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Crocodile: *gasping* SHIT! LUFFY, NO!
Two-year old Luffy: I found skisors! 馃榿
Crocodile: Give me those! These are not toys! Dragon!!!
Dragon: What happened?
Crocodile: *inspecting Luffy for cuts* Your son was playing with scissors! 馃槧 I thought you locked them up!
Dragon: *checking Luffy over too* I did! He must have gotten one I missed from the junk drawer.
Crocodile: I told you those cheap child safety locks weren't going to cut it. You get what you paid for. 馃槖
Dragon: *sighs in relief* Doesn't look like he got cut. *cringing at Luffy's choppy haircut* Well... not entirely.
Luffy: I look cool? 馃槉
Dragon: Yes, buddy, you do.
Crocodile: He looks like he was scalped by a badger. 馃槕
Luffy: Booger! 馃槃
Crocodile: *sighs* I'll see if I can get him an appointment to get his hair fixed.
Dragon: Maybe we can just even it out a li- *paling at the open closet door behind Crocodile revealing a bunch of his suits that Luffy cut up*
Crocodile: What, you mean trim the sides?
Dragon: Mmhm. Yeah, we should do that now. Like right now. Immediately.馃槓
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Fanfiction Statistics Survey
I know the title sounds boring - but just hold on for me!
My name is Logan, I'm a psychology student and fanfic author, and recently I've found myself being curious about the general preferences of fanfic readers as a whole. I possess the ability to both gather and interpret data, and so I'm putting it to use!
The below google form contains a total of seven sections, three broad sections on general fanfic reading behaviour which should apply to everyone, one section on smut fanfiction which you should only answer if you engage with smut fanfics, and two fandom specific sections which you can skip if you are not in those fandoms (Teen Wolf and One Piece)
All data is 100% anonymous so you're encouraged to answer honestly!
All questions are also optional (aside from one - asking if you do or don't read NSFW fics) which means you can skip any question you're not sure about, don't have an answer for, or simply don't want to answer.
Once I've got some significant numbers, I'll share them here - please reblog this or share it with friends to increase the amount of data that we get from this
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Okay so we all know the humandrills on Kuraigana Island mimicked Mihawk, but is it any stretch to assume that it was a two-way street? I mean they were the only other living things he consistently interacted with for years.
Is he incredibly good at climbing trees?
Does he instinctively know which fruits are the freshest?
If truly pushed into a corner will he flash his teeth for the briefest of seconds?
When he's really tired, does he think about clinging to Crocodile's back like a baby humandrill clinging to their mother?
Was it somewhat easier for Mihawk to adjust to Buggy being in charge because humandrill troop leaders have the brightest facial markings and do a lot of physical posturing?
Is Buggy ever caught off guard by Mihawk grooming his hair out of nowhere, especially after the stress of a battle or.... other activities?
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I believe that he can actually do this
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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did
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how did i get here
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LISTEN
one day ill actually colour something..
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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Apparently the 25th was Deer Day and no one told me akcnskv
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screenshot redraw
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Got into such an art slump this April. Felt like blah. So have some sketches old and new, ive been hording
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nobodys gonna know nobodys gonna know they're gonna know
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Spoilers, it's dysphoria
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Who said being a cat dad is easy?
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Modern Au Crocodile going through the car wash with little toddler Luffy and getting distracted by a business call, which gives Luffy the perfect opportunity to unlock the car door. And Crocodile's vain attempts to shut it result in him getting hosed, slapped with giant brushes and mitter curtains, and blasted with the dryers. The soundtrack to this sudsy nightmare is Luffy laughing his little head off as he tries to eat the wax that smells like bubblegum.
When they get back home Dragon asks if Croc remembered to get the car washed, and the look Crocodile gives him in response is engraved deep into Dragon's conscience to this day.
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