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bakapandy · 1 year
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draws all the Kazekages bc I can
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the-moss-project · 1 year
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Illustrations for Chapter 30 of The Moss!
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navigatorsghost · 10 months
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So I made a Sasori-themed amigurumi gift set for @lordkuronekosama a little while back. (Alive-version Sandaime stayed with me, he was just a bonus to see if I could make his outfit work.) Sharing here because I was genuinely delighted with how these little guys came out and because Sasori always needs more love (and more hugs).
[Scorpion slightly adapted from pattern by PatternToyBySandy on Ravelry; puppets, mini scorpion and sign all designed by me.]
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Hiruzen:Should we bow?
Third Kazekage:Of course,we are in kirigakure and he is the mizukage afterall.
Third Mizukage:(sitting on his throne, his elbows resting on his knees)
Hiruzen:(bows down)
Ohnoki:(confused,bows down after he sees hiruzen bows down)
Third Raikage:The hell are you two doing?
Third Mizukage:We don't do that here.
Third Kazekage:(holds back his laughter)
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m-jeevas · 2 years
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"The Third has caught his eye. He’s always caught his eye. He, with his smooth, captivating features and a cut to his jaw that Sasori, as a young Sunan shinobi, cannot take his eyes off of. Not only his features, but his power. His unattainability. He is everything Sasori wishes for and cannot have, but he’s never understood the word ‘no.’ His parents may have expired prematurely, but he’s been spoiled ever since. Not in affection, but objects."
Pairing: Sasori/Third Kazekage 
Word Count: 1845
Rating: T
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My late submission for Day 2 of the @sasori-mini-bang ! 
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iamtheexile · 2 years
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Mi primer relato publicado en AO3, hehe
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janetjax · 2 months
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💙Sansaso❤
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Un collab en el que participe kakakak juas juas juas
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bakapandy · 1 year
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more Sandaime
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the-moss-project · 1 year
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"The hand that falls onto his thigh does so in slow motion. Sandaime smooths it up his knee to the inside of his leg, thumb pressed deep against his tense muscle. The touch is warm, but Sasori’s first instinct is to flinch and pull away. When he does, the sheriff squeezes. “I think you’re stunning, Sasori,” he starts, sighing almost thoughtfully as he stares at the road ahead of them. His hand is dangerously close to the inside of his hip. “Why don’t I make you a deal?” "
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Within the forests of the Emerald Triangle in Northern California, The Moss explores a tale of mental illness, family, and the cutthroat world of marijuana’s black market.  
Illustrations for this chapter also available HERE!
***NOTE: Some of the illustrations included in this chapter include gore and some of the illustrations included in this chapter are NSFW and SEXUALLY EXPLICIT. As a heads up for anyone not into that/that might be reading this in more public setting. ***
TWS: ABUSE OF POWER AS A POLICEMAN, VIOLENT SEX, PROSTITUTION, EXPLICIT CHILD AND SPOUSAL ABUSE
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navigatorsghost · 1 month
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Puppet Sasori and Rezirah (my Third Kazekage), with thanks to Nellseto for the picrew that let me do puppet jaw seams.
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crescentroscs · 2 months
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naruto dash simulator
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SANDAIME DOWN 🦀🦀🦀
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reminder that sarutobi hiruzen was a WAR HERO who should be remembered as such :)
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reminder that sarutobi hiruzen was a LITTLE BITCH and that we should all PISS on his GRAVE
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@tobi this sake isn't doing shit get ur ryō ready
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i wnr himn to imroreganate mpe
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she village on my hidden until i leave
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easy website
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🌊 7swordswag
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save me instant cup ramen
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instant cup ramen
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instant cup ramen... save me..
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regardless of any nepotism that may have been involved, I just think it’s messed up that they let a FOURTEEN YEAR OLD become kazekage. not to mention other villages could take it as a sign of weakness that the most powerful shinobi we have is so young
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idk wasn’t the yodaime mizukage really young?
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lol you’re clearly new to kageblr. that rumors been debunked for ages, the guy was just super short
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feels like they’re just letting anyone be a kage these days. how could tsunade be the best choice for hokage when jiraiya is clearly superior in strength 🙄
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12 Butsuma Senju Ave, Konohagakure, LOF 118211
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Update on the cease and desist order from Konoha:
This blog will be deleted in 48 hours. We never considered the harm our hyperfixation could have on Konoha's national security, and for that we are sincerely sorry, both to Jiraiya and the residents of Konoha. For those wonderful people who have expressed concern for the mod team, the legal case is still ongoing but right now it's looking like a fine.
More information on the case, the ANBU incident and the situation with @orochimarupdates can be found below the cut.
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The Valley of the End
These statues were constructed by artist and stonemason Hikaru Aburame in 1737 KY. Commissioned by the Shodaime Hokage Hashirama Senju, the statues depict Senju and his longtime ally and rival Madara Uchiha. Uchiha and Senju were responsible for the Uchiha-Senju Alliance which founded the Hidden Leaf Village and put an end to the Warring States period. The monument, which potrays the two opposite each other forming the confrontation sign, was constructed in the valley where Uchiha lost his life to Senju during their battle a year prior.
Photo taken by Ami Sugiyama
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*Somewhere in Limbo Universe*
Third Kazekage:One of my own people killed me and turned my corpse into a puppet.
Third Mizukage:My dearest friend,Madara killed me using a cursed jutsu and sent my corpse to another dimension so no one could find or reanimate me. He made kids in academy kill each other and decades later,i'm the one who is to blame for the horrible incident.
Third Mizukage:I swear if i found him,I'd tear him to pieces.
Third Raikage:...
Third Raikage:You two have been through alot of shit...
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shipping-all-ships · 2 years
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I think if the internet and phones existed in naruto, the akatsuki would be hella popular on twitter. like yeah people try to cancel them and get them banned but it never works because watching these mess of a human beings (and others) interact with each other is just too damn funny. 
They only follow each other members despite having 40 mil followers each, save for Hidan who follows 2 other accounts who spout the same Jashinist rhetoric 
Every time Itachi does a post, Deidara is underneath it hate commenting, which leads to an obviously one-sided fight that gets 100k likes
Actually most of Deidara’s rants on the other members are viral hits, especially since someone pointed out his bingo book says he’s 19 and is being a literal petulant teenager about everything
Hidan is the most popular due to him just posting whatever thoughts fly through his head, unfiltered. Unfortunately, he is canceled at least once a week because of this but it doesn’t work
Actually most Akatsuki members get cancelled but yet it just won’t stick
Itachi’s posts, while sparse, always have Sasuke hate commenting under them. All he ever responds with is “foolish little brother”
They also usually feature his birds bringing him weird things or some dango he got.
Kisame exclusively does shark facts or these really beautiful breathtaking pictures of the places he and Itachi travels, with captions like “off to poison some fisherman’s wife lol WATCH YO BACKS” Somehow this never makes it to the target in time.
Kakuzu doesn’t post anything. Ever. Yet him going on to other members posts and telling them to stop wasting money like that is unbelievable popular. Hidan always responds with the flipping off emoji
When Deidara isn’t ranting about the other members, he’s posting explosions and ranting about art. This has led to him and Sasori arguing on Twitter and people cheering them on.
Sasori only posts pictures of his puppets or short POV videos of him working on them. Many people comment “hey isnt that x?/haven’t they been missing since xxxx?” to which Sasori only responds with a :)
Sasori’s profile pic was blank until he posted a pic of him with Sandaime Kazekage and the caption “new profile pic :)” and just watched the storm in the comments.
It didn’t get topped until Deidara posted a pic of him and Sasori with Gaara’s body captioned “got another one of your kazekages BITCHES lmaooooo”. 
Konan’s twitter is the most normal one of them all, usually just picture’s of Amegakura or origami. However, many of them also feature the chaos the other members are causing in the background or their confused faces as she hands them origami things
The pinned comment is a series of her handing them increasingly intricate and large origami and the increased confusion/distress on their faces
Pein only posts his monologue about the world needing to know pain and it’s clowned on by everyone, including the akatsuki members
Hidan’s most popular post is a series of photos of their afterparty of getting a jinchuriki, most notably featuring Deidara vomiting with Sasori holding back his hair, Pein passed out cuddling a bowl of chips, and Kisame absolutely lost in the sauce (aka a puddle outside)
They all have Orochimaru blocked (so does most of ninja twitter)
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