one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.

People are so fucking mean to the elemental monkeys and for what??? Because you think they're ugly???? Yeah well you're ugly. In your heart

my man

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

choose your path wisely

vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

I wish this Kirby Funko Pop would be real :[