the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
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objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass)
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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
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Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.
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HELPPPPPPPPPP
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bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨
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I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image
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{Quotes:Nitya prakash/Richard siken ,crush}
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The Blue Book. Selected Pages.
[23.09.21] [18.01.23] [27.12.23]
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human brain is so easy to manipulate its stupid. sun is out longer in evening = life is worth living...read some negative social media posts = everybody hates me...read one interesting article = i have the scholar's ambition
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The answer to your problems is self-discipline
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I think disabled people deserve high income for free forever with no strings attached and I’m not kidding
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New women and femmes just dropped!
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“Mouthful of Forevers”, Clementine von Radics
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being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right
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