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tooruswhre · 2 years
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one thing you’ll never understand is oikawa and his need to lay his weight on you.
when he notices you waiting outside the gym for him after his practice, a toothy grin plays on his lips while he tugs his arms around your shorter frame.
once your arms meet around him, he flushes his upper half against yours so you have no choice but to hold him tighter, for the sake of not falling to the pavement with him on top of you.
though more times than some, it happens as he just laughs through his apology picking you up in his gentle embrace. he’ll rub your head with a few head kisses while you complain about the impact of the collision.
you could be laying down on the couch when he decides to lay ontop of you, your chest as the perfect pillow for him to rest his head, his arms snaking under the small of you back.
he could lay like this for hours, and you agree the same. but just now you couldn’t, you had to pee and he wouldn’t budge. you’d nudge his head up to see his sleepy brown orbs flutter while he whined about being comfortable.
even so, he lets up and waits patiently for you to come back so he can lay on your chest again.
you never understand his fixation of leaning or laying on you, until he mutters against you, half-asleep, “i never want to lose you.”
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Its only the first day of my period this month and i already want to RIP OUT MY UTERUS-
Anyway, i love the thought of Seijoh (or nekoma bc yas)helping their amazing manager while she is miserable on her period
-☁️
Ugh periods are the WORST! As a fellow uterus owner, I feel you! Seijoh and Nekoma would be so funny, yet helpful during a menstrual cycle! Also Gen Z and I had an in depth conversation about the teams and their period knowledge 🤣
Seijoh
"YN are you ok??"- Yahaba asks as you whince bending over
"Yeah I'm ok just got my period and I'm a little crampy"- you
Lies you are dying inside 😫
Oikawa's neck snaps to you. Please this man has an older sister, he KNOWS periods
"Ok nobody panic everyone stay CALM"- Oikawa
You and the team 👉🏻😐 you're the only one panicking
Oikawa rushes to you and pushes you towards the door
"Straight to bed YN! Mattsun and Makki will be by with snacks later and I'll come by with medicine and a heating pad"- Oikawa
"🤨🤨We will?"- Mattsun and Makki
You look to Iwaizumi for help
"Sorty YN, I'm going to have to agree with Oikawa on this one"- Iwa
"See YN, Iwa-chan knows I know women better than him"- Oikawa
Iwa👉🏻😐 on second thought....
Nekoma
You wince as you walk in and sit down, curling over in pain as your uterine lining leaves your body
"YN, hey you good?"- Kai asks, bending down the check on you
"Yn's on their period"- Kenma adds
You 👉🏻🤨 how did you know
Kenma shrugs and walks away
Ok then 😐 Kuroo, Yaku and the team walk in to see Kai looking concerned
Yaku runs 🏃‍♂️ to you
"YN WHAT DID LEV DO TO YOU?"- Yaku yells
Lev 👉🏻🧍‍♂️ I'm just standing here!
"YN's on their period"- Kenma
"It's really weird that you know that"- Kuroo
"I know right??"- you
"YN why don't you go lay down for a while and we will come bring you stuff after practice"- Kai says as you nodd
"That whole period thing is really cramping your style huh YN"- Fukunaga making a joke
You 👉🏻😐
"Too soon?"- Fukunaga
You 👉🏻😐 yes
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moon1833 · 12 days
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Haikyuu! Boyfriend headcannons! Part 2
Seijoh, Nekoma, and Fukurōdani
IWAIZUMI
Unrequited/requited love/miscommunication (sorry)!
Had class together.
Thought you were one of Oikawa’s fan girls trying to get closer to him for his best friend at first since Oikawa was right next to him.
You genuinely just didn’t know what the homework was.
Had no idea he was even on the volleyball team until you heard him talking to his friend in class.
He always thought you were beautiful, but he didn’t bother attempting anything.
You started talking to him in class a little, but he was still unsure about your intentions.
You thought it was funny how he was always yelling at his friend.
The first time you laughed at Iwaizumi calling him “Shitty-kawa” he completely froze up from shock.
Knew he was in too deep at that point.
He told Oikawa about his feelings for you and he took at as an opportunity to get to know you, too.
You thought he was nice, but you were interested in Iwaizumi.
Asked Oikawa to help set you up
He took match making very seriously.
However, Iwaizumi saw you two talking and texting more and just assumed he was right all along.
Started a rift between him and Oikawa, Iwaizumi confronted him eventually.
Oikawa came clean about everything.
Iwaizumi told him he wanted to get to know you at your own pace but he appreciates the effort.
He starts talking to you more.
Knowing you liked him made him insanely nervous he could barely string a sentence together.
Oikawa didn’t tell you that he knew you liked him.
He invites you to a game.
You’re cheering for him as loud as you can since everyone else was cheering for Oikawa.
“He’s overrated.” You told him after the game. “I thought you were much more interesting to watch.”
He almost kissed you right there in the middle of the gym, ignoring Oikawa complaining about how ‘mean’ you were to him.
Asked you if you wanted to grab ice cream after the game.
You say yes obviously.
You spent at least 15 consecutive minutes telling him how awesome the game was.
He was bright red the whole time.
Slyly bought your ice cream before you could even think about getting your wallet.
“There’s a little ice cream on your face.”
“Oh,” you wipe your face, embarrassed. “did I get it?”
“Can I?” you nod.
He takes his thumb and wipes the bottom of your lips (there was no ice cream on your face).
You closed the distance, unable to handle how he was looking at you
Ice cream was suddenly his favorite dessert.
Favorite past time as a couple was making fun of Oikawa (who insisted on third wheeling both of you).
Light PDA as much as he can.
Hand on your thigh whenever you’re sitting next to each other, or around your shoulder.
He loves showing you off.
He’s very gentle with you.
Kisses your face all the time whenever you’re cuddling.
OIKAWA
Fake dating/drunk confessions (very slight grumpy x sunshine if you squint)!
You were team manager for Seijoh.
You had no problem with Oikawa, but it did annoy you that you had to deal with the swarm of fangirls almost every day.
You had an intimidating aura, so they backed off when you were around.
He wouldn’t admit it, but the girls approaching him daily bothered him too more than it flattered him.
He also felt bad constantly rejecting girl after girl because he wanted to focus on volleyball.
He proposed the idea of a fake relationship to you.
You were opposed to it at first, you didn’t want to get killed by a crazy fangirl.
He said he “wouldn’t let that happen.”
You told him if it was up to him to protect you, you were screwed.
He asked you to think it over.
You weighed your options, you were constantly hit on from other teams and decided it’d be a good idea.
He hugged you and lifted you up when you told him.
Decided the only people who would know it was fake was Iwaizumi.
Which meant even in practice you had to pretend.
Oikawa was a good actor, he was constantly wrapping his arms around you and kissing the top of your head.
It was hard to stay unbothered by it and make it seem like it was normal.
Iwaizumi almost forgot it was fake.
Oikawa had just gotten used to kissing your cheek goodbye, he kept doing it even when no one was around.
He started realizing he was developing real feelings for you after you showed up to practice in his jacket with his name on it.
Even though it was planned, it was impossible for him to think about anything but you in his clothes for a few nights.
You realized you were falling for him when he fell asleep on your head while sitting next to you on the bus after a game.
He smelled good.
At a house party celebrating another win for Seijoh, you both showed up together.
You both drank a little too much, and the casual arm around your shoulder as you both spoke to the group on the couch had you leaning into him.
As more people sat down around you both you ended up on his lap.
He sneakily kept kissing your neck.
Got to a point where you were dragging him somewhere deeper into the house.
Momentarily thought you were about to chew him out or that he overstepped.
Last thing he was expecting was for you to use his collar to bring his face to your level and kiss him, backing him against a wall.
“I wish this was real.” He mumbled practically into your mouth.
“Look around.” You replied, running your hands through his hair. “Who am I faking this for?”
Neither of you forgot the next morning.
However, you were too scared to talk about it with him.
Regardless, Oikawa showed up at your door at 10 in the morning (as soon as he woke up) with breakfast and coffee.
You had just finished throwing up and wanted to again at the sight of him in your kitchen with his glasses.
He admitted he was starting to want a real relationship with you, but understood if you didn’t mean anything by your actions last night.
“If I didn’t feel like I was dying right now I’d kick you.”
Started dating for real after that.
He is always tickling you.
CONSTANT PDA.
If you thought it was bad before it’s even worse now.
His fangirls cannot stand you so he’s always with you.
Always a hickey on his neck.
He purposely wears shirts that reveal it.
BOKUTO
Opposites/tutor x student!
You had Trig together.
You sat in the back of the room and never really spoke.
Bokuto would ask questions so frequently the teacher would call on him even if he didn’t raise his hand.
Class would laugh at him but he genuinely didn’t understand the work.
Your teacher offered you (who was at the top of the class) to tutor him for extra credit.
You agreed.
The first time he came to the library for your first session he loudly declared how pretty you were.
You were caught off guard, flushing red as Bokuto apologized.
Found out that he just had a short attention span but he could focus if he really tried.
Constantly changing the subject to talk to you.
Started walking you to class (he was late to his own classes)
Begged you to come to his matches.
Out of curiosity you did (you wanted to see him play).
He shouted your name and waved at you the moment you walked in, telling his entire team you were here.
He was on 1000% the whole time, showing off as much as he could.
Ran up to you as soon as the game was done to ask you if you thought he played well.
Akaashi came to pull him back, apologizing.
You called him that night to tell him he played well.
Ended up on the phone with him until 4am.
Continued to tutor him, even though he eventually got kicked out of the library for being too loud.
Now studied at his house or yours.
He did not get any work done when he was in your room for the first time (he hadn’t seen you in comfy clothes before, either).
Purposefully left his hoodie at your house so you’d have to visit him at practice and give it back to him.
Partially wanted you to keep it.
When he passed his trig test for the first time, you hugged him from excitement.
He was so excited he picked you up and spun you around.
You volunteered for the summer training camp as a nurse (Bokuto asked you to with puppy eyes).
He would purposely get hurt so you’d have to help him.
Would get dramatically jealous if you were tending to another guy.
Kuroo flirted with you in an attempt to get Bokuto to admit that he liked you.
Bokuto just scooped you up and walked away.
When wrapping his fingers for the third time even though he didn’t need it, he asked you to “kiss it better”.
You rolled your eyes at him before kissing his cheek.
“If this will stop you from jamming your fingers intentionally, then sure.”
Ran back into the gym yelling to Kuroo that you kissed him.
You fell asleep on his shoulder on the way home.
It was the longest anyone on the team had seen him be quiet.
At your next study session, you’d rearward him for each question answered correctly with another kiss on the cheek.
Suddenly was an academic weapon.
Would giggle after each one.
Gently kissed him on the lips that day at the end of the worksheet you made for him.
Ended up on your bed.
He talks about you to everyone.
Asked you if he could be your boyfriend.
Loves to lay on top of you.
You’re the only person who could get him out of “emo mode”.
He loves picking you up.
AKAASHI
Childhood friends to lovers/young love!
You met Akaashi when you were in elementary school, you were seat buddies.
You were both on the quieter side, he was overall introverted while you were just nervous.
Bonded over a box of crayons.
You came out of your shell more as you got older.
Were inseparable.
Always holding his hand.
Everyone always teased you two.
We’re each other’s first kisses at the age of 10 because you wanted to know what it felt like.
Supported him more than anyone else through volleyball.
He knew he always liked you, but didn’t want to compromise the friendship.
Bokuto convinces him to confess.
You return his feelings to his surprise.
You were both young (in middle school) when you told each other you had feelings for each other, so you didn’t really seriously date for a few years.
Maybe argued once in your whole relationship.
He’s very understanding.
Knows you better than you do.
He proposes right after graduation.
Long engagement because you’ve “waited this long”.
We’re practically married before you were married.
Bokuto’s your practice kid.
KUROO
Fated lovers!
Met him by ‘accident’.
Your cat had run out your front door, you were looking for him.
You find him nuzzled into some guys arms at the park he usually ran off to.
You’re so happy you found him you almost forget to thank Kuroo, who found your cat.
He thought that was cute.
You’re walking away, still talking to your cat before you noticed his presence.
You bowed, thanking him repeatedly.
He wanted to ask for your number right then and there but you were already running off.
Went to the same school, but Nekoma was so big you never saw him before.
Ran into him one morning on the train.
He gave up his seat for you to sit, and you spent the rest of the trip talking to each other.
Gives you the nickname “Kitty”.
You hate it (you love it).
Introduces you to Kenma, who takes a liking to you.
Kuroo gets jealous of how much nicer he is to you than him.
Started walking to the train station together every morning.
You fall asleep on him almost every time.
He’s worried you’re not sleeping well now (you will not hear the end of it).
One morning, there was no room to sit so you were both forced to stand, using the pole for balance.
Someone knocks into you, sending you roughly into Kuroo.
He snaps at the person who shoved you to watch it before holding you by the waist protectively.
You couldn’t string a thought together for a few moments.
The SMOOTHEST in asking you out.
“I’ll see you tomorrow.”
“No, you won’t.” You tilt your head at him in confusion. “It’s Friday.”
“I know, I’ll pick you up at 3. Dress cute.”
Took you to a cat cafe because he just “had to”.
Holds your hands through crowds or has a hand on the small of your back.
Very gentlemanly.
You kiss his cheek when telling him goodnight.
Thinks about it all weekend.
The next time he sees you he kisses you as soon as he gets close enough to “even the score”.
Shows you off whenever he possibly can.
Always standing behind you with a hand on your waist.
Extremely ticklish.
Like all you have to do is poke his side and he’s squealing.
You use that to your advantage.
Absolutely showers you in gifts.
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depravitycentral · 11 months
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Haikyuu Dick Headcannons Pt. 3
Ft. the Seijoh men (Tooru Oikawa, Hajime Iwaizumi, Issei Matsukawa, Takahiro Hanamaki, Kentarou Kyoutani, Yuutarou Kindaichi, Akira Kunimi)
Tw: implied yandere, implications of stalking, lots of talk about cum, masturbation, oral, praise, a sprinkle of degradation, PSA Oikawa cries during sex, very slight misogyny in Kunimi's, fem reader, MDNI
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Tooru’s cock is, just like the rest of him, pretty. It’s pale, slender, rigidly straight with a perfectly shaped bulbous tip that always makes this lewd schmuck noise when he pulls out of you. As he gets closer to coming his tip gets a little pink, but it’s nothing compared to the flush sitting high on his cheeks, or the rosy red of his lips. He’s got a single vein that runs along his underside, so it doesn’t marr the smooth appearance but still gives you that extra bit of stimulation when he’s fucking you. It’s just an overall outstanding cock, and he knows it, too - he’s confident in his body in general, but this is particularly true in the context of his penis. He takes good care of himself, shaving and making sure to use expensive oils and lotions to minimize any ingrown hairs or razor burns. He even uses a special genital cologne, just to make sure he smells good too. (The scent is one he thinks you’d like - he’d brought you to a perfumery one time as a joke because he thought seeing you scrunch your nose at some of the smellier ones was entertaining, but he’d been keeping note of which ones you’d found agreeable when he shoved them at you.) He’s not terribly sensitive - particularly when you’re sucking him off, because while it feels amazing to have your lips wrapped around him, he’s gotten enough head through his life that he’s just jaded and too used to it to find it especially pleasurable. But being inside you? That’s a different story - he hasn’t actually fucked that many women, and as a result the moment he slips inside you for the first time he’s gasping, his eyes blowing wide and this strangled, vulnerable little noise coming from his throat. He still takes a while to come, but he’ll gasp and murmur praise in your ear the entire time he’s thrusting into you, because you just feel so good and warm and tight. 
He’s a shooter, and it makes this perfect, porn-worthy little arc as he throws his head back and moans your name. He doesn’t produce much in terms of volume, but it’s pretty runny, so it’ll often feel like there’s more there than there really is. His cum is very smooth; there’s no lumps or globs, and when he rubs it against your skin (because he likes seeing you covered in it, and he claims it’s good for your skin - rich in nutrients and makes you glow) it almost feels like a thin lotion. When he comes his whole body freezes up, every muscle going taut and tensing up as the pleasure overwhelms him. He’s still for a moment, but after the first initial wave he’s suddenly moving like a madman, his hips bobbing and thrusting wildly and unpredictably, desperate to get any last bit of pleasure they possibly can. He’s always clutching onto you, too, like he needs to ground himself or else he’ll get carried away by the pleasure. (This often leads to finger shaped bruises appearing on your hips and ass, sometimes even your breasts, and while he’s apologetic about it, he doesn’t feel bad.) He makes this high, airy sort of moan when he’s coming, and his eyes always shut tightly, his thin brows scrunching together and his mouth morphing into a sort of grimace. He looks like he’s in pain, but he’s not - it feels so, so very good, and he’s just trying to stop himself from moaning something stupid or crying. (He does cry sometimes, if the sex is particularly emotionally charged - the first time you tell him you love him gets him sobbing as he bends your knees up to your chin, plugging you full with his cock, and kissing you the whole time, whispering to you in a strained, broken moan I love you I love you I love you, fuck tell me you love me again-)
His favorite way for you to touch him is when you’re simply good for him, taking his cock and letting him do as he pleases with you. He likes when you’re receptive to his touches, and ideally you’d be spread out before him on the bed, your legs wrapped around his waist and your fingers alternating between running through his brown locks and scratching down his back when you’re getting close. He likes the way your cunt flutters around him, your walls rubbing him and massaging his length in a way that makes him breathless, and sometimes his arms even go a bit weak and he nearly falls down on top of you because you just feel too damn good. He likes when you thrust your hips in time with his, trying to get him in deeper and feel him to a much fuller extent. It makes him feel wanted, like he’s doing a good job of pleasuring you, and if you moan? Tooru’s gone, burying his face into your neck and moving from the languid, sensual pace he’d been fucking you at to a more purposeful, calculated one, aiming for that spot he knows you love with every snap of his hips. He especially likes it when you come on his cock - the way you clench down on him makes him light headed, and sometimes - when your orgasm is powerful enough - you squeeze him hard enough to force him out of your cunt, his cock still swollen and throbbing, your slick coating him while he watches you fall apart below him. He likes the way you spasm around him, and more often than not it lulls him into his own orgasm, spurting cum into you and gasping your name with his lips wrapped around your sensitive nipple. He just really, really likes when you willingly pull him closer and encourage him to fuck you deeper; it’s a surefire way to get him breathless and crying out your name.
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He’s solidly five and a half inches, with dark hairs framing his base and naval. It’s the perfect shape, with a slight curve upwards that hits you just right when he’s got you spread out on your back, bulbous tip ramming into that spot over and over again. It’s incredibly easy to arouse him - his cock’s got a mind of its own, and often there’s blood rushing south from the slightest things, like you licking your lips (he can’t not imagine how they’d look around his length) or mindlessly playing with your fingers (they’d look so small against him, running along his chest and gripping around his cock; he bets you couldn’t even touch your fingers when you grip him). He gets hard embarrassingly quickly, and stays hard, even if he desperately tries to get rid of it. This causes quite a few awkward moments when he’s around you, and he tries to wear baggier pants whenever there’s a chance you might be present - just because every encounter with you more often than not leads to him popping a boner at least twice. He’s moderately sensitive, and particularly likes when you give his tip and base attention at the same time. He likes when you suckle at the head and lap your tongue up and down his slit, all while your fingers massage and grope at the juncture between his shaft and his pelvis. It makes him shudder, eyebrows drawing together, and gets his hips bucking forward slightly. Especially if you rub at the spot right above where his balls and shaft meet - it makes him actually growl. 
His cum is thick and pretty bitter, landing on your tongue and leaving a residue like thick oil. The taste is hard to get out of your mouth, unfortunately, and when you tell Hajime this he’ll immediately feel guilty for how much he likes to finish down your throat. After that, every time you suck him off he’ll come on your face - he justifies it as being less invasive of your wishes, and because it seems to actually be good for your skin. (One time you’d had a nasty pimple, and after a spurt of his cum landed on it, the next morning it disappeared.) It’s okay, though, because his favorite place to come is actually on you, specifically on your pussy. He likes pulling out at the last minute and finishing himself off, watching as cum dribbles onto your pretty lips, making an absolute mess out of you and leaving you all sticky and warm. He’ll run his fingers through it sometimes, staring with this look of awe, intensely enough that you’ll get embarrassed. His ultimate, though, is when your spread your lips for him, exposing your quivering, swollen little hole, and he comes all over that - it’s dirty, taboo, and it makes his possessive urges towards you calm down a bit because now you’re marked as his, and anyone else can see the globs of his cum that are pressed up right against your most sensitive, intimate area. Of course, though, if you want him to come inside, he’ll never say no. He’s a gasper, his breath always getting caught when he’s fucking you. When he first shoves himself inside, he’s gasping lowly and biting his lip, trying to control himself and hold back the orgasm that’s already dangerously close. He’s not too terribly vocal for the most part, but when he gets close to coming he’s stuttering out your name, each syllable punctuated with a grunt and a gasp, until eventually he’s coming, his eyes blowing wide and a strained slur of your name falling from his lips. He stares the whole time, unwilling to look away, and it’s not until the oversensitivity overwhelms him that he lets the moment end.
His favorite way for you to touch him is when he’s giving himself a pussy job, using - of course - you. In general, he’s utterly fascinated by your cunt - he’s always staring at it, and although he’s certainly no virgin, there’s something about your folds, specifically, that makes him salivate. He’s always trying to rut his cock against you, obsessed with the feeling of the most intimate part of you touching the most intimate part of him, and he wants nothing more than to have you spread out before him, your eyes blown wide and legs spread for him, pretty body on display for him as he fists his cock. He wants to run his tip through your folds, to collect all your slick and wetness at his head, watching the way it mixes with his own pre, leaving him a sticky, wet mess that shines and gleans in the light. He’ll grip himself at the base, harshly exhaling as he runs himself slowly, so damn slowly, up and up, letting himself dip deeper inside every few centimeters, just enough to tease both him and you. He’ll run himself all the up to your clit, muttering out a curse as his tip draws circles against your little nub, his slit feeling so sensitive and needy that it makes him crazy. When he’s doing this, he tends to murmur your name a lot, growls of how pretty you look, amazed comments of how you’re already so wet for him, and curses of how fucking tiny your little pussy are always slipping past his lips. He’s amazed by how he can possibly fit inside you - you look so small and tight, and his cock looks much too big in comparison, and the idea of stretching you out gets him gulping, his cock visibly throbbing. Eventually he’ll cave and shove himself in, apologizing through grunts that he just can’t hold himself back anymore, that he can’t keep teasing himself, that he needs to be inside you and feeling how warm and wet and perfect you are. He’ll come very quickly after doing this - it only takes a few minutes, and soon he’s groaning your name and spilling inside of you, spurts of hot, thick cum plugging you up while he breathes in your scent and basks in you.
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He’s a tall man, and his cock reflects that - it’s long, easily six and a half inches, hanging so heavily between his legs that even when he’s fully hard, swollen and practically begging to sink itself inside of you, it’s only standing at about 120 degrees, too weighed down by it’s own size to fully stand up. He’s not especially thick, but he’s veiny, with the raised skin criss-crossing and feeling perfect when they rub up against your spongy, sensitive walls. He’s not too terribly sensitive, but he likes steady, consistent pleasure stimulation, like a constant pace when he’s fucking you, or when you bob your head steadily, tongue lapping at his underside with fervor. His tip is always a darker shade than the rest of his shaft, the color matching his balls, and Issei particularly likes when you pay attention to those two areas. He’s extremely sensitive when it comes to any sort of stimulation to his balls, and the moment that your fingers brush them or your tongue flicks at them, he’s groaning, Adam’s apple bobbing as he tells you to do that again, angel, fuck just like that. He likes when you suck on them, trying to fit as much of each one into your mouth as you can, and just the sight of your lips wrapped around one while you suck and thumb at his tip with your hand makes his head spin, his orgasm drawing closer and closer at an alarming rate. He has a thing for making you kneel below him, and he really likes to be the one standing over you - there’s something about the power dynamic that gets him harder than he’s ever been in his life, and when you look up at him all sultry and dirty like that, it takes everything in him to not force your lips apart and fuck your throat like an animal. (And sometimes, the urge is too strong - you’re left with a bruised throat and a hoarse voice, but everytime you talk to him like that it makes his expression darken, his cock growing hard once more and soon you’ll find yourself bent over the nearest surface, ass cheeks on display while he breaths hard and nudges his tip at your hole, determined to give you a bruised cunt to match your throat.)
His cum is thick too, but sometimes the consistency can be a little strange. It tends to glob up a bit, and because he dribbles when he comes, this can sometimes result in little spurts oozing out of his tip. The volume of cum is quite high, and because of this, when he comes inside you, you can really only describe it as him stuffing you full. (He’s seen your tummy swell before when he’s creampied you - you don’t really believe him, but he swears your stomach got bigger. And just the thought of that - that he stuffed you full enough to stretch that little pussy of yours out - is enough to get him growling and sucking dark hickeys into your neck, his possessiveness shooting through the roof.) He’s not especially vocal in bed, normally preferring to stay quiet and just listen to you, but as he gets closer his breathing starts getting really heavy, pants coming from his lips that sound more and more labored the closer his orgasm looms. Right before it hits, he’ll close his eyes and groan, the sound low and full of timber, making a shiver roll up your spine because it sounds so primal, like some sort of animal. And when he’s actually coming, he’ll groan again - except this time, it sounds vaguely like your name, the last syllable sounding upturned as the pleasure makes his mind scramble. His hips will slow down to nearly a stop when he’s coming, because he tends to get oversensitive really easily and he needs a moment to catch his breath. His eyes are closed the whole time, eyebrows scrunching together and looking a bit like it hurts, but the way his thighs tremble and the way his jaw goes slack tells you just how good you’ve made him feel. He prefers coming inside you, but as long as his cum gets inside of you somehow, whether that be in your cunt or down your throat, he doesn’t really mind. 
His favorite way for you to touch him is when he’s on his back, and you’re perched with your cunt over his face and your mouth over his cock. He’s a fan of the classic 69 position, because while it isn’t the most sexually satisfying option, there’s something that he finds really endearing about the idea of pleasuring each other equally. He loves the feeling of your mouth on his cock, and the combination of that plus getting to taste your cute little pussy leaves him light headed and aroused enough to throw you down onto the bed. He likes to get on his back and give you a look, hoping you’ll understand what he wants without him having to articulate it, but if you don’t seem to get the message he’ll grab you and manhandle you on top of him, a hand gently pushing your face down to rub against his cock while his tongue slips between your folds. He’ll admit that the position is a little distracting, because it can be hard to focus on pleasing you when you’re doing such a good job of pleasing him, but he’s normally able to stave off his orgasm long enough to get you falling apart on top of him. He’ll aim for your clit and will sometimes bring a finger up to gently rub and curl against your walls, anything to get you shaking and moaning his name. (Plus, if he gets you wet enough, your slick will actually drip down onto his face - he fucking loves this, because it feels like you’re showering him with evidence of how well he’s touching you, coating his face with your slick because you want him to know that what he’s doing is enough.) He likes the way you gasp and struggle to stay consistent around him when he’s touching you like this, and feeling your fingers tremble as they stroke him and squeeze at his balls makes him sigh and buck his hips slightly. If he gets close, however, and feels like he can’t hold off any longer, his free hand will come down and hold your head in place while he thrusts up into your mouth, balls slapping against your nose as he fucks your face to his heart’s content. He just likes the intimacy of this position, and you’ll find yourself in it very often - especially towards the beginning of your ‘relationship’.
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He’s just barely over five inches, but he’s pretty thick. It’s girthy, and when you first see it, the first thing you think of is how the hell he’s going to fit something that wide inside of you. It’s always a pink rosy color, even when he’s not hard, and although he’s embarrassed at first, he actually really likes having domestic moments with you where you see his cock both erect and flaccid - it makes him feel closer to you. (Plus, it normally only takes mere moments for it to go from soft to hard when you’re involved, which is what tends to happen nine times out of ten.) He doesn’t do a very good job of grooming himself, and takes pretty much no time to actually shave or trim or anything of the sort. It’s a bit of a mess down there, but he showers often so it all smells good and is clean. He doesn’t want you to shave or trim either - he firmly believes sex should be natural, and he wants to see you as you are, not as you present yourself. He’s decently sensitive, and while he’s got a bit of experience, he can get overwhelmed pretty easily when he’s inside you. He twitches a lot, especially once he’s settled between your walls - you can feel him moving inside you, bobbing and spasming as he gets closer to his orgasm, and sometimes his whole body shakes in time with them. It’s nice, actually, because it makes it easy to identify what kind of dirty talk gets to him - the moment you let any sort of praise slip past your tongue, he’s twitching and throbbing inside of you, acting as encouragement to get you saying more, to tell him that he feels good and that he’s gonna make me come ‘Hiro, please please please! (Begging normally gets him throbbing, too.)
He shoots, and there’s quite a bit of force behind the stream - it feels like the perfect amount of pressure in a shower, and he’ll always force himself to keep his eyes open so he can watch the way it spurts out of him and lands in ropes on your pretty body. His cum actually tastes surprisingly sweet, given how poor his diet is. It’s on the saltier side, but it’s nothing too outrageous. (You told him that once and he made some joke about how it would make the perfect replacement for that salt shaker that always seems to run out. You didn’t find the joke particularly funny, but the thought lingers in his mind for a while, and suddenly he can’t stop imagining the way you’d look actually eating his cum, not even in a sexual context. The thought makes him flush and have to clear his throat, but he can’t deny the allure.) This is great news for you, because Takahiro loves to come in your mouth. There’s something so dirty about seeing his cum dripping from the corners of your lips, down your chin, your pretty pink tongue coming out to lick it all up - and oh, if you hum or moan at the taste? He’ll melt, a few droplets of whatever remaining cum his body can scrounge up landing on your face without any warning. He’s a moaner, and while it embarrasses him, his voice always gets high when he gets close to coming, sounding less like moaning and more like whining and whimpering. He’ll always try to bury his face in whatever surface is closest by, though he tends to prefer your breasts or the small of your back, whichever is accessible. The moment he’s actually coming, though, he’ll  always pull back to watch, because even being a fully grown adult man, he’s still in awe of how your body just seems to affect his, almost like you’re pulling the cum out of him with how hard he orgasms. 
His favorite way for you to touch him is when you ride him. He’s not necessarily lazy in bed, but he likes to watch you and let you do most of the work until he needs to step in. He’ll lay back with his head on some pillows and let you straddle him, your cute tummy and pretty tits on display as you slowly slide down onto him. He likes when you grind a bit on him first, your folds rubbing and massaging against his length, and if you watch his tip you’ll see a copious amount of precum oozing out, showcasing his steadily growing desperation to get inside you. Once you slip him past your tight entrance and he bottoms out inside you, he’ll sigh and pinch at your hips, his voice cocky as he tells you to get on with it baby, wanna feel you bouncing on me like a good little slut. It’s uncharacteristic, with how most of his tendencies in the bedroom tend to air on the more submissive side, but the moment you’re actually moving? Well, all traces of cockiness and dominance are gone - he’s gripping onto your thighs for dear life, eyes fixated on the way your breasts bounce and jiggle, maybe even smacking against your ribcage if they’re big enough. He likes the way he’s able to get deeper inside you like this, the penetration going further and making you cry out his name because you just feel so damn full. He’ll stare and watch you, his cheeks bright red, unable to focus on anything except your body and the way his orgasm is drawing nearer and nearer, and eventually he’ll get close enough that he needs to take control. He’ll sit up and wrap his arms around your waist, face pressed against your chest and maybe even a nipple in his mouth as he moves you up and down like some glorified sex doll. He’ll control your body fully, his own hips snapping up to meet yours in a crazed chase of his orgasm, until finally it hits, and he’s moaning your name and his balls are pulsing against your ass as warm cum floods you. He likes the vulnerability of this position, the way he can be touching so much of you at once, and because he gets to see all of you, even the parts of you that you try to hide in other positions. (Like that cute stomach of yours or the fat of your thighs.) You just look sexy, and the way you pulse and clench down onto him like a fucking vice when you reach your own high only spurs him on, desperation for round two and three and four hitting him like a truck.
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He’s a little under five inches, but he’s mean with it. He doesn’t have much experience, but he’s nursed a small porn addiction for most of his life, and although he knows porn isn’t realistic, he can’t help but fuck into you with reckless abandon every time he’s got you naked in front of him. He’s not too terribly thick, but he’s veiny, to the point where he almost looks like those veiny dildos you can get online. His tip is extremely sensitive - swiping your thumb across his slit or squeezing at the head makes him splutter, his cheeks turning bright red as his hips jerk forward. It’s easy to turn him on, because he’s really bad at hiding when he’s aroused. Seeing you in anything form fitting will make him feel hot and have him alternating between averting his eyes and staring at every inch of you, but the real nail in the coffin for him is when you touch him in falsely innocent ways. Place a palm to his chest and smile at him and he’s immediately hard, or run your hand over his hair and he’s practically panting, unable to stop imagining the way you’d grip at his hair and beg him for more when he’s got his face between your legs. He gets hard easily, but he’s normally able to make it go away pretty easily too, but his face stays this rich red color and he gets more skittish around you than normal, so you’ll be able to tell ninety percent of the time. He’s actually pretty meticulous about upkeep - he’s not clean shaven but the hair is very short, perfectly trimmed so that you have unrestricted access to everything below his belt. He does this both because it makes him feel cleaner, and also because he wants to be as enticing to you as possible so that you’ll be more inclined to touch him. He’d gotten drunk one night in his early twenties and decreed that he’d be getting his dick pierced, and a buddy had gotten it on video, and he wouldn’t let his pride be wounded, so now he’s got a Prince Albert piercing on his tip. It hurt like hell, but he really likes the way it feels inside you - it makes him more sensitive, he thinks, and you always seem to squirm when you feel the cold metal, the extra stimulation making you moan and clench even harder around him. 
His cum is thick and there’s a lot of it. It doesn’t taste great, and the first time you tasted it you couldn’t help but grimace slightly. Kentarou noticed, and while he didn’t say anything about it, he’s been trying to alter his diet to include more foods he’s read help sweeten the taste of cum. He prefers to finish on your body rather than in you, but he’ll never not finish inside you if that’s what you want. Really, if you ask him to finish anywhere specific, he’ll do it in a heartbeat, excited that you want it. He just likes the way you look with it smeared across your skin - again, that porn addiction has left him with a bit of an objectification kink, and while he doesn’t view you as simply a toy for him to fuck, there’s something that quells his possessiveness towards you when he’s covering you with his seed. He tries to avoid coming in your mouth though, just because he doesn’t want to see you grimace like that again. When he’s fucking you, he doesn’t usually say much, but he isn’t super quiet - he grunts a lot, always sounding a little bit like he’s in pain, and he keeps his eyes tightly closed for much of it. He’ll mutter your name under his breath, too, but it’s quiet enough that unless his mouth is close to your ear you won’t be able to distinguish what he’s saying. But as he gets closer to coming, those grunts turn more into growls, and right as he’s on the edge, he’s literally growling your name, along with slurred fuck’s and yeah’s and too damn tight’s. He’s not too expressive, but if his orgasm is particularly powerful he’ll end up sinking his teeth into the skin of your shoulder - not enough to break the skin or hurt, but enough to leave a mark when he pulls away, and enough to muffle the moan that bubbles up in the back of his throat. His whole body tremors when he’s coming, everything from his fingertips to his toes trembling and shaking slightly, the force of his orgasm nearly blowing him away. It takes him a long time to actually finish coming once it starts, too - he comes so much that it just never seems to end, him emptying into you for easily twenty seconds before the last few drops finally come out. 
His favorite way for you to touch him is when you take your time and just absolutely worship his cock. He’s never been embarrassed of his body or anything, but he likes the idea of being soft with you, and while he’s just a bit too awkward to take the time and worship your body, he likes when you do it to him. (It’s not that he doesn’t want to worship yours - he does, absolutely, more than you could ever understand. But putting himself into that position where you’re watching his every move and judging him, letting him explore and pleasure you and do whatever he wants with you makes him nervous, the pressure settling on his shoulders to do well making him chicken out at the last second. But when it’s you worshiping him, he can just sit back and watch, letting you do your magic until he’s eventually gasping your name and getting cum all over himself as you fist him and press kisses against his thighs.) It feels like such an intimate moment, and it helps convince him that you actually like him, that you’re actually returning the love he’s so frantically forcing onto you. He wants you to keep eye contact the whole time, looking up at him from your place on your knees, his own body seated in a chair with his legs spread so you have easier access. He wants you to kiss every inch of him, your soft lips pressing against his thigh, balls, cock, navel, everything you can reach. He wants you to pump slowly, telling him how warm he feels in your hands, how he’s so big and makes you feel so good, the compliments flowing off your tongue like sugar and making his face turn bright red. He wants you to suckle on his tip and lick along his slit, teasing him with not quite enough pressure, telling him how good it feels when he brushes against that certain spot inside you that makes you see stars. He wants you to squeeze and touch his balls, telling him how these always make you feel so full, they fill me up so well, Kentarou, I love it when you come in me. He just wants you to praise him and touch him all softly and slowly, showing him that you really love him. Give him hope that his one-sided feelings might be more reciprocated than he seems to think.
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It’s solidly five inches, and curves very slightly to the left. He’s confident enough with it, but Yuutarou finds himself wishing he was just a bit longer, just a bit thicker, just a bit more. He spends a lot of time looking at himself in the mirror, and especially once his feelings for you form, he’s always idly wondering what you’d think of him. It’s a pale color, and when he gets hard it turns a gradient of pink down to his tip, where it’s flushed and always swollen within seconds of blood rushing south. He keeps himself clean shaven because he doesn’t want you to be grossed out when he eventually has you in front of him, naked and yearning for his touch. He wants everything to be clean and attractive and perfect, because the first time he gets to touch you and fuck you, everything has to go perfectly. He’s decently sensitive, and he especially likes it when you pay attention to his base. Gripping him there and idly squeezing while you talk to him will make him breathless and light headed, his voice strained and tight when you ask him if he’s wanting to fuck me? Do you want that, Yuutarou? Do you want to make me a mess on your cock? You’re so dirty when you talk to him like that, but it drives him crazy - and when you grip him tighter and tighter and tighter, it only furthers the feeling. He likes it, too, because your hand almost acts as a sort of cock ring, barring him from accidentally coming much too early - something that’s happened often when he was still left to his own devices with only the thought of you and his pillow to work with. 
His cum is watery and there’s not a huge amount of it. He comes pretty easily, all things considered, but he has a decently short recovery time, and if the worst case scenario occurs (he comes before you), he’s immediately getting onto his stomach and diving between your legs, tongue eagerly working at your clit and his fingers slipping past your swollen folds to curl and rub at you until you’re moaning and clutching onto the pillow under your head. He’ll let himself calm down, and within five minutes he’s normally able to get hard again, and while this time he’ll likely be shooting a blank, he will keep fucking you until you come for him - and this time he’ll have his thumb working at your sensitive little clit the whole time, his pride out the window because he needs you to come, dammit. When he comes he makes this weird little half-shout half-groan, the sound loud and a little bit jarring. He tries to keep quiet for the most part during sex, because no matter how many times you try to tell him that you like his noises, he’s too embarrassed to freely let them out. Besides, he’d rather hear you anyways. But when he’s getting close, he does tend to start blabbering, his voice slurred and the words coming out so quickly that they’re hard to understand. He’s trying to get every thought out in those last few seconds before he comes, because he has all these compliments and sweet nothings that come to mind when he’s fucking you, but he’s too engrossed in the moment and nervous to actually say them, so he waits until the last moment and all you can hear is y’so tight ‘n good, ‘m gonna come in you, fuck let me come, y’so pretty when you’re drippin’ with me and fuck fuck fuck, here it comes take it take it take it-! He writhes when he comes, unable to stay still, his muscles flexing and relaxing over and over again, leaving him to shake on top of you and then promptly collapse onto you. He’s exhausted after he comes, but he’s still attentive to your needs, and even if he’s on the edge of passing out, he’ll make sure to get his fingers stuffed inside you and his lips on your nipples, absolutely anything to guarantee you’re feeling good. 
His favorite way for you to touch him is when you take control. He’s always a little doubtful of his own abilities, nervous that he’ll do something that you don’t like, even though you aren’t the first girl he’s slept with. He’s just a bit paranoid that he’ll make a mistake and eliminate any form of attraction you feel for him, and so he likes it best when you take the wheel, pushing him onto his back and climbing on top of him, leaning down to kiss him and suck hickies into his neck. He likes when you grind on him, your hips moving against his in circles, your very thin panties (that he’d picked out, with a red face, the last time he’d visited a lingerie shop, having bought a few sets for you after learning your panty and bra size) rubbing up against his boxers, the navy material already stained a darker blue with a copious amount of precum. He wants you to move his hands for him, your grinding never stopping as you situate his large palms against your breasts (already bare, your - his - t-shirt haven’t been discarded across the room), squeezing over his hands to encourage him. He wants you to slowly sink down on him, before setting up a brutal pace, bouncing on top of him with reckless abandon while you smile down at him and hold eye contact. He wants you to move his hands to grope at your ass, while you reach behind you to play with his balls, squeezing lightly and feeling the way he tenses up and warbles your name. He wants you to suddenly switch your positioning, so that you’re facing away from him, your ass exposed to his prying eyes while you roll your hips again, the new angle making access to squeezing his thighs easier. He just wants you to manhandle him, really, because while he may be well over six feet tall and is finishing up his collegiate studies, he’s nothing more than putty in your hands, eager to do anything and everything you want.
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He’s roughly five inches, with a moderate girth. Overall, he’s thoroughly average - tufts of brown, curly hair sit at his base and a vein or two decorates his shaft, which slims out a bit as it extends, ending in a round, mushroom-shaped tip that’s always covered by pretty, pink foreskin. He produces a lot of precum, to the point where once you get your hands on him, you’ll be surprised to feel that it’s almost like he’s already slicked himself up with lube. There’s just so much of it - but that’s because once Akira gets hard, he stays hard. No matter how hard he tries to distract himself or will away his erection, it takes at least fifteen minutes for it to go away. Even after he comes, he stays hard for a while - he gets oversensitive very easily, so he’ll try to swat your hand away if you reach for it when it’s still coming down after his release, but secretly he hopes you’ll reach for it again because he’ll begrudgingly let it happen the second time, content and pleased that you want to keep touching him. He stays hard, but actually takes him quite a bit to get hard - even with you, the woman he finds so sexually arousing and desirable that it makes him sick sometimes, he has to have a good mix of stimulation and thoughts to get him ready to go. Generally, if you want to get his cock swelling up and turning a deep pink color, kiss his neck and palm over his crotch, whispering his name in the most sultry voice you can manage, maybe even flicking even lightly biting his earlobe as you whisper into it. He’s not too sensitive, and because of this he tends to last a long time in bed, to the point where if he’s really concentrated and you’re in the right mood, he’ll get you to orgasm at least three times before he gets close. He doesn’t groom himself all that much, figuring that if you really have a problem with it you’ll let him know, and while he keeps everything clean and sanitary, sometimes you end up with a bit of hair in your mouth when you’re sucking him off. 
He doesn’t produce a huge amount of cum, but it’s decent tasting, enough so that you genuinely don’t mind swallowing it. This is good news, because Akira really, really likes when you give him head. His favorite place to come is definitely your mouth, and the feeling of your lips and tongue against him are often the quickest way to get him to orgasm. He’s a fan of pushing himself as deeply into your mouth as he can and then releasing, so that all of it goes directly down your throat, because he likes the idea of his cum being in you, even more than just in your cunt. He’s also satisfied with pulling back and coming all over your face, because while it isn’t quite as satisfying as finishing in your mouth, there’s still something lewd and dirty about it, especially if you open your mouth and let your tongue loll out. He’s pretty quiet in bed, mostly just breathing hard or muttering commands under his breath - they’re never too harsh, just things like keep going or say that again. But when he comes, he takes this long, harsh inhale - it’s not quite a gasp, but it sounds too uneven and heavy to be a normal breath. He’s not one to moan too much naturally, but he tries to push down any sort of noise if possible because he doesn’t want to turn you off in case you don’t like it - even if you try to reassure him, he doesn’t really believe you, and he’ll still do the long-inhale-thing rather than let out the little whimper he really needs to. His whole body jerks when he comes, and this normally ends up lodging him even deeper into whatever hole he’s buried in, which adds extra stimulation to his already sensitive cock, making him hiss and grit his teeth. His face gets red as he gets close, too, and it’s a telltale sign that he’s feeling good when his cheeks start blooming pink, all the way down to his neck and over his collarbones. He gets sweaty, too, exertion and holding back any sounds taking a lot of effort, and often his bangs will get stuck to his forehead.
Akira’s favorite way for you to touch him is when you take his cock into your mouth. There’s something about the power dynamic that gets to him, because while he doesn’t inherently view himself as any better than you (he may not show it, but he worships the ground you walk on, if all the stalking and tedious collecting of your information are anything to consider), something just feels right when you’re suckling on him like that, your pretty eyes sparkling up at him through your lashes and tears pricking at your lash line every time you take him just a bit too far down your throat. There’s something endearing about the way that you take him so well, relaxing your throat and bobbing your head over and over, and he especially loves it when you get messy. He likes your spit to be everywhere, dripping down his shaft and onto his balls, dribbling down your chin, just getting everything wet and sticky. He likes the sight of you pulling back and panting hard, a thin strand of saliva and precum connecting his tip to your lip, the sight making him gulp and clutch onto the corner of the chair he’s seated in so tightly that his knuckles turn white. He likes the way your lips are so soft against him, how your tongue is wet and warm and so very dexterous, licking around his tip and dipping in against his slit. He just likes the way you give him so much attention when you’re using your mouth; it makes him feel special and pleased that all your time and effort is going into him, to please him and make him feel good. And if you were to reach down between your legs, your fingers playing with your clit while you bob your head and use your other hand to lightly grope at his balls? Well, hopefully you take getting your throat fucked as well as you do bobbing your head, because the mere sight will have him losing control and needing to fuck something, and your pretty little face is the nearest thing. 
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Summary: L/N Y/N lands a job teaching history at the prestigious Aoba Johsai. What happens when a certain captain invites her to be the Seijoh Boy's Volleyball teacher advisor?
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what's it? smut sugar level? 0.7k allergen warning/s? dubcon, somnophilia, public sex, spanking, breeding, facefucking regulars? @hanayanetwork​
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♧ doesn't really get jealous easily. he has all the confidence in the world so why would he? he knows he's all that and more. when he does though, his partner's in for a wild ride. doesn't stop until his partner's sobbing on his dick at the overstimulation. he's rough and fast, the slaughter he unleashes upon their body leaves bruises the next day, fingertip shaped ones on their hips, their thighs, their waist, everywhere his hands were the night before.
♧ fucks his partner real nice when they're stressed. or when they're overthinking something and he knows he has to intervene so they don't spiral or anything. after all, he knows they can face whatever is troubling them, they just need a little distraction for time being.
♧ if his partner has upset him and they're being punished, iwaizumi will fuck them until they're unconscious and even then, he doesn't stop. will continue rutting into their pussy and breeding them until they're so full of his cum.
♧ has a love-hate relationship with car sex. on one hand, he loves how dirty it is. how he can take his partner just like that - with their consent of course!! - in public. he finds it exciting how they can get caught, or specifically, if anyone has the guts to come up to the car because every time he has done did it with his partner, people most definitely knew. how could they ignore the sounds coming from the vehicle and how it shook? on the other hand, he hates the space available, or lack thereof. they're squished like a can of sardines and he can barely bounce them on his cock and it's impossible to make them take him in the way he wants. much like their cunt, it is way too warm and tight, but not in a good way.
♧ all his friends - including the japan national volleyball team - loves to tease him about how he's so whipped for his partner. how he's probably vanilla because he doesn't want to risk hurting his partner, but only his partner and him knows how he buries himself to the hilt every single time they fuck, or how he loves fucking his partner while they're on their hands and knees and how he relishes in grabbing his partner's hair and yanking it so hard it elicits a moan out of them that would've been embarrassing if anyone else other than hajime was with them.
♧ praises everyone he sleeps with about how they're so tight when in reality it's just because he's big-big. obviously everyone's going to be tight when you're several inches above average iwa 🙄.
♧ if his partner teases him about how he's the shortest third year during his time in seijoh, they're asking for it. much like with yaku, you do not mention iwaizumi hajime's height.
♧ looooves having his partner sat on his lap. he pretends to hate it whenever they grind down on him while he's in a call with shittykawa, but he loves it. would be very upset if they stopped doing it.
♧ groans and grunts a lot!! it's the hottest thing ever!! moans in his partner's ear about how good they feel and it just gets them wetter!
♧ loves spanking his partner so much!! he doesn't even care about the size of his partner's ass - he doesn't care if they're big or flat - all he cares about is having his partner bend over his lap and ass up in the air for him. that's literally it.
♧ loves breeding, but strictly as a kink. he doesn't want to have children, yet he can't help himself from saying stuff like gonna fill this pussy up with my cum, gonna fucking breed you, or take my fucking cum, princess while pushing all the spilt cum back into his partner's pussy.
♧ loooves facefucking his partner. loves to grab a handful of their hair and just thrust his cock in and out of their mouth, using them like a fleshlight. he likes having control over the pace.
♧ he likes the concept of public sex, but hates the thought of actually getting caught. he would Die if him and his partner got caught fucking in the fitting rooms pls. on the other hand, he would probably arrange a gangbang roleplay where his trusted friends would pretend to walk into the both of you though
♧ a grunt/groaner. he doesn't really dirty talk a lot. he can, and boy oh boy is he good at it, but he just doesn't when foreplay is over and he's already ramming his fat cock inside of his partner.
♧ gets off to the thought of his partner feeling good because of him. seeing his partner all wet for him when he's barely done anything to them will turn him on more than them getting on their knees in front of him.
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nosanityleft · 8 months
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the ultimate haikyuu headcannon
Karasuno wins. Seijoh wins. Nekoma wins. Fukurodani wins. Shiratorizawa wins. Inarizaki wins. Everyone wins. No one graduates
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freakurodani · 11 months
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adding to the words with friends headcannon it becomes a regular part of after practice routine for all of Karasuno to circle around Suga and watch him play, some of them also get accounts and Suga will help them also beat Oikawa who by now realizes he is in over his head and has underestimated Suga's power
YEA YEAH!!!!! the cheering is ridiculous!! krsn hypes suga up so much and they talk about their continued rampage against seijoh and over in the seijoh club room makki and mattsun are making fun of oikawa for losing, asking if he needs a tutor and oikawa is just FUMING hehehe
iwa keeps saying there are better and more efficient ways to ask ppl out if you arent stupid and its the nail in the coffin, truly
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scarfwrites · 2 years
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MASTERLIST
HEADCANNONS & SCENARIOS
❅ Childhood friends with Oikawa and Iwaizumi as the Miya Twins sister
❅ Iwaizumi and Oikawa with an actor reader
❅ Hanging out with their friend ft. Kuroo Oikawa & Tsukishima
❅ They get injured ft. Oikawa Iwaizumi & Bokuto
❅ Their friend as their wingman ft. Iwaizumi Tsukishima & Akaashi
❅ Making Your Big Debut ft. Karasuno & Seijoh
❅ You Have a Mental Breakdown ft. Iwaizumi & Kita
❅ Exams ft. Akaashi, Kuroo, Tsukishima
❅ Sick Day ft. Iwaizumi & Tsukishima
❅ Fake Dating ft. Iwaizumi, Tsukishima & Kuroo
❅ Oikawa thoughts with an Aromantic Reader (PRIDE 2023🏳️‍🌈)
❅ Acne Comfort Headcannons ft. Kageyama, Kenma, Yamaguchi
ONE SHOT
❅ Birthday Special (Iwaizumi x Reader)
❅ Oikawa vs Dog
❅ Insecurities (Iwaizumi x Reader)
❅ Sunshine on Valentine's Day (Hinata x Reader)
❅ Iwaizumi's Birthday
❅ Enough For Me (Iwaizumi x Reader)
❅ Comfort Amongst Loss ft. Kageyama, Iwaizumi
❅ A Promise to Keep (Iwaizumi x Reader)
SERIES
❅ The Troublesome Five Series (Miya Twins x Reader) (PLATONIC)
❅ To Mend a Broken Heart Masterlist (SMAU)
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Karasuno Manager as Seijoh S/O
Alright here's the Second years. I want to eventually get Watari in here, but I am having a hard time. Not beta'd. Anyways I'll have the first years up next. Also I read this headcannon that Kyotani feeds the stray dogs, and it just stuck with me????
Seijoh: 3rd years
Karasuno: 3rd years, 2nd years, 1st years
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Yahaba: Your mom had asked you to bring a cooking book to your cousin, Kindaichi Yutaro. While you go to Karasuno, your cousin goes to Seijoh, meaning it doesn’t take that long for you to get to their school. When you get off the bus and step onto the Seijoh campus, you are immediately at a loss. You turn in a circle hoping that there will magically be an arrow that points to the gym he’s at. Unfortunately there isn’t.
“Do you need help?” A tall boy with brown swishy hair asks as he walks up to you.
“Uh, yeah actually. I’m a little lost. I’m trying to find a gym?” It sounded more like a question.
“You don’t go here do you?” He asks in a gentler tone, only continuing when you nodded. “We have a few different gyms. Is there someone in particular you’re looking for?”
“Um, just my cousin. He’s in the Volleyball Club.”
“Oh me too. Here I can show you the way to the gym.” He was smiling and beckoning you to follow him. “By the way, who's your cousin?”
“Oh, Kindaichi Yutaro. I just have to drop something off for my aunt.”
“Kindaichi?!” He seemed surprised by that.
“Is there something wrong with that? Do you not like him?” You were a little taken back by his tone, but the look on his face said something different.
“Oh, nothing. Nothing. I just wasn’t expecting him to have such a cute cousin.” You spluttered at the compliment. He continued to flirt with you the rest of the way to the gym. You were originally planning on just dropping it off, but were convinced to stay by your cousin. Being able to watch and talk to Yahaba was just a plus. When their practise finished you spend time talking to Yahaba, while waiting for Yu. By the time he was done and ready to walk with you, you had gotten Yahaba’s number. You two ended up talking everyday, hanging out on the weekends, and eventually began dating.
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You were curled up with Yahaba on his bed with music in the background, talking about anything and everything. However, today he’s been unusually quiet.
“‘Ru, is everything okay?” HE hummed absently as his fingers danced up and down your arms. “You’ve been awfully quiet ‘Ru. Is there anything you want to talk about?” He stayed silent for a little while longer, before tightening his grip on your arm.
“It’s just that we have a practise game against Karasuno.” He paused, “I guess I'm just nervous, you know from the way things turned out last time. I just-I’m just nervous.”
“Aw babe. It’ll turn out alright in the end.” You paused trying to decide whether to speak your thoughts or not. Finally you decided, “Well if it makes you feel any better I’ll be there.”
“You’re coming, why?”
“Well you see it’s because…” you paused, now realising the weight of the words held hostage on your tongue. Quickly you decided that now was not the best time to tell him that you’re one of Karasuno’s managers. “Kindaichi invited me and I’m going over to his house after to spend time with him and my aunt.”
“Oh that’s good. Makes me feel better about playing.” He smiled and tugged you closer to him, shoving his face into your neck, placing soft kisses and quiet ‘I love you’s’.
You were shaking with nerves, just trying to keep your head about you. Shigeru is not an unreasonable person, he would understand. He wouldn’t be angry, maybe a little upset, definitely confused, but not angry. You were standing next to Kiyoko, when a ball rolled under the net.
“Hey, Cutie-chan, a little help.” You grabbed the ball and turned to your boyfriend with a sigh.
“Does that ever-”
“Y/N!!” Next thing you know you’re flat on your back and staring at the ceiling. ‘Even their ceilings are nice’, you think. Your head starts throbbing and your view of the ceiling is crowded with players from both teams. “Are you okay?”
“You better not be using that line on anyone else ‘Ru.” You said ignoring his question and sitting up. Everyone looked so worried, “Guys I’m fine. You don’t need to crowd me. Finish getting warmed up. I’d like to talk to ‘Ru anyway.”
“Who?” Kidaichi asked.
“Him. My boyfriend.” You said pointing to your boyfriend. Kindiachi looked pissed, but walked away with everyone else anyway.
“Baby, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean for you to get hit.” You laughed.
“It’s fine, just surprised is all.”
“Why are you wearing their colours?” He asked helpling you stand up and pulling at your track clothes.
“Uh, well you see, I’m their manager. It’s a new development, and knowing how you feel about my team, I didn’t feel like I could tell you. I’m sorry.” You looked down feeling guilty.
“Baby, it’s alright. I’m not mad.” He pauses, “Are you still going to cheer for me?”
“Of course babe.” You said cupping his face and pulling him into a kiss. “I’m staying the night at Yu’s, so we can do something tomorrow, yeah?
“Yeah and we can talk more about this manager thing. I’ve got to go though. Are you sure you’re okay?”
“Yeah, I’m fine. Now go! I love you. I’ll cheer for you.” You stood letting him give you one last once over to really make sure you're okay.
Don’t worry though, you’re the only one who he uses that line on.
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Kyotani: You spend time volunteering at the animal shelter. You mostly spent time with the dogs, particularly feeding and playing with them. One day you saw another kid there, a boy, around your age. He was heading into a kennel with a particularly tough dog that you haven’t been able to get close to. You watched him go in without fear, despite the snarls and growls coming from the dog. You stopped and watched impressed. The next few times you went to the animal shelter, this boy was there.
This last time you went, you were trying to feed this one dog, and he snapped at you. You jerked your hand back, barely getting grazed by the dog’s sharp canines. The dog lunged again, and you backed into the wall. Your hand was groping behind you trying to find the door, when you were yanked up and just out of the reach of the dog. The dog had decided to lunge, and you had just been saved. The boy who saved you, grabbed the dog by the nape of the neck and had a stare down. The dog finally looked away, meaning that this strange boy is the alpha. He quickly closed the door and turned to you, who’s still sitting on the ground.
When he turned, you really got a good look at him. He has blond hair, with two brown stripes wrapping around his head. His eyes can only be described as intense, but show passion and care.
“Are you okay?” He asked, holding his hand out. You stared at him confused. “Your hand.”
“O-oh.” Is all you could manage, sticking it out as he kneeled down. The dog had grazed you with its teeth leaving a scratch behind.
“Come on. We’ll get this cleaned.” He gripped your hand and hauled you up. He led you to the office and pushed you to sit on the desk. You watched as he got the first aid kit. He gently grabbed your arm, cleaned, and bandaged the scratch.
“Thank you.” You broke the silence, “Um, can I get a name to go with the face that saved me?”
“Kyotani.” He grunted.
“I’m Y/n.” You two didn’t talk anymore that day. As the two of you saw each other more and more eventually you considered him a friend. He finally confessed to you. It was awkward, and it took him ten minutes to get it out. You almost wanted to end his misery, but you thought he looked really cute blushing and stuttering, so you waited. And now you’re dating.
“How was school today?” When the words finished leaving your mouth, his arms tightened and he shoved his face further into your neck. He mumbled incoherently, but you understood the gist of it. “It couldn’t have been that bad?”
“I don't know what it is, but Oikawa just gets on my nerves. Thankfully, Iwaizumi is there to help reign him in.” He sighed pulling his head from your neck, “I’m just glad I’m with you now.” You giggled reaching behind you to cup the back of his head.
“And yet you still play.” You paused, lowering your hand and turning around. “I think you like them more than you let on.” He practically growled at being called out, but you just laughed. You pulled him with you to the couch to cuddle. You two were sitting in silence when he broke it.
“We have a game against Karasuno next week, and, well I’d really like for you, you don’t have to if you don’t want, I don’t want you to feel pressured-” You covered his mouth with one hand, intertwining your fingers with the other.
“I’d love to go. You don’t need to worry so much. Are you excited?” He began to grumble about how much he hates Karasuno, practically spitting the name everytime he says it. With the way he was talking, you know he’d be upset. An upset Kentaro is a pouty clingy boy, but not one that yells and fights. Thankfully you two don’t really fight, he knows how abrasive he can be, and tries to be the absolute opposite with you. He knows when to be gentle, and always is with you. He refuses to yell or be mean when there’s a disagreement. You felt a little guilty about not telling him you’re Karasuno’s manager, but you figured he’d find out soon enough.
You were one of the first ones in the gym, and as soon as you cleared the doorway, you were pulled back by Tanaka. A rather powerful ball landed right in the spot you were just standing in.
“Ahhh!” You yelped, everyone turned towards you. “Oh my, Tanaka! Thank you so-” You were silenced as a low growl sounded, and you were yanked away.
“I told you to apologise! Not assault the poor girl!” Number 4 shouted heading your way. You laughed as Kentaro shoved his face into your neck to hide his blush.
“Iwaizumi?” You questioned, raising your eyebrow when number 4 nodded. “Thought so. Don’t worry, I’m fine. He’s just a little jealous.” You cooed. Iwa stopped in his tracks, confused. “Let me introduce myself, I’m Y/N, ‘Taro’s S/o.” He grumbled pulling himself away from your neck.
“You didn’t tell me.”
“You hate my team, don't want you to hate me or be upset.”
“I’d never hate you.” You smiled and pressed a kiss to his cheek.
“Good, ‘cause this would be awkward,” you paused, “Okay now I’ll stop embarrassing you, but you have to play your best. That way when we kick your ass, my bragging rights will feel even better.” He flicked your forehead and headed to his side of the net, waiting for his bragging rights.
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volleychumps · 3 years
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« Progressive Rivalry
Omg I love your blog 🥺 could I get a scenario or one shot with iwaizumi or Sakusa (or honestly any character you’d like!) where u run into each other at every tournament and it started out as a bitter rivalry but then they got rly worried bc u got hurt and they’re like “why do I care!?” Does that make sense? Ahaha 😅
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~ just why do you keep running into the guy you hate most, especially when he equally hates your guts as well?
format: One-Shot 
genre: fluff
- includes: Iwaizumi Hajime
Warning(s): swearing, slight mention of blood, enemies to lovers trope 
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“Oh look, my best friend’s here.” 
“Fuck off.” 
A sarcastic grin tickles your lips as you place a hand over your chest, pouting mock-affectionately as the dark haired spiker wipes at his sweaty neck with a damp towel. You adjust the gym bag on your arm as the rest of your team begins to warm up, already used to this turn of events. 
“Aw, Iwa! You always manage to warm my cold, dead heart. If you have a crush on me, just say so. Are you some kind of stalker?” 
“Hah? A stalker? You wish.”  Iwaizumi stands as the red-headed one and popular brunette behind him stifle their amused laughter into their fists. “Who would like looking at your ugly mug all day?” 
The spiker’s failed attempt to intimidate you with his height had your smile widening in challenge, the insult not hurting a bit.  In fact, you lean a little closer, fake sniffing as if he had genuinely hurt your feelings. 
“Yep. I definitely want this temperamental six year old in the body of a seventeen year old to show an ounce of interest in me. How’d you know?” 
“How can I not show interest in things that perturb me?” 
“So you are interested.” You wink. “Don’t hurt your pretty little head over using words that are too complicated for your brain.” You lean around him to shoot a sweet smile to his teammates, ignoring the flash of irritation across Iwa’s face. 
“Issei, Oikawa, Hiro!” You flash a thumbs up, your pretty smile almost blinding. “You guys were cool.” 
“Y/N-chan~ you’re such an angel!” 
“Angel my ass.” 
“Oh. You’re still here.” Your voice falls dejected as Iwaizumi gains an irk mark on his forehead. Glancing back at your team, you smile and wave at the other three. “Gotta go warm up, cheer for me!” 
“Good luck!” Matsukawa calls after you, merely grinning when Iwaizumi shoots him an irritated stare. 
“Not gonna wish the love of your life a good game?” Hanamaki questions, already beginning to walk off while smirking into his water bottle as his dark-haired friend merely scoffs. The teasing from his trio of “friends”  wasn’t anything new. 
“I don’t think that thing is capable of loving.”
“Yeah yeah, you love her, we get it.” 
Iwaizumi groaned inwardly, sitting down tiredly on the bleachers to rest up as your team littered your side of the net. His jaw clenched when you offered him a lazy wave, kneeling slightly in your position as a libero. 
There were many things Iwaizumi had could say about your character or even the irritating smile on your lips at his blatant annoyance, but he couldn’t deny how well your team mixed. Oikawa whistled lowly as Hanamaki absently mentions to Matsukawa about how the other team hardly stood a chance. 
Iwaizumi blinks, feeling a pit of annoyance in his gut as the boys in the stands whistled at every save you made, the pit deepening even further at the smile you cast in their direction. 
“You’ll get frown marks Iwa-Chan!” 
“Shut the hell-” 
“Oh shit! Y/N!” 
Iwaizumi’s head whips back in the direction of your match at the sound of Hanamaki’s exclamation just in time for the collision. 
And then his breath caught in his breath so abruptly he almost choked. 
You clutched your ankle, teeth biting so deep into your lip so hard Iwa swore he could see a bead of blood as you withheld an obvious wail of pain. Your teammate knelt by your side with a hand clamped over her mouth in shock, Iwa being able to make out from your teammates’ panic that someone had accidentally shoved you so hard to the side you swore you heard your ankle snap in an attempt to stabilize yourself. 
“Y/N-chan!” 
“Is she okay?” 
But Iwa wasn’t listening, all distaste for you seeming to drown out of his system as he wondered, 
wondered why the hell he cared so much about the girl who tried her hardest to get under his skin. Your witty retorts, your wide grin, the softness of your irises, and the pang in his chest every time you jokingly bumped your shoulder against his in passing- 
that same girl who’s cheeks were now shining with spilled tears causing him to rise to his feet. 
“Oi Iwaizumi, where are you going?” 
He didn’t spare a glance to your teammates as they silently made way for the wide-shouldered spiker, dark eyes assessing the damage as he bent down, swooping you up into his arms as if you hadn’t weighed a thing. He ignored the stares and wolf whistles from his team as he hurried out of the gym and in the direction of the infirmary towards the specialists who were trained for these events, heart tugging at the sound of your whimpers. 
“I’ve had dreams about this.” You mumble, eyes clenched shut as tears built up on your closed eyelids, arms wrapping around his neck tighter as you buried your face in his neck. “Please be hot, that’s all I’m asking for.”
“You’re still joking at a time like this?” Iwa’s voice cracks at the proximity, wondering why on earth his chest was pounding in his ears as your eyes shot open. Immediately, you begin to squirm, your face heating up as Iwaizumi continues his hurried stride, barely sparing you a glance. 
“You’re taking me?” 
“No.”
“Don’t be sarcastic with me!” 
Iwaizumi leans his head in the opposite direction, away from the volume of your voice, but he couldn’t stop the slight tilt of amusement on the right side of his lips as you seemed distracted by the obvious pain in your ankle. Mission successful. 
He ignores your protests to set you down, frowning at your claims to wanting anyone else to have taken you. Even the brunette one.
“See, now that’s just plain insulting.” Iwa’s eyes narrow at you as he finally sets you down on one of the cots, about to walk off to find the doctor before a hand weakly tugs at the bottom of his jersey. 
“....I think they’ll come soon. Can you...just stay? Just until they come?” 
Iwaizumi blinked. Then blinked again. 
Iwaizumi clears his throat, recovering from his shock before pulling up a stool and grabbing a nearby first aid kit. He tilted your chin up with his fingers, his gentle touch causing your cheeks to flare up as your eyes took on a vulnerable edge. 
“Why do you hate me so much?” It was genuine curiosity, anything to alleviate the strange heaviness in his chest when he acknowledged that fact that you despised him so.
Your eyes widen at the sudden attack, wincing a little as the cotton pad dabs at your lips, soaked in alcohol. “Why do you?” 
“I don’t hate you.”
“Oh-” 
“I just think you’re annoying as hell.” 
“Well I think that not a single thought goes on behind those pretty eyes.” 
“So you think my eyes are pretty?” 
The silence is heavy as you shake your head no quickly, causing Iwa to click his tongue and scold you to stay still as he keeps his eyes trained on your-
oh god he’s looking at your lips. 
“Yes.” You’re almost whispering, shyly avoiding his widened gaze as you lean away from him.
He stumbles over his words at your direct response, unprepared for the way in which you lean a little further back, eyes nervous and not at all the sarcastic gleam he knows as he swallows back the lump in his throat. 
“Well,” and then his hand is cupping the side of your face as he tugs you closer, confusion swirling in his head as his heart surges him forward, practically mumbling against your lips in a daze before he could stop himself. 
“I think you’re prettier.” 
He wanted to smirk at how he could practically see smoke puff out of your head. 
“Even if you hate me?” 
“I’m honestly not sure I ever did.” 
The distance is closed by you, a hand coming up to run your fingers through his dark locks as his thumb strokes your cheek, lips moving feverishly together as you attempt to pull back-
If he let you go, would you go back to hating one another? 
only for him to kiss you back even harder as if he was satiating some sort of hunger, a smile growing on your lips before a shot of pain shoots through your leg, bringing you back to reality as you whine against his lips. Iwaizumi gasps, ignoring your giggles and assuring words that you’re fine, carefully laying you down on your back while elevating your ankle. 
“Y/N.” 
“First name basis? Look at us skipping all the necessary steps.” you tug your hair out of it’s knot, attempting to redo it with a hair tie between your lips as the pain in your ankle falls to a dull throb. 
“What did....are we...?”
“Does the Iwaizumi Hajime want to know if we’re a thing or not?” Your smile has his cheeks flushing, stare becoming irritated. 
“Oi. Nevermi-” 
“Yes, idiot. Now run along and fetch my things, will you?” 
He rolls his eyes at your playful wink, ensuring your injured ankle was positioned properly before beginning to exit the infirmary-
“And Iwa?”
“What is it, doll?” 
Your chest leaps at the nickname, Iwaizumi beginning to smirk at the change in expression on your face before you clear your throat. 
“Thank you.” 
It was one of the most sincere things you had ever said to him. 
Your unexpected boyfriend kissed you on the lips a second time after a few strides, any confusion within him seeming nonexistent as he tucked a strand of hair behind your ear. The way you gazed up at him had his chest doing somersaults, wondering if you were both just denying the attraction you felt towards one another before fate took its turn. 
“Nah, I should be thanking you.” 
“For what?” 
“Hurting your ankle-” 
“Get out.” 
Iwa’s feeling like an idiot with the lilt to his lips when the door slides shut and something hits the door where his head would have been, the slight smile fading back to his usual scowl at the sight before him. 
His three friends had identical grins on their faces, Matsukawa holding a #1 fan balloon and Hanamaki decked out in merch from your school. He narrows his eyes at the bouquet of flowers tucked behind Oikawa’s back. All obviously from the themed store of the tournament. 
Guess he didn’t need to worry about whether or not you would enjoy his idiotic friends’ company. 
“So you're whipped. Didn’t see that one coming.” 
“Whatever.”
“Iwa, where are you going?” 
“...to go get her things.” 
“You so love her.” 
“Shut the hell up and don’t enter her room until I get back.”
It was only when the dark-haired spiker turned the corner, looking behind and in front of him before his back hits a nearby wall as he attempts to calm his heartbeat, swearing he had never felt such a wild surge of energy through his veins as his lips tingled with the taste of you. He sighs, touching the hair tie that he stole from you when he kissed you a second time from within his pocket, wondering just when his hatred melted into the exact opposite. 
He was so whipped.
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Okay so like a real quick live headcannon…
Time skip Kindaichi x ex seijoh manager reader where they bring their 3 year old to one of uncle Torū’s games and like literally the whole old team is there together. idk dude i need some fluff.
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IM DYING OF CUTNESS I CAN NOT!!!
"YN-Chan!!! You and DN-chan made it"- Oikawa says running up to you
"Hi Toru"- you say waving
Kindaichi standing right beside you 👉🏻 🧍‍♂️😐🙄
"DN-chan how is my favorite girl!! You look so much like your mommy! And YN, wow!! You are absolutely stunning! I mean you always were. If only you were a little older when we were in school, I would have asked you out"- Oikawa says smirking
"Shittykawa, Kindaichi is literally right here!"- Iwaizumi
Kindaichi 👉🏻😐😑
"Oh I didn't see you there big guy! Hope your taking cate of my precious YN-chan for me"- Oikawa
"I mean he's literally married to YN Oikawa"- Kunimi
You 👉🏻👀😬
"Jesus Oikawa we've been back together for like .05 seconds can you just not be yourself like one time"- Makki
"Listen I can't help YN is a gorgeous women now!! Im happy for her and Kindaichi but as a man, I'm also jealous"- Oikawa
"Don't be jealous Oikaea there is literally no way I would have ever dated you"- you
*dead silence*
Iwaizumi 👉🏻😃😃😃
Kunime 👉🏻🤣 📱
Makki and Mattsun 👉🏻 💀 💀
"That's my girl"- Kindaichi says giving you a kiss
Oikawa 👉🏻🥲 pain
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moon1833 · 2 months
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HAIKYUU! BOYFRIEND HEADCANNONS
Karasuno Edition
DAICHI
Classmates to lovers!
Secretly super nervous around you before you started dating.
The entire team knew he liked you before you did.
Hinata and Nishinoya would bordline harass you to come to practices and games.
Which resulted in Daichi yelling at them frequently.
Of course you came to the games though (you find him leading the time as really attractive too).
Ends up asking you out after you come to a match that they won (Suga pressured him).
He’s extremely chivalrous, insists on meeting your parents and opens every door for you.
Doesn’t make any moves on the first date because he doesn’t want to give you the wrong impression. (He really wanted to kiss you though).
You kiss him on the cheek after he drops you off.
Catches him completely by surprise.
You have your first kiss right before a game.
He was nervous, and you came to cheer him on.
You called him over to where you were sitting and kissed him.
“Good luck!” You called out as he was leaving, not missing how red his face was.
Tanaka and Noya were loosing their shit.
As a couple, you’re the team parents.
You always tired to help out with his caption duties, you knew it was stressful for him sometimes.
Leads to the team loving you.
Serious good cop/bad cop relationship.
You get Tanaka, Nishinoya and Hinata out of trouble whenever they do something stupid.
He loves you too much so he lets it slide (he can’t say no to you).
SUGAWARA
Love at first sight! (He fell first)
Brain turned to complete mush the first time he saw you.
Was sure he’d never see you again but he didn’t go up to you.
You ended up being Kageyama’s older sibling.
He still was too scared to make any moves.
You noticed him when Karasuno played Seijoh (season 1).
You approached him to tell him he played well, and told your brother he could learn a lot from him. (He blushed).
Kageyama is oblivious to his upperclassmen’s feelings. (Everyone else picked up on it the moment you started talking to him).
You thought him being on the bench but still making an effort to be the loudest person cheering on his team was really attractive.
You started picking up Kageyama from practices after school (you really just wanted to talk to Suga).
You thought you were being obvious about your feelings but the Kageyama facial expression™ is genetic.
His pining was becoming too much for the team to the point where Tanaka thought you were already dating.
Eventually gets to Kageyama.
He’s a little upset that he was the last person to figure it out (that Hinata beat him to it) but besides that he doesn’t care at all.
He thinks it’ll benefit his volleyball career, too, so it’s a win-win for him.
Flat out tells you Sugawara has feelings for you.
Part of you already knew, but you were elated.
Asked him to walk you home one day when there wasn’t practice.
“So, my brother tells me someone on your team had a little crush on me.” You loved seeing him get flustered.
He’s upset because he was in the middle of organizing the perfect way of confessing to you.
You end up at a cafe a little while later talking.
Tanaka and Noya were not so secretly spying on you both. (They took a picture of you guys with the flash on).
You thought it was funny.
Suga wanted to explode.
He walks you home, and you kiss him gently before walking into your house.
Kageyama was grouchy the whole night. (He’ll come around).
Kept PDA very light whenever you were around people.
However he’s super touchy in private.
Like he needs to be in contact with you to some degree at all times.
Always laying on you during movies and falling asleep half way through them.
Stopped having Suga over so much because whenever you did Kageyama would come into your room to talk about volleyball. (And he doesn’t knock)
ASAHI
Opposites attract!
You took interest in him first (he didn’t think someone as pretty as you wouldn’t be intimidated by him).
(You weren’t).
Started with you asking him for help in class.
You were pretty outgoing and spoke to everyone so he was surprised you went out of your way to talk to him.
He’s a complete mess around you.
You thought it was sweet.
You’re making every move if you want anything to happen (but you knew that).
Nearly died when you showed up to one of his games.
Nearly did again when you were gushing about how incredible he played.
Actually died when you asked if you could wear his jersey to the next game.
Died again when you did, the jersey being much too big for you. Seeing you in his clothes distracted him almost the entire time.
You end up telling him you like him one morning nonchalantly in the hallway when he was walking to class with you.
Wasn’t sure if he imagined it with how quick you said it.
“You do know I like you, right?”
“U-uh what?”
He’s nervous around you for months, barely initiating anything until he’s sure he won’t make you uncomfortable by accident.
Likes to lay on your chest while you braid his hair.
Still blushes from casual PDA. (He’s always pleasantly surprised you want to show off your relationship)
You pick fights with anyone who gossips about him being an intimidating guy.
“It’s not him you have to worry about, it’s me. So why don’t you say that to my face.”
He’s desperately trying to defuse the situation, but he loves how you defend him.
NISHINOYA
Childhood friends to lovers!
You’ve known him your whole life, but moved away for a few years in middle school.
You moved back in your second year of high school, reuniting with Noya.
He was different, but exactly the same.
You were adamant to not catch feelings, but you couldn’t help it.
The moment you were in his life again, he stopped obsessing over other girls. He didn’t realize it right away, but he knew he didn’t want you to think he didn’t prioritize you.
Forced you to come to every practice so he could walk you home.
Lines of friendship and something more kept getting blurred.
Randomly grabbing your hand when he’s excited.
Possessive, he gets sad if you don’t pay attention to him for a long time.
Genuinely fights off other guys.
He still doesn’t realize he likes you until Tanaka points it out.
Immediately confesses to you.
Dating him wasn’t much different than being his best friend, only now you were more affectionate.
Constantly napping together.
Brags about you to everyone.
Carries a photo book of you because he couldn’t decide on one picture for his wallet.
TANAKA
Matchmaker gone wrong!
Originally was attempting to set him up with Kiyoko (your best friend), but she wasn’t interested.
You two started getting closer even after you told him you didn’t think their plan was going to work.
Was starting to feel like he was only befriending you to get closer to Kiyoko, but he made a lot of effort to hang out with you.
Realized he was catching feelings for you when he would start to look for you in the crowd after each point he scored.
Did a 180 and went to Kiyoko for advice.
You were a little worried when they started getting closer, but your best friend insisted she had no romantic feelings for him.
Ends up confessing to you after a game. (Kiyoko’s idea).
He kinda screams it at you.
You thought it was cute, you kissed him to shut him up.
Parades you around to the team.
He’s protective, but when guys tell him he did a good job scoring you, he’ll just rant about how lucky he is.
He’s obsessed.
Like, genuinely obsessed with you. He proposed at your graduation. You told him ask you again in five years.
He does.
You say yes.
KAGEYAMA
Enemies to friends to lovers!
You both played volleyball in middle school, and you won “Player of the year” over him.
Rivalry started from there.
The girls team practiced in the same gym as the boys did so you were always trying to outdo each other.
When you’d play each other for practice matches you both would play exceptionally dirty.
Ended up at Karasuno because you got injured.
Became a manager for the boys team since the girls team wasn’t as serious and didn’t have a manager.
Had a small fight on both of your first days because he refused to work as a team.
You two could not get along so for the sake of keeping your job as a manager you just ignored him usually.
One game, a few members of the other team had made a few comments about you.
Conveniently, one of Kageyama’s serves in warmups nailed the guy in the face.
Was the first time he made you laugh.
Thought about it for a week.
Tried to make amends with you by showing he was sorry (he couldn’t say it).
Would ask you for tips on how to connect with his team as well as his form.
Admitted he thought you were a better player than him one night, you told him you most likely wouldn’t be able to play again.
Asked him to play for you, placing your hand on top of his.
He almost kissed you that night but he didn’t know how to and panicked.
You wanted him to.
Ended up tutoring him and Hinata, he started going to you for individual help.
Was worried you’d think he’s stupid.
You thought his focused face was adorable.
You were obviously in your feelings for him, but he was adamant that you wouldn’t like someone who struggles showing his emotions so much.
He didn’t think he’d be good enough for you and that you deserved better.
However, the idea of you with anyone else made him so unbearably mad he started putting effort into becoming what you need.
He struggled, but all you cared about was the effort.
Extremely flustered whenever you showed any kind of appreciation towards him.
Like he completely freezes up if you even hug him.
He warms up to physical affection quickly, he loved it from you, he just didn’t know how to return it.
Always falling asleep on top of you on bus rides.
He snores. Not loudly they’re more like sleeping sounds, but you tell him he snores.
Clingy in private.
Loves holding you but loves being held just as much. (He’ll never admit that, though).
YAMAGUCHI
Best friend’s sibling/secret relationship!
Yamaguchi had a crush on you the second he saw you for the first time when he was over at Tsukishima’s house.
He was sleeping over for the first time, and you were heading to the kitchen for a 1am snack while he was leaving the bathroom.
He knew Tsukishima had a sibling, but he had no idea what you looked like. He had no idea you were that beautiful.
You invited him to the kitchen with you for some food, he obliged because he wanted to talk to you.
You knew he was quiet so you did most of the talking, asking him questions.
“Your freckles are really cute, I wish I had freckles.”
No one had told him that before.
He remembered that for months.
Tsukishima knew something was up right away, but he didn’t say anything to Yamaguchi.
He was more worried about you, so he told you to “leave his friends alone”.
You didn’t
You saw Yamaguchi in school occasionally, always going out of your way to say hi (when Tsukishima wasn’t there).
After beating Shiratorizawa, you texted him congratulations.
You both kept texting from there, then calling.
You started asking him for help with homework, claiming your brother was unhelpful (you knew the work).
You started meeting up at the library, both of you mutually deciding not to tell Tsukishima.
After a few weeks of longing stares and lingering touches, you caved.
He was explaining a math problem to you, you were practically shoulder to shoulder, and he looked so adorable trying to dumb down the equation.
You weren’t thinking, leaning in and placing a gentle kiss to his lips.
You pulled back, apologizing, but Yamaguchi had a shy smile on his face.
“Can you do that again?”
Kept it a secret, only meeting at his house. (His mother understood)
Tsukishima found out after walking in on you both making out while Yamaguchi was sleeping over.
“Do you want ice cream?”
He did not care.
Only told you to stay away from his friends because he didn’t think you liked Yamaguchi.
He trusted you both to be respectful and if things did end to keep it civil.
His only wish was he did not want to hear a thing about you from Yamaguchi.
He loves to cuddle with you.
He’ll initiate a lot more physical affection when you’re by yourselves, but in public he gets too nervous.
Doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable ever.
Also not huge on PDA.
Loves giving you forehead kisses.
Akiteru saw Yamaguchi with a hickey before he knew you were dating and congratulated him.
Akiteru did not know you were dating for months.
That wasn’t intentionally, everyone just forgot to tell him.
Tsukishima gave a legendary best man speech at your wedding.
TSUKISHIMA
Enemies to lovers!
The first day you met Tsukishima, you thought he was annoying and needed to be put in his place.
So, you did.
Any insult he said (whether it was directed at you or not) was retorted by you in seconds.
He didn’t expect that from you (it intoxicated him).
Being friends with Yamaguchi, you were almost always around.
He called you a pest.
You called him a loser.
And so on.
LOTS of tension.
Both of you always glaring (staring) at each other to the point all your friends think you’re together in some shape, way or form.
Both of you could not get the other out of each other’s head.
Both of you think it’s because the other is just so annoying.
Until Tsukishima has a dream about kissing you.
Now that’s all he can think about.
He starts ignoring you because he’s mad at his own feelings and he’s starting to feel like he has no self control around you.
You notice it immediately, he no longer picked on you or teased you at all.
Instead of being relieved like you thought you should be, you’re rather sad.
About a week goes by, and eventually your mutual friends are sick of all the sulking you’re both doing.
Force you to talk to each other.
Ends up in a shouting match.
You call him a coward, and it strikes something in him.
Mid rant, he cuts you off by kissing you.
You kiss him back, finish your argument and go back to kissing him.
“Go out with me?” He mumbles against your lips.
“How chivalrous of you.”
The arguing doesn’t stop now that you’re together, it just leads to other things.
Surprisingly, Tsukishima is extremely emotionally mature when it comes to you.
He doesn’t want to loose you.
You’re his soft spot.
Like it’s so obvious and he almost wants everyone to know it. (He’d never admit it)
Not very possessive unless you’re uncomfortable.
No one was surprised when you got together.
Neither of you are huge on PDA.
Maximum affection you’ll show in public is hand holding.
He uses you as a human armrest occasionally.
“Hates” when you steal his clothes (he leaves them out for you.
You get along well with Akiteru, he loves you.
He’s out like a light if you play with his hair.
Holds you like a stuffed animal to sleep (he can’t sleep any other way).
Surprisingly soft.
Doesn’t say “I love you” for a while, but he does things to show it before he does.
HINATA
Sunshine x sunshine protector!
You grew up as Hinata’s #1 fan.
Helped him with his volleyball skills in middle school and so on.
You were always be his side and it was the same with him.
You’ll tease him of course, but anyone who underestimated him or was insulting him had to deal with you.
Tanaka and Noya call you “Hinata’s girlfriend” (they just think that and no one corrected them).
Started dating by accident.
Hanging out as friends was turning into something else.
Constant hand holding as well as hugs.
Were each other’s first kiss because he “wanted to know what it felt like”.
Kept kissing after that.
Eventually he just starts introducing you as his girlfriend.
“Shoyo, you just told them I’m your girlfriend.”
“Yeah? What’s wrong?”
“You never asked me to be your girlfriend.”
“Oh my god I forgot.”
Chaos everywhere you go.
He’s your best friend and your boyfriend.
He’s always getting you things.
Invites you to every game (you were going either way).
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ickymichi · 3 years
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to this day this is still the best thing that’s ever come out of twitter
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broc-e-coli · 2 years
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my post timeskip kyoutani hc is that he is the dennis rodman of volleyball in terms of hair; one week you have him looking like a tennis ball, another he has neon pink hearts all over his head, the next one is a pride flag, following week it's looking like one of those toxic red mushrooms with white things
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bokutosmochi · 2 years
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general oikawa headcannons
what's it? general headcannons allergen warning/s? n/a sugar level? 0.9k regulars? @hanayanetwork​ @tahonet​ @tokyometronetwork​
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♧ type to start snowball fights but can never win them. he's so insanely competitive at times, but much like with his matches with shiratorizawa when he was in high school, he can never seem to win them no matter how hard he tried.
♧ the type to tell his friends to treat him to some ramen, but when they get to the restaurant that serves the best ramen in town and said friend pulls out their wallet to pay for both of their food, he immediately freezes and tells them they were just joking. he hates it when other people spend money on him. if they do though, he's going to order the cheapest thing on the menu.
♧ feels accountable for so much that whenever he's with someone he trusts and his walls are down and he bumps into an inanimate object, just the refrigerator in his house, he'll automatically apologize before the heat rushes up to his cheeks because he just apologized to something that isn't even alive.
♧ speaking of oikawa when he's with people he trusts, his mood goes a whole 180°. his fangirls only know the cool and calm oikawa so the seijoh third years often wonder if those girls will like him the same when they found out about dorky adorable oikawa (if those girls stop liking him, they don't deserve him 😤😤).
♧ he's pretty and he's not the most tough-looking and volleyball's not considered by some to be a "manly" sport so he's a victim of some backhanded comments of that nature. those never phase him though (the only thing that hurts him is his own self-deprecating thoughts and iwaizumi's headbutts but he's almost gotten used to those), he always manages to respond with something about no matter how that person thinks, he'll always get more girls than him (he's not a pig but he will throw that line when necessary lol).
♧ when he was younger, his red flag was his competitiveness. he hated it when someone's better than him which of course is not healthy in a relationship, but as he grows older, starts to really understand that other people are going to be better at him at some things, but at the same time, he's better than them are some and that's how life works and it's perfectly okay.
♧ lowkey gets inspired by iwaizumi all the time. like, all the time even after they've graduated high school. he'll never say it out loud, and he'll most certainly never say it to the man in question, but iwa probably already knows it. all of seijoh's third years sees the way oikawa looks at his best friend and the way he gets fired up when iwaizumi's fired up too.
♧ hums to himself while doing housework all the time. sometimes he's humming a song that's stuck in his head, something it's a completely made up one. no matter what it is, iwaizumi never feels annoyed by this, it even gives him a sense of comfort from the familiarity of it. 10/10 times will pretend to be annoyed with it tho
♧ used to be completely obsessed with those 2014 diy/grwm video or youtube channels (who wasn't tho. let's get real here). if he's not watching volleyball, he's secretly watched that. the colorfulness of it just catches his eye and while he didn't know it at the time, it's the asmr of those channels that got him so hooked -- the tearing of the paper, the soapy sounds produced by washing of hair, the sound of writing. it's all got him in a sleepy trance.
♧ he likes dancing, especially dances with a partner, but he honestly doesn't feel too comfortable doing that at school because of all of his obsessed fangirls. call him mean, but he doesn't want to do that with someone who's only in it so they can hold his hand. he wants someone who's actually focused at the task at hand, even if they weren't actually good at dancing, he doesn't mind.
♧ gets stuck into wikipedia rabbit holes more often than he'd like to admit. he doesn't mean to do it! it's just that one minute, he's watching a volleyball game, the next he's reading through an article about various philippine forklore.
♧ he's quite an organized person. uses a planner and all. the only disadvantage he sees with using those is whenever he has an especially busy day and he puts timestamps on each of his chores like 5:00-5:30 - go for a jog, 5:30-6:00 - shower and then, something unexpected comes up and he finds himself panicking because truthfully, he does well under pressure, but when he plans everything down to the wire and all of a sudden his plans go down the drain and has to be replanned? he might as well faint, honestly.
♧ has a stamp and postcard collection. he never uses it and honestly, doesn't plan on ever using it, but he just likes looking through them from time to time, thinking about what kind of letters would be nice to write on each.
♧ don't tell him this, but he spends an embarrassing amount of time wondering why all of the girls gravitate towards him and not to iwaizumi because have you seen that man?? like yeah, they're just friends, but that doesn't change the fact that his friend's gorgeous and oikawa's not blind.
♧ likes to put on clear nail polish to protect his nails. for some reason, after matches, and especially after longer, tougher matches, he noticed that his nails get scratched up a lot and he hated that. he hates how it feels, how it looks, everything. so he started to put some clear protective nail polish to hopefully stop it from getting scraped.
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you get: a purple scrunchie
i get: reblog
do we have a deal?
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