Where they fall in omegaverse Dynamics (stardew edition)
A/N: no i don’t know what’s wrong with me but now we all get to experience the inner workings of my mind :) enjoy OBVIOUSLY KIDS ARE NOT INCLUDED I was gonna do everyone but decided I didn’t know enough about a lot of the characters so only people I know :)this is hella old btw
Tw: sexual mentions, cursing, some insults to certain characters but like that’s not new here.
Genre: shitpost, headcanons
Masterlist
Alpha- top of the hierarchy. Dominant, and usually in charge. Hot heads and breeders.
Abigail- i think she would be an alpha that acts like a beta or omega. No one would actually know she’s an alpha until she loses her temper or goes off scent blockers or something.
Alex- typical dudebro and will be doing the breeding thank you. I feel like he would be a stereotypical alpha like this is a given.
Sebastian- DONT KILL ME PLS this is kinda biased because I know for a fact that I am literally Penny but an actual person and he is the one I am attracted to so naturally I want to put him here. I am probably delusional but I also think he could take charge so hmph.
Shane- can’t see him being bred bc i think he would be doing the breeding. When he takes control of his insecurities and stuff I think he could be super confident and leader like. Just needs to not be depressed.
Pierre- it’s his personality tbh. Like while I desperately do not want him to be in this category based on how much I dislike him, he would go into this category purely because of how he acts. He wants the most money, he’a the “man of the house” and provider, he has a temper he would just be an annoying alpha.
Kent- sexy hawt military man is obviously an alpha. There is no way he is being bred, there is no way he is going to be the homemaker, being an alpha is literally the only thing that makes sense for him.
Mr.Qi - he gives off alpha vibes, no omega or beta could be this confident and mysterious for absolutely no reason other than just being that way idk.
Evelyn - she gives off the vibes that when she and George were younger they were the “it’s fine/HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES” couple. I think she could whoop somebody’s ass back in the day.
Robin- she is the woman with a business, she is providing, she is building, she is alpha no question about it.
Gunther- it’s the way he tips his hat idk. Also the way he’s just like “oh you don’t have any cool artifacts? Get out of my face then.” Maybe not that mean but like vibes.
Sandy- HAVE YOU SEEN HER? she is alpha, the would never be a beta or omega that is not her style at all sorry.
Marlon- man kills monsters for a living. Like no omega is going to waste time on that or even do that if I’m honest. Leave monster killing to the people who don’t have other things to do.
Pam- she gives off alpha that had their omega leave them vibes and that’s why she’s a crappy mother because it was not supposed to be her job.
Lance- literally a fighter/adventurer. The man protects and attacks he has to be an alpha, there is no way an omega can do this, and due to him being an active adventurer, and him being protective makes him more alpha than beta.
Olivia- an alpha mother that wants her beta son(spoiler) to be more like her. She active in getting money, or at least I think she has stocks. And she’s more ambitious than I think an omega or beta would be.
Andy-is this because he gives off asshole vibes? Mayhaps. He just seems like he’s an alpha whose family left him so he’s bitter at the world. A corpo slave to so where else would he go?
Suki- boss bitch that actually sneaks into the capital(or whatever it is) and steals and gets other people to give her contraband so she can sell it to bitches at a high price for her risking her life. Would never bow down to anyone.
Beta- in the middle simply because they are neither dominant nor submissive. They do not give off smells nor do they have heats or ruts. Basic people tbh.
Emily- she is just vibes. No amount of sex or heats or ruts or pheromones will bother her. She is above that and is too busy making clothes for birds.
Leah- I think she would literally just be middle ground because she gives off those vibes. Also because I think she could possibly end up with either an alpha or omega, it literally doesn’t matter to her.
Maru- she is literally just science. I am sorry but there is no time for breeding and going feral because of heats, she needs to make this robot and she needs to make it now.
Harvey- I also would’ve put him in Omega but since he is a doctor I feel like that means he is a beta. Like I don’t think alpha or omegas would be able to have this job since instincts and stuff are a major part in how they act. Betas would be able to ignore everything else and just work idk.
Clint- doesn’t give omega vibes but definitely is not an alpha. Like not to jump on the Clint hate train, but he gives off angry beta vibes that wishes he was an alpha. He doesn’t have confidence, and he seems like a loser tbh. He probably wishes he was an alpha to get Emily, or even any girl that he likes, but doesn’t realize that she and maybe even the rest don’t really care if he’s an alpha or not so he’s mad for nothing.
Morris- he is literally just a worker bee. No sex, no love, just working and getting to the top and having money. The man is only ruled by money, no amount of good smelling things and sexy prospects will entice him.
Willy- a man who just wants to fish. He also gives off alpha vibes, but I think he is too comfortable to be around and too chill and level headed to be an alpha. Love him.
Magnus- I think he just magically made himself a beta in order to not have any distractions. Was married once, it was a mistake, he impregnated a person that lives in Pelican Town (*cough* Caroline *cough*) and she went back to her husband so he doesn’t want any other distractions. It’s only time for magic and protecting the town.
Linus- cannot be an alpha or omega and be comfortable living alone in a tent. He is just a nature man and it would not make any sense for him to be anything but a beta.
Demetrius- like father like daughter, the only thing that matters is science he just somehow ended up with a hot wife. She is happy being a provider and he is happy doing his science.
Grandpa- I have no idea I refuse to put him under either because it’s either admitting he is fuckable and submissive or dominant and a fucker. Absolutely not.
Lewis- hate him he has baby balls with how he treats Marnie, yeah he’s a leader being mayor, but no true alpha would act like this. He’s an asshole that is making himself seem like an even bigger asshole in an attempt to seem like an alpha.
Victor- is only ambitious about things he cares about, which is similar to the others on this list. Doesn’t wish to really do anything with his life other than what he is passionate about, like bridges.
Susan- all she wants to do is be on her farm as far as I know. I would’ve put her in alpha but she doesn’t give off those vibes she just seems normal? Like she’s able to take charge but won’t if she doesn’t have to?
Omega - definition of submissive and breedable. At the bottom of the hierarchy and their main purpose is to breed and serve the alphas. Sadge.
PENNY- the literal definition of submissive and breedable. Like yes? This is her actual dream? She would love this.
Haley- has the personality of an Alpha but is not one. Just extremely bratty. The right person will make her submit naturally and not just because of her status.
Sam- sweet boy Sam is deffo an omega. Maybe not super submissive but I think that underneath the childishness he would be a good homemaker. Like I think that his relationship with his younger brother shows that he is on the more nurturing side rather than the I have to provide side.
Elliott- Elliott stans don’t hate me. But he gives off worshiper vibes and not the person being worshipped. Maybe it’s his love notes and letters but I think he would do good with an alpha he could serenade all day.
Caroline- I feel like only an omega could deal with Pierre. She always complains about him working all the time and how he behaves but she never does anything about it. Omega behavior.
Jodi- an omega that hates being an omega. She is in charge of child rearing, and is the homemaker but hates it. Wishes she could be a beta and wishes she could’ve waited to get married and have kids. She is so unhappy this is her biology.
George- Evelyn’s bitch. I’m sorry. But like we all know that George is Evelyn’s sub. Idc.
Marnie- the most obvious out of the villagers that isn’t a bachelorette. Like yearns for a family and marriage and romance. She wants it, she needs it, unfortunately attached herself to an asshole.
Gus- yes he is a business man, but all he cares about is feeding everyone and providing a place for them to Hang out. He is an omega that found his calling in serving people instead of having kids and we love him for it.
Sophia- this girl isn’t Alpha at all. Like bffr she’s depressed, shy, and quiet. And her hobby is cosplay. Girl is one hundred percent an omega. Even though she owns her parents company, I think she isn’t like business motivated, only is happy that it’s this company specifically and allows her to garden idk.
Claire- she is different from the others on this list. Because she is motivated, she wants to be an actress and does work and provide for herself. I think though if she met the right person that would provide while she chases her dreams she would like it. Even her hobbies seem soft to me (reading, ballet. )
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Started using Sai, and I decided to draw my current Stardew Valley PCs! Sylvie and Poma.
Sylvie is a whimsical and gentle young woman who can often be found foraging and gardening. She frequently stops to chat with the the Wizard, Linus, Caroline, Evelyn and George. She gives the air of being an old soul, and isn't quite human. I like to think Grandpa had a romance with some sort of nature spirit or something and thus came Sylvie. Who knows, its not set in stone!
Poma is the fresh faced cheery one, her origins align with the vanilla beginnings, where she was an fashion designer's assistant in a very high stress environment. A city girl through and through, she's getting used to the slow life. She's seen often chatting with Emily, Leah, Abigail, Sebastian, and Sam.
Both files are modded with Stardew Expanded and Ridgeside Village, but I still have to meet everybody for the latter. So their romance options are not set in stone~
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Would I give them head?
A/N: I am so sorry for this I'm writing it at 3 am and I couldn't get it out of my head. I've been giggling for the past 10 minutes like a 7th grader. Also if you are reading this let me know if I should do something special for 50 followers. I know it's not a lot but I am so grateful! If yes let me know what I should do!
Tw: sexual content. Not explicit but it like look at the title. Cursing.
Genre: headcanons nsfw
Wc: idk it depends on which person. Probably 2+ for each.
This is including almost every male stardew character(obviously no kids) plus ridgeside plus expanded but not all because I cannot remember every single character and I don't wanna research rn.
Masterlist
Sebastian
Duh no doubt about it
He is the love of my life (well one of them)
I would give him the best head wymmmmm
Sam
Yes boy deserves it
Golden retriever coded guys deserve good head idc
Shane
Love sad men it's a yes
Kinda wanna make him cry because it's so good.
Maybe I can cure him
Elliott
No
Sorry it's not that I dislike him he's just not my favorite?
Maybe once as a treat but no other time than that
Harvey
Yeah he's the doctor for a small town
I gotta
Maybe he will stop billing me everytime I die
Alex
No
I am not attracted to this man he is more bestie coded to me
If he asked i would allow him a handjob I guess
Gus
Nope
Maybe he gets a Lil handjob as a treat because his food is good
Gunther
Maybe?
He kinda-
But not enough idk....
George
The reason I am writing this r n
The answer is no but the thought of doing it made me cackle
Lewis
Absolutely not
Fuck you old man
Pierre
NO
I hate this lying ass bitch I give you a kick
Willy
No sorry
He prolly smells like fish and salt and I am not fond
Love him tho stinky man
Kent
YES
would give him the sloppiest toppy known to man
He deserves it he needs it i want it pls bless me
I could beat Jodi's ass if it comes to it idc
Victor
Yes
I find him quite cute overlooking his slight classism.
Also for standing up to his mom for himself love that him
Demetrius
No
I'd rather give Robin head
He deserves no head for being crappy stepdad
Marlon
No
As much as I like him he probably does not shower
Also he is for the marnie's only
Clint
No
I wanna punch him so bad
Mr Qi
Maybe?
I don't find him attractive
But at the same time I find him mysterious and the might just be enough to convince me
Grandpa
HA
HAAAAAAA
no what is wrong with you
Andy
No
Prolly tastes like battery acid
He also gives off racist vibes
Wizard
Yeah
He's chill he can get some head
Morris
Maybe for a discount
Im equating Joja to Coke and I like coke
So only if he promises to give me a discount on stuff I want
Phillip
YES
Another love of my life
It was unexpected for me to love him but he is so cute to me
June
Yuperoni pepperoni
We love a man who is talented
Could easily convince me to give him head if he plays the piano for me ngl
Jeric
Maybe
I love but also hate him
He also gives off bestie vibes
Shiro
Yeah
I feel like he needs it:(
Ezekiel
No
I do however wanna smack his bald head
Not in a mean hateful kid of way I just wanna smack it
Lorenzo
Dilf Ngl
Maybe its because of his name idk
Answer is yes
Kimpoi
It was here where I started looking up characters bc i felt bad for leaving them out
No thank you I will not
Lance
Don't know much about him but I think hes cute so yes
His hair is cool
Isaac
Again don't know much about him hopefully he is not a child
But yeah he's cute so he gets a Lil head from me
Ian
If he takes a shower yes
Otherwise no
Kenneth
Yeah
I like his hair and I think he's cool for being an electrician
I know nothing else about him
Sean
Yeah he's cute so he can have some head
Im so sorry for not knowing im too busy simping over Seb and Phillip ngl
Anton
Uhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhhhhmaybe?
Im not attracted but unattracted to him so sure
Bryle
No
He reminds me of family
Like his face
Jio
Yea
As I have said before I love a mysterious man
Love a man with a sword
Zayne
I have no idea what this is
But I guess??
Have no reason to hate him so sure
Bert
No
He looks stinky :((
I also feel like his wife would beat my ass
Freddie
No
He is for the Lola's only
I also feel like he wouldn't be able to feel it
Mr Aguar
No
I do not enjoy his face
Pika
Simply because im assuming his food is good
I'll say sure simply for free food
Richard
No
So sorry
But no
Sonny
I will give him a platonic handjob
He deserves it bc he's a butler and probably does not get a day off with this family
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