GOD

Just curious why doesn’t pomni exist?

funny reason:

real reason: well i gotta have some kinda quirk if im gonna be different from the other ask blogs out there! and i thought, since kaufmo is gonna be here, we dont really need pomni, now do we? looking at it now, im about half sure i wouldve just gotten a million pomni x ragatha asks instead of anything being sent to the other characters, so i think it was a pretty good choice. besides, theres lots of other pomni ask blog stuff out there, whatever i wouldve done on this blog has probably been done better before. but who knows! maaaybe she'll appear, though it definitely won't happen without sacrifice...

(also i just dont really care about pomni and i dont know how to draw her sorry :((()

I'm having a great time with my wife right now

I remembered, Spring, how bright everything was, how new it felt. I remember the sunny days and the best part was the storms. Oh how the thunder was the only thing that shook the house. Now it rust and corruption. Now cold was only a myth when it came to viruses.

Don't worry I didn't forget, no I held it in my memory. Don't worry I will tell you the lost stories of a time of, humans, heros and gods.

Do you dare to reach in this?

[ yes ]

[ No ]

Choice no now

Kyoko would hate you

she gives rudefem vibes tbh.... look at her....

MESPERIYAN

@burritowitch SHE AINT REAL

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

I couldn't sleep so I drew some Pomnies shes surprisingly fun to draw lol Oh and some doomed yuri too I guess xD buttonblossom is cute n all but calling them doomed yuri or digital yuri is a lot funnier to me

day twoe ah haha

i'm firmly a pro abort that thang anti family values anti "and they all lived happily ever after in a perfect little nuclear family" guy but making fankids is really really fun when you only have dysfunctional family models from your own traumatic childhood to go off of. i'm coparenting with these made up people and none of us have any idea what we're doing. technically this is my kid and i'm the deadbeat dad who left them on their doorstep. i feel like i should be paying child support.

a BIG part of the lore of Dungeon Meshi is how ageism is bad. About how the long lived races treat the young lived races like children and thus infantilize them and do not show them the respect and understanding they deserve simply because of their looks or short life spans. Whether its because to them they look like children in their eyes (like half foots and gnomes) or because the adult ages of the younger lived races are still in the child ages for the longer lived ones and so they get treated/viewed as children (we see otta receive comments about getting with minors when in reality she dated adult half foot women. so we already see this view towards things like this are a thing in the lore) We see this with chilchuck, senshi, and marcille where the two later view chilchuck as a child and treat him like one even though he is a full grown man who drinks (and is supposed to have grey hairs) all because he looks young and in the newest episode its revealed he is 29 which is still young children to the two of them. We see how perspectives that characters are children because of their age being a childs age for a different race as opposed to their race or because they look like children is a completely infantilizing and disrespectful behavior that causes so many problems in the long run. a theme that is completely flying over the average tumblr users head.

ive seen people get furious at other people because they sexualize chilchuck and even marcille

“oh they look like kids so dont do that you freak”

you absolute fool you missed a major theme of the fucking story. But because they look young suddenly they are children? have you paid no attention to the story? did you just ignore how the ageisim and weird mindset about ages like that causes so many issues that could easily have been avoided. and as for the age one i see people getting furious at others for being into and sexualizing izutsumi even though she is a year past adult in tall man years, but because she isnt in the adult age range in real life (wild your applying real life society standards to a fictional medieval fantasy world). even though even in lore she would be well an adult able to get married and everything tumblr really does have the media literacy of a toddler.

Paras trainers are always so funny to me, because they'll be like "Oh! Mushy Cupcake Cheeks is being extra sassy today!" And Mushy Cupcake Cheeks just looks like:

DONT REPOST THIS thanks

one thing i really appreciate about jinshi's character is how he has NEVER once actually had any intention of succeeding the throne. every time the idea is brought up he immediately detests it. so hes giving maomao as much as he possibly can, even though maomao has many qualms about it due to their difference in social status, but jinshi DOESNT CARE because hes NEVER cared about or wanted the status of crown prince! its been nothing but a burden to him! from his perspective the ONLY thing keeping the two of them apart are outside influences. he has no doubt within himself-- hes horribly down bad, in fact. but unfortunately his stupid JOB is getting in the way of him skipping off into the sunset with his favourite little cat

World’s most nineteen year old girl

Inej really just said "he would not fucking say that," so hard it snapped her out of a poison induced hallucination huh.