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What saved the world in Dracula:
the power of friendship!
the power of document review
the power of being rich as hell.
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the ffxiv femroe population once hrothgals come out
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This goes out to all the younger JQ stans.
You can smack-talk older Joseph Quinn stans until you’re blue in the face.
The fact is Time is a BITCH and she’s comin’ for your ass too.
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Ok but is there a bakudeku fic where bakugo and bakusquad are a police officers and deku and deku squad are firefighters....
And they have the guns and hoses competition every year. And the cops are more worried about reputation and status and the firefighters actually care about saving people.
And of COURSE throw some Romeo and Juliet shit in there, except the parts where everyone fuckin dies, leave that out. But like the forbidden love shit.
And they play pranks on each other like you see on tiktok.
And the goddamn calendars. Both sides have piles of calendars from the other side but it's a fuckin' /secret/ ok?!?! Maybe to gawk, or maybe to make fun of, I don't really care. They just have them and it would be hella embarrassing for the other side to find out.
Anyway, I'm not writing it. Probably. *Whispering* please steal this idea and send me the results.
#bakudeku#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#mha#mha fanfiction#snarky speaks#fucking please i want certain things#maybe something close already exists#help plz
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"i'm sally jackson's son"
#that's his mom!!!#side note but i love how we see little hints of percy's snarkiness and personality in sally#like we got that in the books to an extent but it's a lot more obvious in the show#soda speaks#pjo series#pjo tv show#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#riordanverse#percy jackson#sally jackson
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another reason you should all be grateful for miss grimshaw, arthur wouldn't be the gentleman he is without her
#you just know she was the one to tell him off when he was rude and snarky#and taught him how to properly treat a lady. i mean. we see how dutch treats woman. hosea helped susan sure#but you know susan was the one who ultimately moldedhim into the gentleman he is#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#rdr2 arthur morgan#arthur morgan#rdr2 miss grimshaw#miss grimshaw#rdr2 susan grimshaw#susan grimshaw#strawberry speaks
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Nageki looks like a sweet, shy little library bird but he's actually severely depressed, done with everyone's noisiness, and a little mean sometimes and I love that for him
#he absolutely is a lonely guy with really bad self-hatred and easily one of the more selfless characters. he loves his friends#but he's also super snarky. fatalistic. he speaks politely but he's soooo judgey.#nageki my beloved#storyrambles#hatoful boyfriend#nageki fujishiro#i've wanted to write a nageki analysis for months but i doubt anyone would read it cause there are so few of us lol
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Y’all listen up @winniemaywebber and I have the perfect Tangled live action fancast
Rapunzel: Amita Suman (Shadow & Bone, Doctor Who)
Flynn Ryder/Eugene Fitzherbert: Anthony Boyle (Masters of the Air, Manhunt, Shardlake)
sources: we said so <3
#sage speaks#I desperately need a south asian rapunzel#and anto is just perfect for any Disney prince role but especially the snarky thief with a heart of gold#rapunzel#tangled#eugene fitzherbert#flynn rider#flynn ryder#anthony boyle#amita suman
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Sometimes I realize how much self-indulgent dirkjohn I made and it's like. Genuinely impressive to me. I'm impressed by my own art/fic and even analysis posts because damn, I miss my own energy, you mean I was able to just make shit up because I tend to be a little bit bonkers when I'm really passionate about something? For real?
#i did it with other things too but dirkjohn is one thing that keeps coming back when i least expect#they live in my head like freeloaders and never leave#just get quiet until i think about them literally out of nowhere#i was kinda spacing out in a bus the other day because there wasn't much to look at#and BOOM suddenly I intercept a dirkjohn braincell#they were talking about how to break the news about their relationship to the others btw#today I thought about earth c john accidentally conditioning dirk to be more honest#which just made dirk speak his mind and be a little more snarky in conversations he'd normally overthink in one way or another#john enjoys the mutual teasing and banter with this slightly more bitchy dirk who doesn't hold himself back#but other people like dave and jake aren't exactly prepared for his douche side even though they're supposed to be#but dirk was too afraid to disappoint them in any way#so he was actively biting his tongue on many occasions#dirk's most honest thoughts are mixed blessings#...and here's what I mean by 'freeloaders'#they just live their lives in my head#good for them#dirkjohn
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“you can just take guns to music concerts in the united states” some of these bitches need to never speak again and i’m so serious about that.
#SORRY??#if you think we’re pulling up to harry styles strapped#and you’re using that to back up some asinine argument ur making…every word that comes out of your mouth after that….#is laughable.#i swear to GOD.#no one is asking u 2 know the intricacies of state/federal laws in the usa i promise#but maybe be a little bit more informed before u speak on smth like gun violence like that. just a thought.#sorry but touchy subject!#the place i live in is devastated by the mass proliferation of firearms and ensuing violence#communities and CHILDREN and incalculable loss. and to see that being used for jokes or snarky comments or put downs??? it makes me irate#AND SPREADING INCORRECT INFORMATION TO MAKE THOSE SNARKY COMMENTS AT THAT!#vent post#so sorry im done now
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”Canaries should stay above ground.”
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Well, it’s good to know TMAGP is going to continue the proud tradition of absolutely horrifying lines. Cool, cool, cool…
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the plot of harrow the ninth is just
[scans harrowhark]
Unexpected Item in Bagging Area
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Me preparing for the inevitable Johnny Storm fan fics overtaking the Eddie Munson fan fics……
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I am ashamed of how long it took me to figure out that Sidon is just short for Poseidon...dag nabbit.
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Tessa is soo savage I love her here’s some Tessa dragging people in the first quarter of CA to brighten the timeline ✨
#s rereads tid#tessa gray#tid#s speaks#one of the protagonists of all time to me and my circles#tsc#snarky witch goddess …. Tessa and Sydney are so tethered to me witchy Aquarius girls who got dismissed as boring when they’re actually thee#funniest most savage people
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ik hunter being a dad to omega is like the main thing in these parts but as a sibling who is 11 years younger than his older brother i think some Lilo And Nani-esque opportunities are being missed
#look the 11 year sibling age difference is its own dynamic ok#you would not call nani lilo's mom#tbb#the bad batch#hunter#omega#tbb hunter#the bad batch hunter#tbb omega#the bad batch omega#.txt#my own sibling dynamic is probably more comparble to the hypothetical crosshair & omega dynamic re#re: 'he's a snarky pieceashit asshole but we love him'#so i cant relly speak on the aforementioned hunter Opportunities#but i know theyre there. i know in my soul
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