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altairring ยท 1 year
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So, remember when Rio whispered something to Silvio? He said this:
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Idk why I expected Rio to say some stupid thing like โ€œI hope you step on shit.โ€
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incorrect-riordanverse ยท 1 month
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watched ep 3 & 4 of the pjo show. here are random thoughts:
ep 3
ive said before that ive put off watching the pjo show after episode 2 because the pacing seemed like a rush of getting from story checkpoint to story checkpoint and it never sat in one place long enough to actually grip me. episode 3 started off like that too, before the trio went on the quest. i only started to really like it when they were on the bus together and more of their dynamic was shining. theyre so funny bru.
i like all the acting but leah jeffries and aryan simhadri are CARRYING SO HARD. its like they took annabeth exactly how i imagined her out of my head and plopped her on screen and im so shocked at the accuracy??? her attitude and side eyes and sass is perf. and simhadriโ€™s grover is insane because (dont come for me) i actually like the show version of him better than i did in the book ๐Ÿ˜ญ perhaps reading him was rocky and i interpreted him wrong but seeing him on screen makes me SO attached to him. like in the books he always seemed like a sort of third wheel and annabeth and percy were outshining him so much but heโ€™s actually slaying the show. i love him lots.
i like the dichotomy between percy and annabeth. their dynamic is already so juicy, especially with how they view both their godly and mortal parents. you can see some of their fatal flaws already shining through UGH i love them
i like medusa WAY more in the show. she seems so menacing yet classy and much more multifaceted. my only complaint was that she died way too quickly. there was so much build up in tension only for her to get one-tapped and it was honestly disappointing.
LIN MANUEL MIRANDA SPOTTED ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿซต
dialogue was great in this episode, btw.
ep 4
dream sequence went so hard -> โ€œjust breathe mummy โ˜บ๏ธ youโ€™ll always be here ๐Ÿ˜โ€ *cuts to percy alone on a desolate plane where she is, in fact, not here*
sighhh sometimes i forget these kids are just twelve and theyre literal BABIES and percy just misses his mum ๐Ÿ™
annabeth exposition time. a comment on all the expositionโ€” thereโ€™s always something each episode but i think the show is doing a well enough job of not dumping everything in a way thats spoon-feedy to audience or in a way that makes viewers feel overwhelmed. theyre breaking information up nicely (imo).
echidna is slaying so hard. sorry but the villains are actually eating the whole dish up. mwah no balls.
its giving โ€œim not a monster, im a motherโ€ ๐Ÿ”ฅ
fight scene annoyed me again but at least the mother of all monsters wasnโ€™t ONE TAPPED. but i was annoyed because the monster was not thrashing him around as much as it had the opportunity to and it was giving plot armour im so sorry. might be cause of budget or target audience/rating though idk. the commentary of the show seems more mature however.
anyways yurr those are my observations. i like these last two eps more than the first two so maybe i should let this series cook.
remember to pirate this show if ur gonna watch it!!
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moralesmilesanhour ยท 6 months
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Ooh wait I forgot to do this. Seems like an appropriate time so [game show music plays]
Malika's official spiderverse ranking (REAL)!
(Excluding Miles G and Miles' family sorry guys)
Miles Morales โ€ผ๏ธ
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Duh. He's like, the Main Guy and the reason why most of us are here. He's weird!! He's lame!! He's smart and annoying about it!! Just like me fr ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ hope he gets therapy soon and maybe some meds
2. Hobie Brown
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Lives up to his character description in every way possible. He IS an anarchist and he WAS in fact, "this cool the whole time". Bonus points for being the first guy to fuck off to his dimension the minute he did what he had to do (help the youth and ruin Miguel's day). Extra points for Gender
3. Pavitr Prabhakar
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He just debuted and he's already got several iconic one-liners under his belt. Banger suit redesign and FAWK Marvel for that first costume โ€ผ๏ธ It's really the curly fringe that does it for me like EATTT
4. Margo Kess
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Idgaf she's literally goated. Had she gotten more screen time slhe would've been number 3 tbh. She's here to slay and found a way to stay her ass at home while being part of an elite Spider Squad. Women in stem
5. Jessica Drew
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"But she's on Miguel's side!" And wrdgaf ๐Ÿคฃ she beats bitches up not just with webs but with A MOTORCYCLE!! And she's one of the only Spideys not masked Jessica is literally here to clock in, do her job, and clock out. She's #real I can't take that away from her. Bonus points for Issa Rae
6. Spot
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I know. Look, I KNOW. But this is quite literally one of the most genius and thematically-coherent supervillain reveals I have ever seen in a superhero movie. HE WAS THE BAGEL GUY I WAS SO GAGGED! I left the theater and had to stare at a wall like this is excellent usage of pre-existing comic book characters to further one of the movie's messages, which is to not underestimate people!
7. Gwen Stacy
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DONT GET MAD AT ME FOR PUTTING HER BELOW SPOT I CAN EXPLAIN
Okay look, she's cool. She's a punk that does ballet and she is part of the Hailee Steinfeld Cool Girl Industrial Complex. But she hasn't done anything that blows my mind yet and she clearly wasn't taking Hobie's advice like girl sjdlslk. I also doc points for pissing me off so sorry to her. On god we gon get you a girlfriend and some therapy as well ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ
8. Miguel O'Hara
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Ohh brother this guy STINKSโ€ผ๏ธ But they went sooo crazy w his character design shout out to Kris Anka. Bonus points for Oscar Isaac but minus points again for throwing a trash can at a high schooler. He only eats cafeteria food and has NO BITCHES! But upon reading about his character backstory ive decided that this guy is so unhinged and pathetic that it is now comical. Therefore I can't hate him. LEWSER
9. Peter B Parker
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Sorry peepaw we're gonna have to put you down. At least Miguel can say that he has strong principles and believes in his own flimsy theory out of trauma. Miguel also doesn't really know Miles, , but Peter MENTORED HIM. Bro literally helped train living, breathing proof that anything was possible and that there was no "right" way for Spider-Man's story to go and he still let Miguel convince him otherwise. YOU HAVE A BABY THAT WOULD NOT EXIST WITHOUT MILES! Sir you may be a genius but you are not smart. Then he has the nerve to insult this kid's intelligence multiple times like don't piss me off. The betrayal puts him lower than Miguel because you've disappointed me peepaw ๐Ÿ’” and put a coat on that baby. I love him but he SUCKS
That's it ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ please don't take this too seriously these characters are not real and thus cannot read this and I'm also kind of joking here
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simplysimpingsimp ยท 2 years
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helloo can i have platonic headcanons for the hashira reacting to a new hashira who is half demon. They have a blood demon art and can walk in the sun but has very sharp teeth and horns. Also they dont eat humans instead they eat demons for power kinda like genya.
Hi hi anon! First of all I donโ€™t know if thatโ€™s spoilers for people about Genya so Iโ€™m so sorry to anyone who saw that โ€” pretend you didnโ€™t see โ€” so in the future if you include something in your post that hasnโ€™t been animated yet, please include spoiler warning โ€” I myself have read the manga but not everyone has so please please be cautious of that TOT But anyway, thank you so very much for being patient with me in getting your request out ToT Iโ€™m so sorry for taking literally forever to get to you TwT but anyway! Heck yeah you can have this 0:!! I like this idea for a hashira thatโ€™s the demon pillar or something like that! As always, Iโ€™m super sorry for any mistakes!! Please let me know if thereโ€™s anything youโ€™d like for me to fix or change, I will gladly do so <3
๐ŸŒผโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐ŸŒผ
๐ŸŒผ ๐šˆ๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐™ป๐š˜๐šŒ๐šŠ๐š• ๐™ต๐š›๐š’๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š•๐šข ๐™ณ๐šŽ๐š–๐š˜๐š— ๐™ท๐šŠ๐šœ๐š‘๐š’๐š›๐šŠ ๐™ท๐™ฒ๐šœ
๐ŸŒผ ๐š”๐š—๐šข ๐šŸ๐šŠ๐š›๐š’๐š˜๐šž๐šœ ๐šก ๐š๐š—!๐š›๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ๐š›
๐ŸŒผ ๐š๐š. ๐š‚๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š˜๐š‹๐šž, ๐šƒ๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐šŽ๐š—, ๐š๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š˜๐š”๐šž, ๐™ผ๐š’๐š๐šœ๐šž๐š›๐š’
๐ŸŒผ ๐™ฟ๐š›๐š˜๐š—๐š˜๐šž๐š—๐šœ: ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐šข/๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š–
๐ŸŒผ ๐šƒ๐š†/๐š†๐šŠ๐š›๐š—๐š’๐š—๐š๐šœ: ๐š–๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š—๐šœ ๐š˜๐š ๐š‹๐š•๐š˜๐š˜๐š!
๐ŸŒผโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐ŸŒผ
๐Ÿฆ‹โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐Ÿฆ‹
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๐Ÿฆ‹โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐Ÿฆ‹
๐‘บ๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’๐’ƒ๐’–
definitely had her doubt initially about a half demon joining their ranks but Oyakata explained to them their condition
Initially would often give them side glances of disgust though she hid them well with friendly smiles
That was until one day she was saved by them
Though Y/n did suffer a major injury, she watched them recover quickly as if it was nothing because they consumed the demon they slayed before it disintegrated
Shinobu was definitely interested in studying them and surprisingly they were alright with it in exchange for a cup of tea and a fun conversation
She definitely thought they were an interesting person when studying their blood samples and their personality TT
Sometimes sheโ€™d tease them for their sharp teeth, โ€œMy my someoneโ€™s drifted out from the seaโ€ and sometimes would call them her own shark and that they should have been the shark pillar instead
But hey itโ€™s all in good fun, they got to tease her for her height and for being a nerd lol
Shinobu ended up enjoying their pleasant company, especially when they would gossip together
Their duo name ended up being โ€˜The Councilโ€™ because they were often seen snickering together
๐Ÿฆ‹โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐Ÿฆ‹
๐ŸŽโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐ŸŽ
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๐ŸŽโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐ŸŽ
๐‘ป๐’†๐’๐’ˆ๐’†๐’
mans definitely had the intention to kill them on sight โ€” flamboyantly of course
But then he heard they were the Demon Pillar
Visible โ€˜the fuckโ€™ face โ€” heโ€™s supposed to trust a half demon??
He would eye them rather suspiciously especially when they got close
Uzui wouldnโ€™t admit it out loud in the early stages of friendship, but he thought the appearance of their blood art was rather flamboyant and almost god like
Would take a lot to convince him that they werenโ€™t going to harm any human, what it took was saving one of his wives from a demon
Now he treats them like a younger sibling and though he encourages for them to call him โ€˜anikiโ€™ or a god all he gets is a raspberry and a smug smile when his wives scold him for bullying them
But hey besties for life and free hugs from his wives TwT โ€” Y/n gets 4 besties basically
๐ŸŽโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐ŸŽ
๐Ÿ”ฅโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐Ÿ”ฅโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐‘น๐’†๐’๐’ˆ๐’๐’Œ๐’–
Would also be really hesitant to accept them even though they had Ubayashikiโ€™s approval and everything
Whenever they would be sent on to missions together, he would be surprisingly quiet and more observant
He would admire their level headedness and how quickly they were able to analyze the situation and come up with a plan
Kyojuro would definitely be impressed by their fighting skills and how impactful their blood art was
Friendship would initially start with him saying he disliked them for being a half demon but they would grow on him, especially with the small smiles theyโ€™d throw in his direction that radiated humanity
He appreciated when they would offer him some of their snacks and when they would be on the look out for him
His apology for saying he disliked them was rather sweet because of the light blush on his cheeks
โ€œDonโ€™t worry, I understand where youโ€™re coming from. Iโ€™m glad that you think of me as a friend now,โ€ they would say happily
Now they are pranksters together and often are the loudest ones though they do it to match his energy
๐Ÿ”ฅโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐Ÿ”ฅ
๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝโ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐Ÿ’•
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๐Ÿ’•โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐Ÿ’•
๐‘ด๐’Š๐’•๐’”๐’–๐’“๐’Š
definitely thought they were a little scary at first because of the horns and sharp teeth โ€” but then she realized how beautiful they were TT probably would secretly fangirl
Mitsuri at first was really cautious of them because of Obanaiโ€™s own objections but she wanted to get to know them
She ended up getting close to them because of their shared love of food โ€” though they often consumed demons more than human food
Mitsuri would cook all sorts of things for Y/n for the sake of finding what tasted best for them and to no surprise it was her Sakura Mochi TT
She was constantly impressed by their breathing style and the blood art they possessed when they consumed demons
She thought the change in their eye color was amazing and how brave they were when they would dive into battle with their blood art TT
Definitely would become closer friends as they shared tips with each other on flexibility and whenever she would style their hair
Mitsuri would love spending as much time with them as possible, especially sharing meals with each other and recipes
๐Ÿ’•โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”๐Ÿ’•
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maeum-your ยท 2 years
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alexa play so high by doja cat, thank u ๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ
*clears throat* so we all have gathered here, to one and only, same as well, event. we have so far: lost our minds, cognitive functions and braincells. the reason behind this is very clear: park jong-seong. and ofc: MINNIEโ€ผ
like i always say: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
and like i also like to say: SKWKWODMDKWSOODKDNSMSOFOCKSKSOCOXOSKSKCKFKDKSKSKFKD
so my thoughts are those above, exactly ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ˜
joking i will jump into a full review now๐Ÿ”ฅ u didnt tease us for good 40min just so i scream in ur inbox for a few lines๐Ÿคฅ
first of all: the MOTHER. clearly should leave the scene, leave everyone alone including her kids. yn doesnt deserve this bitch, she's a bitch. jail for her, and LOOK, this is a warning to her: if u see ME in the streets, RUNโ€ผ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ i will fucking catch u and drag ur nasty self to the POLICE ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
second: party party yey๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ƒ crazy tbh just crazy idk what to say ab the girls but just that they're ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ’— i mean i love them๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜ณ loved to see more of their friendship too OMG I LIVE FOR FRIENDSHIPS WHEN U DETAIL THINGS AB THEM IS SO SUAJSJS I LOVE IT
thrid: jake๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’•(yes jake is a whole topic even though he had 2 scenes, he my man๐Ÿฅฐ) ohhh my poor lil furry my dear grrr grrr my smol barker don't be sad, u make me sad๐Ÿ˜” wdym u doing wrongs u dont do wrongs u only do rights and the right thing u should to now is get my number๐Ÿ˜‰ and my heart (but that's already urs๐Ÿ˜†) hihihihi ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ’•
fourth: park jong-seong๐Ÿ˜ณ omg im too stunned to speak ab him but wow wowowowowowowowowiwow sirens i see colors i see god im ๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ rn cuz HELLAUR U BIAS WRECKED ME W THAT WHOLE MAKE OUT SCENE I DONT HATE U BOO WANNA KISS AND MAKE BABIES IK WHAT BABY MEANS IT MEANS U WANNA GET DRUNK AND NASTY W YN BUT PLSSSSSSS CALM DOWN UR HORNY ASS ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ JUNGWON DOESN'T NEEDS TO BE AN UNCLE RN โ€ผโ€ผโ€ผ
five: the fucking anon. a bitch. lia. bitch. disgrace. unfortunately will have to swallow her her cuz im sure she will be there for more time so let's make this clear: heeseung ain't urs. beware me. im not a girl. not a men. im a menace. im here to hunt u. im here to deal w problems. and u re one now. run.
thanks for the amazing chapter here like minnie idk what to say rn just feel but u SLAYED RHE WHOLE THING PLSSSS ILYSM MUAW MUAW ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ณ U SAW ME SCREAMING SO U KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED AND I LOVE UR WRITING UR DESCRIPTION U DESERVE AN AWARD ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†
LET ME JOIN YOU IN THE SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HOPE MY NEXT BREATH WILL BE MY LAST WHY ARE ALL THE Y/N'S WINNING IN LIFE??????
no fr her mom is an abuser, she ACTUALLY belongs to jail i just hope that y/n and won can get away from her as soon as possible ๐Ÿ’”
YES WE NEEDED TO SEE MORE OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS AND WRITTEN CHAPTERS ARE PURRFECT FOR THAT ๐Ÿฅณ
he'd be glad to see that someone is still interested in him after he literally made all of the girls stay away from him. jake is def staying bitchless in this one and i feel so sorry ๐Ÿ˜ญ sunghoon's game is bad too but at least he seems to be getting somewhere with jimin LSJSLSJSJS
I'm sure they don't want to have babies, they just want to do what needs to be done to make them ๐Ÿคญ
LIA. STAY. AWAY. FROM. HEESEUNG. AND. Y/N. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ I CAN GROWL BUT NOT IN A SEXY WAY GRRRRRR
YOUR SCREAMING MADE ME VERY HAPPY I AM SO GRATEFUL TO HAVE YOU LOVE YOU LITERALLY SO MUCH I'M CRYING
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