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incorrect-losers · 5 months

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any stozier friendship hc's?

looking for a friend

AHHHH OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE THIS QUESTION OK UMM

Stan and Richie 100% created their own language when they were 8 and 9 respectively and have continued using it forever. (It’s mostly used to talk shit about the other losers (Bill))

Stan gets really choked up when under pressure/when all attention’s on him (mostly because of his dad), but Richie is always able to see the signs that Stan’s panicking and derails the entire subject (it’s what he does best). They don’t talk about how that’s why Richie did that but Stan’s always grateful

Richie’s usually the only one that picks up on Stan’s overly complicated jokes (he ended up laughing too hard at a joke Stanley said about Bowers being Pavlov given the way he gets his dogs to drool, the losers thought he was mocking Stan)

Stan carries around a cloth to clean Richie’s glasses, them being dirty doesn’t bother Richie but it drives Stan up the wall

They both did little league together, Stan was really good, meanwhile Richie was in outfield picking daises. Stan ended up making the middle school baseball team. After the whole It debacle he told Richie if he had swung at a ball half as well as he swung at that clown he might’ve actually made it onto the team with him

Richie bought Stan his first puzzle as a joke when they were kids, calling it the lame joke present before giving Stan his real gift. Stan absolutely loved it though, it started his love for puzzles and he ended up glueing and framing it

They do a daily lunch swap because Stan loves Wentworth’s egg salad sandwiches and Richie can’t get enough of Andrea’s famous pasta salad

They’ve always 100% without question not skipping a beat said the other was their best friend when asked. Yes, all the losers are all best friends but Stan and Richie have always been the closest and everyone knew it.

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morrirylet · 1 month

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they're probably on their way to their boyfriends (to eddie and bill ofc)

#stanley uris #art #artists on tumblr #it fandom #it headcanons #fanart #it fanart #it movie #richie tozier #it #rylet being funny #stozier #platonic stozier #besties #best friends

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marcomilkie · 8 months

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love how we all collectively decided that stan was the first person richie ever came out to

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chosenhanlon · 9 months

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absolutely LOVE their friendship. this is them, cannot change my mind.

#it 2017 #richie trashmouth #it 2019 #losers club #richie tozier #stanley uris #stan uris #the losers club headcanons #the losers club #the losers club hc #100% real #it stephen king #finn wolfhard #wyatt oleff #stozier

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antisociallilbrat · 1 year

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Okay I've talked about Stan's pet parrot named Whisper but now I wanna talk about Richie's ferret named Trash.

When the Losers were going to college and Richie dropped out (literally maybe a month after Bill did) Richie got lonely during the day. Bill was too busy with his writing to pay Richie any attention and we all know Richie needs it to survive.

So one day Richie went roaming out in town while all the Losers were in class and/or busy and he finds himself in a petstore.

There's this ratty looking creature in a cage all by himself and he's half off bc he's missing part of his ear. The creature is curled up in a sad ball and it slowly looks up at Richie as he approaches.

It was love at first sight.

Richie has never interacted with a ferret before, let alone know what they need for care, so yes it was a little bit reckless when he walked out of the store with the ferret and bag fulls of stuff he wasn't sure if he needed or not. (The store attendants were no help.)

Part of his purchase was fucking rabbit hay- that's how unsure he was about what a ferret needs, so he bought a bit of everything.

Naturally, Bill is the first one who meets the ferret when Richie brings him home.

"Stan and Eddie are going to muh-murder you."

*holds the ferret up Simba style* "But look at him! How could I leave him?!"

Bill chuckles when Richie tells him he's named the ferret Trash so he counts that as a win.

Like Bill said, Stan and Eddie lose their shit when they get home.

"That thing is not staying in my house Richard!"

"Do you know how many diseases it's probably carrying?!"

Look, Richie doesn't cry, he's never been one too, but while Stan and Eddie are scolding him, feeding off each other and oblivious to his hurting feelings, Richie starts to tear up. Mike cuts in and puts a stop to it, saying Richie can keep Trash if it makes him happy. Mike is the only Loser (besides Bev sometimes) that Stan and Eddie can't argue with.

Ben and Bill take Richie back out, to a better pet store, and actually buy the basics for Trash. Bev writes out a list for them after some quick little research. Then they all get the treat of watching Ben build the ferret cage, they like to watch his hands work.

Stan and Eddie still hate the ferret. They don't want to play with it, they're always harping on the smell, and overall they're just bitter bc Mike allowed Richie to keep it.

But they keep hearing all the rest of the Losers laughing in Richie's room from them watching Richie and Trash's antics. Bill tells them one day that he swears Trash is just Richie in animal form. Bev starts sewing little outfits for Trash and Ben builds Trash an elaborate tunnel system as one his class projects.

Eddie cracks first. He does his own research and finds out that ferrets don't carry diseases that can harm humans but actually they can catch colds from humans. When Richie gets the sniffles he tells him that maybe Trash should room with Bev or Bill until he's over his cold so that Trash doesn't catch it- 'but he totally doesn't care about the ferret'.

He keeps finding out all these fun facts about ferrets through his research and one day...he sneaks into Richie's room to finally meet the thing. Trash pounces on his feet the moment he's in the door and Eddie freaks out but then Trash backs up, doing his little ferret dance and okay Eddie falls in love with his little chirps. That's what does him in.

Richie is very smug when he comes home and sees that Eddie is still playing with Trash.

Stan takes a little bit longer. He's not mad about the ferret anymore, it's more of a principal thing. He's a stubborn bitch when he wants to be. He's perfectly okay ignoring that there's a ferret in Richie's bedroom.

Until he's home alone one day, a rare day off, and he's watching tv on the couch and slowly he ends up falling asleep. When he wakes up, there's a ferret sized lump in his lap.

Richie accidentally left his door cracked open.

He doesn't want to move the thing because he doesn't know how it'll react to being woken up. So he's kinda stuck there and eventually, hesitantly, he decides to try petting it. Trash snuggles closer in his lap.

Bev comes home and finds the pair, quickly taking a photo before he can stop her. He's fussing about it but when Bev tells him that Trash never snuggles with anyone he shuts up.

Stanley Uris loves feeling special and the fact that Trash will only cuddle with him wins him over- he's not happy about it. Yes he is.

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tastytoecheese · 2 years

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Stozier headcanons! (Mostly based off the book and miniseries)

Stan is autistic and his special interest is birds

Richie has ADHD and gets a new hyper fixation all the time, though his longest one is impressions and ventriloquism

Richie and Stan will bird watch together. It started out with Richie spoting Stan sitting alone by a bird fountain and decided to sit with him. Now they sit together about once a week

Most people find Richie rude and annoying but Stan doesn't(well occasionally he's annoying), he understands that Richie doesn't mean how he comes off

Richie will find the dumbest ways to get Stans attention

Despite the fact Richie seems to take nothing seriously he's pretty emotionally intelligent when it comes to Stan. He's the only one who can calm him down fully. Richie will sit with Stan, arm around his shoulder, and ask him to talk about birds until he's OK again

Stan has a pretty unique sense of humour that noone else really gets but Richie will always laugh even though he has no idea what the joke was about

Stan will help Richie practice his impressions/ventriloquism. They will spend hours coming up with ideas to make it better. Stan still obviously teases him though

They like to dance together, sometimes when Stans parents are out they'll take advantage of the houses large kitchen and use it as a dance floor. Richie is surprisingly good at slow dancing

Richie basically ERROR 404s whenever stan holds his hand/kisses him, Stan finds this both hilarious and cute

Sometimes they'll go to the club house by themselves just to be alone with no fear of judgement. Its where they had their first kiss

Richie thinks Stan is the most beautiful person ever (if ben has Bev then I gess Stans my Bev)

Stan loves to run his fingers in Richies hair or gently stroke his back

Stan can't not smile when thinking about Richie, his mum has questioned him about this but he couldn't tell her. Everyone picks up on this because Stan almost never smiles

Stan and Richie have stupid nicknames for eachother. Richies is "dick"(for obvious reasons) and Stans is "bird" which is always said in an Irish accent

They are way more cheesy in private. Stan calls Richie love and it makes his heart melt every time

They read comics together. More specifically Richie reads them in an assortment of voices while Stan rests his head on Richies chest listening and looking at the images

Richie put a ton of time into picking his outfit for Stans bar mitzva, wanting everything to be just right, he never told Stan

They move out of derry together and live happily ever after with no mental issues or homophobic extraterrestrial clowns and get married when it becomes legal the end😊

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derrydeer · 1 year

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i think stanley uris drops some mean acid

#drugs tw #stanley uris #it #it 2017 #it 2019 #it chapter 2 #acid #drugs #stan uris #stenbrough #stozier #streddie #it headcanons #headcanons

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charcharrealsmooth · 9 months

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Reginald

Summary - Stan got a cat, Richie loves the cat, he wants to take him home with him

Stan opens the door with a kitten in his arms, finding an over-enthusiastic Richie Tozier on the other side.

“Is this Reginald?” He asks, bouncing up and down where he stood.

“Yeah,” Stan says calmly, stroking the small tabby cat who seemed to have taken an interest in Richie. Reginald leans towards Richie, sniffing his hand as he goes to pet him.

“I’m kidnapping him,” Richie declares, extremely sure of himself in this, as he looks at the cat with pure adoration.

“No, you’re not.”

“Yeah I am! Y’know what, we’ll have a little competition. Whoever Reginald chooses gets to keep himl.” Richie guides Stan toward the sitting room, taking a spot on the floor, sitting criss-cross as Stan joined him, kneeling. “Put the cat on the ground, Stan,” he says, uncharacteristically serious. Stan obliges.

“C’mere Reginald!” Richie says in an annoying high pitched voice.

“This is stupid.” Stan holds out his hand for Reginald to come to him. To his dismay, his cat seemed to much prefer the obnoxious calling of Richie Tozier.

“I got him!” Reginald climbs into Richie’s lap and curls up there, Richie sticks his tongue out at Stan. “How’s it feel to have lost the affections of your own, well, what used to be, your cat?”

“You’re not keeping my cat, Richie,” Stan says sternly, rolling his eyes.

“Uh, yes I am, I’m the chosen one!” Richie says, getting up and taking the cat as he heads to the door.

“You’re an idiot.” Stan takes Reginald back and leads Richie to the door. “You can go now.” He rolls his eyes.

“You love me really,” Richie says, as he exits, Stan rolls his eyes once more.

#it stephen king #it headcanons #richie tozier #stan uris #cat #writing #i tried #im sorry if its bad #platonic stozier

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nexus-my-beloved · 3 months

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This isn't my usual content but I recently (four days ago) decided to read the actual book for IT so here's a couple of headcanons (specifically centred around 1990 IT, but I'll specify which years just in case):

-1990 Eddie likely had severe anxiety around showers and baths after the time he saw Pennywise in the gym locker room showers. He probably always had a fear of the clown stretching open the drain again and reaching to grab him and drag him into the sewers. Eddie is afraid of disease and germs, though, conditioned to it, so he still took showers and baths- but he probably scrubbed hard enough to make his skin red and raw and he did it fast before rushing out, always racing against an invisible clock that when the timer was up Pennywise would grab him. This fear probably carried over to adulthood, even when he forgot about Derry, and he likely got better with it but probably still was afraid for some unknown reason- he probably took ten minute showers, fifteen at most.

-1990 Reddie headcanon: when they were kids, Richie probably had a small crush on Eddie, but he likely had more feelings for Stanley (1990 Stozier truther here but also universal Reddie enjoyer). When they were adults, though, Richie probably grew out of his feelings for Stanley and I like to think he had more feelings for Eddie that resurfaced the moment he saw him. Eddie probably liked Richie a lot when they were adults, but probably wasn't very big on him when they were kids.

-1990 Stenbrough headcanon: for years after Derry, Bill probably would say random bird species when he was anxious. He wouldn't remember who this was from or realize it was from one of his best friends until he got back to Derry, and that friend was dead. Bill likely held on hope that Stan would come, and probably felt his heart bleed a bit when he realized Stan had killed himself. He never got to fess up to the little crush he used to have.

-2019 Reddie headcanon: based on the fact that Eddie yelled "I knew it! I fucking knew it!" when they were leaving the restaurant after Richie admitted to not writing his own material, I like to think that Eddie probably watched this comedian he recognized but didn't know from where on TV and swore up and down the material was scripted from someone other than him. He didn't recognize the Tozier standup guy until he got the phone call from Mike and realized it was Richie "Trashmouth" Tozier from when he was a kid. Eddie probably kept tabs and watched Richie for years without ever realizing that used to be his best friend.

-2017 Bill Denbrough headcanon: I like to think that Bill particularly stuttered on s-words. Which means he probably stuttered like hell whenever he'd have to say Stan/Stanley sometimes. Imagine how he'd have to use nicknames instead, silly or not, and how much more important it'd be when he said just Stanley, even if it was hard.

-All Media Bill Denbrough: there's no way he could've looked at paper boats without feeling like crying. Even as an adult he probably couldn't explain it. He'd just cry.

I probably have more but I think this is a big enough post for tonight. Have these I found on Pinterest!

The sillies <3

Bowers Gang Slander but it gets progressively worse/better (depends how you see it)

Abso-fuckin-lutely it is them. I can imagine little 2017 Eddie running after Finn Wolfhard Richie with inhaler in hand and trying to keep up while Richie laughs his ass off and promptly smacks his face into an open locker and eats shit

Twink Eddie <3

In all fairness though I love adult 1990 Eddie. He looks like the embodiment of if kindness were a human being and he just makes me so happy I would hug this man and love him forever I want to keep him in my pocket

#it 1990 #it 2017 #it 2019 #eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #stanley uris #bill denbrough #headcanons #it stephen king #not my usual content #i just have been on an IT kick lately

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justanotherloser-butinagayway · 1 year

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Stanley Uris :D

thankss!!!!!

sexuality headcanon: pan

gender headcanon: as always i love to make everyone trans so transmasc stan has a special place in my heart. and i also adore nonbinary stan

a ship i have with said character: i am a huge stenbrough supporter and i also love stozier

a BROTP i have with said character: his friendship with richie is very important to me

a NOTP i have with said character: tbh i can't think of anything rn but i'm sure there's something

a random headcanon: he gets his license before any of the other losers and is richie's designated driver for like a year and a half. ooo and he also loves plants!!! he has his own garden with a bird feeder and everything

general opinion of character: i love him!!!! he's just a cool little dude!!!!!

#thanks for ask!!#i like these these are fun #stanley uris #ask game #dani blabs

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incorrect-losers · 10 months

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It’s my birthday (I’m 20!!) today so as a gift you should all give me your losers headcanons (especially stozier and also Georgie ones) and fic recs please and thank you

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wishecho · 1 year

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stan from it(?) the one i keep thinking is in reference to stan marsh everytime you rb something about him

seeing this ask made me embarrassed at first but ty tricky i am going to regurgitate so much now > : 3

favorite thing about them

stan is a silly guy he makes obscure jokes none of the others get and also he was absolutely at several points in time willing to let more kids in derry die and he was so real for that.

least favorite thing about them

he is just very kind of confusing he is Very hard to pin down seeing as at least in the book he doesn't get a pov for, reasons that absolutely make sense narratively but the most background we get about him is told from the probably unreliable sources that are the losers which is fun but also AGH. he is a bit of an enigma idk its hard to explain. his ass is NOT elaborating !

favorite line

book quote here but "Sure, come on down tomorrow,' Stan said. 'We're going to break Eddie's other arm.'"

brOTP

stanlon that one deleted scene AUGH they are just so. stan was so happy to hear from him again !!! and first thing after meeting him in the book stan asks mike if he wants to shoot off fireworks he got with them they r sweet.

OTP

i am a stozier fan first and foremost solely bc the dynamic is funny to me there is something Wrong with them.

nOTP

stenbrough SORRY i think they should stay stenBROS at best. BUT that one image with the “I-I-I” “JKLMNOP” is them. i can’t find the original but yeah that’s them.

random headcanon

he is a peanuts comic fan. some of his hobbies he picked up can be traced back to snoopy. snoopy is the source.

unpopular opinion

the letter at the end of the it chapter 2 movie was altogether just a dumb thing (bad choice on the writers end generally) im sorry. that being said the fact there was a misspelling made it kind of very funny. mf canonically now used the wrong loose. this will just turn into a rant abt it chapter 2 if i say more i will restrict myself.

song i associate with them

serious answer hey hey, my my by neil young due to him being the first loser in the book to have it used in regards to him but secondarily the silly answer is man or muppet from the muppets movie. it fits bro

favorite picture of them

^ seconds after telling his friend he hated him

#asks #stanley uris #stan uris #yes ineeded to include both character tags if i dont it will Bother me.#it

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gxenbev · 4 years

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Domestic Stozier

Just imagine all the members of the Losers Club go to college together, and Stan and Richie share a room.

At first, its a complete disaster. Stan hates Richie’s messy habits and Richie hates how uptight Stan is about everything, but eventually, they both adapt to where they’re both comfortable in their little living space.

Stan finds out quickly that Richie hasn’t touched a bottle of conditioner since middle school, so he goes to the store and buys Richie all kinds of hair products. He helps Richie wash his hair properly so his curls aren’t as greasy. Afterward, he sits Richie down and combs out all the curls until there’s not a single knot anymore. By the next morning, his curls are popping and he doesn’t trust anyone to touch his hair except Stan.

Instead of living in a dorm, they live in an itty bitty one-bedroom apartment that's only two minutes from campus, so they have an actual functioning kitchen. At first, Stan didn’t trust Richie anywhere near the stove or kitchen utensils, but Richie turns out to be a pretty amazing cook. Stans just okay, but Richie watched so much food network as a kid that he could make just about anything he set his mind to.

Stan complains when Richie doesn’t wear a coat in the winter, then will affectionately steal all of his hoodies so he doesn’t have anything to wear. Richie doesn’t complain though. He thinks Stan looks so adorable in his sweatshirts and reminds him constantly.

Even though Stan’s known to not put up with Richie’s jokes and nonsense, he actually thinks his boyfriend his really funny. Richie runs a little campus radio show/podcast and Stans his most avid listener.

Stan won’t sleep unless Richie kisses his forehead before bed.

Stan will hold Richie’s hand any chance he gets. When they’re walking around campus, Stan will always reach for Richie’s hand. He loves how big they are compared to his own and having Richie next to him just makes him feel so safe and happy.

Richie joins an improv group on campus and Stan loves going to his performances. Richie is super good at improv and the shows are always really entertaining. He gains popularity around campus for his talent.

Richie gets a part-time job at a bookstore down the street from their apartment. Every once in a while, he’ll bring Stan back a book that he saw at work that he thought Stan might like. Stan always likes the books Richie brings back. One of his favorite things to do his cuddle Richie while he reads. Richie likes it when he reads the stories out loud to him.

#stanley uris #richie tozier #stan x richie #Stozier #stozier headcanons #headcanons #reddie #the losers club #eddie kaspbrak #bill denbrough #beverly marsh #mike hanlon #ben hanscom #IT movie #it book #it 2017 #stenbrough

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eddie-kaspbrat · 4 years

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hey i loved your streddie headcanons it was so 🥺🥺🥺🥺 so pls stozier highschool au

Ahhh I wasn't sure exactly what you wanted so I hope this is okay!

• These two IDIOTS

• Unless you were one of the losers, you weren't sure if these two were even fucking friends, let alone secretly in love

• Secretly

• Stan refuses to even crack a smile around Richie because he doesn’t want the Trashmouth to know he thinks he’s hilarious

• Richie knows

• There was one day that Stan came in after staying up all night working on a trifold poster board for a science project

• He kept messing up his design and would have to erase it, but would then get annoyed with all the eraser marks across the poster

• The final straw before his mental breakdown was when he fucked up in pen

• A stupid science project on a baking soda volcano turned into a 16 hour long event, and that’s not including making the actual volcano

• So anyway, he came to school that day hyped up on at least four cups of coffee, not including the half finished thermos in his hand

• All it took was Richie to make one stupid joke about Eddie’s height for Stan to fall out of his fucking chair, laughing so hard he started crying

• Eddie kicked him

• Richie kicked Eddie for hurting his Staniel

• Mike kicked Richie for hurting the baby

• Eddie kicked Mike for calling him a baby

• There was a lot of kicking

• There’s a betting pool between the losers over when they’re gonna get together and who’s gonna hike up their skirt and ask

• Bev wins when Richie asks before the end of senior year

• When they pair up together for an Econ project, everyone thinks it’s because Richie needs help

• No one realizes it’s because Richie is offering to help Stan

• Richie’s somehow so good with money, even though he always throws it away on cigarettes

• “I know how to save money. I just choose not to”

• Meanwhile Stan doesn’t understand the difference between fiscal and monetary policies

• “For fucks sake, Richie, you're gonna be the one to deal with this shit when we inevitably get a place together”

• Richie couldn’t help the smile that fought it’s way onto his face at the idea of living with Stanley

• Platonically

• The smile dropped a bit

• After they turned it in, they actually started looking for apartments together

• Sure, they’d be living in dorms their first year, but that doesn’t mean they can’t look

• Richie was absolutely fucking ecstatic when Stan ran to him with his University of Maine acceptance letter

• It was the only school they’d both been accepted to

• Next comes prom, babey

• You’d think this is when Richie does it, right? Romantic and shit

• Ha

• Prom is so uneventful for Stozier

• Richie got hit on by a few drunk guys

• Stan danced with Mike, then Bill, and when he was finally getting up the courage to dance with Richie, they stopped playing slow songs

• But after prom

• They were all spending the night at Mike’s and laying outside under the stars, because stars are SO pretty when you're drunk

• And Richie pulled that cheesy “but you’re prettier”

• Stan couldn’t stop blushing

• They ended up falling asleep cuddling

• It wasn't until a week before their graduation that Richie finally grew a pair

• They’d just finished classes and had the week off before they got to walk the stage

• Richie had been going on about how “We did it, Stanley! Time to begin the next chapter! We’re starting our lives together!”

• Stan smiled a bit at the ‘together’

• Richie brought them to the playground they met on as a sentimental thing

• He directed them to the sandbox they met in

• Stan had been meticulously creating a sand castle, not a grain of sand out of place

• Some asshole kid named Henry kicked it over and Stan started screaming

• Richie pushed the asshole kid over

• Henry told Richie his dad would arrest him before he went to find some other kid to pick on, and Richie sat down next to Stan, not saying anything until he stopped crying

• It was nearly the end of recess when Stan finally calmed down, but Richie helped him salvage what he could of the castle

• Richie was terrible at this, but for some reason, Stan didn't mind it

• All he had to do was go back in and fix Richie’s mistakes

• Sure it took longer, but hey, it worked

• He started crying again when recess ended because he couldn’t finish the castle, but Richie promised they’d come back and make it even better tomorrow

• Stan smiled at the memory as he looked down at the sandbox

• When he looked back at Richie, Richie was looking at him

• “That was the best decision of my life. Pushing Bowers like that.”

• Richie explained how that day gave him his best friend, the only person in the world he is truly himself with and can tell absolutely everything

• Stan can’t help the slight smile that graces his lips as his eyes glint knowingly

• “You aren’t proposing, Rich. Just ask.”

• Richie looks shocked, but of course Stanley knew

• The next time the losers saw them, they were holding hands and Richie looked absolutely ecstatic

• Stan looked bored, but they saw the happiness in his eyes anyway

Hope this fulfills that Stozier fluff everyone needs lol

Asks are open!!

#stozier #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #beverly marsh #it (2017)#losers club #losers club headcanons #stozier headcanons #ask

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antisociallilbrat · 1 year

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Poly Losers Publicity

This is an idea, a back bone of a fic that I'm never going to write so I'm putting it here. If you want to write it, go ahead. I just need to get these brain worms out of my head. This is from my Poly Losers Au.

So like Richie, Bev, and Bill are all relatively famous? Richie is a famous comedian (who I headcannon him being on SNL at one point in his career) and then you have Bev who is a famous fashion designer? Like her work rivals Gucci and other major fashion brands. Then you have Bill who is like the horror novelist, who always has his books being adapted into movies.

So anyways the public is nosy and wants to know who's banging who. Richie, Bill, and Bev, along with the other Losers have decided to keep their relationship a secret. Yeah being gay/bi is okay but they don't want to have to explain why they're in a relationship of seven people. Bev, Richie, and Bill handle this in many different ways. Bev just deflects any relationship questions in interviews and Richie jokes that he's a whore and no one will date him. (Stan and Eddie give him so much shit over that bit) and Bill,,,poor bb flounders.

Bill likes to dedicate his books to his lovers. Each book he writes has a dedication that says something like: "To my lover who watches the birds", or "To my lover that is sun on earth", and naturally people ask who this lover is in interviews. And Bill just doesn't know how to lie so the general public just thinks that Bill's lover is a multifaceted person who loves to grow plants, bird watches, work on cars, and also writes poetry.

This all works for a while until Bill is caught in public holding hands with Ben. Magazines blow up like :"Is this the lover of many talents?? World Renowned architect Ben Hanscom??" so now they just let the public think Bill is dating just Ben. Also Bill and Richie got an argument over it that went like:

Richie: "This is so not fair, why do you get Ben?"

Bill: "It's not like I was trying to get caught!"

Richie: "Well if you get Ben then I get Mike!"

Bill: "Fine."

Richie: "Fine!"

Bill: "Fine!"

On Richie's next stand up he tells everyone he's dating this cute librarian named Mike and like with Bill, the press eats that up.

But fans are crazy right? Like they had a working theory that Richie was actually dating this high end accountant (Stanley) bc Richie had been spotted with him a couple times at fancy parties. (Stanley is a slut for fancy parties and Richie only goes to the ones he's invited to bc he knows Stan will enjoy it) But some other fans had a theory that Richie was dating high end fashion designer Beverly Marsh. Because Richie only ever wears her clothes on stage or in interviews. Plus they've been spotted being flirty before at award shows. So fans are a little confused when Richie announces he's dating a humble librarian.

But remember fans are crazy so it doesn't take long for them to figure out that Bill Denbrough also only ever wears suits out of the Beverly Marsh brand. Which is strange bc Bill and Richie have very much a bickering banter in the spotlight. So they're all left wondering, what does this all mean?

Because yes Bev avoids relationship questions but she always has the same guy with her as her 'date' at events. A man not much taller than her and he's been seen reassuring her at her runway shows. Calming down her anxiety. (Eddie is 100% Bev's unofficial manager and I like to think that Bev's fashion is her and Eddie's thing. He's the one who goes to all her shows.)

So at this point fans are going crazy. They have Bill who is dating the famous architect but has written too many dedications for it just be about Ben. Also some fans 'ship' Bill and Richie bc of how they play fight through the press.

Then there's Richie who is dating the "Librarian" Mike Hanlon, but also Richie has been spotted with at like Galas with one of the best accountants in the business, Stanley Uris and he constantly flirts with Bev in the public eye.

But Richie and Bill both exclusively wear Beverly Marsh. And Bev who avoids relationship questions but is seen with the same man at shows, who the fans had pieced together is Eddie Kaspbrack. Someone who owns a predominant limousine company in New York.

And this all falls apart after one particular award show, Bill's book turned Movie won an oscar, and the Losers were out celebrating at what they thought was a private party....only to wake up the next morning and see all hell break loose. There are photos of Richie making out with Bill and Ben. There's a couple photos of Bev scandalously dancing with Richie's librarian boyfriend, Mike. Then to top it off Eddie and Stan are spotted sneaking away from said party. Two people with romantic links to Bev and Richie.

The internet blows up.

Richie tweets out the next day: "So I see you've guys have met my lovers. Yes, plural. Told you I was a whore."

I honestly feel like this has been down before, and if it has please let me know. I just can't get this particular version out of my head.

#bill denbrough #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrack #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #mike hanlon #stanley uris #stenbrough #bichie #reddie #stozier #benverly #it 2017 #it 2019 #poly losers club #poly losers headcanons #polylosers

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Autistic bf admiring his adhd bf

#it 1990 #stan uris #richie tozier #richie trashmouth #stozier #richie x stan #stan x richie #autistic headcanon #hes obviously autistic #adhd headcanon

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