y’all i CANNOT stop laughing!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣

it's very much giving 2014 "crashing" Zayn's bday party with the douche canoe crew vibes, right down to taking cringy af pics in the bathroom to try and "prove" they were there when they clearly weren’t even invited 😂 lmao always the same exact playbook, all they did was reverse the genders of the crew that "crashed" the party 🥴

go check out the full post on ig by ziamrelated (@redyellowberry on tumblr) cause it's a great post and give them a follow if you're so inclined!

¿Ganas de trabajar?

- Las mismas que el que contrató al doble de acción de la mamá de Michael Jordan

Me shit talking the new One Piece show to then watch it and thoroughly enjoy it

CONFUCIUS MY FUCKING BELOVED

(now excuse me while i go feral in the tags)

Makarov: Captain Jonathan Price! Leader of the feared Task Force 141 for the past four years. Servant of the western world. Responsible for the assassination attempt on Imran Zakhaev. Hunter of man with ideals frowned upon by your masters, torturer of woman and children. Twice decorated for valour on the field of battle…

Price, greatly unimpressed: Makarov - a regular son of a whore.

Yuri, in the background: *sighs the deepest sigh ever*

https://twitter.com/UKRoyalTea/status/1658982738307829760

MYSIMS AGEBRS 2 PLOT WAS REVEALED!!!! BRO!!!!!!

so in honour of that i give you Nightmare Realm Chaz, who fell off his bike like a loser, lost all his fans and spontaneously combusts every day multiple times a day

The thing I think we all need to consider is that ElQuackity doesn’t actually know anything ever. The last time we saw him he seemed almost as in the dark as the rest of the people on the island despite working for the federation. I genuinely think he assumes he knows more and underestimates how much the residents know.

Something that irrationally (and sometimes not irrationally) really annoys me are people who are like 'I can't draw [thing], I've never drawn [thing] before, I only draw [other thing]!' because... I get a bit of hesitation to try new things and I get that it might be kind of difficult but the way to change that is to do it, you know? Grab a bunch of references and give it a shot. You might do a bad job, but a bad attempt at drawing something new is better than not drawing it at all.

And sometimes its mostly harmless like... Some kid who refuses to draw humans because they only draw cats. Like sure, whatever, you're not harming anyone and the refusal to try and grow is just kind of annoying, but then you'll have adults who refuse to draw poc because they've never done it and don't know how. Well, the first step to figuring it out is doing it so write that down. Also, it's often not as deep as people convince themselves or let other people convince them that it is. Trust me. It's better to make an earnest attempt at something and fail than refuse to do it at all because you're scared of failing.

Gather some references, and give the thing you've never drawn a shot. Do studies if you want, try stylizing it, and have a bit of fun with it. If it turns out bad, you don't even need to show anyone, but I guarantee the experience will be beneficial, and next time it'll turn out better. I couldn't draw bats but then i kept trying over and over until I found a way to draw them that i liked and that made sense to me. The early ones looked shitty, but I learnt and it's better than never drawing one at all.

do you think katie knows her character's gonna die before she signs up for the project? i'm just wondering if she just has idk bad luck or smthn

oh i think she ABSOLUTELY knows when she goes for a role especially since she’s stated that she’s drawn to playing the bad girl

honestly the only role where i’d suspect her fate may have changed after the fact is elizabeth carruthers

i fully believe the writers didn’t anticipate how compelling she would be in a role designed to be walked on but also who knows maybe she was always meant to die too (tho tbf idk what happens to her company after because i’ve never finished the show)

Oops, it looks like momager Kris is trying to do damage control through buying more coverage with fake news.

Go ahead, spend some $$$. Nobody with more than a few brain cells is buying this stunt.

🤣

Don’t click on the links below - do not support cockroach coverage.

Rouxls having to do certain shit in secret despite being the single most conspicuous creature to have ever gleaned the face of the planet is something I think about. A healthy amount

The amount of divided by zero energy in this man is unparalleled. He’s playing 3836-D Chess with himself and losing bc he cannot figure out he’s actually playing checkers

Caring is a performance until Lancer comes along and fucks it up so not caring is also a performance and he makes them fight for dominance on the regular

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT THAT CRITROLE EP WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! im SO glad we had the set up of the last one so we could have the big thrills of this!!!!!!!!! this had everything!! it had ira's bad (and good!) decisions! it had sam's out of pocket wacky can shenanigans!! it had deception and sneaking! it had badass plays and some.. eye-catching talents 👀 it had gross shit that's kinda actually sad if u think about it! it had walking (running) away from explosions (NOT a sunglasses moment this was a loserfail) it had .. terrifying parents. it had imodna momence !! :D it even had some unprecedented wins for our typically fighty/flighty adventurers!!! i will ABSOLUTELY be watching that again come monday!!!!!!!!!!

The way people are laughing at the way Harry Styles treated Olivia Wilde like shit and saying shit like “Gemma’s saving him!” or “he’s done with her shit!” as if she’s not literally his girlfriend, meaning he knowingly associated himself with someone like her and actually likes her.

No, Harry Styles is not your poor little meow meow victim who needs to be saved from Olivia Wilde. He is a shitty boyfriend who refuses to acknowledge his girlfriend in public in front of cameras, after being a home wrecker having an affair with her on set being unprofessional and subsequently breaking up her marriage.

Yes, he was there when Olivia Wilde seemingly did not advocate for Florence Pugh or protect her against Shia Labeouf. The same Olivia Wilde who begged Shia Labeouf back saying “Miss Flo” needs a “wake up call”. That is who Harry Styles is dating. That is who Harry Styles likes. Cope.

They get caught out in a lie just as fast as snapping your fingers. Just like what RoyalTea tweeted if they kept their story concise and believable this wouldn’t have dissolved into a joke. The two hour chase and being relentlessly pursued just screamed lies.

Yup!