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the0racl30fd3lphi · 2 days
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xavier: i can’t believe, that it’s finally me and you and you and me just us!
mc:
xavier: and your friend val.
val taking up room on the bed cuz she’s cuddling with mc: okay so? get over it booboo
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maria7potter · 9 months
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― William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
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dedicatedducksstuff · 4 months
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Alcohol does not solve any problem but neither does lemon tea.
Cale Henituse, at some point probably
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phriscae · 4 months
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Desire: I don’t think we can manoeuvre, mansplain or manipulate our way through this, dearest twin.
Despair: what do you think we should do, sweet sibling?
Desire: manslaughter.
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jajunberries · 7 months
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I'm pretty sure someone out there thought of the same thing as me.
*Luz trying to comfort Hunter after Hollow Mind*
Hunter: I c-can't believe I'm a g-grimwalker...
Hunter: I thought he was m-my uncle uhoohoo..
*Luz and the Gang busts in the throne room on the Day of Unity*
Belos: You!! How did you get past my security?! >:0
Luz: You let your guard down.
Got it from this photo
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zoeykallus · 5 months
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Crosshair: I hate morning people.
Tech: ...
Crosshair: And mornings.
Tech: ...
Crosshair: And people.
Tech: It is noon.
Crosshair: You I hate the most.
Tech: ...
Crosshair: And Hunter.
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leebitpudding · 1 month
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chan: i have one braincell and it bounces around my skull like a windows screensaver
chan: when it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a thought
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blackberryknight · 2 months
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after reading chapter 352 this was the first thing i could think of))))))))
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katlyn1948 · 4 months
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Arya: (teaching Gednry how to sword fight) you know, you’re supposed to poke ‘em with the pointy end.
Gendry: (raises brow) my pointy end only pokes one person.
Arya: (devilish smile) oh yeah? The show me what I’ve taught you.
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goingbadonkas · 3 months
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Matthew the Raven: What are you doing?
Morpheus: I'm drinking wine.
Matthew the Raven: In the rain???? Why??????
Morpheus: I did not want to move.
Matthew the Raven: You don't need to move to get out of it!! Just make it stop, you made the rain yourself!!!
Morpheus: Irrelevant.
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maria7potter · 10 months
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New Year, New Gifs Challenge Day 30 ● Quote Swap ● Good Omens + Persuasion
For you alone, I think and plan. Have you not seen this?
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notpikaman · 10 hours
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popv44 · 5 months
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Bruno: I have kids, too!
Julieta and Pepa: really?
Bruno: yeah!
*shows his rats*
Pepa: how did you even became our brother?
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misslemonteababe · 1 year
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Y/N: You know those things will kill you, right?
John, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Tommy, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Arthur, inhaling a line of snow: And if everything goes well, in less than a year we will die surrounded by alcohol, smoke and drugs.
Finn: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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mrskillingjoke · 1 month
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Oswald: *comes in with math-calculations on his cheeks*
Jim: what do you have there?
Oswald: Ed Draw math-calculations Out of my freckles...
Jim: alriiiight... What can I do for you?
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