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chilaios telepathy compilation. btw.
also these ones arent telepathy i just think its fun that they defend eachother + are on the same page about alchohol :
#chilaios#theres probably/definitely more instances of them doing telepathy but ive already stalled so much time for doing my work so#yall can add the ones i missed#dungeon meshi spoilers#????? i guess??????#anyways this is why im insane about that “laios... you get it right?!” line because like. he usually does get it. they get eachother.#theyve reached a point where they can have a whole PLAN sorted out by looking at eachother.#of course chil would desperately hope that LAIOS would be the guy to understand#laios the one chil understands. laios the one who tries so hard to understand chil. laios the one who brings chilchuck out of his spiraling#when no one else will.#of course HE would get it. of course. LAIOS will get it. LAIOS will see through that weird fake. he doesnt see him that way.#..........right?#OH i want to convert some people with this actually so im gonna main tag#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#: ) hello dungeon meshi fandom. in front of you is a table with the papers required to convert into a chilaios shipper. you have 30 seconds#to sign them and if you dont i will personally apologize for wasting your time
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Laid to rest by ten thousand arrows — the fall of Lao-Shan Lung
HE'S FINALLY DEAD.
This oversized infant has been tormenting me ever since his fateful introduction as the Wall Of All Time in rank G2. It's difficult enough to just scare him off, but for months now, I've had my sights set on outright slaying him.
I tried everything. Aerial style great sword to the face for 30 minutes straight. Max dragon attack striker lance dash spam into his gut. Hell, I even tried the infamous weaponless strategy, frantically hauling cannonballs back and forth, calculating every single ballista shot, carefully counting flinches. But alas, Lao-Shan Lung was simply too powerful for one scrawny little hunter. I was faced with the horrible realization, that if I wanted to take him down alone... I was going to have to play a ranged weapon. (GASP!)
Anyway yeah those guides ain't joking lol dragon pierce bow is ridiculously overpowered against this guy. It took me 2 tries because I've literally never used a bow before, but once I got the hang of it, it was a super easy hunt. Here's the set that netted me a 20 minute Lao kill with both fortresses at 100%:
Magnastar Wil (Max upgraded Valstrax bow), Valor style
Neset Armor (Ahtal-Ka), full set
The luckiest fucking talisman of my entire life, Expert +9 and Crit Element +4, no slots
Armor skills: TrueShot, Pierce Up, Crit Element, Critical Eye 3, Tremor Res
Items: Power Coating Lv.2, Element Coatings Lv.1 and Lv.2, and an unholy amount of mega dash juice
A LOT of patience to obtain all of the materials for the armor and weapon. Phew!
Altheos Incanonis (the max Alatreon bow) is technically better, but there is no way in hell I was going to grind G RANK ALATREON solo, fuck that. I got stupid lucky with the Valstrax grind and got 2 mantles and an orb on a single hunt, so I just ran with it; Magnastar is more than capable of getting the job done, even in the hands of a clueless melee main.
THE DREAM IS REAL!!!! WOOOOOO
#last year when i was desperately trying to get past this quest and looking up guides#i remember seeing a comment that was like 'oh i love lao shan lung he's such a fun and relaxing fight!'#and of course i thought to myself. what the actual fuck?#but now i am a stronger hunter. and now i know. that guy was 1000% correct.#lao is so chill once you're no longer panicking because the fortress is at 10% and there's 30 seconds left on the clock.#i love you lao. i am sorry for all of the mean things people say about you. rest in pierce bro#my art <3#monster hunter#monhun#mh
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the prodigal son
@grizzlyplays petition to name the little guy Gribzly
#miskipz draws#grizzlyplays#grizzlyplays fanart#i love this little guy#i also say people saying Nimbus/Grimbus and i adore that a lot#side note but i posted this on twitter first and almost had whiplash when i saw someone like it after it being posted for like 30 seconds#and it was big g himself#ALSO I DIDNT KNOW HE HAD A TUMBLR?#sorry for all the pings grizz if you see this but also not really sorry
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day 27 was to draw 3 shapes and make a character from each of those shapes
the shapes
#sparks creations#30 day challenge#oc#original characters#art#the first lady is a noblewoman who probably has some sort of dislike/disbelief of magic#the second person is a gnc enby who is a powerful spellcaster#and the old man is an EXTREMELY dangerous and EXTREMELY powerful magic user#none of them have names#the old man is based on a traffic cone XD#the blue lady is based on a blue monarch butterfly#and i actually based the middle person on the hearts from deck 52 a little#their shape looks like half of a heart so i used that#i accidentally made lore for these guys#magic turns clothing gold#the more gold= more POWER#im sure you can see the issue if the old mans entire robe and hat are GOLD#nothings wrong with being a strong magic user#reason that they turn gold specifically? idk i really like rendering gold :)#this took a LOT shorter than i anticipated#normally i take another hour for these pieces#but this only took like 3 hours INCLUDING me standing and walking around and doing stuff(snuggling cat :D)
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I saw that birthday post
NUH UH YOU SAW NOTHING 👺👺👺👺👺👺👺
#please 😭😭 it was only posted for like 30 seconds#anyways the rest of you guys get to see it today. like you're SUPPOSED to 😤#asks
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if i dont move to nyc or london or paris by age 27 what is the point of anything
#i looooove my city so much you guys like if i wasnt who i am (queer) rn i would be so fucking glad that i am in my current city but#i loooove art and history and fashion and stuff and this citymight be about second best for all that but its still soo crowded#people WILL judge no matter what you wear something cutesy and people dont shut up especially when ur 16 and tagging along with your mom to#the mall or something and everyone just stares and even among your classmates ive been complimented so many times#for my unique style or whatever (aka i have beaded shoelaces and wear lots of jewelery and absurd ass eyeliner) and theyre like oh#n******** is so fancy itni stylish bandi hai woh and its so attention grabbing but i dont want it to be a big deal !!!#i want to like 20 badges and wear insane makeup and dye my hair without calling much attention to myself!!!#of course i know that will change slowly as you go in to uni and meet ppl of your type instead of a bazaar market and youll pick ur own#friends who r like minded but considering this is india how many people can you truly find.#also my next two years are going to be spent in a college for jee and neet kids#you can wear what you want theres no dress code but you have to appear serious studious and simple if you want to be taken seriously#elle woods at harvard law type#i asked my mom to get an industrial & second lobe piercing and actual dyed hair and shes like turn twenty get into a good college then do#not bc she minds she allowed me to get my hair dyed at age 13 but to go in th college im going to there is SO SO much rigour#and if you dont show yourself as professional and shit they will keep you in lower effort self study classes instead of best of the best#i KNOW how difficult moving abroad is bc my family does not have that money i need to do it myself its so so expensive bc the money#itself has such a high value compared to here (you see americans cribbing abt 30$ hourly wage but here that is 2500inr)#2500 inr is as much as an expensive pair of jeans here. expensive clothes here r 30$ and in usa its 300$ . see the diffence#im changing topics so much but sometimes i do feel this place is suffocating#its a priviledge i have that i can even think about going abroad comapred to other indians but still#dp you get what i mean#and ik movies and all are very romanticised so it might not even be this way in western cities and just an idealisation but still#if things change around here then the entire question of going anywhere is out the window anyway#smalltown boy will byers moment#dni if you read all this and plan on replying unless ur a close mutual (close mutuals u know who u are)#also if someone says why would you want to go to usa uk paris when they colonised your country shut up <3 shut up very much <3
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But I don't wanna live in a dystopian world!!!
#i just saw this video about amazon having this pay with your palm technology#guys why would you give away your biometric data for convenience?!?!#we're really at this point where we will sell our privacy to save 30 seconds#and i know people have been saying this for forever#but what happens when that becomes the only way to pay?#like we are getting so close to what they describe in revelations it's scary#and yeah i get that people said that about barcodes and credit cards#but having your payment method be your literal hand?#that's too close for comfort#and it's literally not smart to give these companies that info#if they have a data breach who knows what a hacker can do with that?#i know this is a crazy scenario but what if a hacker gets ahold of your fingerprints and currupts the digital record for a crime?#on top of that you only need your fingerprints registered with the police for a few reasons like if you are a criminal or work with kids#you have the right to not have the government have your info without reason#but what happens when the government demands that Amazon (or Apple or any other company pulling this crap) give over their records?#now they have that whether you are a criminal or gave your permission or not#that would be a violation of your 4th amendment rights: to be secure in your person houses papers and effects against unreasonable seizures#don't think the government would do that? police in my area will absolutely violate that right by running plates#to see if you have an expired registration even if you weren't doing anything that required they run your plates#so yeah i fully believe the government would violate the 4th amendment#and what's more... i don't even think that they would have to demand the info i think amazon or apple would offer to sell that info to them#ok sorry for the rant#this world is just getting scary y'all
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guys i laurv college like actually. went out w a group of ppl and went to CVS and a mediocre pep rally. had a really sweet exchange w a bus driver. roommates are going out in a large group to have some of that sweet liquid sillies allegedly. i am alone in my dorm despite thinking i'd be the last one awake i am literally the only one here. and i'm happy i think :D
#nightmare.personal#we have to be up at like 7:30 am though so God bless my poor roommates#it's just two of them out person no 3 is unaccounted for#hypothetically i couldve stayed up but the group i was hanging out w are all roommates#so it was just me sititng in their dorm while they were showering and i was like. i think maybe i should go back to my home domain#but college is seriously kind of great bc like. you can just Do Shit. no parental convos about the logistics of hanging out#if i want to knock on a friends door to see their taxidermied rat and then go out w them at 10 pm#i am well within my God given right to do that!!!!!!#also idk when the RAs come bc this is meant to be quiet hours but people are blasting frank ocean which#it's frank ocean so you cannot be complaining about that but still#ALSO I SAW THIS GUY I'D BEEN TEXTING AT A STORE AND THEN I SAW HIM LATER AT THE RALLY#AND THIR=TY SECONDS BEFORE THE RALLY ENDED I TEXTED HIM SAYING I SAW HIM#AND HE MADE DIRECT EYE CONTACT WITH ME RIGHT WHEN EVERYONE STARTED LEAVING#IT WAS SO FUNNY. i am seeing him in SO many places and we haven't even hung out yet#also hope the guy that i recced måneskin liked it i didn't do one of their best songs but hopefully thats cool#i just did baby said bc i was gonna do read your diary but thought it'd be too much in hindsight i'd DEFFO do kool kids#IN ANY CASEEEE. idk what to do now just text my gf i guess
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Ok that was definitely supposed to be the most fruity episode of Henry Danger, and that's a show I can barely seen as remotely heterosexual.
Like Ray and Henry basically downloaded Grindr i mean Rumblr, a fighting app and go to a gay fighting bar on a double "fight".
#I'm putting more facts in the tags bc what#Ray puts like all the effort into his Grindr(not bothering anymore) and for ideal fight put the words 'sparks are flying instead of fists''#while Henry set his acc up in like 10 seconds#Ray was constantly swiping left & Henry said 'shouldn't you be putting more effort into this?'#Henry 30 seconds later after seeing the first person come up: eh sure that seems good#of course Ray got catfished by his 'perfect guy' and henry was fighting this guy named Kyle and is having literally the best time#like he ends the episode like 'hell yeah round 2 man' and then they start sword fighting#Charlotte and piper's judgemental lesbians energy in this episode skyrocketed.#when I say jasper's obvious crush on Henry is one of the less fruity moments in this episode pls know I'd never say that lightly#I'm staying in a hotel this week and all that Nick is playing is hd and df#I'm not complaining but it's creating brainrot. I have so much content that going to be for literally no one#I'm gonna have so much dangerverse shit in my drafts. god and then I'll have to post them.#henry danger#henry hart#ray manchester#charlotte page#piper hart#jasper dunlop#schwoz schwartz
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gearing up to start drawing again and i’ve been reflecting on why i draw and why it frustrates me when people say they cant draw or could never draw or whatever and, okay, yes i have spent years doing this for reasons which would involve a whole nother post than what i’m actually thinking about at the moment but i digress
i think people get self conscious of their art because they think if they don’t want to put the time in or get to a certain level that art isn’t worth pursuing at all and today i am breaking down your door and i am sitting down on the floor with you and i am telling you listen: the reason to do art is not to post it and it isn’t to be good at it and it isn’t to draw every leaf on every tree. the reason to do art is because you are a magician and you are putting a little guy there that wasn’t there before. and then later you can open your book of little guys and be like :)
“oh but I couldn’t” shh! SHUT! i am TELLING you RIGHT NOW that if you draw the worst little guy possible and you look at that little guy and you laugh and smile, then that literal 60 seconds it took you to draw that is more worth all of the years that i spent learning to draw because i desperately wanted people to notice and appreciate and be friends with me in school (and yes, occasionally it does happen but mostly in my experience that motivation backfires because half the people just want shit for free but wouldn’t give you the time of day and half the people are too intimidated to even talk to you). maybe it’s because i’m old now but who cares about that shit, you draw because it’s good to create something and look at it and smile because it’s yours and it belongs to you and you did that.
#if you go draw a little guy right now i will put a gold star on your forehead#i dont even need to see it#do you like sparkle? draw sparkle.#thinking about this because out of all the art i do on a daily basis that one of my most beloved drawings is literally like#a pierogi with dot eyes and stick legs that i drew in 30 seconds#people want that guy everywhere and when they see it they think it's so charming#and i used to be like why does no one look at the pieces i spend 4 hours on#and now i think of it as like wait a second i have an amazing superpower to draw really fast and make people smile lots#it took a long time to see past my own insecurities but man#i am telling you it doesn't start for you until you just content yourself with the fact that you like to draw your little guy#and im using guy in the most gender neutral possible way#that can be your blorbo that can be your pet that can be your creepy lamb with hands like my sister drew once#anyway i'm done im gonna go draw those little guys you sent me now#hapo text#sorry i cant draw i just realized i didnt actually eat today brb
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Acab obviously but I’m literally such a cop when it comes to certain traffic violations like I’m always coming on here afterwards to complain like
#anyway driving with your brights on switching lanes without signaling driving drunk or texting and tailgating (having a gap of less than 3 s#*3 seconds between you and the car infront if you 4 if you’re going fast) are all death sentence crimes to me#anyway so coming back to work at night and I’m going down the highway at like 85 which like yeah. 30 miles above the speed limit but on the#occasions thay I go thay fast I only do it when there’s very little traffic and I know I can maintain 10seconda between me and the cat in fr#front#and I can see several hundred yards infront of me#so anyway 85 mph so like what business do you have tailgating me so close that I CANT EVEN SEE YOUR LIGHTS IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR??#ARE YOU STUPID???#so anyway I drop to the speed limit because 1) safety and 2) I love watching them get visibly pissed off#like you have no right to be pissed off#so cry and scream and wail all you want I’m not gonna go any faster#so I go down to the speed limit and this guy has the AUDACITY to blast his brights at me#as if I’m the one in the wrong here. please#also jokes on you if you were trying to blind me because yours soo close I can’t even see leds you’re trying to fry me with#die mad about it#.txt
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freshman XXL
#caption blatantly stolen from mjf on twt who posted these in the first place 😭😭#they were cropped kinda weirdly so have my 30 second fix#anyway im glad they (and by they im hoping tony) are aware of the criticism getting slung their way#amount of young talent guys on the roster and fucking ric flair is getting tv time#vibes tonight are just crazy im ngl like everybody showing support for garcia on twit. dynamite actually feels important 😭#not tagging all these guys if u see this you see it#txt
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I deeply love the freshman but she just called twice to ask if could jump her car at a location 30 minute drive away, I am pajama’d and blind in bed . No I cannot dedicate over an hour of time when it’s already my bedtime because surprise, I wake up at fuckin 4:25 am 🙃
NO FUCKING WAY was I awake typing this godforsaken post and my other friend called me for 30 MINUTES!!!!! You fuckheads I work on a farm do not contact me after 7:30!!!! Arggghhhhhh okay goodnight and anyone else who calls me is NOT getting an answer I am asleep GOODNIGHT !!!!
#and last night I got like 5 hours of sleep and I didn’t take a nap today. I shouldn’t be fucking driving anyway because I’m SLEEPY sleepy#I was like give me 30-40 minutes and she was like uhhh I will call some other people… yeah do that .#like if I do go for a drive this weekend I’ll still invite her but I’m getting a little sick of her antics#diary post#ugh. anyway if you find this E I do deeply love you fr but I told you I wasn’t going to be a good friend this summer#and I didn’t mean like teehee I can only hang out on Saturdays#I meant the likelihood I text back or see you in person more than twice a month is VERY low#and yeah this is on me for picking a stupid fucking job but like. I need to be sick of farming before I head to a city for 5+ years#I am exhausted down to my core. I relapsed in my bad habit on Saturday. I am barely functioning.#I don’t think I’ve eaten anything that’s not fruit or dairy products in the past 3 days. I am desperately waiting for an incident at work.#begging to the universe to let me get kicked in the head or something so I can have a few fucking days off PLEASE#anyway goodnight. now im all wound up and I’ll get another 5 hours of sleep#also ironic the second friend who called me was gossiping abt this guy at work that should just shut up sometimes#and im sitting there on the other side of the phone YAWNING after picking up and answering I am already in bed#and my friend is still rambling on about stupid inane work bullshit that I do not care about.#okay goodnight for real. I hate everything
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the original movie opening has ruined me. can you imagine watching it for the first time and seeing THAT
#that maybe 30 seconds where almost everyone died....#the shot of leo w the picture when he goes 'ill see you guys soon'. starts sobbing#rottmnt#like dont get me wrong i love the opening we have. but jesus#it reminds me a bit of sainw. maybe thats just because its the only other apocalypse timeline w a resistance lmao#🫀
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my boy he had a trauma haircut scene
#SORRY. STILL NOT OVER THAT LIKE HELLOOOOO#NOT EVEN 30 SECONDS OF THE EPISODE SND IM STILL JUST#THE MIRROR. THE TRAUMA IMPULSE HAIRCUT#WEVE ALL BEEN THERE BUDDY. HOLDING HIS HAND. FOR REAL ALMOST DID THST MYSELF THIS AFTERNOON#LIKE. NO JOKE WAS GENUINELY. THINKING ABT THAT ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK BC MY HAIR IS GETTING LONG AND I HATE IT#ohhhhh hunter you are so everything to me#the way i would have been so insanely obsessed with you if you existed when i was 12#the parallels between that scene and every bad end friends era scene like that is just. chef kiss#serving circus gothica energy there my boy . serving bipper and ice prince there my boy.#i am so incredibly predictable in my favorite charater choice and tbis will never change bcause i have impeccable taste#its the heart player in me i cannot help it i see a good guy turn bad guy unwillingly and i am like. yep thats the one#reaction time
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everytime i watch good omens it always knocks me out that jack whitehall is there
#im always suspicious when a comedian is in a movie or show#because they usually have the unfunniest bits and its just fart jokes#see the recent cinderella on amazon to prove my point#you know when you're enjoying a nice film or show and hey your fav comedian is in it#and they have 30 seconds of screentime and its the worst fucking thing#its just so weird i know the guy has done acting before i liked bad education#his character and michelle gomez's character had something there they should have fucked i take no questions#good omens is just probably the last place I'd expect to see him
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