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I got grabbed up by the shirt by the pretty woman and thrown up on, and I logged off after that match
I hid after my teammates died and heard her coming but I was looking in front of me and she snuck up on me and got me with her mori
#fanart#ace visconti fanart#ace visconti#dbd#dbd ace#dbd art#dbd survivor#backwater swamp#the plague#the plague dbd#the plague fanart#killer#mori#she fucking threw up on me#i was so taken aback#this is literally how the match went yesterday#my teammates fucking died#i was the last one#i couldnt
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Ankama Shop is wild for this…(and i love it)
A few weeks ago, I came across this cute Amalia figurine that I found on the official Ankama shop and I couldn’t resist buying it.
When I eventually received it from the mail not too long ago and opened it, I couldn’t help but snort cuz omg I gotta point something out.
Now first of all, lemme just say that yes, the figurine was gorgeous and beautifully packaged. There were no problems with the figurine itself, nothing was broken.
It’s not the figurine I wanted to address but rather the quote that came along with it.
You see, apparently when you buy a wakfu figurine of a character, they come with a small quote that belongs to them to represent who they are as a person. The quote can come from the game, a manga/webtoon panel, or just the show itself.
Out of all the quotes Ankama could’ve plastered on her, guess what quote they used for her :
Now at first glance, this quote might sound sweet and encapsulates how Amalia is an empath at heart and dislikes bloodshed especially if it’s for something ridiculous and pointless.
BUT IF YOU REMEMBER WHEN AND WHERE SHE SAID THIS, YOU’D THINK ANKAMA WAS TROLLING!!!
She said this when she wasn’t in her right mind and told Yugo he was replaceable when she knew she could get that eliotrope ass instead, are you kidding me-
Ankama you’re screwing with me, right?
Please say yeah.
LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THIS ISN’T REAL STOP PLAYING WITH ME‼️‼️
#French ppl are the types to give u a cute little gift box only to find out u got socks#representing Amalia with a quote where she threw Yugo away like a ragdoll just cuz she got a preview taste of a copy paste is WILD#amalia stan#these bread lovers GOT ME FUCKED UP#wakfu#krosmoz#ankama#ankama shop#wakfu ankama shop#wakfu amalia#wakfu amalia sheran sharm#amalia sheran sharm wakfu#amalia sheran sharm
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doodles of my pikmin 4 captain ft the horrible decision i made to ship her with louie
#im on my 3rd playthrough rn#i played as pom first. then i jsut threw together a captain for my 2nd playthrough bc i didnt know how not to be pom#and now i have one i genuinely like#her name is akari btw. i might end up changing it tho just so shes less attached to me#ALSO she looks way more masc in game tbh.........shes been girlmoded#i have to make her transfem now. thats how that works right#also i should mention that i dont actually selfship with louie. i just thought itd be funny bc theyre both blue and then it escalated#im more of a collin guy personally. now watch me never draw him again out of shame#ok anyways. tag time#pikmin#pikmin 4#louie pikmin#collin pikmin#☆ my art#☆ my ocs#? question mark?#does she count as an oc i have no idea#edit how does this have 100 fucking notes all of this looks like shit#you all hate me and want me dead. im sure of it
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guys wtf i just had the most detailed dream last night about a girlfriend that doesn’t exist,,, like idk how to explain it 😭😭😭 and i don’t even remember her name, it’s at the edge of my memory but i can’t recover it. but i remember like all the events and her face.
#this is the most stupidly worded post i’ve ever made#but it was so fucking sweet 😭😭😭 and somewhere along the line i realized i was dreaming and that i was going to lose her#and it was soul crushing#the most distinct part was when i dropped by her house like i usually did#and she was throwing a party and i squeezed through everyone to find her and then she kind of ignored me so i tried to make my way out again#but then her best friend stops me by the door and asks me if i wanna sing karaoke with them and i was like ???#and when i say oh okay. she says after all [name] threw this party for you#and this girl shows up in the doorway and asks me if i would do the honors of dating her#(and look this girl was way out of my league i assumed so)#(she was a really good artist and collected bunny plushies)#and i#SORRY THIS WHOLE THING IS SO STUPID BUT LIKE IT WAS A VERY POIGNANT DREAM#AND IT WAS VERY SWEET AND I MISS THIS GIRL THAT DOESNF FUCKING EXIST#BECAUSE OF A STUPID DREAM#nat’s rambles
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hopped into the vc im in with an irl last night n there was a new guy in there (not new to the discord but like ive been in the server for three days and he just showed up new) and i said hi and i hear the most busted muffled "oh shit is that who i think it is" and im just starting to put the voice recognition pieces together when my manager says "hey. its me. your manager"
#played valorant#i whiffed so bad. and was like quaaan heal me quaaan and i heard Get Fucked and he threw a wall up BEHIND ME and i DIED#my manager killed me 😔#and then he rezzed jayden. BULLYING. favoritism. is it because i told jayden he didn't have a chance with this girl.#it wasn't even like a 'she's too good fr u' it was a 'she's not looking to date AND she told me she wants to start talking to girls'
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"We need more m/f ships that aren't heternormative or enforce gender stereotypes!!!"You guys couldn't even handle Todomomo
#NAH CAUSE Y'ALL NIGGAS REALLY THREW THAT WORD AT THEM NONSTOP WITH LITERALLY NO BACKING#point to me at a point in the story-i'll even let you use noncanon stuff-where shouto and momo's genders are brought up to their dynamic#you're gonna be searching forever because that never happened even once.SO MANY scenes of them being good best friends to eachother#and not a single one of them indicated they're in love because he's a boy and she's a girl.they don't give a FUCK about that stop projecting#we're literally told and more importantly SHOWN they're close bc of mutual admiration what sweeties they are to and fun they have together#and that they make make eachother feel understood and NORMAL.'heteronormative' my ass tdmm is the most t4t and autistic4autistic ship ever#lower your voice when you speak about them-especially if you stan hawks' dudebro cop ass and think dabitwice or minajirou are platonic#todomomo my darlings i'm so sorry the bnha fandom treated you so horribly because they couldn't accept that not every m/f ship is cishet#or that not every same gender relathionship is realistically queer instead of stereotyping and f*tishization#todomomo#t4t todomomo#todomomo protection squad#todoroki shouto#momo yaoyorozu#half bangladeshi rei agenda#blasian latina momo#trans todoroki#trans momo yaoyorozu#autistic todoroki#autistic momo yaoyorozu#adhd momo#momo yaoyorozu has ocd#momo yaoyorozu has anxiety#goth punk todoroki shouto#pastel punk momo yaoyorozu#agere flips!todomomo#tea blend crew#bnha geekery#💌#summerposting
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Three of them
#fire emblem#feh#DIRECTLY INSPIRED by how sometimes i like to cheat in heroes journey and bring duo al/sharena LMFAOO#two of them and some other guy. idk when it happened it just integrated here.#world is a fuck born to tag along. this applies to BOTH moe and sharena i think.#it is so funny and so important to me actually that 'sometimes there's a third one' applies to both of them#anyways please please PLEASE read into the characterization in the poses bc i'm going to throw up. and cry#like fuck i'll do it for you actually LMFAO like moe is just silly. nosferatu ass. why do you sleep like that.#it doesn't like being touched a whole lot though. it's extremely picky about it. it's easier to hold a stuffed animal instead.#alfonse has a higher tolerance for touch but it's still situational. but when he touches he clings.#also. one hand gripping the plush goat ear. an acknowledgement of moe's boundaries.#and the other hand. lightly subconsciously holding on to a tuft of sharena's hair.#sharena has grown out of being super cuddly w alfonse but she will take any and every opportunity to 'steal body warmth'#she also directly mirrors him.#also i think whenever she shares a bed/sleeping area w someone she's a bed hog. she is pushing you off that thang#if you're not Willing to be smooshed by her. also. which is why alfonse is acting as a barrier here too LMFAO#like it's just a tiny doodle esp cause i didn't have the energy to do more but it made me ache so bad#that i threw up and exploded and died. badly.#fe alfonse#sharena#moe tag#summoner oc#my art
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and by the way i fucking deserved better. you came back with your hand held out and asked me to love you again like i was a fool, like you knew i wanted you to do but you forgot friendship is a two way street and i loved you deeper than you loved yourself. i heard myself in your words and i knew the answer before you asked the question because i spent a year grieving and a year growing and another two years healing and three more years forgetting and you sent me a message asking me to forgive you as if i already hadn't done so. you asked to try again and i almost became the fool that did it because once upon a time we were best friends then we weren't and i cried at night wishing you'd come crawling back to say those words to me again. and i thought of all the ways i could tear you apart with my teeth before carefully mending you back together with my sparkly glue and my shaky sowing needle.
but in reality i knew if i let you in again that i could forgive you but i'd never be able to forgive myself. i'd be looking into the past and spitting into the face of the kid who gave up everything he felt about you to become me and i needed to let you go like the sand between my cupped hands. the ocean cleans away the grit and leaves seashells in them. its a reminder that there are still things to find and cherish. i deserve to love the world and you will not be a part of it. i am not sorry for that.
#text post#rabble poem#friendship#vent#the audacity of ex best friends to message you like 'hayyyyy'#begone bitche#and also imagine my face when i find out my message to her was in the echo of the vent letter i wrote in a vent book#i could forgive her but i'd never forgive myself <- fav line btw. no i am not being normal about it#also yeah i blocked her ass she was like 'i miss youuuuuu i miss our friendshiiiip'#girl. 6 years too late what. we homoerotically broke up /queer platonically in MIDDLE SCHOOL move ON#me as i say the most fucked up writing possible. listen i deserve it i was normal about it for like a MONTH#imagine my surprise when i open my facebook messanger at work and i see her name like i almost threw away the whole damn phone#she said she couldnt stop thinking about me tho like LMAO i live rent free in ur head?? have fun with that bye <3
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I will NEVER get over how the fandom treated her
#but she did show me how much fandom HATES women#I mean I'm late cause im not in fandom aside from looking for fan art#BUT STILL#it was really eye opening#you can have a man like crazy murder people#and like rag doll his son threw cities#but if a female character like fucks up#i didn't agree with her but she made up after all this was over#BUT EVEN THAT#SHE MORE HATED THEN THE LIKE A MAN THAT KILLS PEOPLE#godamn
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correct me if I'm wrong but I was just thinking about the roykeeley in season two of it all, and that fight where Keeley loses it at Roy for being clingy because she can't handle how close they are now that they work in the same building but like,,, Keeley and Roy would have been working in the same building while dating for a good chunk of season one as well.
She started working at Nelson Road before Jamie was even sent back to Manchester. They would of had months working in the same building, so either Roy has always been that clingy and Keeley just didn't mind at first, which I found doubtful given that it only takes her like a week to blow up at him for it in season two, or Roy being clingy is an out of character thing for him to be doing that should've raised some kind of red flag to friends and loved ones that I feel like from what we know about Keeley as a character would've been treated with more empathy than she actually had in the show.
#i'm going off of memory so this might not be anything#but wasn't one of her complaints that he sat quietly in her office reading when they were on break?#girl how is that being clingy and not just regular levels of wanting to spend time with your partner?#I stand by that Roy wasn't in the wrong for that#I actually stand by Roy not being in the wrong for MOST of his relationship with Keeley#I don't even think he was wrong for breaking up with her#I will not ever view breaking off a relationship you aren't happy in as selfish#and I don't care how much the show tries to make me view him as selfish for it or like he threw something good away#no he didn't#just because Keeley was hurt by being broken up with (understandable reaction) does not mean Roy did the wrong thing by breaking up with he#he looked at the way their relationship was going and saw that he wouldn't be happy if he stayed so he left#and the show tried to frame that as a bad thing#“maybe i should've just stuck around and enjoyed it”#no sir that's not how these things work#staying in a failing relationship just because you don't want to be alone isn't healthy you did the right thing#your career and your love life aren't metaphors for each other#and let me be clear Roy and Keeley were 100% a failing relationship right from the start of season 2 with the fight that inspired this post#keeley's feelings about the breakup aren't more valid then Roy's just because she's the hurt party#and they clearly broke up amicably if Keeley is willing to sit down and tell Phoebe about it with him#she wasn't jilted or wronged in any way and the show framing it like that grinds my fucking gears
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Nonstop whinning about how y'all are oppressed because your shitty ass and bland ships were made to be platonic instead of romantic but nobody ever brings up who we were found family-baited out the ass with what should've been the best fictional found siblinghood of the 2000s AND the 2010s
#yes i am spreading my anti zutara agenda but mORE IMPORTANTLY THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN FAMILY!!!!THEY *WANTED* TO BE THEY *DESERVED* TO BE#percy meant so much to nico and he clearly meant something big to her too and they tried so hard to show it despite their problems!!!#there was *love* there and rick just threw it all away the second he realized he'd made nico gay!!!I HATE HIM I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH#why do i get the feeling he knows he made percy also queer(trans woman + bi)and that's why she's forcing her with annabeth more than ever#HE IS SOOOOOOOOOO (throtles him around)AND PERCY AND NICO ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (happy autism noises)HOW'D *HE* COME UP WITH THEM#nico di angelo#percy jackson#persephone jackson#nico and percy#rr crit#pjo#hoo#this is an autistic 4 autistic and transmasc 4 transfem friendship y'all(also black 4 black to ME)#good times#letters from summer
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btw did i ever mention how my first ear piercing was done manually with a needle and no anesthetic and it was kinda fucked up
#sorry for the ear rants today im kinda having flashbacks /lh#ramble#personal#i think this is where my fear of 1) needles 2) being forcefully held in place started💀💀#like my aunt is a doctor so when i was 11 my mom decided that it'd be cheaper to have HER pierce my ears at home-#-than go get it done professionally#and it probably would've been perfectly fine. if the anesthetic worked on me. or if they at the very least listened to me when i said it-#-wasn't working. bc apparently it was one of those 'only works on some' ones.#so my mom held me in place while aunt slowly pierced each of my ears and tbh all i remember is crying and them yelling at me#i threw up at some point#THEN when she was finally done and tried to put in the prepared loop earrings it turned out that she made the holes too small#so she spent a few minutes trying to force them through open wounds that were too small#before they finally gave up bc i was abt to faint#then afterwards i had to wait like a year for the holes to heal THEN get it done professionally like a normal fucking human💀💀#yippee doctor trauma!!#i love traumadumping at 2:30am!!!!!!!!!!
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to say that im shocked as fuck that a guy who i only saw like two vids of (james somerthon i cant spell his name) turned out to be a plagiarist is a bit of understatement
#author makes a speech#i already knew about flilip#and the illinaughti thing is pretty much common knowledge at this point along with the super fucked up things she did#internet historian always sucked#but james threw me off guard#then again his attack on titan video did have rancid vibes so that shouldve been a red flag lol
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also i am full on psychotic. in my dreams im talking delusions, hallucinations, paranoia, like what. does it mean.
#had a whole freak out my math prof called me a psychopath in front of the whole class and told me to get the fuck out#so i left and had a panic attack about it and then i went back to apologize and she said none of that happened. and i realized it didn’t#make any sense for her to say any of that and i must have imagined it. and then i panicked some more and threw up and thought the govt was#going to target me because i pressed the wrong button on the elevator#and then i went home and craved a smoke so i did that in secret and the whole time i reeked like cigarettes and i wanted to tell my parents#what happened but i was scared to acknowledge it#this was only marginally worse than the giant moth attack dream i had last week
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ghezikjfjekzjkezn i cannot fucking WAIT to move out
#my mom went in my room while i was gone AGAIN#and she threw out stuff AGAIN#it wasnt even the guest room i squat in. i wasnt even gone 24 hours. it was MY room the one nobody else ever has to interact with.#she threw out the carboard boxes i wanted to keep to see if i could craft smth with them#and i knowwww i have a hoarding problem but man. it was a couple of packs of cereals. it was nothing.#i want to throw out everything i've ever fucking owned i want to live in an EMPTY APPARTEMENT i want to own nothing but a mattress#im going to try to talk to her reasonably about it#and like. i feel like a monster because theoretically it's lovely and in credibly nice of her to clean my room#but i did not fucking ask!! holy shit i think i'm old enough to have some fucking responsability over how my room is#it was rank but it's MY room it's out of the way nobody else ever HAS to go in#and i understand i understand yes age is a factor but also as long as i live w my parents (or anybody else) ill have to compromise some#but holy shit!! what if it's filthy? let me live in my filth until i learn to clean it up properly#you could at least fucking ASK. or WARN me. or i dont know. mind your fucking business.#jesus christ im starting to remember why i dont ask for help#broadcasting my misery#vent
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Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die
#i cant even shes just so dangerously stupid#she thinks energy drinks with natural caffeine are safe to give people who have been told by doctor doing take caffeine with thia meds#ahe thinks of a child is CHOCKING to lie them face down n rub their back#she has the evangelical woman voice worse then women I've met n that cult ahe giggles constantly and behaves like the stereotype lil german#boy just got a lollipop over.... everyone and everything whe acts likw an 11 year old I just got the first boyfriend and all they could talk#is how perfect their boyfriend is and they're so pretty good for that I pulled a boyfriend is and it's like a God thing that they met how#SOOOOOOOOOO in love while constantly nonstop touching ahe has to be touching him her hand on his thigh her atm linked with his her heaf on#his chest she has to be in her lap they make out all over the place IT'S DISGUSTING AND EMBARRASSING STOP SWAPPING SPIT#she started a i. hwr words 'love diary of their love journey' they hadn't been dateing 2 months her kids are spoiled fake Instagram bitches#with such shitty views on politics SHE'S A TRUMP FAN GIRL SHENLOVES TRUMP MY DAD BROUGHT IN A TRUMPIE#there's so much i cant even say because even admitting it on tumblr is too embarrassing i wanted.to.likw her i liked her the first day but#THE MORE I GET TO KNOW GET THE MORE N MORE N MISS RED FKAGS#she threw away all my siblings clothes school books toys uniforms for sports their in toys i bought them that week make up jewelry#in the disguise of helping clean house#while i was at the hospital the kids call me in tears i call her beg her to wait and nope.ahe didn't i found the bags by the curb i brought#my dad sided with hwr because 'she didn't mean any harm she didn't know sje was throwing them away'#my mom hasn't bsen dead a year he started dating right after ahe died#hes talking about marrying this woman this woman who has never had an honest educated thought once in her life#WHO ASLO SPEMDA MONEY LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR AHE CAME FROM A WITCH FAMILY HER LAST TWO HUSBANDA WERE TOUCH SHE HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE COMMON#SHE SPENDS LIKE SHE STILL HAS MONEY WHEN SHE DOSE NOT AND IT'S LIKE YOU DID NOT JUST SPEND OVER 180 DOLLARS N PASTRIES GOD#SHES SO FUCKIN STUPID AND EVERY HOLIDAY SINCE MY MOM DIED WVERY FAMILY GWT TOGETHER BECAUSE WE DON'T TALK OR.DO ANYTHING WITH MOM'S SIDE#OF THE FAMILY ANYMORE SHE'S THERE EVERY WINGLE MOTHER FUCKIN WEEKEND SHES HERE I'M EXHAUSTED SHES PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DRAINING TO BE ARO#OUND SHES LIKE IF SOMEONE TOOK A GOLDEN RETRIEVER ON A DIET OF JUST FUCKIN COCAINE LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH LOLLY AND CRUELLA DEVILLE AND FUSE#THEN TOOK A STRAW AND DRANK ALL THE SMARTS OUT OF THAT BEING#UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH MY DADS GOIN TO NARRY RHIA BITCH SHES GOIN TO TRY TO BE A MOTHER TO ME AND MY SIBLINGS AND THEY'RE GOIN TO#be so fucked up because her kids are not ok SHE FUCKED THEM OVER BAD SHE HAS FOUR KIDS ALL ADULTS THEY'RE JUST WOW#I HATE MY LIFE I HATE WHAY FUTURE MY FAMILY IS GOIN TO BE THE GOOD THINGS IS I WON'T HAVE TO STAY I CAN GO N MAKE A NEW ONE WITH MY WIFE#FOR ME BUT MY SIBLINGS ARE FUCKED AND ANYTIME I WANT TO VISIT MY FAMILY YANDERE GOLDEN RETRIEVER BITCH WILL BE THERE WORMING HWR WAY IN#SHES CONSTANTLY CALLING N TEXTING MY DAD NONSTOP OF SHE'S NOT NEXT TO HIM AND IF HE CAN'T RESPOND INSTANT SHE FREAKS OUT N BUGS ME
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