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evoilvx · 2 years

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Part 2. If the RE8 ladies were properly introduced to modern society these are the things I think they would hate

I did this really late at night, so apologies if there are any mistakes!

Alcina:

Fake nails. Who puts something on their fingers that can be so easily broken? You can't slash people if something just snaps off in the middle of the fight

Latex gloves

Computer mice

Chopsticks

TV remotes

Modern doors

Vapes. She loves smoking but she wouldn't go out of her way to buy something that just creates smoke in her face and has a rancid taste, and the vape burn just isn't pleasing in general nor the same as her usual ones(to her at least)

Normal keyboards. She starts typing and all the keys start flying off???

Hangars. Don't get her wrong, she likes the idea but they always just snap into two pieces in front of her face

Helicopters and airplanes. These things are obnoxiously loud, blows her hair and hat around, don't look nice, takes up too much space for something like.. that and couldn't even keep up with her if she started flying? What's the point, she can't even fit inside (Normal people use these things Alcina...)

Every single modern brand shoe

Ads, for anything. She doesn't have the time to sit through those types of things

Fake fireplaces

Fake anything. Ex. fruits, decoration, props, things that look like they work but actually do not

Wired headphones

Baseball caps. She prefers her own hat, thank you very much.

Siri

Hard drives, she keeps losing them

Airpods, for the same reason as hard drives, and because they don't fit

Motion activated lights

Extension cords

Modern slang, what the hell is a WAP

Bela:

Ads, like Alcina. She asks her mother to buy her youtube premium and all that to get rid of them

Cheese graters

Mayonnaise

Converse shoes

Samsung

Unicycles

Bicycles

Anything with the word 'cycle' in it that isn't the spin cycle on a washing mashing

Cotton candy, she hates the way it makes her teeth feel after

Curtains that aren't black out curtains, why would you buy something that doesn't do its job (blocking out light)

Holograms

Fireworks

Cheap skin care products

Cheetos

Greek yogurt

Mopeds

Pogo sticks

The eye test where they blow a sharp gust of air into your eye

Showers with no tub. Who are you and what did you do with my bath tub????

Animal print clothing

Extremely fragmented perfumes, soaps, dish soaps, etc etc

Cliche love tropes, she's tired of seeing the same thing over and over

Cassandra:

Training dummies, she wants the real thing

Mustard

Ads

Calendars

Sidewalks, everybody is always in her way

Stop signs

Brochures

Trucks

Helium balloons

Dictionaries

Those coin pusher machine games

Egg cartons???

Hair dressers. Why is a stranger holding a sharp object next to her face

Revolving doors

The gym, it just makes her want to fight everybody. She'd rather work out at home

Instagram

Heels from Gucci

Metal lamp posts that are below 10 ft tall, she wants to fight it

Doctors visits

Yoyos

Hot dog buns

Highways

Murder mysteries, she could do so much better than that

Legos. She's absolutely tired of stepping on them

Daniela:

Airport conveyor belts

See through doors

Milk

Ads

Slide shows

Sporks, just choose one you can't have both

Goggles, then she REALLY feels like a fly

Censoring "Just say F*CK why can't you say F*CK!" (lol)

Bug spray

Toffee candies

Baby wipes, she hates the smell

Garbage trucks

Fake cabinets and drawers, she's ripped off a few handles since she didn't know they were just for show

Romance books that don't end with a happy ever after

The default iPhone alarm tune, it makes her feel homicidal

Youtube tutorials

Any chair that doesn't spin, she sat in one spinny chair and decided every other chair wasn't worthy

Captain America

Canned goods

Styrofoam (she loves styrofoam peanuts though)

Foldable tables

Glasses, they just get in the way of everything

Sunscreen

Ketchup

Fake plants, she tried chewing on one once and it was just a bad experience for her

Peanut butter

Tacos

Donna:

Commercials

Animal plushies that fall apart too easily

Too many shoe laces on a single shoe

Wired headphones, she keeps getting tangled

Off brand legos, they keep falling apart since they aren't made well. It makes her sad

Tape, specifically double sided tape

Fake plants

Narrow doorframes, they seem to just be getting slimmer every year

Plane jets

Online links that don't work.. then why is it there???

Fake cabinets and drawers

Laffy taffy

The idea that you have to throw a piece of pasta on the wall and if it sticks its cooked???

Why are people breaking pasta in half?

Slippers

Concerts

Juul pods

Animals dying in movies (she cries every time)

High school love story shows

Converse and Nike shoes

Modern interpretation of mythology and the "villains"

Captain America. (Daniela gave her a presentation on why she shouldn't like him)

Pesticide. She got a job done once for roaches and it killed all her plants (Moreau recommended it; he apologized)

Jaw breakers

The rainbow swirl lollipops

Hand air driers in public bathrooms

Sporks

Newspapers, she likes modern magazines now

Mother Miranda:

Extremely clear glass windows/doors... for.. reasons.

Glass.

Really. Clean. Glass.

Did I mention crystal clear glass?

Push/pull doors with no indication of which way it swings

Non-tinted windows

Sunglasses, she feels ridiculous

Skimpy swimsuits, she's not getting in that

Phone call ring tones, alarms, anything type of sound that a phone might make (she likes having a phone, just not the sounds that come with it)

Solid color salt and pepper shaker bottles with no labels

Velcros

Styrofoam

Plastic water bottles

Lawn mowers, she would stare outside her window every single morning, watching as people mow their lawns (that is, if she obviously doesn't live in a secluded home.. but details details..)

Leaf blowers

Nerf guns, Alcina's daughters keep pelting her with them

Doctors

Dentists, why would your fingers be in her mouth

Small mousepads

Small screens

Any modern brand shoe

Wired things, she has no time to worry about cables and all that

Heavily scented lotions (Forever 21, Bath & Body Works, Victoria's Secret), she wants her hands to be moisturized, not smell like an entire flower garden

Things that just don't have a label in general, she can't live with just a random blue bag filled with unknown contents, even if its just coffee grounds

Uber eats

Super. Clear. Windows.

#resident evil 8 #re8 shitpost #resident evil village #lady dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #re8 dimitrescu #mother miranda #donna beneviento #pls send help #miranda doesnt like windows #she rlly doesnt

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limielle · 4 months

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complexity

#ffxiv #shadowbringers #ryne waters #oc: icarus lastname #warrior of light #wol #viera #myart #ff14 #before people jump down my throat about minfilia hate #icarus just does not care about most people #this isnt a reflection of the quality of her character #anyways #i think a lot about how much of a complex ryne develops being close to someone who cared so much about the og minfilia #but then when she tries to share those feelings w icarus who doesnt even remember who minfilia even is #it's like #different than what happens in canon obviously ehjghjejhgeg #didnt rlly illustrate the conversation in full because he just answers “whos that” and moves on tbh.#also this is very bad and sketchy but i just cannot !!!!!!!!! work on this any longer

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stealingpotatoes · 8 months

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I’ve only had Nymie for about five seconds and i absolutely adore her I want her in everything

aww thank u!!! i have a couple more doods of her here u go (+ obvs there's more in her tag)

#first is older her (cause shes 9-ish in most doods lol)#second context is shes one of many kids of a wealthy pantoran family and they dont rlly give her a lot of attention #so she doesnt like going home sm (cause obvs new jedi order they arent cut off from families)#and i love her. so much #thanks for the ask!#luke's students #original characters #oc #nymie #shes probs my fave of the academy ocs <3 #my doods

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sorrelpaws · 2 years

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SLIGHTLY OLDER DESIGNS FOR MORTY AND SUMMER!!!

#rick and morty #morty smith #summer smith #ill drop a couple ideas that i was too lazy to write by hand #morty and summer become closer when they get older #morty starts getting more interested in space and science n starts building his own wacky contraptions and thingamajigs #mortys hair is supposed to be a coke zero version of rick's hair #i think he starts pushing it out of his face and doesnt realize how much it makes his idk Silhouette look like rick #RICK IS STILL ALIVE GUYS!!!!!!! his design wouldnt rlly change tho hes just crying somewhere off screen because his grandkids are growing up #SUMMER GETS FUCKING JACKED #i think she moves out pretty quickly but comes over to hang out with the fam often enough kinda space beth style ?#alsooo the flowers are supposed to be her rick and morty colored #like yellow blue and pink :3 #I ALSOOO think she'd start joining rnm on adventures a lot more (hence the muscles)#shes the brawn and rick (and morty) are the brains

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200llbun · 2 years

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Au where Dipper is deadass blind (working at the library) and cannot see the tall lanky monster thingy in front of him and just kinda assumes it's a human - he knows somethings a bit off about the guy, but he stops his assumptions there bc it's rude and he got over his paranormal phase years ago. (He didn't)

#billdip #digital art #dipper pines #gravity falls #author #fanfic #art #mlm #bill cipher #au #fanart #inspo from frankinsteins monster (idk if i spelled that right) bc the og book had a blind dad talk to the monster #of course the guys family walked in on them talking and screamed bloody fuck and kinda shoo'ed the monster away #except in this au Bill wasnt really created he just kinda always lived and lurked to stalk humans and make deals since thats his food #kinda?#might change that though idk if I'll ever actually write it since I've been unmotivated w billdip for awhile #also dippers family doesnt shoo Bill away bc he lives alone #Pacifica tries to. But. Well that doesn't rlly work out that well #she tells Dipper that the guys a literal fucking illuminati monster taller than his door #dipper just kinda shrugs her off bc shes joked about shit he cant see being a monster and hes kinda over it by then #the girl cries wolf on her end #dip secretely wishes it to be true bc its been his sick fantasy ever since he was a teen #call him dorky or sick. he wont care #fanfics about monster fuckung had drilled into his mind #hes corrupted #in a good way #join the dark side dipper🤲#k bye

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twigsyy · 9 months

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patricia ! (patty)

#art #anthro #patty #id draw her in more than a tshirt and shorts but she doesnt rlly wear anything other than that when she can so im allowed do this for her #its actually just characterization fellas i swear

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loveis-mine · 22 days

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i really wanted you to be the hero of this story, you know?

the references i was working with btw. the speech bubble said smth but whatever

#muu kusunoki #milgram fanart #deco*27 aitai seijin/aitai-liens #? ig #bright colors cw #rambling commences #the devil works fast but i work faster surely #5 hours tops and at least an hour was spent googling how to use krita☠️☠️#its a lot brighter than i wanted but my art tablet desaturates and changes the color of like Everything im working on a different color #wheel man #i guess shes pink now. whatever #i was gonna put some writing of the line i used for the caption there #but 1) in the mv i guess i cant really read yet.#2 idk if theres an outline effect like there is in ibis #and my shit died as soon as i tried to look #so☠️☠️☠️☠️not as swag as it could be #i dont rlly vibe with the expression either but it is what it is…#thats a lot. lots to say #it doesnt even really look like muu but without the shading it did. what da fuck #bug muued too hard its because i made her eyes purple instead isnt it….sigh

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aalghul · 2 months

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it's so sad that talia still doesn't have good friends when her loneliness is what allowed nyssa to get talia to lower her guard

#she was her father's daughter. and then she was free but so alone #and then she had a friend who was her sister and doesnt that mean she'll never be lonely again? to have a sister is to #eternally have a companion. but to nyssa talia was still their father's daughter and an object to steal.#and to use against him.#then she was free of nyssa and alone again. and then trapped in another of her father’s plans #fighting to protect her son who chose the possibility of earning his father’s love over her existing love #(or what damian and talia saw as just the possibility. bc bruce rlly hadn’t shown damian he was valued but he did love him)#and talia was alone again. alone always over and over #who is she if not a daughter a sister a mother. no wonder she clings so hard to those relationships even #when they hurt her. what else does she have in this world #that post i reblogged yesterday about loneliness…that’s her she’s the lonely girl #it was like 2 days now actually but yeah. her #talia al ghul

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oceanwithouthermoon · 1 month

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long as fuck nails always painted with at least a clear coat club:

saiki kusuo

teruhashi kokomi

kaido shun

saiko metori

imu rifuta

nail biters club:

kuboyasu aren

yumehara chiyo

arisu makino

suzumiya hii

nendo riki

aiura mikoto (with fake nails over top)

(formerly) kaido shun

(formerly) toritsuka reita

(formerly) akechi touma

normal short nails 🙄:

hairo kineshi

mera chisato

satou hiroshi

toritsuka reita

akechi touma

#idk why i made this its just funny to me #i was just looking at how long my nails are rn and this came to mind #i think akechi bit his nails as a kid and then learned how much bacteria is there and snapped out of it so quick #ur gonna have to trust me on aiura cuz i just know.#she has to constantly resist the urge to bite off her press-ons but theyre a little tougher than normal nails so she still chews on em a li #kaido used to bite his nails BAD but he broke the habit a while after he started painting them #cuz swallowing nail polish constantly is really annoying and gross and DEFINITELY wasnt making him choke or anything noo shhh #im not rlly sure of my reasoning with toritsuka.. i just know #i couldn't decide for kusuke tbh cuz i feel like he just doesnt give a shit #but for him does that mean he would just let them grow out forever or that he would just bite them tf off ?#he would probably need short nails for all the hand work he does though so #maybe he maintains them normally but only for that reason #we all know he doesnt take care of himself so he wouldnt do it if he didnt need to #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#meows post

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bobeaubow · 3 months

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poprockswap! Au Doodles !!!

a run-in with the country trolls

AlSO THE DESIGN FOR THE KEYTAR

#THE KEYTAR IS POWERED BYV THE STRINGS LIKE BATTERIES OR SM #branch doesnt know she s taking the strings or even what they are #poprockswap!Au #trolls fandom #trolls #trolls au #beau art #queen poppy #I THINK ILL POST THE LORE WITH LITLLE COMICS #i m rlly bad at writing 💔💔#guy s be so fr with me if this doesnt make sendse my brain is scattered with many idea s

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1-nexomon-a-day · 2 months

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4/11/24 - Nara

#Day 102 #Nara #art #fanart #nexomon #nexomon extinction #scenery #scenery art #nature #nature art #sunset #sun set #art challenge #small artist #jesus christ this took forever but i finished it #finally my first champion drawing #Nexomon champions #digital art #ibispaint art #ibis paint #to everyone in that poll a few months ago im sorry but your never gonna see me draw luxa again 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺😔😔😔💀#UGHHH I CANT BELIEVE I MADE IT TO 100 DAYS SNEIMWKAMSJWOWKAMSBWUOQMANWJ #hmmmm ok now for the nara headcannon hmmmmm #i feel like (spoilers for the first game ending) deena used to be super close with her siblings and it really hurt her to go against them #she doesnt regret siding with humanity but she misses them deeply and tho the other champions would never admit it but they miss her too #and omnicron was a shitty dad #and zetta was omnicrons favorite child also #and also metta was the screw up of the family and rlly wanted omnicron to be proud of him and also ventra loves gardening and

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hammerbonk · 3 months

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Thank you The Vanished People for giving the Vernetto Nation breadcrumbs

#god i love sonetto’s fit in the second photo #its just rlly refreshing to see her in something that isnt the foundation uniform #also i love the difference in how they wear the ‘school uniform’#you can tell vertin doesnt give a shit bc shes wearing a hoodie and her ties loose #meanwhile sonetto has everything buttoned up and proper like the nerd she is #even her medal carried over!!#reverse 1999 #r1999 #vertin #sonetto #vernetto #tk14

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furbygone · 6 months

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Here she is!!! 😄 Her battery compartment was beyond saving, but I'm still super happy with how she cleaned up even if she is nonworking! I'm naming her Biohazard :)

#putting her skin back on was a nightmare. she had no face screws #only plastic tabs that i had to break. so i had to pretty much glue it back on and hope for the best. also one of her ears broke off but #i just shoved the spine back in there. since she's not working anyway it doesnt rlly matter #i hope yall are satisfied w the end result!! 😄#2005 furby #furblr #i had to cut the gross stuff from her tummy fur so it looks a little bit patchy but not too bad

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salad-storm · 4 months

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I love sashisu because they all very much love each other and are best friends but the shoko erasure is so blatant that it makes for a very interesting dynamic. Like yeah obviously she was part of everything that happened. Not that any of them would realise if you asked them though.

#shoko included btw. shes like yeah im not getting involved in whatever those two have going on <- literally already involved #this isnt talking bad abt sashisu btw. i love sashisu. i think theyre so so interesting #like theyre so questionable! they love each other! none of them have Actually Spoken to one another in 10 years!#me when i was there too idiot #ik theres jjk takes where shoko isnt as important to stsg/just there to be the lesbian friend and i hear those takes!#and reject them immediately.#look i just rlly love shoko and i think sashisu are soo cool and fun and horrible and queerplatonic #but its time to recognise that all three of them (and also canon and also the fandom) are making shoko smaller/less important than she is #we have all that stsg drama and shoko (there for it) just goes yeah okay. bye i guess.#god i just love them.. trio of all time fr... its very late so this probably doesnt make sense but whateverrrr #gojo satoru #getou suguru #geto suguru #ieri shoko #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sashisu #sss trio #stormy in here #theyre my faves..

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wombrion · 11 months

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HEY who is that feller you did in post 719868046861385728 I need to know everything I possibly can about them Immediately that's such a compelling and amazing piece

yeag shes an oc of mine:) i know nothing of her other that shes a failgirl and experiencing some dantes inferno shit (gets dragged around by dubious being ((other oc)) on a fucked up realm)

i dont know much abt the whole universe i want them to be in but the main theme is that they live in a giant being that is currently dying of starvation, and theyre trying to escape it before it dies and rots up lol

heres some more art i did, shes pretty fun to draw^_^