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what's all this about a kotaro as afohiko child fic >:O you're making tenko afo's grandson? hana his granddaughter? the house = vault for all of afo's in-laws? i am clapping my hands together in prayer that sorahiko's remained free
SEE THE THING IS AFO DOESNT KNOW!!! HE HAS NO IDEA!!! here's what AFO knows about that whole situation:
He and his (now ex-)husband Sorahiko had a test tube baby. sonboy child was going to be his pride and joy!! until he got STOLEN
Sorahiko took the fucking kids
HE DIDNT EVEN NAME SONBOY CHILD!!! YOICHI JUNIOR!!!!!! SORAHIKO RAN OFF WITH HIM THE SECOND HE WAS GROWN ENOUGH TO SURVIVE OUTSIDE THE TUBE WHAT THE FUCK SORAHIKO
where the fuck did sorahiko go actually
FOUND EX HUSBAND!! where baby
theres no baby
what the fuck did you do with sonboy child, sorahiko
well. life expectancies for babies on the run i guess. maybe sonboy child didnt get those flamingo salinity tolerance crazy baby survival shigaraki genes
sora wont make another one! hes a hero now! what the fuck sorahiko part 2 electric boogaloo
man. this blows. no husband no baby no nothing what the hell
AT NO POINT!!! DOES HE EVER DEFINITIVELY DISCOVER THAT THE BABY IS EVEN ALIVE!!! HE SUSPECTS THE BABY IS DEAD BUT ALSO COULD BE ALIVE. SCHRODINGERS SONBOY.
NO CLUE WHERE HE IS THO. SORAHIKO YOU SNEAKY BASTARD
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Hello! Translation question about 398, re: when All Might mentions his family was killed… he uses the word 家族, right? Does it have any implication that he had sibling(s)? I checked jisho, but their definition pretty much boils down to ‘family’ (arguably, with 族 added, ‘clan’).
Kazoku is just the Japanese word for family. That word works the same as the word "family" does in English. There are no implications about the presence or lack of siblings. It's just as broad a term as it would be in English.
#signed ask#ask pika#shih-shoulda-had-it#my hero academia manga spoilers#final showdown spoilers#linguistics fun
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ask and receive! 5 more headcanons on Fantasy AU? i'm interested in the OfA as a means of suppressing demonic heritage...
OfA Stuff!
Yoichi never went through his Metamorphosis as he died before his time would have come. His magic was also incredibly weak, especially as he continued to pour it into his sword.
A majority of the One for All Holders were actually Human, but two of them actually came from families that specialized in Divine Magic. A magic that is known to be the one true counter to Demons, but also a magic that is almost extinct as a majority of the families with this magic were wiped out by both Iou and All for One. The only ones that remain are the Shimuras and the Bakugous.
When Toshinori received One for All, he unknowingly absorbed the Divine Magic within to keep his Demonic Heritage suppressed. After forty years, it almost seemed like he had fully transformed into a Pure Human. But as the magic he holds from One for All fades, his Demon side starts to slowly come out.
In most cases, the Divine Magic within One for All would have done the same for Izuku. However, it had the opposite effect and started to make his Demon Heritage more apparent. Neither he nor Toshinori know why this is, but it soon becomes revealed that now One for All has the signature of two different Demon Families within it and it's enough to counter the Divine Magic sealed within.
Toshinori is actually a Panthera Demon. So when he goes through his Metamorphosis, he will gain traits that belong to those of the Big Cat Family like Lions.
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op is the mha x pokemon au idea free real estate because oh… i just pictured en with a Rowlet and i wanna manifest…
YES..... go ahead....... manifest to ur hearts content.... give en the rowlet he deserves
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36 for the word game, please!
36. — conditional
"You don't... want to eat my soul?" Izuku asked. Everything felt unreal, between the light around the demon and the floating sensation between Izuku and his body. Maybe it was just the bloodloss or oxygen deprivation. Maybe the demon wasn't even here. That'd be the better option, right?
"It would not be." The demon grumbled. "Young man, I'd have to be a very powerful demon to utilize souls in magic. I don't know if anyone but the demon king has ever managed it. As for eating humans... Well, yes, some demons would. But I don't."
Well, then Izuku's would-be murderers were going to be very disappointed.
"They just summoned a demon, guess there wasn't a way to phone ahead and check your interest. Sorry you got dragged into this too, then, you can leave right?" And then with no demon to fulfill their wish, Izuku's kidnappers would... Probably just kill him. He was dead anyway.
The demon's brows furrowed, his eyes shone sharp blue in black. "I could, but I don't want to leave you to your death. Nor do I want them to try again, with another summoning circle."
Oh. That was nice of him.
"Unfortunately, I can't really do anything yet until I accept or deny the contract. Until you are dead, or mine." The demon began to pace, yellow bangs swaying side to side. Izuku watched him, and didn't move from the circle painted on the ground. Moving sounded like it would hurt.
"Well, I guess..." The demon sighed, then turned back. "Ok, here's an offer: I adopt you as my son. That means accepting the contract, with another on top."
Izuku already had a dad. He thought about what his mom would say if he said yes, it would have broken her heart. But if he said no... Well she wouldn't exactly have been happy about this, either.
"As your son?"
"It would allow you safe passage to the Netherworld and would fulfill a condition of the contract."
"The Netherworld?"
"Where demons dwell. As I said, in this world... You're not long for it."
"What are the other conditions?"
"I'd need something from you. As this saves your life, you'd have to give up something too."
"My soul?"
"No, that'd be under my custody until you reach adulthood. You'd have to give up your surname."
"Oh, like, change my name on the family registry because I'd be adopted? Demons have family registries too?"
"Sorta... But no. I mean, give it up. You wouldn't ever remember your family's name here, and it'd be replaced with mine."
Oh.
It was his mom's surname.
"So if I don't agree, I die. And if I do, I forget my name and go to the Netherworld with you, and you are definitely only going to adopt me and not eat me because if you wanted to do that you already would have, I guess, and... What happens here? To make sure there isn't another summoning circle or they try to get even more people killed because it apparently works and-"
The demon waved a hand. "In accepting, I would also be sealing the deal with... them too, yes, but I can then make sure they are unable to do anymore harm with it."
"So, you wouldn't be giving them what they want?"
The demon snorted. "I'd be giving them what they think they want. And I can promise you this, they will regret it."
Izuku almost asked what it was. Almost asked what they wanted badly enough to kill him. But couldn't.
"All right. I agree."
"Really?" The demon sounded too surprised, considering he'd been trying to sell Izuku on this plan. Or, trying to get Izuku to sell on his plan?
"Yeah."
"Deal. Sign here." The demon snapped, and papers and and old pen hovered in front of Izuku. He couldn't read the paper.
He signed it anyway.
#and that's why everyone calls him 'Izuku' and no one uses Midoriya in that au#because of the conditions on the adoption#anyway! should izuku have signed a contract he can't read? no#but was it totally worth it because now he gets dad might? yes#pocket talks to people#shih shoulda had it#ask game#a familiar Netherworld au
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(blocked out for spoilers) thank you @shih-shoulda-had-it !! i really appreciate the words!
wachi started the funeral company around 10 years after evan died. he still had to train to get the certification to work as a funeral director. he also needed to save up the capital to do that. he was also kind of fucked up and needed some character development before he could do that tbh
they're very aware wachi is into father valencia. they aren't aware father valencia reciprocates (because father valencia is chummy with everyone. it's hard to tell)
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3 and 12 for the book meme? I finally have the time (and freedom due to unemployment) to read...
thanks Jordan!!
3. What were your top five books of the year?
Asegi Stories: Cherokee Queer and Two-Spirit Memory by Qwo-Li Driskill
Braiding Sweetgrass: Indigenous Wisdom, Scientific Knowledge, and the Teachings of Plants by Robin Wall Kimmerer
Real Queer America: LGBT Stories From Red States by Samantha Leigh Allen
The Bioarchaeology of Violence edited by Ryan P. Harrod and Debra L. Martin
and i’m struggling to choose a fifth so... i’m opting out lskdjlfd
these four were really good ones and really started paradigm-shifts for me in several different directions. I would say Real Queer America and Braiding Sweetgrass had the greatest impact with the easiest reading (or listening, since I think those were both audiobooks I listened to). I really suggest them! (Bioarchaeology was probably more impactful to me as someone planning to go into that field...)
12. Any books that disappointed you?
Tomlinson Hill: Sons of Slaves, Sons of Slaveholders by Chris Tomlinson.
Ummm there was some good gems and interesting moments, but overall it could be summed up in about 1/10 of the length. reading a good summary of it is probably just as impactful as the overall book. I’d suggest reading the foreword if you can find it somewhere, written by LaDainian Tomlinson whose family were enslaved on Tomlinson Hill
(end of year book ask meme)
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sarah I watched the 1995 version of persuasion 99% because I saw that post like six months ago and it would not leave my mind. THE PINING... IT WAS UNFATHOMABLE...
I LITERALLY THINK ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY. i’m so thrilled i induced you to watch it. everyone should watch and/or read it so they can understand the fucking FERAL levels of longing available to them that pride and prejudice merely HINTED at. the oppressive silence of knowing things you shouldn’t, of growing and understanding a person better as time goes on, of maybe irrevocably fucking up your own life but trying, trying, trying to be a better person ALL the time. there is no more iconic heroine of pain than Anne Elliot and there is no more idiotically beautiful hero than Frederick “oh i fucked UP” Wentworth and the sooner people realize the DEPTHS of silent agony to which we could be descending, the better.
anyway go check out Persuasion for the love of god, all of you.
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Made-up fic titles— “how deeply are you sleeping (or are you still awake)” and/or “Galaxy Spread”! [first one’s a lyric from “Sky Full of Song”]
wOw JORDAN HOW DARE YOU SHOOT ME RIGHT THRU MY FLORENCE WELCH LOVING HEART
“how deeply are you sleeping (or are you still awake)”
it’s funny since I don’t write sad shit but the first thing that jumped to mind was pure ANGST: So after the Empire stomps Jedha under its boot and the Guardians are forced onto the street, Chirrut is having nightly breakdowns/prayers to the Force asking WHY his people are suffering and what should he do and how can he protect Baze who’s retreated so far into himself that Chirrut can barely feel him in the Force. the sleeping “you” in the title refers to both Baze as he slumbers next to Chirrut and the Force which is silent to his questions
The tears escape from Chirrut’s eyes no matter how tightly he shuts them, slipping between the bars of his lashes like prisoners into the free and feral dark. He bites his lip til the taste of iron coats his tongue as he tries to lock the wails behind his teeth, but one lone sob manages to eke its way out.
Baze mumbles his name.
Chirrut whips his head around, hands clapped over his mouth. His heart and his lungs freeze in his chest. He feels cold all over.
Baze sighs, turning over in his sleep.
Chirrut breathes out slowly, shoulders shuddering with guilty relief. He would never forgive himself if he woke Baze with his private lamentations. His beloved already battles with insomnia, he doesn’t deserve to lose any more sleep just because Chirrut can’t commune with the Force quietly.
Nevermind that he hasn’t been able to commune with the Force since the burning.
The memory of the flames licking up the sides of the Temple, gouts of red and orange searing the endless Jedhan sky, nearly scours out another broken sob from the back of his throat, but he swallows it down even though it feels like razors in his esophagus. He wipes at his eyes angrily. His tears are self-indulgent; it helps no one, a waste of salt and water when both are so precious in the Holy City.
He cannot be another burden, to Baze or NiJedha. He folds the pain away behind his heart.
(CHIRRUT PLEASE LET YOUR HUSBAND COMFORT YOU)
“Galaxy Spread”
ANYWAY, pivoting back to my bread and butter i.e. funny+horny, this would be a fic about Chirrut and Baze getting married across the universe according to the native customs of the different planets they visit. (i may have talked about this with you briefly years ago [my brain just stalled out…years!?], Jordan.) a lighthearted post-war romp, maybe also finding scattered Jedhans along the way and reforging connections. The Tagline: “Honeymoon Part 2: Electric Boogaloo”
“They’re going to tie our legs together?”
“They’re going to strap us into harnesses, and then tie our legs together, do pay attention, my dear.”
Baze grunts, irritated yet amused. “And then they push us off a cliff.”
“We take a leap of faith,” Chirrut corrects with a smirk, all too cognizant that Baze is playing dumb to goad him, but enjoying it even more. “The Uraurkak believe this bonds the couple for eternity, as it symbolizes stepping through death together.”
“More like falling headlong through death together.”
“That too,” Chirrut says, reaching out to cup Baze’s face with an intricately red-twined hand. “Are you ready?”
Baze gazes steadily at his husband, his groom for the next five minutes. Chirrut glows ethereal in the emerald torchlight, beautiful as always, but with his cheeks dusted in reflective powder he shines like something strange, something rare and alien only made familiar by the love creasing the corners of his eyes. The dearest phantasm he’s ever seen. His chest constricts tighter than plating screws.
“Why not? I’ll throw myself off a cliff with you.”
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Send me a made-up fic title and i’ll tell you what i would write to go with it!
#spiritassassin#baze x chirrut#baze malbus#chirrut imwe#i love my gay asian space dads#thank you Jordan this helped clear up my writer's block a little#also i am now very sorely tempted to expand upon honeymoon part 2: electric boogaloo#shih-shoulda-had-it#i apologize for the weird formatting but i didn't want to condemn mobile users to squished up hell
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The opening to S1E3 with Bashir and Garak was the weirdest scene of introductory intimacy I've seen and I feel like I should've been prepared for it by all the garashir posts
RIGHT??????? “introductory intimacy” is the perfect way to put it. and yeah it’s so weird, like zero to “hi i’m garak and this is my phone sex voice” in ten seconds
also i’m pretty sure cardassian neck ridges are, like, canon erogenous zones, and the fact that’s exactly the part of bashir that garak just grabs is. my god. i am sure the writers didn’t intend for that and it’s canonically so suggestive only retroactively but like. jesus.
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black friday for the asks??
BUT OF COURSE MY DARLING thank you so much ily
BLACK FRIDAY: what is one thing, if anything, you would sell your soul to own?
I’d probably settle for owning a steady job tbh
but if we wanna be lavish
an ALL EXPENSES PAID trip to london + florence (thanks @ my boss for making it sound so appealing), in which flight costs, hotel and food are all included, conveniently at a time of year where Hadley Fraser will be in a production that I can see, preferably several times, with time to spare to see Les Mis :3 also maybe one of those fancy big US cons that Marvel casts go to (excluding SDCC bc Hall H is a literal murder)
but that’s like 102984091284 things whoops
🍁🎃🍂autumn asks🍂🎃🍁
#shih-shoulda-had-it#asks#DO I TAG YOUR NAME IN THESE i never kno wheezes#ily#thank you!!#u and ur bulbasaur are baes
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5 headcanons for an au, afohiko version because you KNOW i gotta: does Beholder!AfO/Lonely!Gran Torino work as a Elias/Peter parallel because now that i've typed it out, i've realized that lonelyeyes is ALSO a fanon divorced ship
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT
1- AfO has been an avatar of the Beholding since before Yoichi died. He was always so desperately curious about how every possible quirk functioned, their mechanics, their strengths, their weaknesses, their flaws- he wanted to pick them apart. He wanted to pick their wielders apart, too, but only if the quirk wasn't as interesting as the body it was attached to. He knows that devoting himself to fear leads to functional immortality, in some cases, but he has several lifespan-extending quirks. As failsafes. Just in case.
2- Sorahiko has always been... aimless. He's always driven everyone away, at first by virtue of his personality, then later on he started doing it purposefully. He finds people to be more annoying than they seem to think they are. He's never been particularly motivated to do anything, which is why he turned to fighting rings instead of college or the usual customer-facing jobs that lay ahead of anyone who doesn't get a degree of some kind. He doesn't have to talk to win. He just doesn't like the attention paid to him by the audience, all the crowds, sweating and screaming like insects or pigs- no, he doesn't like it at all. He quit the fighting rings but kept the habitual quick resorts to violence as well as quirk use, which led to some interesting consequences.
3- AfO finds out about this mysterious man who seems to be a Lonely avatar and is definitely an efficient murderer, so he's got to meet him and possibly get him to join his operations instead of letting him keep killing everyone who annoys him! Because the people who annoy him are usually AfO's minions and he doesn't like that!
4- Sorahiko tries to push away this weird guy who reeks of Beholding. It doesn't work. He's stuck on like a goddamn barnacle and he guesses that technically, if he really wanted to get away from this guy he could just stop going on assassination contracts but he likes getting money for throwing people into the Lonely, which is what he would be doing anyway, so. He will deal. He will not get attached. He will not.
5- After Sorahiko has unfortunately gotten attached to the weird Beholding dude, he finds out about the whole "shadow leader of the underground" thing and he's like "ah. Dabbling in a web alignment, are we?" so that's an argument that they've had going for forever. On the plus side, this is what motivates Sorahiko to return AfO's advances because hey! Nobody's going to mess with the boogeyman's boyfriend! He also does legitimately want to return the advances but he's also got an ego so he's hiding behind excuses lol
+1- They do, in fact, pull a lonelyeyes and get divorced several times.
#just so you know ive been holding off on the afohiko tma crossovers but now. it is Time#you have unleashed a monster i hope you realize#afohiko#mha#tma ish#shih-shoulda-had-it#ask game#asks
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hey @shih-shoulda-had-it, campaign just got added to spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2Rpw9eKVdpgiYRVPwjGe1U
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Seconding Pocket; Toshinko deserves first write because a fantasy world deserves a fantasy couple. HOWEVER, I’m pitching SOOOOO HARD for an AfOhiko route next because IF AfO is self-aware of the world being a game, then I wanna know if he glitched the route into being or if he’s surprised by this random fourth protagonist, and that’s why he pursues it, perhaps more actively than an AfOInko route (hence, the afohiko truthers bragging about having sexier CGs).
Alright, I have been convinced.
Barid also gave me their pitch and Pocket made another thing so this is how it goes.
First- Toshinko
Second- EndInko
Third- AfOhiko
Fourth- AfOInko
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I know it's very much not a new frustration but man if Ubisoft wasn't afraid to just let Assassin's Creed die we could have some really great games.
Obviously the new trilogy are barely AC games, but Black Flag remains the best pirate game since Sid Meier's and they really shoulda let it become its own series, because the actual AC plotline didn't do much for it and Edward Kenway had a real good character arc that would've been pretty much unchanged without it, and if it was its own series we could have more.
I'd love a Black Flag 2 following a Barbary Corsair, or a member of Ching Shih's confederation, and considering the popularity of the first I'd imagine plenty of others would as well, but I doubt we ever will.
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AU game 1! 5 headcanons for an AU where Tamaki is (inexplicably) a vegetarian, and the Quirks he manifests from eating all his veggies leads him to intern with Kamui Woods instead?
1- Tamaki is a vegetarian because when he was very little and it first manifested, he grew chicken feathers and was so terrified that he was actually turning into a chicken that would be killed and eaten too, he never touched any meat again. This is in spite of his mother having the same quirk as him and telling him that won't happen, but anyway. Instead he uses vines for reach and thorns for attack
2- his hero name is still Suneater, from Mirio's suggestion, and his hero costume is similar, but kinda leans more "forest elf" I guess- green accents instead of purple. Tamaki is relieved when Kamui Woods approves of him wearing a mask that fully hides his face, instead of a transparent visor.
3- Tamaki takes some supplements due to being vegetarian, including iron. This means he's able to manifest iron as a shield, but tends to only do it as a last resort because it really upsets his stomach. Kamui Woods saw this one time and asked if he could manifest other things not just plants, and had he tried meat before? Tamaki panics and bluescreens while saying he can't, leading Kamui Woods to believe that in a trade-off for his quirk, Tamaki can't even digest meat, let alone manifest anything.
4- Kamui Woods is an interesting mix of private and public- keeps a lower profile from his current home and life, but also had a documentary about his apparently horrible childhood made. Tamaki approves of the former, but not the latter, so while Kamui is a great mentor for fighting technique and rescue strategy, he's not quite getting through to him about any publicity.
5- In his second year, Tamaki and Kamui were on patrol after school when a sludge villain attacked a middle schooler, who caused several fires in retaliation. Kamui Woods was unable to get close due to the flames, and Tamaki prioritized rescue over combat, meaning he was running low on any food by the time he turned to consider fighting Sludgy. Then another middle schooler ran out in front of him and tried to help, and then All Might showed up, and Tamaki held it was the most terrifying day of his life for over a year.
+1- (Until the day he's called in to talk to 1A, which he was happy to do instead of going to his internship, which has been different since Kamino and Kamui rocketing up in the rankings, Tamaki does not like change and he likes the publicity increase even less, and he sees those two middle schoolers again, in that class All Might teaches sometimes, and they're asking him too many questions and scowling at him and they were there that day and at Kamino and here now, and nope, they're cursed, he's not dealing with that, he's out of here, Nejire let go of his arm, he wants to go to 1B and get the vine girl to join the internship to take the focus off him, please no Mirio he just wants to leave-)
#first year Tamaki: oh good my friends got an internship with a top ten hero and all might's old sidekick. good for them. so glad i just got#a local musutafu hero with a plant quirk and can chill#second year Tamaki: haha yep my friends are learning so much and going so fast. wait. what do you mean big three#third year Tamaki: NO NO GO BACK WHY AM I AT A TOP TEN AGENCY TOO. THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN#dhfjg creative au i like this idea...#and i like the idea of a woodsier kinda costume. leaning into the elf thing....#shih shoulda had it#pocket talks to people#ask game
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