This meme flashed in my head a bit ago and I kept putting off making it because I was worried it’d be insulting (???) invasive, insensitive (??) idfk what word I’m looking for, but anyway:

Lucifer: Sooo, did you have a good time at your sleepover?

Charlie, dressed in all black with freshly dyed bangs: Ugh, dad, you're so lame. Leave me alone.

Lucifer:...

Lucifer, later, on the phone: Stolas could you explain to me why every time Charlie spends the weekend at your place she comes back with a new personality.

Stolas: Look, if you know what goes on in the heads of a couple of teenage girls you'd be the first.

i should probably get a normal hobby instead of squealing over fictional gay ppl, but i don’t think i will

hear me out chris is a no condom guy. mans loves RAW DOGGING IT

def. no questions asked.

"dw, i'll js pull out mamas"

stfu charlie holding issac's book when he's doing the javelin throw is such an unnecessary but cute detail? they had no reason to put that in there and it would have made no difference if it wasn't there, but that one shot of charlie clapping while holding issac's book is just so... real.

Hot Hazbin take:

I still think it was a wasted opportunity in the second episode that it was Charlie—and only Charlie—who continued to vouch for Sir Pentious and not Angel Dust.

Hear me out.

"It Starts With Sorry" starts right after we see Vox chewing out Pentious and calling him a failure, even going as far as telling him to off himself.

When I first watched the episode, I was 90% expecting a moment where Angel Dust (who had just outed Pentious as a mole) has a moment (even if it's just a blink-and-you-miss it change of expression) where he's like "Oh shit..." and clearly starts to see a bit of himself in Pentious, and thinks "maybe he and I aren't so different." And so he eventually (maybe a bit begrudgingly) sides with Charlie when she chooses to give him a second chance.

I mean, just minutes ago (in the same episode) we had the scene where Angel is listening to his voicemails from Valentino. They were clearly setting up parallels and yet... they didn't do anything with them for some reason?

I can't be the only one thinking this, right?

Bound copy of 'Custom Made' by stfustucky

maybe the feelingsiest smut I've ever read

i feel like everyone who says the heartstopper show is cringy forgets that they are literally 15. like 15 year olds are annoying idk what you expected.

:((

baba you aren't a monster, don't listen to stinky boss man

we love you

“wouldn’t it be super to see more of hell, join up now if you like travel, come on boys hop in the saddle, lotta sights to see en route to my hotel” makes me think that there were parts of Hell Charlie really had never seen before (she had already never been to Cannibal Town) and in between Charlie’s venting she was ooing and awing at the things she’d never seen before to Alastor who either listened silently or ignored her as he did when they arrived in CT LMAO

I'm gonna explain something in a way you'll understand. Six years ago I saw a fanfic of a canonically gay dude falling for reader, who was a girl. Not good, right? The full disregard of the character's canon sexuality?

Then stop doing it with Alastor. He wouldn't date Reader, or Lucifer, or anyone. Wouldn't fuck them either.

what is even going on on instagram

the poets were keating's beautiful boys </3

neil fake proposes to todd with a ring pop and todd says "no💖" but kisses neil and lets him put it on his finger anyway. this happens like once a month btw.

chris the typa guy to rip your panties off and when you whine and cry that it was your favorite pair he js says "shut up i'll buy you a new pair"

if there are three things i can talk about without ever getting bored it’s byler, solangelo, and narlie😍