scenario#stupid thoughts#DEEEEUUUUCE#ily#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#LIKE...hed really just go 'this is my homie' like its a fact as true as the sky is blue
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Sorry, but in my head this is Raphael's song to Tav
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I still can't understand how Madeline, a businesswoman, a horrible mother, a literally normal person with just a lot of money could make a phone that can control humans and aliens alike... like... like I just...
The only thing we know about the golden phones is that they emanate a green light and that maybe Silas was the responsible one??
I just don't know man...
And I'm asking for real!
#asking#maccadam#transformers#transformers rescue bots#rescue bots#tfrb#tf#rb#madeline pynch#priscilla pynch#the burns family#my stuff#stupid post#stupid thoughts#my stupid brain#how did she made them?#who did she hire to make them!?#is she even human?
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Just replayed the first Ace Attorney game and I cannot stop thinking about the conclusion to Turnabout Goodbyes (spoilers).
Von Karma was so prepared for Wright’s antics he retrained a parrot, because he assumed Wright might be crazy enough to call a BIRD to testify. Even at the end Karma has a plan, as he’s preemptively taken all the DL-6 evidence AND has a cover for the 2 shots fired. But Phoenix Wright.
PHOENIX. FUCKING. WRIGHT.
This man has a mini seance, starts bluffing ghost advice out his ass, and then pulls out A METAL DETECTOR. IN COURT. What? Why the fuck did he bring it with him? It wasn’t evidence, or even relevant to the case at all. Has he just been leisurely lugging this metal detector around for 2 days? Where did he have it in the first place? In his MAN POCKETS?
And this is where Karma snaps. He has no contingency, no plan. BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK IN THEIR RIGHT GODDAMN MIND WOULD CASUALLY BRING A METAL DETECTOR TO A COURT OF LAW?
#funny#pm seymor#thoughts#late night thoughts#meme#pheonix wright#ace attorney#gaming#ds games#video games#mad lad#stupid thoughts#cant sleep#i keep replaying it#chaotic energy#inventory plot#random rant#so confused
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