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not-a-spiderplant · 21 hours
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I ❤️ beating acephobes with hamsters
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not-a-spiderplant · 1 month
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Me literally anytime I go on Ao3
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not-a-spiderplant · 1 month
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It’s always “I want a partner” this “I wanna f*ck” that. Bro I just wanna have picnic with my friends 😭
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not-a-spiderplant · 1 month
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“Love is in the air”
Okay???? Ew???? Can we get it out please????
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not-a-spiderplant · 24 days
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Happy international Asexuality day guys!
You can give me all your money via cash or card :)
It’s Autism month too so y’all better pay up
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not-a-spiderplant · 25 days
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Trans people on march 31st:
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Trans people every other day of the year:
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not-a-spiderplant · 1 month
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My biggest fear is that one day one of my two irl friends that have Tumblr will stumble upon one of my posts and go “wait a second, is this about me?” or “Huh this sounds like Spiderplant” and then they will stalk my account and realize that they know me and I think I will just explode right then and there because no one I know irl is allowed to see the silly little thoughts that I share with the internet
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not-a-spiderplant · 1 month
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WHY IS MY POST THE TOP POST UNDER THE AO3 TAG?!??!??!??
This is absolutely wild guys I did not realize I was this relatable and/or funny
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not-a-spiderplant · 29 days
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“Tumblrs dead”
Literally us:
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not-a-spiderplant · 29 days
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IVE BEEN SUPER BOOPED?!?!!??!?
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not-a-spiderplant · 1 month
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No joke I need someone to sit me down and explain to me what romantic attraction is because I just don’t get it 😭
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not-a-spiderplant · 11 days
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“You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me”
Hurts in a very certain way
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not-a-spiderplant · 1 month
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Me when my posts get reblogged by @aroacesafeplaceforall
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not-a-spiderplant · 1 month
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HELLO???? THERES 45 OF YOU NOW???? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN??? 😭😭😭
HI GUYS!!!!
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not-a-spiderplant · 1 month
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Tbh I was never afraid when I came out to my friends as non binary or when I thought I was a lesbian, but now that I know I’m aroace I don’t want to tell them because I’m worried they’ll think differently of me which is probably silly since they’re all queer/super chill allys and I know they understand asexuality but I don’t know of anyone irl that is aro or know someone who is so I’m scared they won’t get what it is or think that I’m weird because of it :/
Why isn’t aromanticism talked about more? :(
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not-a-spiderplant · 11 days
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Anyone else notice the amount that religion/heaven/hell/angels/etc is mentioned in this album
It’s quite a bit
It has to mean something right???
@taylorswift @taylornation
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