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A Review of my time in Skyrim's Prisons (Featuring some followers): Riften Jail
Part 5 of my Skyrim Prison Review series. This chapter finally breaks the "every interior looks the damn same" chain by looking at Riften, Skyrim's capital of corruption, inequality and... fishing. I think that last one might be important.
Since my last review the inner circle has grown a few notches. Joining me this time is Dunmer heartthrob Teldryn Sero, Whiterun's finest donkey Lydia, Jordan the peak Riekling specimen and the returning Inigo and Sofia. Actually getting arrested and put into the cell here proved surprisingly difficult. We first tried punching one of the homeless people on the streets unprompted but nobody batted an eye when we did. Then I tried stealing food from a nearby cart but again, nothing. So for the third attempt I thought of a real humdinger. I went into the orphanage and suplexed the old lady running it so hard that her spine broke and she died instantly. The children in the orphanage were naturally very happy and- wait, happy!? I was shocked to find them all celebrating her death! I mean she was called Grelod the Kind for Diagna's sake! I swear, kids these days are so ungrateful! Nobody even called the guards! I murdered an innocent old lady without consequence and I have no idea why. In the end we had to literally beat a guard to death to finally get in enough trouble to warrant an arrest. So much hassle, and for what? Well let's see...
Riften's cell is oddly nice, with a full bed provided in each cell as well as a desk, lighting setup and chairs (no rug though, unfortunately). It was also quite cramped inside the cell with all us inside of it due to the relatively small floor size. Had we all not decided to investigate as a group this would've likely been far more adequate of a cell. There are even multiple other cells in this jail, so it's clearly built for capacity (Maven has a lot of enemies it would seem).
Attached to the back wall was a pull ring. The ring in question somewhat blended in with the dark colouration of the walls and pulling on it opened a secret entrance and revealed a secret tunnel behind the prison walls. The actual outline for the secret entrance was quite clearly visible so identifying it as a possible escape route was easy. Normally in this situation I'd leap at the opportunity to criticise the laziness of the guards in not being able to identify the obvious avenue for escape, likely by making some joke about them being more blind than a Falmer or the like, but given the very obvious and deep-rooted corruption in Riften hold (which on fear of my life I know nothing about), it's more likely the guards know about it but are paid to turn a falmer's eye. This isn't as bad as the guards being incompetent at their jobs. It's worse. It shows just how tarnished the internal systems of this city are and is beyond shameful.
Further down the path we were greeted by... a bathing spot? Excess water flow point? Fishing training spot? Given the large Riften fishing scene I'm inclined to assume it's the latter (See? Told you the fishing would be important!). Unfortunately when we arrived there were no fish in the water or indeed fishers-in-training doing their practice reels. Perhaps they were taking the day off?
The path continued downward to eventually lead to a sewer grate (very original, Riften. Veeeeerrrry original). We sent Jordan ahead first to ensure the path ahead wasn't too mucky and/or filled with waste. He (She? It?) was hesitant at first but a quick reminder of her (His? Its?) position in our tribe proved convincing enough to put its (I'm going with its) mind at ease.
We were dropped out of the grate into the depths of Lake Honrich. Hardly the most glamourous escape but it sufficed. Inigo wasn't particularly happy getting his fur so wet but the damage had already been dealt. We took this opportunity to return to the jail normally using guard armour and a few brilliant false moustaches as disguises to look at the space outside the cells.
As previously mentioned, there are a lot of cells in this jail, significantly more than most and the building is well-designed to accommodate these large cells. Though if the rather pompous-looking man in the top left corner is any indication some of the more well-off prisoners can quite easily obtain certain luxuries for their cell. It's also worth noting that (while not pictured above because I forgot to take a visual illustration of it at the time) the prisoner belonging chest is in a wholly separate room in the jail, multiple rooms apart from where the cells are located so no optimistic burglar is picking their cell lock, breaking into the belongings chest and retrieving their beloved Nightingale Boots easily, that's for sure!
Overall... wow. This jail is something else. Much like Riften itself it's simultaneously a brilliant location that operates highly efficently or the biggest sack of Chaurus droppings I've ever encountered. Much of it's defining strengths only exist due to deep seated corruption and the influence of one particularly angry middle-aged woman making them so (which again, I reiterate, I know *nothing* about). As such I can't in good faith call Riften Jail an adequate prison.
Final score: Three Nightingale Boots out of Ten Nightingale Boots
Thank you for reading this review. Next time we go slightly more formal and investigate Imperial HQ, Solitude and the Castle Dour Dungeons
#skyrim#tes v#tes v skyrim#inigo#inigo the brave#skyrim prison review#sofia skyrim#Riften#Riften Jail#We do a little thievery#maven black briar#Maven is a bitch#Teldryn sero#lydia skyrim#Jordan the Riekling Warrior#riekling#cool jail#shame about the corruption
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i personally cannot bring myself to actually watch the video, so uh
#jenna marbles i still think about you to this day#we didn’t deserve her and that’s why she had to leave#steven lim you bourgeois#i used to call shane the people’s princess#well now you have brought shame to the people#ryan is kinda dumb i think#fame and money is the corrupter as always#watcher#free palestine#class solidarity
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Want to bet that at some point Danny with Tuckers help rigs up a livestream of the inside of the Fenton Fridge™ to try and catch how long it takes the hotdogs to turn into ghosts. Mostly he just wants some idea of when to clean out the fridge to prevent sudden hotdog attacks. No one outside of Amity Park takes it serious and thinks it is just a joke. A more boring version of a watch the lettuce outlast the politician only they don't know the context of the joke.
Then the live stream starts to glitch. Weird artifacting and fuzzing along the edges of the hotdog package form. A few people start to notice the odd items in the fridge like the specimen sample container filled with what looks like lime green jello. That sometimes the hands that rifle through it to take stuff out are wearing protective gloves.
The ARG people start to trickle into the stream and pick through past footage and Danny's other videos. His channel which had just a dozen or so followers ticks upwards and people join in on the new "Fridge Livestream ARG".
With his friends help Danny leans hard into letting people think it is an AGR. Tucker on the digital side with allowing more controlled bursts of the ecto-interfearence on the stream. Rigging up custom emots, notifications, and a donation page. Sam helps provide creepy ghost vegetables and fruit. Undergrowth's contact in the city has caused some creepy garden hotspots that grow super weird vegetables. Like potatoes that look like screaming faces or carrots with ridges like closed eyes. Danny starts moving the overflow of lab fridge stuff into the regular fridge things. Instead of them being banished to the drawer of shame Jazz created. Timing swapping the stuff into place with the bursts of artifacting Tucker lets through.
#danny phantom#ARG au#Danny Fenton#the fenton fridge is so haunted#while they try their sometimes they forgets which fridge he left the latest ectoplasm sample in#that or they run out of room and it get to live in the drawer of shame Jazz made the them use for lab stuff the kitchen fridge#she gave up long ago trying to keep the kitchen fridge for food only#Tucker rigs this up as a extra credit project for his collage profile#Tucker starts to throw in some extra effects to help hide the actual stuff caused by the ectoplasm interference#it nearly hurts him to allow the footage to corrupt more as he worked so hard to minimize it to begin with#Danny starts to mess about with the livestream with Sam's help#undergrowth messing about before caused some areas to grow really creepy veggies now#Danny is having a ball with this#he even leaves the fenton thermos in the fridge once#sometimes he goes invisable and intangable to move stuff about
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there’s something sooooo fucked up and fun about learning someone’s hard limits and hearing that they only exist because “that just kind of seems icky” and then like three months later they’re squirming under you and cumming hard while you do the thing they said was icky before. interesting how that works.
#mine#anyways. my#bf and i have been nonstop corrupting each other this entire relationship. if you asked me a year and a half ago if i would have ever done#puppy play j would have been like ew gross. and if you’d’ve asked him about medical kinks he would have said the same#and look at us now#mostly this is about using the word rape though. oh u don’t want me to call it that? but u get wet when i do? interesting. seems like you do#seems like the shame & ickiness only makes it hotter.#and about um. other things but.
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The way Daryl went from an immature racist hothead to the kinda guy who finds the time to learn sign language so that he can be friends with a deaf woman, despite all the shit going on. All that had to happen was for Merle to fuck off.
#I'm obsessed with him I'm sorry#everybody else be having corruption arcs#and then there's Daryl consistently one-upping himself#apocalypse was good for him#it's a shame that's what it took tho#also I LOVE his and Connie's dynamic#''you sign with a southern accent'' ''really 😮''#I like that he told her about Merle#despite everything he still talks about him.#twd liveblog#the walking dead
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reading thru old meta posts on qian qiu and there's like, some stuff I agree with sure but there's also a lot I don't lol. w like yan wushi especially. there's a lot of. I think too much conventional-mindedness in approaching yws even from the ppl who did like him as a character. saying he's a difficult character, and is meant to be a difficult character, but then still framing him along more conventional moral frameworks. yet another apartment 'complex'? strange, I find it quite simple moments.
#qian qiu#yan wushi#sorry so many of you are still hung up over the *chapter 45* '''''betrayal''''' rip but i'm different#(though I wonder if I'd feel this way if ppl hadn't made such a big deal of it and so I was expecting The Betrayal to be like. worse lol)#like for me since I was expecting *a* betrayal when I hit it in chap 45 I was like. this is it? lmao I thought it was sth actually serious#and then ppl like I can't let it go or I can't get over him saying he doesn't regret it - like god forbid women do anything forreal#the thing about yan wushi is he is not just master-less he's also in many ways *peer*-less#and that's why to him he was so much on the 'what a shame you're like the one guy who maybe could have been my rival but you're not'#I think ppl see rival as like. could be my enemy. but it's like. someone has to be your peer to be your rival#and it's very much established that yan wushi even before his power level is like maxed up has this wild potential#there's that chap where sq reflects on what qfg said abt yws having the potential to be better than him#but also I think it's a huge mistake to see/think of yws as amoral#he HAS morals. they're just not the same as yours#he doesn't care about the greater good as a rule but he's also not completely indifferent to it#and like. I think it's also a simplification to say that 'sq breaks the rules of yws's world of human nature being inherently corrupt etc'#I think that's a belief that yws holds about human nature but I think he's also like. smarter than to believe in absolutes?#and besides. to say it that way I think frames it as if yws is in denial about sq's existence and nature#I just don't get that sense from him - imo he sees sq as more of a curiosity than a like aberration#he's testing sq's bottom line not necessarily bc he's convinced sq is secretly evil but he because he wants to see what sq's bottom line is#and he wants to know that because sq's nature is so different than his own or those he generally encounters and understands from people#he's squishing sq like a dog with a chew toy not because he wants to destroy it but because he wants to see exactly what kind of noises#he can get out of it and exactly how far he can squish it before it starts being too much#(but also I think bc he sees sq's potential to be on his level and wants to see if that can get teased out)#in a like... bonsai shaping kind of way#yes he's pruning the tree back and sometimes pruning & shaping quite hard#but as with the art of bonsai - it's an interactive dance and like only the tree can add material#and for all that you can prune & shape the tree you will never know exactly what the tree will do#SQ is also like a tree in the sense that like you have to prune to get read of dead growth & also encourage new growth#and SQ goes from that like houseplant side of the meme that's like i'm allergic to tapwater#to flourishing under the adversity and the 'i can eat thru concrete'
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any time anybody asks me if i will do character playlists i always um and ah about it (i honestly don’t think my music knowledge is good enough, overall) but the deciding factor is always that. this particular piece of music can’t be found on spotify and it would Have to go on Twilit’s playlist so. even if i ever did any they wouldn’t be Complete 😔
#posts from the mortal world#RO: twilit#catch me shamelessly loading every single illidari song onto malkorath's playlist#and all the nazjatar stuff onto lithiana's#anyway sorry i know this is random but. i'm In It at the moment friends#my laptop. coughed her last and died#and i didn't lose any writing because i backup Obsessively (back up your files kids!)#but my twine save somehow got corrupted... and i have to re-code the entire chapter#and i'm feeling very. lying facedown on the floor crying. about everything but especially the prospect of redoing so much work#and my usual goto when my brain is in Weeping and Wailing is to play WoW because it regulates the brain juices easily#but without my laptop i Can't. so i've just been listening to music#but it's not helping in fact it's making me miss it more#so... feh#emerald nightmare my beloved it's so totally Twilit in vibe#the weird. wet breathing noises?? impeccable#ny'alotha wishes it had what emerald nightmare has#hell some Horror Games wish they had what emerald nightmare has#it sure is a Shame that wow never got any expansions after legion but at least it went out on a high note it could have been Much worse
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Post series Heinkel/Seras is very funny to me and also has so much potential.
Like obviously the parallels to Anderson/Alucard are tasty but it’s not purely just the next gen lesbian version of that dynamic. Both Anderson and Alucard are Very Fucked Up and that’s what makes their relationship fun.
Heinkel, especially after the events of the series is indeed very Fucked Up but Seras is not, which means this could go in several ways, including Heinkel being determined to turn their relationship into this hate-fuelled rivalry that will eventually erupt into a deadly orgy of violence and hate-sex while Seras is like ‘So glad to see you again would you like some tea? :)’
#hellsing#they end up having tea and henkel is internally going 'is this a date? has this abomination tricked me on a date to corrupt me?'#while seras is chatting about how she likes making tea and it's such a shame she can't drink tea anymore#heinkel/seras#heinkel wants to spiral into mutually assured destruction#while seras is all 'no :)'
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What if “I did all of it for you,” was about Dean but it also wasn’t. It was as much about punishing the family with a firm hand for not seeing things his way?
#spn parallels#daring to parallel John and cas#taking power by force on behalf of the family#then becoming the tyrant that has no family#absolute power corrupts absolutely#which is why I think chuck won is just as delicious as corrupted jack#spnwin#spnwin parallels#about choosing war to keep loved ones out of it#but also being about simmering anger shame powerlessness#I’m fighting to protect you I swear
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There is such an intense storm in my soul.
#/vent#personal#i am doing what i can to just bury it all under pretty flowers pictures and jokes but it starts to corrupt me#something has been gradually corrupting me from within for months but i start to SEE effects now#it is not that i think there is something shameful in pain and negativity! vents are ok!#it is more that there is no REAL way to talk about it. with anyone.#i need to let it out somehow though.#it is not possible to visit a psychologist regularly in THIS sort of crisis#but maybe i could pay for a couple of visits to just SHARE my pain without being afraid of potential consequences#i really dont want this mask to eventually fall apart and reveal a pathetic eternally crying face underneath#but the more i try to keep it inside the less pleasant i am to interact with
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Sitting with my head in my hands. Luci in a timeline where he’s been convinced, at great difficulty, to betray Bean + Elfo is. so horrible. and will climb the ranks of the Hells causing incredible chaos (even by their standards) before self-destructing.
#OOC / HOLLY.#MOBILE.#the timeline where the mortal corrupts the devil#prey on his shame and his pain and his fear#til all that’s left is someone who so hates his own heart he’s going to make the Hells choke on it#he won’t care about anything or anyone ever again#there’s no ambition only burning
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theres a ghost haunting me its called psychological egoism
#viewing everything through this lens is rotting me from the inside#but imo its unfortunately just jow humans are built#the only people we have to live with is ourselves#and capitalism makes people exploit and deceive eachother subconsciously#so society is a victim of governments encouraging an egoistic mindset#and people feel shame about it and try to depict themselves as morally superior than those who play the game#at the end of the say selfishness is a human trait just trying to keep it at a low of a level as possible#without allowing people to walk all over you (which requires self prioritization to actualize)#but people only wanna talk ahout selfishness in a morally corrupt light#when in certain contexts objective selfishness is necessary#and it just makes you human#humans are fundamentally fucked up#still makes me feel like absolute shit tho#but also seeing these patterns in thoughts feelings and behaviors of myself is what really gets to me#i wanna be a good person so bad but its impossible its paradoxical#theres heaven and hell inside of each person nobody is safe#its fucking terrifying#mi writes
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im so tired these days. i feel like everything is starting to grind to a halt. but it's ok. i will keep trying
#everywhere i go i keep seeing systems that are not flawed but corrupted by design and i'm so tired of it#i don't want to be a part of any of it#i want to break free of it all and live without shame#i'm tired of fighting#this is about so many many things lol#recently i have given up on my family and i don't want to talk to any of them anymore#fun fact! my brother got arrested#and my family is still defending him and enabling his actions#i've gotten more flak for skipping class for one day because my uterus was kliling me and i wanted to die#than he has for literally getting arrested#which is insane#like i don't want to be a part of this anymore#i'm so disappointed#my therapist says i need to let it all go and start working hard for myself#and not to prove any points#so i'm trying to let it all go#but i'm so tired#it's infuriating to wake up and see him at the computer all day and then go home and see him at the computer all night#and then getting yelled at because i forgot to wash the dishes after coming home from working a shift at school or from an exam#im just venting here because this blog ties me to nothing irl lmao#all i want is a friend and even that i have found is getting muddled up in school#who can i trust?#why are you all so hellbent on some strange popularity contest we aren't in high school anymore#is it so bad to be a little bit kinder and friendlier to someone who's struggling jsut as much as you are#im not even angry i'm just disappointed#i feel like i am constantly being let down#how's that for emotional awareness malar...#oh she used my session as a model session for a training therapist#does this mean i am a Good Patient (thing that is reasonable to want)#she also says that something that sets me apart from her other patients is my resilience
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i will repeat, for no reason in particular
taboo kinks are inexorably queer. as it stands, it is queer to grow up physically or sexually abused, to have your sexuality disorganized instead of understood and reinforced. it is queer to suppress your attraction to kids your age and instead develop a complex around your abusive parent that you feel weird about. it is queer to have notions of consent be corrupted by ritual shame and humiliation. we cannot all be perfect victims of cisheteronormative society, saying otherwise is placing your own feelings of disgust over reality.
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The Daycare
Danny moves to Gotham after Lady Gotham themselves asks for his help.
Gotham's natural ecto has been deteriorating, and considering ecto was what held everything in existence together safely this was a major problem for Lady Gotham.
If Gotham got too bad it would spread to the rest of the world, and could cause it to cease to exist entirely.
So Danny came, as the Ghost King he had the power to filter in great amounts of the corrupt ecto just by being in the city.
But part of his obsession was protection & helping, Gotham already had a lot of help (Batfam). So he decided to focus on helping not with the problem at the top (villains), but with the problems at the bottom.
The problems at the bottom that would be the root cause in breeding more problems.
After all, many didn't start evil, but need and desperation pushed them towards that path.
So Danny moved to the worst part of Gotham, The Bowery.
What did he do there?
Why open a Daycare of course!
Many parents could not get a good or stable job simply because they needed to look after their kids and could not afford to pay the daycare fee.
Danny wasn't worried about money after all the coffers that he inherited as king would take forever to even make a dent in it, and that's only if he was living a very lavish lifestyle everyday for several human generations.
With this in mind his Daycare fee was pretty much nothing.
He would take care of the children of a very wide age group, while the adults could focus on getting a decent job or even returning to school for a higher education for better opportunities.
How does he care for so many children?
He duplicates himself of course!
At least in the very beginning, after a while he begins expanding his Daycare offering classes and tutoring to the children as well as free food at all times.
Who's helping him ?
His ex-rouges and other ghosts who volunteered.
Lunch Lady absolutely adores having so many people and kids to make food for, and Box Lunch can socialize and play with the other kids while she works.
Ember even volunteers to be the music teacher!
Danny has the help of many ghosts who once they heard his plans were very excited to help, many having the obsession with teaching children or in general. Other ghosts helped with building, expanding, and just generally helping maintain the building in great shape. Even building a very diverse and fun playground.
Of course all this catches the attention of Red Hood. Danny just appears one day on his territory with many others and practically having a building appear out of nowhere with how fast it was built, asking literal pennies to take care of the children, and free food for anyone who asks.
All that gains a lot of attention and is rather suspicious.
But the crime rate has been going down since he opened, which is a good thing.
But many people don't want good things and decide messing with Danny and his Daycare.
Unfortunately for them cuz Danny is absolutely down for violence if he's protecting what's his.
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Villain: "What a lovely place you have here would be a shame if something were to happen"
Danny who has the audacity to fight Gods and win: "Someone call an ambulance! But not for me!
Also Danny: "These hands are rated E for everyone"
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Other people:"Should we call someone for help?"
The ghosts:" Nah, let him have his fun he needs his enrichment"
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Red Hood: "He's very suspicious"
Danny is absolutely covered in paint and singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star with the young kids: "Ah yes I'm totally doing normal Gothamite behavior"
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Lady Gotham is having some self care spa time she's having a grand time: "Should I warn the young king of the other halfa (Jason)? Hmm best not, it'll be more entertaining if it happens naturally"
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Just an Idea
#dp x dc#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#batman#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#jason todd#red hood#dc x dp crossover#dp#ghost king danny phantom#ghost#ghost king danny#ghosts#Daycare#daycare#Lady Ghotam#she/they#pronouns for Lady Gotham#batfamily#adult danny phantom
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It would be hilarious if villains loved Nightwing and were terrified of Officer Dick Grayson.
Dick Grayson- who is used to open spaces and adrenaline- being stuck in a boring bleak office, surviving on shots of coffee and red bull with caffeine that would make Tim concerned.
The thugs soon realised that unlike most of the other cops - Dick was from Gotham.
No one fucks with Gothamites.
Villain *shooting at Dick with machine guns*
Dick *appearing from the shadows behind him*: Boo.
Villain: THIS IS A FIVE STOREY BUILDING HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE
Or
Thief *throwing a counting down bomb at Dick*
Dick: *catching and tossing the bomb at a safe distance before turning round and shooting it so it explodes mid air while running after thief*
Thief: .. what the actual fuck
Dick: Gee look at all that time you had! Shame you threw it away :D
Thief:
Dick: I’m from Gotham
Thief *realising they fucked up* : Please don’t steal my bones
OR
Shooter: *sets elaborate booby traps throughout the houses in an active hostage situation*
Dick *using his training as robin and inhuman flexibility to surpass them with ease*: Ah been a while since I got to have a nice stretch thank you.
Shooter:
Dick:
Shooter:
Dick: .. Hi :)
Shooter: Are you Satan?
AND
In interrogation room
Murderer: I think I’ll take your eyes and add them to my collection
Dick *running on spite and caffeine that could give Superman a sugar rush* : Funny.. I was going to say the same thing to you
Murderer: .. what
Dick: I wouldn’t take your eyes though.. they look like the inspiration behind the whole Medusa’s “look at it and you turn to stone” thing-
Murderer: Hey! Take that back before I gut you
Dick *smile stretching wider without blinking* : oh? Or what? I know everything about you. Who says I can’t kill you and walk out with everyone being none the wiser? I know how to kill someone too..you aren’t special.
Murderer:
Murderer: I’m scared for my safety.
Because the thing is, Nightwing is who Dick really is. It’s who he can be free as, be himself as without red tapes and regulations. Where he can give as good as he gets, and he’s kind and empathetic. He gets to help the downtrodden and goes easy on most of them if they give up right away, not to mention the fact that he never causes permanent damage.
But officer Dick Grayson is a different story. He runs on sleepless nights and no self preservation. Seeing an officer with an uncanny skill set they’re scarily good at, not to mention the cheery attitude he always has scares the shit out of criminals. Cuz no way in hell is a smiling Gothamite not a deranged one. He chases crimes like a bloodhound, and isn’t afraid to make good on threats he makes to ensure they never hurt anyone again.
Bonus if the batfam doesn’t know about this.
Red hood: Shit I can’t believe we ended up in Bludhaven
Red Robin *tying up the corrupt politican* : Since this is a sensitive case, we need someone we can trust to make sure it is seen through.
Red hood: .. So we paying a visit to Officer Grayson?
Politician *screeching* : NO NO NO NO! PLEASE NOT HIM!! JUST KILL ME INSTEAD AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY I CANT DEAL WITH HIM!
Red hood: .. is he fucking serious?
Henchmen: Sir he is. And we agree. Please take our bones and kill us but don’t take us to Officer Grayson.
Red Robin: Wait what did he do?
Henchman 1: He asked boss if the hat was sentient.. and said that if it was would it make that hat the top and boss the bottom.
Henchman 2: Last time we met I tried to shoot him but suddenly my gun was blank and he raised his hand and let the ammo drop
Red Hood: Well even I could do that-
Henchman 2: They were my bullets. I had selected the colour personally.
Red robin *growing concerned*
Henchman 3: He sang a lullaby to a child when we were holding the station hostage, and replaced the people with my family members. He even sang their social security numbers!
Henchman 4: He’s the most dangerous of them all. I ain’t shitting ya when I say he’s as scary as the bat from Gotham.
*all nodding in agreement*
Red hood:
Red Robin:
Red hood: Nah that doesn’t sound like Dick
Red Robin: Agreed. Let’s go there Hood.
*villains’ sobbing intensifies*
#batman#dick grayson#jason todd#red hood#nightwing#tim drake#batfam#red robin#officer dick grayson#batfam headcanons#dick Grayson headcanons#dick grayson police officer
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