I actually did it I made Neil Gaiman's Bagels!!!
Here's a picture of them freshly out of the oven :D
But please someone tell me is barley flour even real?! Did Neil invent it?! Because I searched 4 supermarkets in and outside my town as well as two local eco stores and I found everything, EVERYTHING except for barley flour. I mean, it worked without it but I was so annoyed. They are a little flat because by the time I got back from my little odyssey it was already kinda late so I shaped them and threw them into the fridge and, well, wasn't my best idea :')
But they really REALLY taste amazing, so much better than anything you can buy at the bakery <3 (in fact so amazing that I made another batch of dough :)
This is the post where Neil shared his recipe btw:
https://www.tumblr.com/neil-gaiman/708749898953179136/hi-neil-why-did-you-stop-making-bagels-what-did
If you have sourdough started I highly recommend you give it a try ;)
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Ghost: I could kill you right now
Soap who touched one of his priceless knife collection: But you won’t-
Ghost: JOHNNY I WILL PUNCH YOU
Soap: BUT YOU WO-
(Ghost proceeds to punch him)
Soap laying on the floor with a bloody nose: So worth it, LT
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Imagine Sydney getting offered her own restaurant and she can have her dream spot and be in full control by a poacher because they want to work with her. The poacher sees all the great work that’s went into the Bear and they head about the dishes she’s made and they want Sydney, and Carmy hears about it.
Carmy and Sydney have that argument that is obviously being built up too and by the end it completely mirrors the “Sydney quitting scene”. Carmy is just angry that Sydney was going to walk out on him and all the work they’ve put in. (It’s shown in the freezer scene that the memory of Sydney quitting enrages him, if you look at the montage). So when he hears the inside scoop from someone else that Sydney is leaving, his eyes go bloodshot.
He ends up saying crazy shit like “If you want to leave, leave. I don’t need you. Just leave.”
And Sydney is confused (to mirror Carmy in the quitting scene) like “What? What? Leave?”
And Carmy is just doubling down and spiraling like Mikey, refusing to let her in, pushing her out. “Just leave, I don’t want you here. So go.”
And Sydney just looks so heartbroken as she collects her things but the silence is palpable. And Carmy is fuming and refuses to look at her like the last time. Later, he runs into the poacher/inside scoop person/whomever.
And they’re like “It’s wild how people work.”
And Carmy is quiet but refuses to acknowledge that he regrets what he said. And says something along the lines of “Sydney got what she wanted. Good for her.”
And the person is just like “such a shame though.”
“What’s a shame?”
“That she turned it down.”
“What?”
“Yeah, she said she didn’t want to leave. That she didn’t want the offer.”
And the whole world just collapses on Carmy because he realizes what he did and what he said to her.
I KNOW ITS ANGST! I know! Fic writers, is this something?
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Lady Ramkin's bosom rose and fell like an empire.
-Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards! when Lady Ramkin faced the mob.
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Look i reread Guards! Guards! just to find this magnificent line again
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If they knew sweet little you
They'd end up loving you too
da bebis and da mamas :'))))
song: Baby Mine by Betty Noyes
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i was debating whether to give yonal his original brown hair to match with his momma but i also wanted to show how early his metamorphmagus abilities came about fjdhfhah
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brain rotting so hard over these damn skeletons
a scene from chapter 25 of spilled ink by im_sorry_buddy from when nightmare jumpscared dust 🥰
ugh i could NOT get them out of my head! whatever gets me drawing i guess!
“expect it to be done marinating in a few days” more like about 15 hours 🙄
anywho i’m officially sending out invitations to my wedding to my favorite brush, dry ink the pre-downloaded clip studio paint brush
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I forget if I posted this yet but full coloured tattoo!
Jeepers creepers it hurts a whole heck of a lot. This is the biggest piece I’ve gotten so far & whoof. Ouchie
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