swerves insta stories 3/13/2024

this is how it went in canon, right?

This was the dynamic, right?

+blank for the meme potential

Remember these two?

This is them now. Feel old yet?

house md summary seasons 1-3

My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛this strain is called "House MD"😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw the ghost of your dead girlfriend

My buddy Wilson pacing: the patient is lying to us

they are so cuntress and some bi dude

Zoo-Wee Mama!

Gregory in Security Breach Ruin dlc:

Gregory in the actual main game:

I do not believe these are the same person

Recently I've been feeling a lot of Kutner love

“house doesn’t care about anyone” ok but then like why does he show up to pick 13 from prison with a martini in hand? literally everyone else had stopped giving a shit about what happened to her but house didn’t stop until he not only knew where she was but knew when she was getting out and on that day was immediately there for her like. “he just wanted to know what she did” yea but the martini. the fuckin martini!!! he didn’t have to bring her a drink at all let alone one that shows he actually Knows Her. i’m just saying if it was all just about the puzzle there wouldn’t have been a martini idc.

@greghatecrimes reminded me of you (sorry, idk how to attach a video in an ask, so i'm posting this separately)

it’s always House’s Head this Wilson’s Heart that. what about House Gives Wilson Head huh.