I hope Tsuru is super smug
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i am once again staking my claim in the funniest man alive competition i was gonna post this a while ago but i forgor
there are more of these on the way im too silly
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The civilians you're sworn to protect.
The civilians you're sworn to bloody protect???
Like these civilians?
These ones?
These ones?
These ones?
These ones?
These
Fucking
Civilians????
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aus where sengoku also adopts doflamingo crack me up because frankly this is all i can envision
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One piece moments that made me grin pt.4
What a sweet and egoistic rejection
What the heck 😭
Asexual Luffy confirmed.
It's always his family
Homegirl probably thinks that a kiss will make her pregnant
ZORO DUCK
Why can't there be a female bear in a female land 😭
my favorite pair of besties ever
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Sengoku: So, Monkey D. Luffy huh?
Law: Yeah, I still wonder too
Sengoku: Well, the Monkey D. ones may be idiots but they are very lovely and very passionate idiots. They get directly into your heart don’t they?
Law: Yeah
Law: …
Sengoku: …
Law, looking shocked at Sengoku: Wait… you and Garp?
Sengoku: The heart wants what the heart wants.
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Crocodile: *practically kicking the door down to Sengoku's office* Grrr...!!!
Sengoku: Uh, Crocodile....can I help you with something?
Crocodile: Do restraining orders apply to Warlords!?
Sengoku: Um, yes? I believe so. Why?
Crocodile: *points out the window*
Outside....
Doflamingo: *holding up a boombox*
Boombox: 🎶 In your eyes, the light, the heat (your eyes) I am complete 🎶
Sengoku: I'll...see what I can do.
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I think it would be funny if all the top level ranked marines secretly had a favorite warlord. It's like choosing a favorite water droplet on a car window- nothing serious, just a fun way to pass time.
Mihawk and Kuma are common favorites since one is an expert swordsman (marines love katanas) and the other is the only warlord to regularly attend meetings. Kizaru favors Kuma for... different reasons... but has a soft spot for Buggy. Hancock insults Crocodile? That's a win for Kong over Ryokugyu. Aokiji's favorite is Moria simply because he thinks Moria's laugh is funny. Issho's favorite is Jinbei because of their shared strong moral values, while Garp loves messing with Law (and Sengoku by extension).
Tsuru claims her favorite is Weevil "because he's the only one I've never met >:|" so she doesn't have to admit genocidal maniac Doflamingo is her problematic fav/basically adopted grandson.
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Some of the One Piece fanfic ideas that came to me during this long rewatch:
Charlotte Pudding and Vinsmoke Reiju travel to East Blue to visit Baratie and finally see what kind of man Zeff is. They conceal their identities, but Pudding in her mind is like: "Oh, I'm going to see my father-in-law. Gonna make a good impression!"
Various older pirates (Rayleigh, Zeff, Whitebeard, maybe even Roger) are taking aside their child proteges (Shanks, Buggy, Luffy, Sanji, Ace) to give them the Talk. The results are... varied depending who gives the Talk to who.
After this whole situation with Sanji asking Zoro to kill him if he goes insane, the Straw Hats have a large discussion about how each of them can be killed and by who, with Chopper being especially ominous and saying: "I am this ship's doctor. I know your bodies very well." and going into details about weak points of each of them.
Sengoku tells Garp that technically he also has a pirate grandson and he even is very smug about it, because his pirate grandson is also a doctor.
A day in life of doctor Tony Tony Chopper MD when he gets asked for professional opinion by Nico Robin (on archeological matter), gives dieteriary directions to Sanji and generally does a lot of things with his nakama that has a lot to do with medicine.
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