snarky-wallflower
don't be scared of the dark/that's where the dreaming starts
she/her. should be writing. ao3: SnarkyWallflower. icon by its-short-for-jackalope. Hatchetfield has taken over my brain.
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Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck
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"well if it's not androgynous what should a nonbinary person look like??" ***EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER SOUND*** WRONG!!!! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!!!!!!! NOBODY "SHOULD" ANYTHING!!!! THAT IS NOT WHAT QUEERNESS IS ABOUT!!!!! GO TO THE CALM DOWN CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID.
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Window wings, fragile panes
Shield me from the dark
Warm me with your spark
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Full resolution images and painting videos on Patreon
Part of my glass wings series
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okay these have been sitting in my drafts for SO LONG now and I haven't made any more while I've been waist-deep in my Pulp brainrot so might as well set these ones free lmao
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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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Hatchetfield OC emoji ask game!! (redux)
Hey folks, I polished up this old ask game of mine bc I wanted to do it again! Feel free to rb if you'd like to do this yourself! Remember to list out your ocs in the tags if you're playing, and specify which oc the question's about if you're sending in asks! I, personally, will be taking asks for my four ocs, Jasper Mckenzie, Ramona "Mo" Phillips, Neferata, and Nicolas Agresta-Chaput.
⭐ - Does your HF oc have a Touch of the Gift? If so, what's their power, and does anyone else know about it? If not, do they know anybody with a Touch of the Gift?
👪 - Does your HF oc have any relations to any canon HF characters, be it familial, platonic, romantic, or what have you?
🎵 - How would your HF oc have been infected during the events of TGWDLM?
🍯 - What does your HF oc do to celebrate the Honey Festival? If applicable, would they ever enter the Honey Queen pageant?
😈 - Which Lord in Black would be most likely to target your HF oc?
⛺ - Did your HF oc ever go to Camp Idonwannabang? If so, what was that like for them?
🪓 - On a scale of 1-10, how much does your HF oc enjoy living in Hatchetfield?
🤢 - What are your HF oc's thoughts on Clivesdale? Do they hate it as passionately as the rest of the town seems to, or are they just kind of ambivalent? Or- god forbid, do they actually feel positively towards the town on the other side of the Nantucket?
🎭 - If your HF oc were to appear in Hatchetfield canon, which cast member would you want to play them?
📝 - Did your HF oc go to Hatchetfield High or Sycamore?
🤓 - What is/was your HF oc like during high school? Were they considered cool, or just another nerdy prude? Did/do they have any teachers they were particularly fond of? Any notable clubs they were in?
👻 - Does your HF oc believe in any of the local Witchwood legends?
💰 - How would your HF oc have handled the events of Black Friday? How hard would they have fallen into Wiggly mania? Would they have survived?
💀 - How privy is your HF oc to the darker goings-on around town, like the shady work of CCRP or the Church of the Starry Children?
🌁 - Does your HF oc have any kind of reputation around town? Have they ever been the subject of townie gossip, or the center of a well-known town story, ala "Becky Barnes climbed a tree and stayed there for two days"?
✍️ - Have you written or are you planning to write any fics about your HF oc?
❗- Just name a random fun fact about your HF oc! It can be anything!
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edit: forgot the sweater comic
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fuck it, tinky time 🐐💛📦
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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
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Hey! I have a redbubble up and running now!
I'll be adding tons more designs and artwork in the future but there's already some pretty neat stuff available, if I do say so myself... 😇👉🏻👈🏻
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bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan
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ONE HOUR AGO: the zionist protesters at the gates of columbia are actually being aggressive bigots after a week and some change of accusing student protesters of that very thing.
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