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urbanflorals · 5 months

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Kenji: Which country has the most birds?

Kenji: Portu-geese!

Nazeera: That's a language.

Kenji: Portu-gull?

Nazeera: Good recovery.

Juliette: I think you mean good re-dovery.

Aaron: TURKEY. HOW DID YOU MISS TURKEY?

#shatter me #shatter me memes #shatter me incorrect quotes #aaron warner #juliette ferrars #kenji kishimoto #nazeera ibrahim #aaron x juliette #kenji x nazeera #warnette #ignite me #unravel me #defy me #restore me #imagine me #tahereh mafi #books

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cyanidesouffle · 14 days

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Okay but why the f*ck did they put Winston on the cover for Imagine me??? 😂😂🥴😭

Don't try to argue that that's Warner. Warner doesn't wear glasses. It's literally the exact same picture as the wiki uses for Winston anyway. Glasses, book, blue shirt.

#It's like they looked over the pictures on the wiki and just guessed who was an important character #And let me tell you #Winston is not one of them #I'm sorry Winston #But you are not #You basically died in Restore me anyway #And nobody cared #Fairyloot #shatter me memes #shatter me series #aaron warner #juliette ferrars #shatter me #winston shatter me series #kenji kishimoto #nazeera ibrahim #Hi I'm not dead btw #Imagine if they had put Anderson on there 👀

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shallyne · 6 months

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Kenji: that is legit the same tubboware I gave Nazeera

Warner: what are you saying? Say it again

Kenji: tubboware

Warner: say it again, slow

Kenji: tubboware

Warner: slow, very slow. Say the first syllable

Kenji: tub

Warner: wrong

Kenji: what do you mean, wrong?

Warner: You're throwing B's at me. It's P's, Kishimoto.

Kenji: What are you talking about?

Warner: Tupperware. Tupper.

Kenji: It's tupper?

Warner: it always has been

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simpingforwomen · 3 months

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Warner: I’ll be so good to you, Juliette. I promise.

Juliette, reaching for his gun in his jacket:

#shatter me #warner x juliette #juliette ferrars #juliette x warner #shatter me warner #Aaron Warner #shatter me memes #ignite me #believe me #destroy me #book memes

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bibliophile-core · 4 months

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Drunk Juliette scenarios

Juliette: okay how bad was I?

Kenji:

Juliette: kenji??

Kenji: uhmm…we found you in your car

Juliette: that’s not that bad

Kenji: in the middle of the lake

Juliette: ……

Kenji: you were screaming “ahoy mateys we have reached land”

Juliette: kill me now

Kenji: exactly what i said when I found out i was your ‘best friend’

#fantasy books #romance books #shatter me #kenji kishimoto #juliette ferrars #aaron warner #shatter me memes #book #book memes #shatter me incorrect quotes #shatter me series #their friendship is everything to me #Juliette being Juliette

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bookishpedia · 10 months

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Aaron: *taps the table*

Nazeera: *taps back*

Kenji: What are they doing?

Juliette: Morse code.

Aaron: *aggressively taps the table*

Nazeera: slams her fist* YOU TAKE THAT

BACK-

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aireenwarner · 1 year

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Warner: Am i in hell?

Kenji: No, Warner. If you were in hell you’d be on the throne and the devils would be packing

#shatter me #aaron warner #kenji kishimoto #warnette #aaron x ella #juliette ferrars #unravel me #ignite me #restore me #defy me #imagine me #believe me #tahereh mafi #incorrect shatter me quotes #shatter me meme #kenji x nazeera #nazeera ibrahim

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ant-thebooknerd · 1 month

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Nazeera: I feel like doing something stupid.

Kenji: I’m stupid, do me.

#at the airport and I found books I need what do I do #shatter me #kenji x nazeera #kenji kishimoto #nazeera ibrahim #aaron warner #juliette ferrars #warnette #unravel me #ignite me #restore me #defy me #imagine me #meme

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reidiot · 8 months

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aaron warner & aaron warner after kenji gave him a haircut

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michyeosseo · 28 days

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She is not allowed to go. Quickly, call her back.

Zeng Li as SHEN MUYUE

THE LEGEND OF SHEN LI (2024) 1.23

#cdramaedit #cdrama #the legend of shen li #zeng li #与凤行 #shenli spoilers #jlfx when i catch you #soul shattering sorrow #voice not recovered at all but the moment she was alone the mask completely fell #cradling the tattered personal effects retrieved #she didn't even care about her injuries she just wanna have ah'li back #current mood is the youlan meme yesterday except it's me hitting my head over and over grieving along with mother muyue

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urbanflorals · 6 months

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Juliette: What if I press the brake and the gas at the same time?

Kenji: The car takes a screen shot.

Aaron: For the last time, get the fuck out.

#shatter me #aaron warner #juliette ferrars #kenji kishimoto #incorrect quotes #shatter me memes #books #unravel me #ignite me #restore me #tahereh mafi

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cyanidesouffle · 1 year

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“Where’d you get your tattoo from?” “These?” He looks at his arms again. “No.” I reach for his shirt, tugging it up so unsuccessfully he nearly loses his balance. He stumbles back against the wall. I push the material up toward his collar. Fight back a blush. Touch his chest. Touch the bird. “Where’d you get this from?” - Shatter me

I completely forgot Juliette pulls UP Adam's shirt when she wants to point at his tattoo. Like, girl was so horny it's tragic.

"The one on your chest", would have sufficed dear.

You didn't have to expose his nipples like that.

#shatter me memes #shatter me series #juliette ferrars #adam kent #shatter me

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ashleyishotfr · 7 months

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The lyrics : "i would take a bullet for you just to prove my love...only to find out your are the one holdin' the gun.."

Fits Aaron warner sm

Like omg yessss

Also this : " Mama I'm in-love with a criminal " fits Juliette tbh