street extreme

rumour has it the bookseller is always such a chipper guy because his moody mistress pegs him every other night

@literalite said human! Cornelius i say being a vampire is all he HAS!!

Do you think Vanessa would give Gregory forehead kisses before bed and if she did how do you think Gregory would react

???

cw: faerie gojo 👁️

you knew better. you were taught better. it was damn near hammered, letter by letter, word by word, onto the backs of your eyelids.

avoid faerie circles at all costs.

and yet—here you were. it started off only as a little hop, a skip, a sway of your skirt, your chin tilted toward the endlessly blue sky. before you knew it, the barren forest suddenly grew crowded, more and more beings emerging from their hiding spots. they sang with voices so sharp that if you listened too hard, you’re sure your ears would bleed. they danced so eloquently that if you focused too hard, you’re sure your eyes would pop from their sockets. their faces were so beautiful that if you looked too hard—

“You’re a pretty thing, aren’t you?” his voice was a deep croon to the side of you. you hadn’t even noticed when he glided his way to you, his shock of white hair and lashes that framed unnaturally blue eye. he was gorgeous, in his silken robes and lanky figure, his form blurring at the edges when you stared a bit too hard, makes your head pound in warning.

“Hello to you too,” you smile at the handsome man—faerie? was that not what he was, with the unnatural way he smiled too wide and his too perfect proportions? but he doesn’t seem to notice your inner dilemma, instead takes your hand and dances you round and round and round until your feet ache and your chest burns from the laughter he pulls from you.

“Can I have the name of the person I’ll dance with for the rest of their life?” he asks you, coy, when the sun has set and the forest only grows thicker with his people. you’re getting tired, know that soon you’ll regret trekking this deep into the thick greenery. your guard is lowered; you make another mistake; first the dancing; now you’re name; your soon to be sealed fate.

the faerie grins wide at you, suddenly stepping into the circle, dragging you with him despite the way your heels try to dig into the soft earth.

“And now you’re mine, beautiful little human.” he tells you with an uncanny grin, beautiful and wrong all at once. his eyes grow too ocean blue, his hands ice cold where they drag you into the circle by the wrist. your stomach sinks when you enter Faerie, your feet aching, your heart heavy knowing that you’ll never see your family again.

monday: I'm gonna stop posting so many excerpts

monday two weeks later: here's another excerpt

anyway this bit delights me bc of. reasons. especially knowing how these two end up

like. oh! for a moment there I thought you two could have had a healthy relationship!

There’s just something so funny about Mrs. Lovett being blonde in the 2023 revival.

I don’t mean this in a bad way, I just say this because of the many times Sweeney raves about Lucy’s yellow hair.

Every time he does so now, Lovett’s just in the background like, “You’ve gotta be kidding me.”

you know who has generator rex on the brain???

(maybe he can wear noah's jacket. as a treat)

Mario and Daisy have such strong sibling energy. They can roast each other and purposefully make each other mad all they want, but the second someone else even looks at one of them funny the other goes apeshit and won’t hesitate to beat the living crap out of them

pov basil is abt to say "check this out" and eat shit in a way you never thought physically possible

Bert Moment Imminent

thinking about an old soul robin!jason is so funny to me because imagine being a gotham citizen and seeing this wacky child dressed up in bright af colours in a city like gotham talking like "oh golly! that must've hurt!" or "gee whiz!" (everyone thinks he's the cutest thing ever)

cant wait for this parallel to show up in s3 when the whole of whickber street checks in on crowley

still cant decide if the "im the reason you wont come home" line should be put on crowley regarding aziraphale not coming back to earth or not fleeing to alpha centauri because azi wants to change heaven for him

or crowley thinking his demonicness (read: inherent evilness) is why aziraphale would do anything to restore his angelic status (EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER. ITS BECAUSE AZIRAPHALE KNOWS CROWLEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN CAST OUT. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE NEIL GAIMAN TOLD ME IN A DREAM.)

Okay after playing both Alan Wakes and CONTROL I have something to say and it's not a gripe

Jesse is OP as fuck

holding Bakugou’s face in your hands and singing the cheesiest songs to him and watching him try to complain about everything even though he can’t help but love how everything sounds and how pretty your mouth is and admire how your lips curve around that one word. gets so entranced at the sight and sound of you, he doesn’t even realize how heavy his head has gotten in your palm, how low his eyes are, and how red his cheeks have gotten <3