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ieatsmallorphansnamedtom · 2 years

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hi do you have any hcs about sebastian? or just the ass squad in general (abigail, sam, sebastian) :D

Of course, anon! Gotta love the ass squad lol. Thanks for the ask. :) Spoilers for the ass squad obviously.

Sebastian and ASS Squad Headcanons!

It was actually Sebastian that inspired Sam to start a band! Seb knows the keyboard by the time Sam is wanting to start a band, and I imagine it was him playing something for Sam that sparked the idea!

Speaking of the band, poor Abigail had to sit through hours of Sam going on and on about what it would be like when they're famous before she eventually gave in and joined (it's not like she didn't secretly like the things Sam was talking about nooo never).

I'm on the fence about Seb being a natural ginger or not, but I do think he dyes his hair a lot. Whether it be highlights or his whole head, he and Abby do it all the time together. He mostly dyes it red or blue while Abby is emptying her bottle of purple hair dye for the tenth time that week.

Seb has modded Prairie King for Abigail to make it easier for her. She repaid him by still failing the game.

Sam annoys the hell out of Seb by calling him emo - turns out he actually finds the word annoying. It's mostly due to Sam not shutting up about it, but he also dealt with a bit of bullying in school for it. He'll still use it himself though when he's making jokes.

He does really care for Maru; he just hates to show it. Demetrius is still rotting in hell, but deep down he knows it's not Maru's fault. He takes a lot of inspiration from her inventions and has made a few models of them.

Sebastian gets along with Elliott surprisingly well. it mostly started over Elliott hearing him play keyboard and asking him about it, and from there they grew kind of close! They won't really hang out, but they talk at the saloon on Fridays, catching up on how the other is going.

Thanks to his unlikely friend, Seb listens to classical every now and then. Sam found out and has not let it go. The only reason they aren't being blackmailed into doing all his bidding is because Sam is so forgetful.

Sam is banned from Abigail's kitchen. Let's just say he set the toaster on fire, because that's exactly what happened. Abby walked in like "I smell something burning. Sam?" to see their friend freaking out trying to blow her toaster out like it was a birthday candle. He got a massive talking to after and isn't allowed within two feet of the kitchen tiles.

Sebastian has had multiple pet frogs. The kicker is nobody but him knows about them. When he was a kid, he took one home and put it in a cardboard box under his bed. It lived surprisingly well for being fed leftover dinner.

Seb is 25, and Maru is 21, so he spent very little time with his father. But the memories he holds of him are very strong. When he and Maru were little, they were a ride-or-die pair of siblings. They helped each other cheat on tests all the time. It's only when Demetrius found out and only got mad at Seb did a rift begin to form between them.

If Seb could have any other job, he would want to participate in motorsport races. I mean, he has a bike and he's Sebastian. You can't tell me he hasn't broken a few laws doing tricks.

He used to have a little thing for Sam when they first moved to the valley. He got over it pretty quick though and moved onto Abigail. But it was his "Ah shit, I'm gay" moment.

He has heterochromia. I mean this HC is mostly because his eyes don't match on his different sprites, but his right eye is green! It's usually covered by his hair, so people don't tend to notice.

One reason he hates the beach is because he got stung by a jellyfish. It hurt more than normal because he's extremely sensitive to pain. It wasn't that bad, but this HC is coming from someone who got 1 cm worth of stray jellyfish bits on the webbing between their fingers and cried. God bless the ocean.

Also, he's autistic, with a special interest in programming. This is coming from an autistic person, btw.

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Tada! I hope you like these headcanons, anon. I worked hard on them. :) Also, thank you for being the first person to ask for a HC post!!

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv sebastian #stardew valley sebastian #stardew sebastian #sdv headcanons #sdv hcs #stardew valley headcanons #stardew valley hcs #sdv ass squad #stardew valley ass squad #sdv sam #sdv abigail #stardew valley sam #stardew valley abigail #headcanon #ieatsmallorphansnamedtom

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spacepatrolhana · 8 months

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#i know this would fit ASS squad bettr but ididnt feel like drawing all of them tonight im shane deprived #hope this makes sense to literally none of you but i couldnt stop laughingn at this idea #my art #farmer nana #shane sdv #emily sdv #sam sdv #shane stardew valley #emily stardew valley #sam stardew valley #stardew valley

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diasketchbook · 2 years

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A.S.S. squad is for the bisexuals. Happy Pride Month! ❤️💜💙

#ass squad #sdv abigail #sdv sebastian #sdv sam #stardewvalley #stardew valley fanart #bisexual pride #they're all bi #sam is so handsome #bi pride

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masterof-blabber · 11 months

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just a rlly quick doodle.. couldn’t help myself

#sdv sam #stardew vally #sdv #stardew valley #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #sebastian sdv #ass squad #i love gay people

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tipsslight · 11 months

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ToastieV and I are proud to present Katrielle, a new modded NPC in Stardew Valley! Complete with beautiful pixel art, over 400 lines of dynamic dialogue, two story line routes and four total endings. Welcome to the v̶͖̝̿͒o̵̮̻͘͠ỉ̸̬̼͋d̸̜̎.

Available on the NexusMods now!

(seriously pls me and my co creator have been DYING to talk about her the past several days)

#stardew valley #stardew sam #stardew abigail #stardew sebastian #stardew mods #SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE BIGGEST MOD I EVER MADE AND IM JUST SO HAPPY TO SEE HER LIVE IN THE GAME AAAAAAAAA #go for the secret route it's worth it #stardew modding #stardew valley mods #stardew valley modding #also if you don't have stardew go buy it to help a fish #no seriously the sale is p coo #also there's a reason why i tagged ass squad here ;)#stardew oc #stardew valley oc

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sapphic--kiwi · 2 years

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friday nights at the stardrop saloon 🍺🎱✨

(the A.S.S. squad feat. my farmer Diego)

#stardew valley #sdv sam #stardew valley sam #sdv abigail #stardew valley abigail #sdv farmer #stardew farmer #sdv sebastian #stardew valley sebastian #stardrop saloon #sebastian is beating sams ass at pool and being a little shit about it ofc #abby and diego are just there for teasing and emotional support (respectively)#diego is afro-latino bc pelican valley desperately needs more diversity #also he is in major pining mode after samson ❤️❤️#anyway the ass squad are my faves I love them #steph draws #x

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agentbobr · 2 years

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sitting on the couch with bowls of popcorn watching twilight with sebastian abby and sam and throwing some of it at the tv when they do something cringe

#stardew valley #sdv sebastian x reader #sebastian x reader #sam x sebastian #sam x Sebastian x abby #ass squad #sdv abigail #sdv x reader #sam x reader #abigail x reader

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rapha3liii · 2 years

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Heres my designs of the ASS sqaud! I literally love these losers sm

click on the image for higher res!

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shsl-yuueihero · 1 year

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Love me some ASS.

However Abigail can kiss mine at the egg festival because bitch I'm winning this year 😤

#ASS Squad #sdv abigail #sdv sebastian #sdv sam #stardew valley

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pavusprince · 1 year

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Who tf thought it was ok to let me play Stardew Valley

#stardew valley #sdv #ass squad #chicken man #and my farmers just…#bouncing around in my head #like a windows xp screensaver #this is fine

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stardew-otter · 2 years

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Stardew Valley Incorrect Quotes: Part 5

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Farmer, admiring Alex sleeping: You’re so cute.

Alex, half asleep: I could beat your ass.

Farmer, lovingly: I know ♡.

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ASS Squad: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

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Penny: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Stardew Batchelor/etts (+NPCs) reactions to being called straight:

Abigail: The fuck, no I'm not.

Sam: Excuse the hell out of you?

Maru: Ding dong, you are VERY wrong!

Harvey: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Sebastian: Rude.

Emily: Bad vibes are coming your way for that one.

Elliott: Whoever told you that has clearly never met me-

Alex: Um, yeah! You're 100% right! (*was just kissing a whole man*)

Leah: Mhm, sure. So anyways I'm going back to my cottage in the forest to go make art by hand and collect fruit and berries if you need me-

Shane: Fuck off.

Marnie: Um, yes, 100%! But it's not like I'm um... in any relationship...

Lewis: Yes. I'm single too. [Fuck this guy in particular]

Pierre: Yes. I have a wife, and I have a daughter. [Totally didn't date Morris years before- /s]

Caroline: Yes, I am! But I'm an ally to all ^^.

Morris: Would you like a Joja Membership? [Totally didn't date Pierre years before- /s]

Farmer: *punches the person*

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Sam: un-tss

Jodi: wtf?

Sam: I'm a techno song!

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Maru: Attractive girls like computers, so I carry my case around town because it attracts chicks!

Penny: Not really, attractive girls think people that think girls are attracted to people with computers are cute in a hurt puppy kind of way.

Leah: Don't most people put down hurt puppies?

Maru: Does that mean attractive girls shoot computer nerds???

Penny: Yoba I don't mean puppies with like missing limbs or exposed viscerals-

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Harvey: I might not do much to most, but I love you more than anything and-

Harvey lovers death gripping a Mermaid Pendant: I'll marry you.

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Haley: Please for the love of Yoba don't-

Emily: TOO LATE! *adopts a parrot that crashed into their window*

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Farmer: Hey sexxy, wanna come dance with me?

Anyone during Year 1: Eww no

Farmer: Oh ok.

Farmer that night:

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Haa, totally didn't lose inspiration, nope, couldn't be me, never in my life, nope nope-

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flapjackoctolover · 1 year

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If I were my IRL age in Stardew Valley, I would probably hang out with the Ass Squad* all the time (Abigail, Sam, and Sebastian).

*Yes, I found an image on Pinterest where their names spelled out "ASS".

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #Stardew Valley Abigail #sdv abigail #stardew abigail #stardew valley sam #sdv sam #stardew sam #stardew valley sebastian #sdv sebastian #stardew sebastian #i can't believe how young i am compared to the marriage candidates #the older characters would definitely call me kiddo

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snailmail444 · 4 months

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Do you think any of the Stardew residents cosplay? If so, what?

I think Abby and Seb both would. They’re both the big nerds of the valley and I think the only ones who would put effort into entering fan spaces or cons, etc in cosplay.

Sam maybe if they needed a third person for a group costume. Like he isn’t against it in fact he gets super excited but I think he would often forget to get his costume together until the last minute. Like if they’re going to a con unless he’s specifically asked to cosplay he’s forgotten until the night before and then he might wear something that’s lightly cosplay adjacent but probably low effort because it’s all he had on hand.

As for what? In lore probably journey of the prairie king and solarion chronicals. In real life? I’d think Seb would be a Star Trek cosplayer (you might be asking Snail is this just wish fulfillment and the answer is yes) and Abby would always be some badass independent woman like Laura Croft or a really sick warrior/adventurer.

I could see all three of them doing characters from an anime if they were all into it. I haven’t watched any in a long time so I’m not sure what they would do or who they would be BUT I could see them being really cute in all their costumes.

So in short ASS Squad but not Sam all the time because he’s forgetful and just like me for real.

#stardew valley #sdv #writing #asks #asked and answered #sfw #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley sam #stardew valley abigail

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diasketchbook · 2 years

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A.S.S. Squad 🖤💛💜

#stardew valley fan art #stardew valley #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley sam #sdv abigail #sdv sebastian #sdv sam #stardew valley abigail #ass squad #abigail sebastian sam #i love them all #sebastian in converse #sam doesn't tie his shoes #its a choice he says #both sam and abigail have a crush on seb probably #sam is looking down at seb's ass #yup

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laski-and-sage · 2 years

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Accidental AU no.2 — Streamer/Twitch AU

Well, this appears here and there in our discussions but still, Sage and I don't do anything else with it, so you may as well have it lmao

WHAT IF...... Hellsing Ultimate characters were Twitchstreamers?

- Don't get me wrong: the organizations are still there and the characters are still what they are (like...Alu's still a vamp etc.), they just have.....more freetime

- and of course they're further in the future cus if i remember correctly twitch wasn't that popular in 1999 xD

- Seras would play cute lil idle games like Stardew Valley but could still beat yo ass in any shooter

- Integra would play hidden object games only

- she'd insist that it helps her relax after a stressful day of work....but that still won't mean that she doesn't rage when she can't find something

- Pip plays Battlefield and CoD for life. If its a shooter, he's playing it.

- Alucard, surprising as it is, is the Minecraft person!

- building stuff is very therapeutic to him, he'd build stuff and scenes from his memories and past just to deal with them a bit better

- there would be a battlefield, maybe his castle, the scaffold he died on, the palace he was held hostage on – so much dark stuff but his viewers would be none the wiser :D

- they'd be just amazed by his creativity etc.

- they wouldn't even know he's a vampire, he's just some dude with a weird aesthetic and a damn good greenscreen to make it look like he lives in a dungeon....and is that a coffin in the background?? Just aesthetic :DD

- Imagine him sucking at shooters--

- Anderson being a pro at ANY game, especially at the very popular ones

- you learn much in an orphanage and if its just playing videogames with the kids

- Pip is the kind of streamer that invites all sorts of other people to his streams.

- the Hellsing squad and his men being the main people

- Streams with Alucard as guest are wild

- Pip still plays shooters, Alucard still sucks at it.... doesn't hinder him on trying

- "how tf do i shoot??" *Accidentally crouches*

- Pip is wheezing

- his character just afks somewhere, pips head is just placed on the table, he's completely quiet and just his fist slams against the very same table

- the poor guy just can't breathe

- at some point Iscariot is present during such a stream

- Alucard still sucks so Anderson just yeets him out of his chair

- legit. Ur in stream watching Alucard and suddenly a slam and he isn't there anymore lmao

- well, then there is this guy in priestgown casually sitting down and grabbing the headset

- of course there are protests in the background but Alucard has to play civil cus of public

- Anderson just slays it

- suddenly Pip has a very serious opponent

- "okay, so we're back in business! An honour to play with ya, padre!"

- respects™

- Alucard just watches in the background, suffering in silence

- "why can't this guy be on our team??" Yup, Pip complains about loosing

- now the paladin is established as one of Pips guests as well

- Organizations aside, this is gamer pride we're talking about. (Is there even such a thing? Eh)

This is all we have for now but since this appears here and there in our discussions, i'm sure more headcanons are to be added.

Still, if you want to use this AU, feel free to do so. Just tag us if you do! We'd love to read/see it!

#accidental au #streamer au #twitch au #hellsing ultimate #hellsing #alucard #alexander anderson #seras victoria #sir integra #pip bernadotte #hellsing au #integra hellsing

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tipsslight · 1 year

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Random Headcanon with Abigail, Sam, Sebastian and their families

Many years ago, Pelican Town was a smaller place. It wasn’t a community, it was a group of individuals trying to get by, or families at best. One of those families was Kent and Jodi. Kent, as a younger, slightly more starry-eyed yet still realistic man, knows a war could be impending, and made the decision to move there, as Pelican Town was fairly insulated from the potential terrors of war, and he above all else wants his pregnant wife to be safe. With his duties as a soldier, he can fight in the war knowing that at home, Jodi, Sam, and eventually Vincent will be taken care of. Just by sheer luck though, it was only a couple of years after Vincent was born that he was called to arms, giving him plenty of time to spend with Jodi and Sam during those crucial years when Sam was still a child, and he only wished that he could have done the same for Vincent.

Later down the line, Pierre and Caroline moved in, not yet married, yet young, dumb, and in love. Caroline, initially enticed by getting away from the city for something different, made the decision to move there, with Pierre’s full support with that sentiment. But as Pierre met the other villagers, he realized that with the aid and support of the old farmer on the far east side of town, he’d be able to support a family financially and then some. And thus, the two of them decided to stick around Pelican Town. And hey, shortly after the marriage, Caroline has a kid on the way! With Abigail welcomed into their family and the financial future for them being secure (until the old farmer’s unfortunate passing), things were looking rather peachy for them.

Abigail and Sam weren’t initially close growing up. Abigail was a rebellious gal that wanted to go on adventures and learn how to use a sword and learn magic and get in touch with her occult side, but she still kept to herself. Because guess what, wanting to do all those things does not mean she’s an extrovert, though she obviously can open up when you’re a little closer to her. Meanwhile, Kent knows his time there in Pelican Town wasn’t gonna last forever, so he did his best to always be there for Sam. Plus, having not seen the morbid realities of war yet meant that he still had that spark of idealism in him that’d be lost over the war, so he still can connect to his son. Perhaps he might have overdone it a tad, but seeing Sam grow, gaining newfound interests in skateboarding and music, and sneaking him into the saloon to play billiards (though neither him nor Kent were great at it, unfortunately), he’s had a pretty good childhood surrounded by his family. And Kent believed it was all worth it.

But by the end of it, Kent had to leave, leaving Sam and Vincent without a father in the house. Sam was quite a bit older at this point, and had a lot more agency in his life, so he decided to get a job at the local Jojamart to somewhat fill the role of supporting the family. But every time he’d walk by Pierre’s shop to work, he’d always see Abigail. Being a small town, he said to himself “screw it” and introduced himself. They chatted, but they never got too too close. Their personalities had the potential to clash. Abigail was a little reserved and was liable to lash out with mounting stress at home with her lifestyle. Sam was oblivious to those emotions and lacked the tact to navigate through that. But luckily, despite that potential, there wasn’t any concern about that happening, just in time for another family to move into the mountain area.

Robin moving in to Pelican Town was considered as a blessing to the town. Not too long after her and Demetrius moved in, the old farmer passed away. The town started falling apart, but Robin’s support certainly slowed it down for the farmer’s grandchild to move in and pick up where their grandfather left off. And it was certainly helpful for Demetrius as well. With his research, and with Maru completing all of her primary studies, he started having her assist her with the research now that they’re in a rural area, rich with foliage, minerals from the mines, the beach a short walk away and even an old farm. And as for Sebastian, his work as a developer meant he can stay at home and do his work as long as the internet stays up.

During a particularly rainy day, Sebastian took the opportunity to take a step outside his house to go to the beach. He can be outside and by himself, away from his family for a good period of time. He takes an umbrella with him, but doesn’t open it so he can feel the rain fall on him. As he passes by Pierre’s shop briefly window shopping, the door opens, and Abigail sees Sebastian for the first time, despite him living there almost a couple of weeks at this point. She introduces herself to him and briefly mentions that she’s a bit peeved from her parents and needed a breather. Sebastian understood the sentiment wholeheartedly, but gave a general “That’s understandable.” Just as Sebastian was going to continue on his way to the beach, fast footsteps can be heard going their direction before a loud crash. Sam slipped on the wet floor and knocked over a nearby trash can. Sebastian and Abigail go to him (Abigail out of concern, Sebastian mostly because it was on the way to the beach regardless) to check if he’s okay.

Apparently, Sam was running late to work since usually he doesn’t work on a Friday, but Jojamart asked for him to come in and that was more than an hour ago. As Sam checks himself, Abigail sees the portable game console lying on the floor, and her eyes glimmer. They start a full conversation about the game he had on there, and notably, Sebastian sticks around to listen to them chat. The conversation goes on just long enough before Sam realizes that he’s still running late and gets ready to go to work. Abigail points out that the game might get damaged from the rain, if the fall didn’t initially break it. Sebastian pops open his umbrella and hands it to Sam, which he immediately thanks him as he checks the game to see that it is still working. He asks when he should return it to him, and Sebastian shrugs. Sebastian wasn’t expecting to talk to anyone today, and he’s been sticking around them for a good chunk of time at this point, so he wasn’t ready to actually say much beyond a quick “hi” and “bye”. Sam proposes the Saloon where there’s a billiards table, and Sebastian agrees, as a pretty decent pool player when he was younger. Abigail pops in and asks if she can tag along, and both of them agree, Sam with far more enthusiasm. Sam leaves, game turned on and being played, and all urgency to make to work dissipated.

Finally, Sebastian takes his leave, but Abigail asks if she could tag along to the beach. He declines, saying that he’d prefer to be alone for now, but will be okay with meeting up with her and Sam at the Saloon later in the day. With a lighthearted sigh, she nods her head and head back into the store.

From there, they made it their weekly hangout to go to the saloon, and they become closer and closer friends from that point onwards.

#stardew valley #stardew valley hcs #stardew valley headcanons #stardew abigail #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #stardew kent #stardew caroline #stardew pierre #stardew jodi #stardew demetrius #stardew ASS SQUAD #btw sam definitely broke Sebastian's umbrella out of carelessness and he had to get him a new one #sdv #sdv sam #sdv abigail #sdv sebastian

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