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incorrect-losers · 5 months

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any stozier friendship hc's?

looking for a friend

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Stan and Richie 100% created their own language when they were 8 and 9 respectively and have continued using it forever. (It’s mostly used to talk shit about the other losers (Bill))

Stan gets really choked up when under pressure/when all attention’s on him (mostly because of his dad), but Richie is always able to see the signs that Stan’s panicking and derails the entire subject (it’s what he does best). They don’t talk about how that’s why Richie did that but Stan’s always grateful

Richie’s usually the only one that picks up on Stan’s overly complicated jokes (he ended up laughing too hard at a joke Stanley said about Bowers being Pavlov given the way he gets his dogs to drool, the losers thought he was mocking Stan)

Stan carries around a cloth to clean Richie’s glasses, them being dirty doesn’t bother Richie but it drives Stan up the wall

They both did little league together, Stan was really good, meanwhile Richie was in outfield picking daises. Stan ended up making the middle school baseball team. After the whole It debacle he told Richie if he had swung at a ball half as well as he swung at that clown he might’ve actually made it onto the team with him

Richie bought Stan his first puzzle as a joke when they were kids, calling it the lame joke present before giving Stan his real gift. Stan absolutely loved it though, it started his love for puzzles and he ended up glueing and framing it

They do a daily lunch swap because Stan loves Wentworth’s egg salad sandwiches and Richie can’t get enough of Andrea’s famous pasta salad

They’ve always 100% without question not skipping a beat said the other was their best friend when asked. Yes, all the losers are all best friends but Stan and Richie have always been the closest and everyone knew it.

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stanielman · 3 years

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Headcanon that Stan and Richie play chess together but it turns into a blood bath. An actual blood bath.

Richie calls the knights “horses” and the rooks “castles” and Stan yells at him every time. They take so long because they have to plan out every move perfectly for maximum destruction.

Richie has swallowed a pawn. He put it in his mouth and then Stan tackled him trying to get it out and it ended...poorly. Stanley made him buy a whole new chess set for him, but did go with him to the doctor for an x-ray.

The other losers refuse to play and will leave the room if the two of them start playing. But will bring water first because they will be scREAMING at each other.

And yes Stan keeps a notebook of all of the moves made in a game just to look back in and use as evidence later (and to study Richie’s playing patterns so he can beat him properly).

They are always tied in who has won and who hasn’t. And they both swear to others that they have never lost a game.

#thx #a scene from a fic I never posted #Stan and Richie #stozier #stozier supremacy #headcanons

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