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HOLD ME LIKE A KNIFE
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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
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” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out
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kind of useful that i have a major spike in nightmares when depression is an issue because it's a surefire sign that that's what's going on but on the other hand id like to not have a major spike in nightmares when depression is an issue?
#on one hand them being complete nonsense is great in comparison to it being more based on life stuff#on the other hand. what the fuck man.#trouble sleeping and nightmares. Cool#it was really funny last week i woke up and was like oh damn okay it is that bad huh
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okay. no more classwork today. i did two major things. pacing myself. doing an insane amount of work over tomorrow and sunday anyway
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Girl: maybe he’s not a real leftist after all
Me trying to spell bougerwahzee bougiorsee boojuarsae. Boourjua-
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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deeply believe that caleb, jester and beau have a book club where they gather once a month in the salon in the tower, dress up nice, pour some fine wine by the fire, and take it in turns to read each other the worst erotica they could find that month and then vote on whose was worst
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I'm just like that tortured character in that movie except none of those things happened to me
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There’s still debate about split attraction on my dash why do you people even care
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I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted
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new game changer episode was pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good. pretty good.
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